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Chapter 27 Unemployment
The fact that Fu Chengfeng's reincarnation is seamlessly connected with his previous life, although relatives and friends can't understand it, they absolutely accept it. After all, there is nothing impossible in Sheqiu.
On the second day of his rebirth, Fu Chengfeng went to work.As soon as they entered the office, He Zifeng and Yan Yace pressed him against the wall and demanded money for wreath offerings and mental damage fees.Then he was called into the office by Guan Xuan.
"Morning, seat, do you have a commission?"
Guan Xuan saw Fu Chengfeng's face full of spring and refreshment, and laughed in his heart: "No, I'll talk to you."
When Fu Chengfeng heard that he was chatting, he sat down on the chair unceremoniously. Before his butt touched the cushion, Guan Xuan said, "Who told you to sit? Stand!" and straightened his waist.
Guan Xuan stared at Fu Chengfeng for a few seconds, feeling exactly the same as in his previous life.He picked up his teacup and took a sip: "How does it feel to be reborn?"
Fu Chengfeng thought Guan Xuan's tone just now was to blame himself for being a few seconds late for work today, but when he heard that he was asking about his rebirth, he immediately grinned relaxedly: "It's quite refreshing."
Guan Xuan lit a cigarette and took a puff: "Do you remember everything from your previous life?"
Fu Chengfengxin said that the bureau will only smoke when he is very unhappy and very happy. Is this because I am so happy after being reborn?So he hurriedly said: "That's necessary, nothing has changed, just treat it as if I asked for a day off."
Guan Xuan looked at Fu Chengfeng suspiciously: "Are you sure?"
"Pretty sure!"
Guan Xuan flicked the cigarette ash, took out the mask that was put on Xing Kong's head from the drawer, put it gently on the table and pushed it to Fu Chengfeng's eyes: "Do you still know what this is?"
"Exposure mask."
"Be specific!"
"To prevent the appearance of the rescued person from being exposed, the red veil covering the rescued person's head."
Guan Xuan continued to ask: "Under what circumstances would you use this?"
"The client requested."
"Then what does it mean if you see the rescued person wearing an exposure mask?"
"It means that without the consent of the superior, the rescuer cannot look at his face, check his background, or spread his story." Fu Chengfeng replied quickly and confidently.
Guan Xuan smiled at him: "It seems that I really remember everything."
"That's for sure, don't worry, my ability to work in the future will definitely be stronger than in my previous life!"
"You have been fired." Guan Xuan said immediately.
"What?" Fu Chengfeng was shocked.
"You! Expelled! Expelled!" Guan Xuan said, knocking on the table word by word.
"Why?!" Fu Chengfeng was confused.
Guan Xuan exhaled the smoke slowly, and glanced at Fu Chengfeng's face: "I received an email complaining about you this morning. It was written by Xing Kong's lawyer and signed by Xing Kong's fingerprints."
"Him? Complain to me? What are you complaining about?" Fu Chengfeng was puzzled, what was he thinking?
Guan Xuan took out his mobile phone, clicked on the email, and handed the mobile phone to Fu Chengfeng: "During the rescue process, you lifted up his mask, kissed his lips, tore his nightgown, and cut his shirt. egg skin."
Fu Chengfeng replied without hesitation: "I accidentally knocked off the mask, I accidentally ate my lips, I cut the nightgown for bomb defuse, and the egg skin... was scratched by my fingernails." , that’s because of the position where the bomb is tied! It was already very light when I removed it! It’s because his egg skin is too tender!”
"You still know the monster!" Guan Xuan said while crushing the cigarette into the ashtray.
Fu Chengfeng returned the phone to Guan Xuan: "I'm just seeking truth from facts..."
Guan Xuan took the phone and slapped Fu Chengfeng's palm with it: "Do you know that your behavior not only seriously violated the privacy of the rescued person, but also severely damaged the reputation of our company!
"I know... no, why did he complain to me!" Fu Chengfeng looked puzzled and aggrieved.
"Because you saw his face, kissed his lips, tore his clothes, and scratched his skin during the rescue!"
Fu Chengfeng really couldn't figure it out, although the reason for the complaint is understandable, but what is he singing about the current relationship between him and Xing Kong? "Can you not fire me first, I'll ask first and then talk about it."
Guan Xuan opened the company's employee list, and turned the computer screen to Fu Chengfeng: "The company system has removed you."
