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With a kick of the gas pedal, the motorcycle screamed, just like Fu Chengfeng's mood.Neither of them was wearing a helmet. Xing Kong put his arms around Fu Chengfeng's waist and put his head on his shoulders. This was something Fu Chengfeng had always fantasized about.He put Xing Kong's left hand into his underwear, two big hot glutinous rice balls.Xing Kong smiled, playing with a health ball in his hand.The car stopped in front of a red light, Fu Chengfeng leaned against Xing Kong, and reached behind his hand to touch the back of his head: "Play a song?"

Xing Kong touched Xiao Fu's saliva, and whispered in Fu Chengfeng's ear, "I want to hear you hum."

Xiao Fu was aroused by this tone of breath.The time spent waiting for a traffic light to turn yellow and then green has never passed so quickly.One second after turning green, Fu Chengfeng was still thinking about color.Xing Kong kissed him next to his ear: "The light is green." Fu Chengfeng quickly turned his head and kissed back, and the motorcycle continued to run.After an unknown amount of time, Fu Chengfeng took out a few tissues from a pack of handkerchiefs in his pocket, shook them casually a few times, and then quickly stuffed them into his underwear.

When they arrived at the pet orphanage, the two of them didn't get out of the car immediately.Fu Chengfeng wiped the sweat from his forehead, the sweat beads were still rolling down his neck, he asked Xing Kong with a little panting: "Am I speeding?"

Xing Kong took the wet and sticky tissue ball out of Fu Chengfeng's underwear and held it in his hands, hugged Fu Chengfeng tightly, and said softly: "You are much slower than I imagined."

The two laughed at the same time.

After calming down his physical strength and emotions, Fu Chengfeng got out of the car and rang the doorbell, but no one opened the door for a long time, probably busy taking care of pets again.At times like this, Fu Chengfeng would scratch his neck and shout: "Old Bai! Little Bai! Zebra! Bai-zebra-horse!!!"

"Stop howling! Wiping shit! Wait a minute!" A more penetrating and refreshing voice came from inside the room.

After a few minutes, the door opened, and a smell of feces rushed in.

"Don't you set a timer every morning?" Fu Chengfeng asked while pulling Xing Kong into the door.

The white zebra held two hands with several layers of gloves on. After opening the door, he didn't see a few people coming in before walking into the house: "I'm going to wipe the pets! Just you! I got this new batch today! You see, you see, the new home is not suitable for you, Qunla! Alas, fortunately, the animal smell in Sheqiu is not so strong, otherwise I really... really will be stinking to death! You pay attention to clearing mines under your feet."

Fu Chengfeng pulled Xing Kong into a serpentine shape: "Where are you always attacking?"

The zebra went into the toilet: "Playing games! He won't clean up for me! He hates my shit!"

When I came out, I smelled my hands, uh... looked up: "This is... Xing Kong? Xing Kong?? Xing Kong???"

Xing Kong nodded and smiled at him, then looked around, and there was not a single red panda anywhere he could see.

The Zebra was terribly excited, he thought it was really strange for the richest man to appear in his home: "Old Gong! Old Gong!"

A heavy voice came from the back room: "What?"

"The richest man has come to our house! Come out and watch!" the white zebra shouted.

"Old Fu, what is there to watch at our house?"

The white spot stared at Xing Kong intently: "It's not the old rich man, but the richest man! The old rich man is here too!"

"Old Fu! Hurry up and masturbate! I've already broken your record!"

Fu Chengfeng immediately explained: "Playing planes in games, the kind in the sky, real planes. Not real planes, the planes in the game."

Xing Kong gave an expression of "Oh~ so~".

The Zebra slapped the room twice: "Don't pay attention to him, he is addicted to masturbation every day." He turned his head and waved his fist at a distance of one meter in front of Fu Chengfeng's face, "It's all your fault, why keep breaking his record? If you break him again, I'll leave him alone!" Then he looked back at Xing Kong, and said politely: "Master Xing, sit down, the house is messy, the sofa is clean, pets are never allowed to sit on it, so sit at ease."

Turning around, I was about to make tea: "Hey, wait a minute," the white-spotted horse lived Fu Chengfeng, "Why did you bring the richest man to my house?"

"He wants to see Chong." After speaking, Fu Chengfeng took a step towards the sofa.

"Oh~ wait a minute," the Zebra pulled him back, "How did you meet him?"

"He's my partner now." After speaking, Fu Chengfeng took another step towards the sofa.

"Oh~ wait a minute," the Zebra pulled him back again, "Did I hear wrong? What is he?"

"Boy friend."

