this agent is not very good
Chapter 19
When we arrived at the place, it was a big villa. Xing Kong took a look and said, "This address...you're not mistaken, are you?"
Fu Chengfeng glanced at Xing Kong: "Why, kidnappers can't live in big villas."
Xing Kong shook his head helplessly in his heart: "Of course, I just want to make sure."
"Here, take a look." Fu Chengfeng showed Xing Kong the phone information.When Xing Kong saw it, he burst out laughing in his heart. He was calm on the surface, waiting for a good show.
Fu Chengfeng carried the life-saving kit he had prepared on his back, took a deep breath and rang the doorbell.
After the doorbell rang for a long time, the door finally opened.Then there was the ten-second long stare of the person who rang the bell and the person who opened the door.
"Master Xing? Why are you here in person? Is there something urgent?" No.20 Liuye stood disheveled with a neck of strawberries, "Mr. Fu?"
Although it was very unexpected, Fu Chengfeng felt that the kidnapper might really be a close friend of Xing Kong.He ended his surprise, and said calmly and seriously: "He has something to ask you."
No.20 Liuye looked at Xing Kong standing behind Fu Chengfeng: "Then what are you doing here?"
"Look at the fun." Xing Kong said in a low voice.
"Yezi, who is it?"
A familiar voice came from the room, and then a more familiar face appeared.
"Second seat?!" Fu Chengfeng was shocked.
Guan Xuan stood next to No.20 Liuye with his bare upper body, and looked at the people outside the door: "Fu Chengfeng? Didn't you ask for leave and say that the injury is too serious and you can't get up?"
Fu Chengfeng: "Boss, you and the second lawyer...you...have a relationship?"
"What does it mean to have sex! We are a couple!" Guan Xuan was speechless.
"what?"
Guan Xuan put his arms around No.20 Liuye's waist, and put his hand into his clothes: "Ah, what, everyone in Heqiu knows it. We made an announcement to the whole world when we got married."
"Xuan..." No.20 Liuye said blushing, "When we got married, the earth hadn't exploded yet."
"Oh." Guan Xuan bit his ear, "Oh, I should have sent another announcement to the earth at that time. Mua~ give me a kiss, make it up."
"Just tap it." No.20 Liuye acted coquettishly.
"Then make a long one." Guan Xuan leaned against the wall, pulled No.20 Liuye into his arms and kissed him hard. No.20 Liu Ye stood on tiptoe, reached into Guan Xuan's pants, pinched his butt and rubbed it underneath.Dekong took a breath and said: "Well... I'm pretending to be an attack. If you have had enough of watching the excitement, you can withdraw."
Fu Chengfeng thinks it's better to go straight to the point: "Second lawyer, let me ask, did you kidnap Xing Kong?"
"No."
"Boss, did you kidnap Xing Kong?"
Guan Xuan shot arrows in his eyes: "Are there any fragments left in your brain? I'll ask Yan Yace to look it up for you again?"
"Sorry to bother you! I'll be back at work tomorrow!"
Fu Chengfeng bowed deeply, quickly closed the door, took out his mobile phone, and called the curator: "Hey, curator, the address you gave me is wrong, are you sure you remember it correctly?"
The curator yawned for a long time: "That's right. Qitiao also specifically told me that people on earth are used to saying important things three times. I think it's too much to say all the words three times, so I just put the most important things. I typed my house number three times in a row, how about it, isn’t it much smarter than you people on Earth!”
What the flowers are blooming and rich! Calling number 7 three times in a row is number 777!Fu Chengfeng's inner grass-mud horse is galloping turbulently.
"Stop talking, I have to hurry up and sue our family's seven difficulties."
The call was hung up by the curator.
Fu Chengfeng slowly turned his head to look at Xing Kong: "Look at the address, you just want to see my jokes."
"Yeah, just like you asked me to light a fire with a match." Xing Kong said playfully.