Fu Chengfeng took a quick scan. He really lost himself. He didn't have time to ask why. The top priority is to keep his job: "I'm applying now!"
Guan Xuan answered immediately: "Okay, I'll interview you, just one question, whether you want to be Mrs. Xing or work, you can only choose one of the two."
After Fu Chengfeng heard this interview question, he said "ah?" in his heart, and then felt that this kind of question should not be thought about, otherwise I am sorry for Xing Kong.He immediately replied: "Madam Xing..." But his voice was not loud and lacked a sense of firmness.
"Okay, your interview is over." Guan Xuan faked a smile, "I'm sorry, our company doesn't have a suitable position for you, you can go home." After speaking, he hit the keyboard.
Fu Chengfeng was stunned for a long time before he opened his mouth: "Secretary... If Xing Kong doesn't want me in the future, can I still apply for the job again..."
"You are welcome at any time." When Guan Xuan said this, he did not look at Fu Chengfeng, just like a cold interviewer.
Fu Chengfeng didn't know what to say, but a polite farewell was always appropriate.He bowed deeply to Guan Xuan: "Thank you for so many years of cultivation, I wish you good health and all the best."
"Well, enjoy yourself."
Have a good time?Is this...a blessing?Fu Chengfeng didn't understand, but the moment he left the office and closed the door, he saw Guan Xuan covering his eyes through the crack of the door.
When he returned to the office, he didn't know how to tell He Zifeng and Yan Yace about this matter, so he had to hug Dongdong and go out to calm down.The air outside was particularly fresh, seeing his colleagues and subordinates waved and smiled at him politely, he had never smiled back so awkwardly.
Fu Chengfeng found an empty lawn and sat down, putting Dongdong beside him: "Dongdong, we are about to start enjoying ourselves."
Dongdong: "Yeah, I don't need to count the number of times you have safely detonated bombs anymore."
Fu Chengfeng stroked its head: "Don't you like counting?"
"like."
"I lost my job for the first time." Fu Chengfeng said expressionlessly, "I thought countless times that I would die, but I never thought I would lose my job. It feels weird."
Dongdong: "It's not unemployment, it's just a long-term lack of work."
Fu Chengfeng sighed: "How much savings do I have?"
Dongdong: "2333."
"Just three 3s?" The balance surprised him, he thought there were at least five digits left.
Dongdong spit out a balance slip from his mouth and stuffed it into Fu Chengfeng's hand: "Didn't you count it yourself! Don't you remember how much you spent on buying a bridal chamber in your last life! How much appearance fee did you pay Xiaoyaozi for dinner?" Don't you know! Now you have used the bridal chamber, so you can't transfer it for money, and we can only hug Xing Kong's thighs in the future!"
Fu Chengfeng saved the balance sheet and put it in his pocket, and after a while he said: "Dongdong, I want to tell you what I have in my heart."
Dongdong shook his head: "Don't tell me, that's your last wealth."
Or the robot understands the truth.Fu Chengfeng smiled wryly, and could only talk to himself silently in his heart: without a job and without his own small coffers, will the relationship be stable in the future?Although it hurts to hold me in the palm of your hand now, you may think that I will eat his and drink his after getting along for a long time in the future.And if I get used to living at home and being served by others, if I really separate one day, what capital will I use to reintegrate into society.At that time, if there is another one that suits his appetite better, then I will... oh...
Fu Chengfeng suddenly felt that he would probably be abandoned by Xing Kong in the future, and a teardrop burst out inexplicably as he thought about it.Tick tock, and even a series.A hand wiped his cheek, not his own nor Dongdong's.Fu Chengfeng looked back and saw that it was Xing Kong.
Xing Kong walked around and sat down in front of Fu Chengfeng, looked at him for a while without speaking, then took out a tissue to help him wipe his tears: "I am not very good at seeing things like tears. Your expression now , I’m not sure whether you love me more or blame me. With your eyes now, I can’t tell whether you want to be my wife or an elite in the workplace. But no matter what, you cried, I just have to hug you and tell you what I think."
Xingkong took Fu Chengfeng into his arms: "I think, if what you like is a hobby, it may be more suitable than a career. I made you unemployed not to keep you at home or take you with you every day. By my side, because then you will definitely not be happy. I am not worried that your job is too dangerous, because I believe in your ability and the quality of EOD clothing. I just hope that you can arrange your time more freely. If I want to go to other places now You can come with me immediately. This is the security I want."
