this agent is not very good

The mask was slowly lifted...

"You!" The hostage was stunned.

Fu Chengfeng was also stunned.

Slightly curly shiny silver-white hair, very messy.Emerald eyes with bloodshot eyes, very angry.This look... This look... Charming, so terribly charming, it's what I dream of.

The two looked at each other, Fu Chengfeng was full of affection, and the hostage was sharpening his sword.

Fu Chengfeng didn't know how to praise him for his good looks. After thinking for a long time, he said, "Your looks... really suit my taste..."

"Do you know..." The hostage was snatched away by Fu Chengfeng before he could finish speaking: "Do you know that since ancient times, beauties have been promised with their bodies when heroes save beauties. So, beauties , are you interested in washing the sheets with me?"

The hostage remained silent, staring firmly into the eyes of the person in front of him.

The more he is watched like this, the rarer Fu Chengfeng becomes.He moved his steps, shortened the distance between him and the hostage, and said calmly and playfully, "If you don't answer, I will kiss you."

"Heh..." The hostage smiled contemptuously, "You earthlings are not in my consideration at all."

Fu Chengfeng didn't expect the hostage to answer, and the answer was so unexpected.This really made him speechless.

He froze for a few seconds, then moved forward again, until the distance between the tip of his nose and the tip of his nose was only a red bean.He stared at the hostage's eyelashes, and said unhurriedly: "Oh... Hey, how should I understand what you said? Are you rejecting me? Or are you able to accept me without thinking about it?"

"It's refusal..." The hostage didn't finish speaking again, and it wasn't the words that blocked his mouth this time, but his mouth.

Before the hostage could react, Fu Chengfeng quickly passed his mouth addiction, and took it as soon as he saw it, in case he was bitten by blood.After parting, I still didn't forget to add: "You've pouted your lips to me, it would be too unmanly for me not to kiss."

A gust of wind blows, bringing in an unknown fragrance, which is very confusing.

Fu Chengfeng took a deep breath, exhaled slowly, looked at the person in front of him, and said seriously: "As for me, I don't see love and hatred very clearly. With your expression now, I can't tell you Are you in love with me, or hate me? With your eyes now, I can’t see clearly whether you want to be my lover or my enemy. But no matter what, you must remember me, as long as Just remember, that's love."

After speaking, he hugged the hostage.

"Where are you going to take me?!" asked the man.

Fu Chengfeng walked towards the bedroom, and replied, "Go to bed. After dismantling the bombs, you're still sitting in the bathtub. Don't you feel panicky?"

The hostage tried his best, but failed to move, so he could only express his hatred by saying: "You are more disgusting than the kidnapper!"

Fu Chengfeng carried the hostage to the bed, went into the cloakroom by himself, and said loudly while looking for clothes: "I really want to fuck you, very, very much. However, it will take a while for the stalemate agent on your body to completely wear off. If you force it, the blood loss in the Chrysanthemum area of ​​yours is probably comparable to your urine output just now, and my stems may also be broken."

After searching the endless cloakroom for a long time, I finally found a cabinet for underwear and pajamas.He took a piece casually and went back to the bedroom to help the hostages get dressed.

"Besides, my little assistant has already contacted the person waiting to pick you up in the safe area, and the brigade will arrive in a while. I'm not a quick shooter. It's too difficult for me to make a splash and get splashed." So, what I just said about going to bed means putting you on the bed. As it is now, I will give you a simple treatment of the place that was strangled by the bomb, and help you put on your underwear and fasten your pajamas. Cover the soft quilt. Mua~ kiss your forehead, look at you affectionately for three seconds... and then help you put on this ultra-luxury red diamond exposure mask that you prepared yourself, and then say to you softly, Xing Kong! You also have today!"

"Do you know who I am?" Xing Kong blurted out, and after asking, he felt that he must be tied up stupidly.

Fu Chengfeng immediately replied: "Is there anyone on this planet who doesn't know who you are?! Ah?! You have been on TV, magazines, live broadcasts, and... many, many people!"

He deserves to be said that he is the richest man in the luxury ball, who doesn't know about his high-profile work and high-profile life.