The expression and tone of voice are so cute.Fu Chengfeng lost his temper, threw himself on Xing Kong and kissed him.Xing Kong closed his lips tightly, neither responding nor dodging.Fu Chengfeng felt that it was enough to proceed step by step, and slowly let go of his mouth and whispered in his ear: "I am very happy. Because only if you like it, you will want to tease, and if you fall in love, you will be willing to pamper me. I feel that I have been loved by you today I was spoiled and teased by you."
Xing Kong gently pushed him away noncommittally, turned and walked towards the motorcycle.
At the correct address, it's a pretty deserted place.There are no houses around, just a lonely house like a warehouse.
Xing Kong looked around for a week: "Here..."
Fu Chengfeng took off his helmet: "What? What's wrong? Which one of your subordinates is still the nest of new and old love?"
"No, this is where I bought Xiaoqian." Xing Kong said.
Fu Chengfeng thought about it: "Speaking of which, for the explosion in the hotel parking lot, the people at the vehicle scrap yard sent me an inspection list, saying that there were no signs of man-made. I also secretly checked the explosion in the cemetery. The inspection form for your car to be scrapped shows no signs of artificiality, it seems that it can only be done by pets."
"Are you checking me?" Xing Kong pretended to sulk and said.
Looking at his expression, Fu Chengfeng knew that he was not really angry: "I care about you." Then he took out his mobile phone and clicked on the criminal record inquiry website created by the company: "Do you remember the seller's name?"
"April [-]st." Xing Kong replied quickly.
"Remember so clearly?" Fu Chengfeng typed the name.
Xing Kong answered the words lazily, he looked around, there were some changes from when he bought Xiaoqian, the flowers were all withered, not as well-groomed as before.Xing Kong thought for a while, recently Xiaoqian was indeed running around all the time and was not at home, but he would not kidnap himself with a bomb.
"Found it. This person has no bad credit record or criminal record." Fu Chengfeng thought, is it a prank by the little panda?Or is there something installed in its mind that must obey orders?He had a flash of inspiration: "Hey, why are you buying a red panda?"
"Be a pet." Xing Kong felt that this question was very unnutritious.
Fu Chengfeng clenched his fists with both hands, put them on his chest, waved them up and down, and said like a puppy: "You bought me, I'll be your pet, it's safer for you to pet me than it is."
Xing Kong took out his mobile phone and clicked one, it was cute. "Go ahead and ask."
Fu Chengfeng carried his life-saving bag on his back, took Xing Kong's hand and pressed the doorbell.
Before the first ring of the doorbell had finished, the door opened.
"Master Xing, is the little panda raising going well?"
April Yichen seemed to know they were coming, and waited behind the door for the door to open.He was wearing a red tuxedo suit, red high heels, and red makeup.
Fu Chengfeng trembled all over: "It's not going well, so I'm here to ask for advice on how to control a bear."
On April [-]st, Chen glanced at Fu Chengfeng: "Yo, Lord Xing, when did you become so light-hearted, you are a purebred from Earth."
"Can you go in and talk?" Xing Kong said coldly.
As soon as I stepped into the house, there were hairs all over the floor, all kinds of animals, lying down, lying down, eating, pulling, and they all seemed to be dead.
"Are you selling pets?" Fu Chengfeng asked.
"Yeah, you can pick whatever you like. If you don't like it, you can describe it or draw an outline, and I'll mix and match it for you. I'm sure the result will be better than you imagined." April Yichen took it. Sit on the chair with a cup of tea, and point to the opposite sofa with the cup, "Sit down, there is raspberry cucumber cake on the coffee table, I made it myself, try it."
The room was stuffy, making Fu Chengfeng itchy all over.He looked around. The windows were closed. "Can you open the sunroof?"
April Yichen took a sip of tea: "If you have something bright to say, you can still say it."
"..." Fu Chengfeng thought to himself that this person was quite humorous, so he opened the skylight to speak frankly.He pointed at Xing Kong: "Did you kidnap him?"
April Yichen replied calmly: "I didn't tie it up with my own hands."
Fu Chengfeng pressed the nail cap of his right index finger on the raspberry cucumber cake for three seconds, the nails were not black and not poisonous.So he ate boldly and confidently: "You ordered Xiaoqian to do it?"