Fu Chengfeng looked up at Xing Kong. It turned out that what he said last night before going to bed was to pave the way for today?Xing Kong smiled and continued: "I told Guan Xuan, I will leave the identification for you to enter and exit the company. If you miss your colleagues and friends, the meals in the cafeteria, or the basketball court in the backyard, come anytime. Same as before. He'll still be the first to contact you if there's a bomb defuse job or anything else you like to do, but you can choose to do it or not. Just like having sex with me, just do it if you want Do it, don’t do it if you don’t want to do it, do it whenever you want, okay?”
"Brother Kong..." Fu Chengfeng hugged Xing Kong's waist like a little daughter-in-law and burrowed into his abdomen.Looking at his coquettish baby, Xing Kong thought to himself that if he didn't speed up the timeline, it would be Xiaofu Chengfeng who was putting on him now.After thinking about it, he rubbed the back of his head with shameful joy: "Also, if I don't want you in the future, I will also leave you money that you can't spend in a few lifetimes."
Fu Chengfeng pinched Xing Kong's waist, and muttered in a low voice: "You actually think you don't want me..."
Xing Kong hissed: "You thought about it first."
"You eavesdropped..." Fu Chengfeng said aggrievedly, and Xing Kong also imitated his tone: "Yes, I eavesdropped. It turns out that my hijab was accidentally touched by you, and my lips are yours." Inadvertently ate it."
Fu Chengfeng quickly looked up at Xing Kong and shook his head seriously: "No... no no..."
Xing Kong fixed Fu Chengfeng's face with both hands, and pasted it himself: "I don't care whether you did it on purpose or not, anyway, I was picked up by you. Also, since the last two times we cooperated on the bed sheet Playing with splash-ink landscape pictures, I realized that washing bed sheets with you may seriously delay my time to spend money, so I think washing bed sheets is at most a fun occasional adjustment.”
Fu Chengfeng was amused by Xing Kong, so he threw him down on the lawn and kissed him.Xing Kong smiled and kissed back, and the two rolled and laughed while kissing each other until Xing Kong's cell phone rang.Touching his pocket with his hands, he still refused to give up, turned his head to see the alarm notification, then let go of his mouth and panted slightly and said to Fu Chengfeng: "There will be a dinner later, you have to go with me."
Fu Chengfeng pressed Xing Kong's hand holding the phone to the ground: "Leave after kissing."
On the second day of his rebirth, Fu Chengfeng went to work.As soon as they entered the office, He Zifeng and Yan Yace pressed him against the wall and demanded money for wreath offerings and mental damage fees.Then he was called into the office by Guan Xuan.
"Morning, seat, do you have a commission?"
Guan Xuan saw Fu Chengfeng's face full of spring and refreshment, and laughed in his heart: "No, I'll talk to you."
When Fu Chengfeng heard that he was chatting, he sat down on the chair unceremoniously. Before his butt touched the cushion, Guan Xuan said, "Who told you to sit? Stand!" and straightened his waist.
Guan Xuan stared at Fu Chengfeng for a few seconds, feeling exactly the same as in his previous life.He picked up his teacup and took a sip: "How does it feel to be reborn?"
Fu Chengfeng thought Guan Xuan's tone just now was to blame himself for being a few seconds late for work today, but when he heard that he was asking about his rebirth, he immediately grinned relaxedly: "It's quite refreshing."
Guan Xuan lit a cigarette and took a puff: "Do you remember everything from your previous life?"
Fu Chengfengxin said that the bureau will only smoke when he is very unhappy and very happy. Is this because I am so happy after being reborn?So he hurriedly said: "That's necessary, nothing has changed, just treat it as if I asked for a day off."
Guan Xuan looked at Fu Chengfeng suspiciously: "Are you sure?"
"Pretty sure!"
Guan Xuan flicked the cigarette ash, took out the mask that was put on Xing Kong's head from the drawer, put it gently on the table and pushed it to Fu Chengfeng's eyes: "Do you still know what this is?"
"Exposure mask."
"Be specific!"
"To prevent the appearance of the rescued person from being exposed, the red veil covering the rescued person's head."
Guan Xuan continued to ask: "Under what circumstances would you use this?"
"The client requested."
"Then what does it mean if you see the rescued person wearing an exposure mask?"
"It means that without the consent of the superior, the rescuer cannot look at his face, check his background, or spread his story." Fu Chengfeng replied quickly and confidently.
Guan Xuan smiled at him: "It seems that I really remember everything."