When the word "male" was exited, Fu Chengfeng had already jumped to Xing Kong and sat down.The zebra caught nothing: "Hey, wait, did I wipe shit and hallucination?" He closed his eyes a few times, shaking his hand back and forth countless times in front of his eyes, it wasn't a hallucination!

He immediately yelled: "Old Gong! Old Gong! Damn Red Army, come out! If you don't come out, I'll paste your handle with shit!"

"Here we come!" Hong Xiaojun quickly appeared in front of the white zebra and quickly glanced around, "You are really the richest man!"

"He said that they are now a couple." The white horse pointed at Fu Chengfeng and said.

Hong Xiaojun and Fu Chengfeng looked at each other, and there were jerk shells flying in each other's eyes.A few seconds later, Hong Xiaojun said: "Okay dear, I'm done watching, I think it's okay! It's very freestyle! It's skr! It's a good match! It's very suitable! It's perfect! It's amazing! It grows the ambition of us earthlings! It also grows Their majesty and prestige! What a good word! Clap! Applause! Cheers! Compete! Oye! Can I go play a game?"

"Get out!" The white zebra kicked over.

"Decree!" Hong Xiaojun walked into the room with his buttocks bouncing.

The white zebra went to the island to make tea: "What kind of pet does Mr. Xing want to see? I don't have hybrids here, they are all pure. Except for the new batch. I recommend buying pure ones, because pure It’s expensive. On the windowsill next to you is an Alexander cat, one eye is blue and the other eye is red. It’s night now, and the two eyes will switch colors during the day. But its puberty is relatively long, so you need to take care of it..."

He introduced all the most expensive pets in the room.The white zebra was holding two cups of tea, one was placed on the tea table, and the other was handed directly to Fu Chengfeng, and asked by the way, "Don't you choose one?"

Fu Chengfeng took the tea and cheered at Xing Kong: "It's enough to support him."

"Tear off Q's private mistress at once! He uses you to raise?" The white zebra stared at Fu Chengfeng as if he had eaten a hundred thousand exclamation points.

"Old Fu! Give me a hand!" came the voice of the Red Army from inside the room.

Fu Chengfeng sipped his tea in suspense, even though there was no water in the cup, he was still drinking.

Xing Kong took his teacup away and poured him the tea in his own cup: "Go and play."

"Not playing." Fu Chengfeng said while touching his hand.

Xing Kong: "There are so many pets here, I still have to choose for a long time, you go and play."

"Then..." Fu Chengfeng put down his teacup, deliberately dragged his voice and looked into Xing Kong's eyes to make a judgment, feeling that he would not be angry, so he said, "Then I'll go, just give it a shot."

"Hurry up, hurry up," the white-haired horse tugged on Fu Chengfeng's hat rope, "don't delay my business."

When Fu Chengfeng entered the house, Xing Kong immediately asked the white horse: "How long have you known each other?"

The zebra went to the window and picked up the Alexander cat and stroked its fur: "It's been 20 years... almost."

Xing Kong touched the teacup that Fu Chengfeng drank and asked: "Is there anything he likes in particular?"

The Zebra lifted the cat up to show off its strong legs in front of Xing Kong: "Assembly and defuse the bomb, watch the bomb and play with it."

Xing Kong touched it: "Did he have a partner when he was on Earth?"

"Yes, I counted..." The zebra scratched the cat's paws and counted, "Four, girls."

Xing Kong scratched the cat's little pad: "Then how can he say he's a virgin?"

"Being in a relationship doesn't mean you've had sex..." Zebra hugged the cat and sat next to Xing Kong, "We people on Earth are different from you. You must have sex on the day you confirm the relationship. We don't necessarily have it. It may be earlier, it may be Lag, and possibly no after."

Xing Kong twirled his cat's whiskers: "Then why didn't the four last long?"

The zebra pinched the cat's face and pulled it to both sides: "He's a bomb defuser! One second is sweet, the next second he's hiccupping, which girl can bear it. In our era, bomb defusers were just playing with their lives. EOD clothes That's just to help him leave a whole body, his suicide note is more slippery than a love letter. Nowhere is it like now, the anti-explosive clothing is really anti-explosive."

Xing Kong: "The EOD vests of your era were counterfeit?"

The Zebra thought for a while: "It's not a counterfeit product, it's...the relationship between the seller's show and the buyer's show. It doesn't seem appropriate, anyway, anyway, if you don't dismantle it properly, you will definitely die."

Xing Kong took a sip of tea and continued to ask: "How long has he been in the longest one?"