"Then...are you my fan? Or...someone I've dated have had or had emotional entanglements with you?" Xing Kong asked peacefully.

Fu Chengfeng stood at the end of the bed, with his back to Xing Kong: "Ignorance! Superficial! Childish! Vulgar! Absolutely ridiculous! Do you know that your exposure rate has seriously affected my experience of swiping my phone!"

Xing Kong snorted and said, "Then put down the phone and become a Buddha immediately."

Fu Chengfeng stomped his feet, and said angrily, "I'm going to become a Buddha! You'd better ask the best and most expensive incense as an offering!"

After a while, he said calmly again: "I have completed my task, and I will leave as soon as the person who picks you up comes in. Don't be too high-profile in doing things in the future. I have me this time, so I won't be able to do it next time."

The door opened, and many people came in one after another, rushing to Xing Kong in a swarm.Only one person walked up to Fu Chengfeng in a calm manner, and tucked the hood of his hoodie: "It's been so long?"

"Play a lot." Fu Chengfeng didn't turn his head, he knew it was Yan Yace from the voice.

Yan Yace is his colleague, the company's doctor, and the two have known each other since they were on Earth.Generally, for this kind of privately customized rescue mission, the company will send out "three local firsts".Fu Chengfeng was in charge of bomb disposal, Yan Yace was in charge of treatment, and another named He Zifeng was in charge of fighting.Why is it called "Earth Three First", the three of them are all Earthlings, and the three of them are the first to go on the most dangerous and difficult tasks.

"Where is Lao He?" Fu Chengfeng looked at the people who came in, why didn't the person who should be the first one come.

Yan Yace pointed with his chin: "The person behind you opened the ladle. I just finished bandaging him, took the medicine, and asked him to rest outside."

Fu Chengfeng looked back, the man was standing next to Xing Kong, his height was less than 170 by visual inspection, his right ear, right neck and right calf were full of tattoos, the left side was clean, and the place on the right side that was covered by clothes was also full of tattoos. tattoo.Although he looks like a ruthless character, but who is He Zifeng, he will be hurt every time he fights, and he feels sorry for fighting if he doesn't fly a little blood foam.But only my head is very well protected, and it has never suffered the slightest pain.

Fu Chengfeng couldn't believe it: "Old He? Was he? Opened? Why?"

"Well, you can ask him yourself." Yan Yace was speechless, "I'll go and see the hostage."

Xing Kong's mansion cannot be described as big, to be precise, it is infinitely large, because there is no limit at all.It was Xing Kong's assistant who led the way when he came in.Go out, it all depends on your ability.Fortunately, Fu Chengfeng has a good sense of direction, and he is a little expert at remembering the road. He led Dongdong to find out the mansion with nine twists and eighteen bends.

Walking out of the mansion, the sun is warm and the kidneys feel comfortable.A man squatted on the grass in the distance, and he was pulling weeds with his head down.At first glance, that squatting posture and hobbies are He Zifeng.Fu Chengfeng walked up to He Zifeng slowly, and squatted on his left side in exactly the same posture as him: "I'll go, where are you flirting with?"

He Zifeng pulled out the rubbing grass and threw it on Fu Chengfeng's shoes: "Gay, your grandma has a claw, this is called hitting the street."

Fu Chengfeng took out his mobile phone and said to himself and He Zifeng, "Quick, quick, here are two, you are so fucking amazing!"

He Zifeng cooperated quite well, and the two said to the camera together: "Go~die~".One pouting, one baring teeth, happy!

After taking the photo, Fu Chengfeng continued to pat He Zifeng's head in all directions without any dead ends. He thought this was the most memorable thing after they came to Sheqiu.

"Don't fucking slap me, okay, I'll throw blood on your face." He Zifeng shook his head, and a little blood actually flowed from the gauze onto his face.

Fu Chengfeng wiped the blood from He Zifeng's eyebrows and asked, "What's going on?"