April [-]st Chen: "It's sort of."
"Why did you tie him up?" Fu Chengfeng asked while chewing.
"The brain is a good thing." Si Yue Yichen said eccentrically.
Fu Chengfeng: "Don't beat around the bush, since everyone has readily admitted the kidnapping, let's quickly explain the reason."
"Isn't what I said enough?" April Yichen raised his legs, "His brain is a good thing, I want his brain."
Xing Kong was puzzled: "Why do you want my brain?"
"Listen." April Yichen tapped his head, the echo echoed loudly, "My place is empty."
As soon as Fu Chengfeng heard the voice, he understood that April Yichen was a brainless person. "Are you born brainless or acquired?"
April Yichen touched his head, thought for a long time, and said, "It's not important. The important thing is that I have been thinking about many, many things, such as, what do I lack, what do I want, and why? And live. Until I saw a sentence left by a prophet from an unknown planet in the Earth Museum, 'The brain is a good thing.' I finally figured it out, what I want is a brain!"
"You can go to the hospital to replenish your brain in this situation." Fu Chengfeng said.
April Yichen put down the teacup heavily: "If you want it, you want the best!"
Seeing the anger in his eyes, Fu Chengfeng was a little confused: "What is the best?"
"His is the best." April Yichen looked at Xing Kong, his eyes softened, "With his brains, I can become the richest man!"
Fu Chengfeng found it ridiculous: "If you just ask him for money, it will be over!"
On April [-]st, Chen was in a hurry: "Teaching a man to fish is worse than giving him a fish, do you understand! I want to make a fortune through my own wisdom and reach the pinnacle of my life!"
Fu Chengfeng opened his mouth halfway, and the raspberry cucumber cake stopped by his mouth. He felt that there was nothing wrong with what he said, but at the same time, he felt that there was nothing wrong with what he said, and he couldn't figure it out.
Xing Kong was very calm: "If you really want my brain, you can come and talk to me, there is no need to tie me up so much trouble."
"Isn't it you, can this still be discussed???" Fu Chengfeng turned to look at Xing Kong, was he infected by no-brain?
"I posted a video in your space saying that I wanted to see you, wrote you a letter, left a message under your live broadcast, and confessed my love at your new book signing, but you ignored me." April Aggrieved, Yichen pretended to wipe away tears.
Xing Kong handed him a tissue: "Maybe there are too many people, I didn't pay attention. Now let's talk about how to handle this matter. After all, I don't want to be bombed all the time."
April Yichen took the tissue: "No need, I'm very principled. If you ignore me four times, I'll kidnap you. If you don't die after bombing you four times, I'll give up."
What kind of logic is this, nothing more than four things?Why four?Fu Chengfeng thought about it for a long time, thinking why he was thinking about this matter, some things have no logic to follow.
He threw another piece of raspberry cucumber cake into his mouth: "Let me interject, if you blow him up, you won't be afraid of blowing up his brain. You can't use it anymore?"
On April [-], Chen twisted a paper towel into a ball and threw it at Fu Chengfeng: "A skinny camel is bigger than a horse, do you understand! Even if his brain is paralyzed, he is better than me!"
"........."
Xing Kong was unexpectedly calm, as if after some careful consideration, he said: "Then you have given up on mine now, do you have any new goals?"
Si Yue Yichen looked relieved: "No, because I figured it out. Instead of living aimlessly like this, it is better to die quickly, so that I can occupy a place on the starting line of the next life earlier."
Immediately afterwards, he turned over a piece of rice paper folded in half on the coffee table: "Look, I made a calculation with the master, and it will be a good time for me to seek death in 5 minutes. If I miss this time, I will not be in time to be reincarnated into a good family!"
The exact time was actually written on the rice paper.Fu Chengfeng looked at his phone, and it was really 5 minutes later.He seemed to realize something suddenly, and hurriedly asked, "How do you plan to die?"
"I bought so many bombs, so I don't need them for nothing." Then he took out a bomb from his pocket and started the countdown timer.At the same time, the sound of the windows and doors being locked sounded one after another...