"I'll do the math..." The Zebra looks at the ceiling and counts the days to himself, "Since the third year of junior high school, how old is he? Oh, I forgot, almost seven years, more than seven years, not seven years." To, about seven years, um, about."

Xing Kong was quite surprised: "Haven't you been there for seven years?"

The zebra nodded: "The woman is religious, so she can't circle around before marriage."

Xing Kong was dubious: "Can he bear it?"

The Zebra put the cat in the posture of a meditating monk and said, "He's a bomb defuser! It's beyond the reach of ordinary people!"

"What about the others? Are they all religious?" Xing Kong asked, because he really couldn't imagine the eccentricity of people who have a partner but don't go to bed.

Seeing Xing Kong's posture of questioning again and again, the zebra is really interested in Fu Chengfeng.It seems that showing him the most expensive pet in the house while chatting doesn't seem to work.He put the cat on the ground, and became serious: "No, the others were very good at dating at first, but when they talked about career issues in depth, they all blew it."

Xing Kong felt strange: "Didn't the other party ask him about his occupation when he first met him?"

The Zebra added some tea to Xing Kong: "Ask, but at the beginning he said it was rather secretive, saying that it was a job to detonate Anliang. The other party thought it was a little policeman."

Xing Kong: "The police are also in danger."

The Zebra presented the teacup to Xing Kong: "At that time, those who didn't tell the truth about their profession felt that their profession was too low and wanted to cover it up, but in fact, everyone saw it clearly. He said that except Explode Anliang, then the other party thinks that he must be a so-called policeman who sits in an office and writes reports and serves people tea. Moreover, the profession of bomb disposal is a niche and mysterious profession. He was on the hook, so he was able to fool the relationship at the beginning. But he is a real person, he will tell the truth before the relationship, and once the relationship is explained, the relationship will not happen. "

Seeing that Xing Kong was hesitant to speak, the zebra continued, "Don't worry, he didn't lie to you, he's really good. If he lied about this matter, his face would turn red from the ears to the bottom of his life."

Xing Kong immediately asked: "Have you seen it?"

"Uh..." Zebra shook his head vigorously, "Exaggeration, exaggeration!"

Xing Kong: "I know, I just want to ask if you have seen him say that he is not good?"

"That was when he was twenty years old. After the fourth relationship ended, he was very shameless. The opening line of every blind date was 'It's an honor to meet you, although I don't have circles and crosses. Experience, but I can learn, my learning ability is very strong, good at communication, especially creative, you don't need to spend a penny for me, I will give you what you want.', and then 100% stop here gone."

"Why?" Xing Kong asked seriously, because expressions like this are quite common in Sheqiu's blind date activities, and there will always be a follow-up.

The Zebra didn't know how to explain it: "Uh... because... maybe this sentence contains too much sincerity and exaggerated facts, so it seems too illusory to the other party."

Seeing that Xing Kong didn't know why, he said, "What else do you want to gossip about? I'll tell you everything!"

As soon as the words fell, the Red Army's howling came from the room: "Damn it! I don't believe I can't beat you!"

Immediately afterwards, Fu Chengfeng came out, and quickly sat next to Xing Kong: "How do you choose? What do you want to raise? I'll let him give you a fracture, [-]% off! Half price... My cheeks are still a little sore ,Ha ha……"

The corner of Xing Kong's mouth curled up, and he poked Fu Chengfeng's face, thinking that this person really meant to play with one hand.After poking and poking, I suddenly didn't want to buy a pet, and said to Fu Chengfeng silently in my heart: I will spoil you well in the future.Then he took out a card bag from his pocket, took out a gold card and handed it to the Zebra: "This card is for you, the password is six 1, it is my sponsorship for the new batch of pets."

The zebra was stunned for a long time but didn't reach out to pick it up.Gold card, there are at least 3000 million sand coins in it...

Xing Kong put the card on the coffee table, and pulled Fu Chengfeng out the door.

When he got to the motorcycle, Fu Chengfeng asked, "Don't buy pets anymore?"

Xing Kong sat in the driver's seat and patted the back seat: "It's already there."

Fu Chengfeng immediately burst into laughter, stepped into the back seat, hugged Xing Kong tightly and planted a small strawberry on his neck: "Whose home?"

"My house." Xing Kong started the car.

Fu Chengfeng rubbed against his ear: "You have so many homes, which one do you go to?"

Throttle boom: "The one you lifted my hijab!"

The engine roared non-stop with two sparkling red hearts, the pointer on the dashboard shook wildly in the lower right corner, and all the cars on the no-speed lane gave way for them.The oncoming wind is a hearty confession, magnified by infinite acceleration in the deep night sky...