He Zifeng sighed: "When I was searching for kidnappers in this big house, I didn't know which bed to press, but a little scorpion popped out of nowhere, so I thought it was a villain, that is The villain must fight. After fighting for a long time, the assistant of the hostage suddenly ran over and shouted, stop beating! Your own! He is the bodyguard of the hostage! Just woke up! I was about to go to work! I was so confused at the time Water, no matter Sanqi 21, stop first. As soon as I stop, he gets down with a glass of water, and my black history is forged."

"Master was tied up, did the bodyguards go to bed?" Fu Chengfeng was surprised, his voice raised a few notches.

"Yeah, otherwise, how can I say that I was so dazed and confused at the time." He Zifeng said.

"Suspicious." Fu Chengfeng brushed the dirt off his shoes.

"Not suspicious." He Zifeng threw another pinch of grass on Fu Chengfeng's shoes, "Later, the hostage's assistant said that the hostage sent him to sleep."

When the wind blows, both of their thoughts are messed up.

He Zifeng sat down on his buttocks and looked up at the sky: "Oh, don't think about it, our IQ is useless. Besides, they didn't entrust our company to track down the kidnapper, they just asked us to save him. It's unnecessary for me. If this I have reported and complained, and I have to pay a large IQ tax. I still want to find a girlfriend this year."

Extravagant ball rules, more work, more meddling, and more effort, as long as someone reports or complains, IQ tax will be paid.This kind of tax is paid the most by people on earth who live in luxury, especially He Zifeng.When he was on Earth, he was the captain of the criminal investigation team. He came from an orthodox nine-year compulsory education. The word "obligation" is like an oracle to him, from the highest hair on the top of the head to the thickest part of the sole of the foot. foot skin.

Helping colleagues share burdens, helping leaders share worries, and relying on the word "duty" to secure the position of criminal investigation team leader is respected by thousands of people.When I came to Sheqiu, I was diagnosed as a person with advanced mental illness in the first physical examination.There is no cure for this kind of disease, even if paying IQ tax can alleviate the symptoms, it still depends on time.

Fu Chengfeng also sat down, lowered his head and touched his knuckles.Thinking about whether to tell He Zifeng that he dismantled the CP bomb.He Zifeng knew a thing or two about bombs, but he wasn't a bomber at all.He must have never heard of the curse of hiccupping when the CP is removed.Even if I told him, he wouldn't believe it, but he would comfort himself that it was all a coincidence, and then went to various places to inquire about the solution to the curse.After inquiring, half of my life savings will be taxed, so don't delay others.

And this curse is the legacy of the earth, which is the extravagant ball.If he didn't die after six days, wouldn't he be cheating his teammates?forget it. I'm done here.

Seeing that Fu Chengfeng was speechless for a long time, He Zifeng put his elbow on his arm: "Hey, what bomb is tied to the hostage? I think it's the first time you took it apart for so long? Is it complicated?"

Fu Chengfeng smiled: "It's not complicated, it's easy to disassemble, but it's a lot. In the armpit, in the navel, in the toes, in the egg and in the hair, alas, in short, it's all from the neck down except for the chrysanthemum and the buttocks."

He Zifeng pinched his nose and said, "It seems that the kidnappers are a person or a group of quite interesting and interesting people."

This is his little habit. He likes to pick his nose when thinking about problems. I don’t know if it’s because of this little habit. His nose is very tall. When he was on Earth, someone asked him to make a nose model.

"Didn't you say you don't want to think about it?" Fu Chengfeng closed his eyelids, no matter what, they were all single eyelids, pure and without inner double.

"I can't control it." He Zifeng said.

"Okay, you can continue to think about it, I still have something to do, so let's leave first." Fu Chengfeng got up, sucked a buttock of grass seeds and didn't brush off.

"Oh." He Zifeng was still pinching his nose, and suddenly stood up while pinching and pinching, and shouted at Fu Chengfeng who was walking outside: "Hey! The photos are not allowed to be leaked!"

Fu took the limelight and walked without looking back: "Don't worry! I will definitely take it into the coffin!"

He Zifeng gave a silent pooh, turned around and was frightened by the question "Does it hurt?" and froze in place.When he came back to his senses, he saw that it was the tattooed man who had beaten him all over the backyard just now.