Fu Chengfeng glanced at Xing Kong: "Why, kidnappers can't live in big villas."
Xing Kong shook his head helplessly in his heart: "Of course, I just want to make sure."
"Here, take a look." Fu Chengfeng showed Xing Kong the phone information.When Xing Kong saw it, he burst out laughing in his heart. He was calm on the surface, waiting for a good show.
Fu Chengfeng carried the life-saving kit he had prepared on his back, took a deep breath and rang the doorbell.
After the doorbell rang for a long time, the door finally opened.Then there was the ten-second long stare of the person who rang the bell and the person who opened the door.
"Master Xing? Why are you here in person? Is there something urgent?" No.20 Liuye stood disheveled with a neck of strawberries, "Mr. Fu?"
Although it was very unexpected, Fu Chengfeng felt that the kidnapper might really be a close friend of Xing Kong.He ended his surprise, and said calmly and seriously: "He has something to ask you."
No.20 Liuye looked at Xing Kong standing behind Fu Chengfeng: "Then what are you doing here?"
"Look at the fun." Xing Kong said in a low voice.
"Yezi, who is it?"
A familiar voice came from the room, and then a more familiar face appeared.
"Second seat?!" Fu Chengfeng was shocked.
Guan Xuan stood next to No.20 Liuye with his bare upper body, and looked at the people outside the door: "Fu Chengfeng? Didn't you ask for leave and say that the injury is too serious and you can't get up?"
Fu Chengfeng: "Boss, you and the second lawyer...you...have a relationship?"
"What does it mean to have sex! We are a couple!" Guan Xuan was speechless.
"what?"
Guan Xuan put his arms around No.20 Liuye's waist, and put his hand into his clothes: "Ah, what, everyone in Heqiu knows it. We made an announcement to the whole world when we got married."
"Xuan..." No.20 Liuye said blushing, "When we got married, the earth hadn't exploded yet."
"Oh." Guan Xuan bit his ear, "Oh, I should have sent another announcement to the earth at that time. Mua~ give me a kiss, make it up."
"Just tap it." No.20 Liuye acted coquettishly.
"Then make a long one." Guan Xuan leaned against the wall, pulled No.20 Liuye into his arms and kissed him hard. No.20 Liu Ye stood on tiptoe, reached into Guan Xuan's pants, pinched his butt and rubbed it underneath.Dekong took a breath and said: "Well... I'm pretending to be an attack. If you have had enough of watching the excitement, you can withdraw."
Fu Chengfeng thinks it's better to go straight to the point: "Second lawyer, let me ask, did you kidnap Xing Kong?"
"No."
"Boss, did you kidnap Xing Kong?"
Guan Xuan shot arrows in his eyes: "Are there any fragments left in your brain? I'll ask Yan Yace to look it up for you again?"
"Sorry to bother you! I'll be back at work tomorrow!"
Fu Chengfeng bowed deeply, quickly closed the door, took out his mobile phone, and called the curator: "Hey, curator, the address you gave me is wrong, are you sure you remember it correctly?"
The curator yawned for a long time: "That's right. Qitiao also specifically told me that people on earth are used to saying important things three times. I think it's too much to say all the words three times, so I just put the most important things. I typed my house number three times in a row, how about it, isn’t it much smarter than you people on Earth!”
What the flowers are blooming and rich! Calling number 7 three times in a row is number 777!Fu Chengfeng's inner grass-mud horse is galloping turbulently.
"Stop talking, I have to hurry up and sue our family's seven difficulties."
The call was hung up by the curator.
Fu Chengfeng slowly turned his head to look at Xing Kong: "Look at the address, you just want to see my jokes."
"Yeah, just like you asked me to light a fire with a match." Xing Kong said playfully.
The expression and tone of voice are so cute.Fu Chengfeng lost his temper, threw himself on Xing Kong and kissed him.Xing Kong closed his lips tightly, neither responding nor dodging.Fu Chengfeng felt that it was enough to proceed step by step, and slowly let go of his mouth and whispered in his ear: "I am very happy. Because only if you like it, you will want to tease, and if you fall in love, you will be willing to pamper me. I feel that I have been loved by you today I was spoiled and teased by you."