"That's for sure, don't worry, my ability to work in the future will definitely be stronger than in my previous life!"
"You have been fired." Guan Xuan said immediately.
"What?" Fu Chengfeng was shocked.
"You! Expelled! Expelled!" Guan Xuan said, knocking on the table word by word.
"Why?!" Fu Chengfeng was confused.
Guan Xuan exhaled the smoke slowly, and glanced at Fu Chengfeng's face: "I received an email complaining about you this morning. It was written by Xing Kong's lawyer and signed by Xing Kong's fingerprints."
"Him? Complain to me? What are you complaining about?" Fu Chengfeng was puzzled, what was he thinking?
Guan Xuan took out his mobile phone, clicked on the email, and handed the mobile phone to Fu Chengfeng: "During the rescue process, you lifted up his mask, kissed his lips, tore his nightgown, and cut his shirt. egg skin."
Fu Chengfeng replied without hesitation: "I accidentally knocked off the mask, I accidentally ate my lips, I cut the nightgown for bomb defuse, and the egg skin... was scratched by my fingernails." , that’s because of the position where the bomb is tied! It was already very light when I removed it! It’s because his egg skin is too tender!”
"You still know the monster!" Guan Xuan said while crushing the cigarette into the ashtray.
Fu Chengfeng returned the phone to Guan Xuan: "I'm just seeking truth from facts..."
Guan Xuan took the phone and slapped Fu Chengfeng's palm with it: "Do you know that your behavior not only seriously violated the privacy of the rescued person, but also severely damaged the reputation of our company!
"I know... no, why did he complain to me!" Fu Chengfeng looked puzzled and aggrieved.
"Because you saw his face, kissed his lips, tore his clothes, and scratched his skin during the rescue!"
Fu Chengfeng really couldn't figure it out, although the reason for the complaint is understandable, but what is he singing about the current relationship between him and Xing Kong? "Can you not fire me first, I'll ask first and then talk about it."
Guan Xuan opened the company's employee list, and turned the computer screen to Fu Chengfeng: "The company system has removed you."
Fu Chengfeng took a quick scan. He really lost himself. He didn't have time to ask why. The top priority is to keep his job: "I'm applying now!"
Guan Xuan answered immediately: "Okay, I'll interview you, just one question, whether you want to be Mrs. Xing or work, you can only choose one of the two."
After Fu Chengfeng heard this interview question, he said "ah?" in his heart, and then felt that this kind of question should not be thought about, otherwise I am sorry for Xing Kong.He immediately replied: "Madam Xing..." But his voice was not loud and lacked a sense of firmness.
"Okay, your interview is over." Guan Xuan faked a smile, "I'm sorry, our company doesn't have a suitable position for you, you can go home." After speaking, he hit the keyboard.
Fu Chengfeng was stunned for a long time before he opened his mouth: "Secretary... If Xing Kong doesn't want me in the future, can I still apply for the job again..."
"You are welcome at any time." When Guan Xuan said this, he did not look at Fu Chengfeng, just like a cold interviewer.
Fu Chengfeng didn't know what to say, but a polite farewell was always appropriate.He bowed deeply to Guan Xuan: "Thank you for so many years of cultivation, I wish you good health and all the best."
"Well, enjoy yourself."
Have a good time?Is this...a blessing?Fu Chengfeng didn't understand, but the moment he left the office and closed the door, he saw Guan Xuan covering his eyes through the crack of the door.
When he returned to the office, he didn't know how to tell He Zifeng and Yan Yace about this matter, so he had to hug Dongdong and go out to calm down.The air outside was particularly fresh, seeing his colleagues and subordinates waved and smiled at him politely, he had never smiled back so awkwardly.
Fu Chengfeng found an empty lawn and sat down, putting Dongdong beside him: "Dongdong, we are about to start enjoying ourselves."
Dongdong: "Yeah, I don't need to count the number of times you have safely detonated bombs anymore."
Fu Chengfeng stroked its head: "Don't you like counting?"
"like."
"I lost my job for the first time." Fu Chengfeng said expressionlessly, "I thought countless times that I would die, but I never thought I would lose my job. It feels weird."
Dongdong: "It's not unemployment, it's just a long-term lack of work."
Fu Chengfeng sighed: "How much savings do I have?"
Dongdong: "2333."
"Just three 3s?" The balance surprised him, he thought there were at least five digits left.