He complained in his heart, what the hell are you talking about, put a glass of water on your head and try it. Fortunately, I have practiced iron head kung fu, otherwise I would have become a bean curd and tofu brain.

He Zifeng took a step forward, and said timidly: "That... I'm sorry, I offended you just now, your look... is too gangster. I am a person who judges people by their appearance. You have a lot of villains, don't talk to me. Don't worry about it, don't...don't complain about me."

"Qiu Yitian." The tattooed man said his name neatly, but He Zifeng was confused.

Ask for a day? ? ?He Zifeng didn't get angry, and cursed in his heart: Hey, I've already said that I didn't do it on purpose, so I beg you for a day so you don't complain about me? !Damn it!You weren't hurt, it was me, my lord, who was hurt!

Although I was upset, I still had to continue pretending to be my grandson. After all, if I was complained, it would be a big deal to hit the client. I didn’t even mention the remuneration this time, and I don’t know how much IQ tax I have to pay. .Hold!Just ask, one day counts as fart!

He Zifeng stepped forward and clasped his hands together, as if praying to Buddha: "Please, don't complain to me, please, don't..."

The tattooed man was stunned. After thinking about it, he probably hit the other person's head on the head and affected his hearing. He quickly stretched out his hand and explained, "My name is Qiu Yitian. I'm Qiu with my armpits, and I'm the best day in the world."

This stretch of hand, if not for the words that followed, He Zifeng would definitely switch to a fighting stance immediately.But what is the meaning of this self-introduction combined with the need to shake hands?Is it to let the past go with the wind?No matter what he meant, his tone was very gentle, and it would be too impolite for him to continue.

He Zifeng stretched out his hand to hold Qiu Yitian's hand, and introduced himself: "He Zifeng, who can be, this Shizi, Mu Fengfeng."

Qiu Yitian gently turned He Zifeng's hand down, and this turn made He Zifeng startled, thinking that the other party was going to throw him down, subconsciously closed his eyes and waited for the dirt to be eaten.Unexpectedly, when I closed and opened my eyes, there was a small bag of things in my hand.

"I have a few candies here. You can eat them. I'm leaving. I'll see you later." Qiu Tian said with a calm tone and expressionless face. After speaking, he turned around and walked into the mansion.

He Zifeng was stunned, what's the matter, Tang?Suspicious, too suspicious... He froze in place and didn't dare to move for a long time, all he could think about was that the candy must be poisonous.

Just when he was thinking whether his palms were already dark, he heard Yan Yace's howl not far away: "Old He! Old He! Pick me up! Old He!"

Looking around, Yan Yace was stuck on the window frame on the first floor with a large box and small bag containing medical equipment.He is a road idiot, he does not distinguish between south, east and north all year round, and occasionally confuses up and down, left and right.When encountering such a large maze, it is the most sensible choice to go through the window.The hostages were rescued, so no one cared how they got out.If you can't find a way out, you may have to pay the IQ tax.

He Zifeng was thinking about whether this movement would cause him to be poisoned and died, but Yan Yace's serial calls made him lose his thoughts.Putting the candy in his pocket, he immediately responded, "Here we come!"

Ding ding bang dragged things and people out together.

Yan Yace straightened his clothes and said, "Why were you in a daze just now, I called you countless times."

"It's okay." He Zifeng replied flatly.

Yan Yace put the mobile phone in front of He Zifeng: "The client is the hostage's assistant. He has signed his fingerprints and confirmed the acceptance. We can leave."

He Zifeng let out a silly "Oh".

"What's wrong with you? Headache?" Yan Yace glanced at He Zifeng who was stunned, "Cerebral palsy?" He hadn't seen this expression for a long time.The last time we saw each other was probably ten years ago when I first came to Luxe Ball.

Yan Yace grabbed He Zifeng's wrist: "Don't be afraid, this is a luxury ball. If you have cerebral palsy, it can be cured, and if it can't be cured, you can change it. Hurry up, go back to the company, and I will check it out for you."

After finishing speaking, he dragged a big box and a small bag and pulled He Zifeng out of the mansion...