Xing Kong gently pushed him away noncommittally, turned and walked towards the motorcycle.
At the correct address, it's a pretty deserted place.There are no houses around, just a lonely house like a warehouse.
Xing Kong looked around for a week: "Here..."
Fu Chengfeng took off his helmet: "What? What's wrong? Which one of your subordinates is still the nest of new and old love?"
"No, this is where I bought Xiaoqian." Xing Kong said.
Fu Chengfeng thought about it: "Speaking of which, for the explosion in the hotel parking lot, the people at the vehicle scrap yard sent me an inspection list, saying that there were no signs of man-made. I also secretly checked the explosion in the cemetery. The inspection form for your car to be scrapped shows no signs of artificiality, it seems that it can only be done by pets."
"Are you checking me?" Xing Kong pretended to sulk and said.
Looking at his expression, Fu Chengfeng knew that he was not really angry: "I care about you." Then he took out his mobile phone and clicked on the criminal record inquiry website created by the company: "Do you remember the seller's name?"
"April [-]st." Xing Kong replied quickly.
"Remember so clearly?" Fu Chengfeng typed the name.
Xing Kong answered the words lazily, he looked around, there were some changes from when he bought Xiaoqian, the flowers were all withered, not as well-groomed as before.Xing Kong thought for a while, recently Xiaoqian was indeed running around all the time and was not at home, but he would not kidnap himself with a bomb.
"Found it. This person has no bad credit record or criminal record." Fu Chengfeng thought, is it a prank by the little panda?Or is there something installed in its mind that must obey orders?He had a flash of inspiration: "Hey, why are you buying a red panda?"
"Be a pet." Xing Kong felt that this question was very unnutritious.
Fu Chengfeng clenched his fists with both hands, put them on his chest, waved them up and down, and said like a puppy: "You bought me, I'll be your pet, it's safer for you to pet me than it is."
Xing Kong took out his mobile phone and clicked one, it was cute. "Go ahead and ask."
Fu Chengfeng carried his life-saving bag on his back, took Xing Kong's hand and pressed the doorbell.
Before the first ring of the doorbell had finished, the door opened.
"Master Xing, is the little panda raising going well?"
April Yichen seemed to know they were coming, and waited behind the door for the door to open.He was wearing a red tuxedo suit, red high heels, and red makeup.
Fu Chengfeng trembled all over: "It's not going well, so I'm here to ask for advice on how to control a bear."
On April [-]st, Chen glanced at Fu Chengfeng: "Yo, Lord Xing, when did you become so light-hearted, you are a purebred from Earth."
"Can you go in and talk?" Xing Kong said coldly.
As soon as I stepped into the house, there were hairs all over the floor, all kinds of animals, lying down, lying down, eating, pulling, and they all seemed to be dead.
"Are you selling pets?" Fu Chengfeng asked.
"Yeah, you can pick whatever you like. If you don't like it, you can describe it or draw an outline, and I'll mix and match it for you. I'm sure the result will be better than you imagined." April Yichen took it. Sit on the chair with a cup of tea, and point to the opposite sofa with the cup, "Sit down, there is raspberry cucumber cake on the coffee table, I made it myself, try it."
The room was stuffy, making Fu Chengfeng itchy all over.He looked around. The windows were closed. "Can you open the sunroof?"
April Yichen took a sip of tea: "If you have something bright to say, you can still say it."
"..." Fu Chengfeng thought to himself that this person was quite humorous, so he opened the skylight to speak frankly.He pointed at Xing Kong: "Did you kidnap him?"
April Yichen replied calmly: "I didn't tie it up with my own hands."
Fu Chengfeng pressed the nail cap of his right index finger on the raspberry cucumber cake for three seconds, the nails were not black and not poisonous.So he ate boldly and confidently: "You ordered Xiaoqian to do it?"