Dongdong spit out a balance slip from his mouth and stuffed it into Fu Chengfeng's hand: "Didn't you count it yourself! Don't you remember how much you spent on buying a bridal chamber in your last life! How much appearance fee did you pay Xiaoyaozi for dinner?" Don't you know! Now you have used the bridal chamber, so you can't transfer it for money, and we can only hug Xing Kong's thighs in the future!"
Fu Chengfeng saved the balance sheet and put it in his pocket, and after a while he said: "Dongdong, I want to tell you what I have in my heart."
Dongdong shook his head: "Don't tell me, that's your last wealth."
Or the robot understands the truth.Fu Chengfeng smiled wryly, and could only talk to himself silently in his heart: without a job and without his own small coffers, will the relationship be stable in the future?Although it hurts to hold me in the palm of your hand now, you may think that I will eat his and drink his after getting along for a long time in the future.And if I get used to living at home and being served by others, if I really separate one day, what capital will I use to reintegrate into society.At that time, if there is another one that suits his appetite better, then I will... oh...
Fu Chengfeng suddenly felt that he would probably be abandoned by Xing Kong in the future, and a teardrop burst out inexplicably as he thought about it.Tick tock, and even a series.A hand wiped his cheek, not his own nor Dongdong's.Fu Chengfeng looked back and saw that it was Xing Kong.
Xing Kong walked around and sat down in front of Fu Chengfeng, looked at him for a while without speaking, then took out a tissue to help him wipe his tears: "I am not very good at seeing things like tears. Your expression now , I’m not sure whether you love me more or blame me. With your eyes now, I can’t tell whether you want to be my wife or an elite in the workplace. But no matter what, you cried, I just have to hug you and tell you what I think."
Xingkong took Fu Chengfeng into his arms: "I think, if what you like is a hobby, it may be more suitable than a career. I made you unemployed not to keep you at home or take you with you every day. By my side, because then you will definitely not be happy. I am not worried that your job is too dangerous, because I believe in your ability and the quality of EOD clothing. I just hope that you can arrange your time more freely. If I want to go to other places now You can come with me immediately. This is the security I want."
Fu Chengfeng looked up at Xing Kong. It turned out that what he said last night before going to bed was to pave the way for today?Xing Kong smiled and continued: "I told Guan Xuan, I will leave the identification for you to enter and exit the company. If you miss your colleagues and friends, the meals in the cafeteria, or the basketball court in the backyard, come anytime. Same as before. He'll still be the first to contact you if there's a bomb defuse job or anything else you like to do, but you can choose to do it or not. Just like having sex with me, just do it if you want Do it, don’t do it if you don’t want to do it, do it whenever you want, okay?”
"Brother Kong..." Fu Chengfeng hugged Xing Kong's waist like a little daughter-in-law and burrowed into his abdomen.Looking at his coquettish baby, Xing Kong thought to himself that if he didn't speed up the timeline, it would be Xiaofu Chengfeng who was putting on him now.After thinking about it, he rubbed the back of his head with shameful joy: "Also, if I don't want you in the future, I will also leave you money that you can't spend in a few lifetimes."
Fu Chengfeng pinched Xing Kong's waist, and muttered in a low voice: "You actually think you don't want me..."
Xing Kong hissed: "You thought about it first."
"You eavesdropped..." Fu Chengfeng said aggrievedly, and Xing Kong also imitated his tone: "Yes, I eavesdropped. It turns out that my hijab was accidentally touched by you, and my lips are yours." Inadvertently ate it."
Fu Chengfeng quickly looked up at Xing Kong and shook his head seriously: "No... no no..."
Xing Kong fixed Fu Chengfeng's face with both hands, and pasted it himself: "I don't care whether you did it on purpose or not, anyway, I was picked up by you. Also, since the last two times we cooperated on the bed sheet Playing with splash-ink landscape pictures, I realized that washing bed sheets with you may seriously delay my time to spend money, so I think washing bed sheets is at most a fun occasional adjustment.”
Fu Chengfeng was amused by Xing Kong, so he threw him down on the lawn and kissed him.Xing Kong smiled and kissed back, and the two rolled and laughed while kissing each other until Xing Kong's cell phone rang.Touching his pocket with his hands, he still refused to give up, turned his head to see the alarm notification, then let go of his mouth and panted slightly and said to Fu Chengfeng: "There will be a dinner later, you have to go with me."
Fu Chengfeng pressed Xing Kong's hand holding the phone to the ground: "Leave after kissing."
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