April [-]st Chen: "It's sort of."
"Why did you tie him up?" Fu Chengfeng asked while chewing.
"The brain is a good thing." Si Yue Yichen said eccentrically.
Fu Chengfeng: "Don't beat around the bush, since everyone has readily admitted the kidnapping, let's quickly explain the reason."
"Isn't what I said enough?" April Yichen raised his legs, "His brain is a good thing, I want his brain."
Xing Kong was puzzled: "Why do you want my brain?"
"Listen." April Yichen tapped his head, the echo echoed loudly, "My place is empty."
As soon as Fu Chengfeng heard the voice, he understood that April Yichen was a brainless person. "Are you born brainless or acquired?"
April Yichen touched his head, thought for a long time, and said, "It's not important. The important thing is that I have been thinking about many, many things, such as, what do I lack, what do I want, and why? And live. Until I saw a sentence left by a prophet from an unknown planet in the Earth Museum, 'The brain is a good thing.' I finally figured it out, what I want is a brain!"
"You can go to the hospital to replenish your brain in this situation." Fu Chengfeng said.
April Yichen put down the teacup heavily: "If you want it, you want the best!"
Seeing the anger in his eyes, Fu Chengfeng was a little confused: "What is the best?"
"His is the best." April Yichen looked at Xing Kong, his eyes softened, "With his brains, I can become the richest man!"
Fu Chengfeng found it ridiculous: "If you just ask him for money, it will be over!"
On April [-]st, Chen was in a hurry: "Teaching a man to fish is worse than giving him a fish, do you understand! I want to make a fortune through my own wisdom and reach the pinnacle of my life!"
Fu Chengfeng opened his mouth halfway, and the raspberry cucumber cake stopped by his mouth. He felt that there was nothing wrong with what he said, but at the same time, he felt that there was nothing wrong with what he said, and he couldn't figure it out.
Xing Kong was very calm: "If you really want my brain, you can come and talk to me, there is no need to tie me up so much trouble."
"Isn't it you, can this still be discussed???" Fu Chengfeng turned to look at Xing Kong, was he infected by no-brain?
"I posted a video in your space saying that I wanted to see you, wrote you a letter, left a message under your live broadcast, and confessed my love at your new book signing, but you ignored me." April Aggrieved, Yichen pretended to wipe away tears.
Xing Kong handed him a tissue: "Maybe there are too many people, I didn't pay attention. Now let's talk about how to handle this matter. After all, I don't want to be bombed all the time."
April Yichen took the tissue: "No need, I'm very principled. If you ignore me four times, I'll kidnap you. If you don't die after bombing you four times, I'll give up."
What kind of logic is this, nothing more than four things?Why four?Fu Chengfeng thought about it for a long time, thinking why he was thinking about this matter, some things have no logic to follow.
He threw another piece of raspberry cucumber cake into his mouth: "Let me interject, if you blow him up, you won't be afraid of blowing up his brain. You can't use it anymore?"
On April [-], Chen twisted a paper towel into a ball and threw it at Fu Chengfeng: "A skinny camel is bigger than a horse, do you understand! Even if his brain is paralyzed, he is better than me!"
"........."
Xing Kong was unexpectedly calm, as if after some careful consideration, he said: "Then you have given up on mine now, do you have any new goals?"
Si Yue Yichen looked relieved: "No, because I figured it out. Instead of living aimlessly like this, it is better to die quickly, so that I can occupy a place on the starting line of the next life earlier."
Immediately afterwards, he turned over a piece of rice paper folded in half on the coffee table: "Look, I made a calculation with the master, and it will be a good time for me to seek death in 5 minutes. If I miss this time, I will not be in time to be reincarnated into a good family!"
The exact time was actually written on the rice paper.Fu Chengfeng looked at his phone, and it was really 5 minutes later.He seemed to realize something suddenly, and hurriedly asked, "How do you plan to die?"
"I bought so many bombs, so I don't need them for nothing." Then he took out a bomb from his pocket and started the countdown timer.At the same time, the sound of the windows and doors being locked sounded one after another...
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