this agent is not very good

On the brightest part of the roof, Fu Chengfeng was busy squatting on the ground, and several fireworks tubes that were originally grown on the same root as the toilet paper core stood at the same distance. There is no static electricity in ORZ, so Fu Chengfeng didn't wear anti-static gloves.With black lacquer powder on his hands, he dabbed it on his pants with great care, forming a "Forbidden Kiss" lipstick color test series.Xing Kong looked at the stubble on the side of his head. There were two small areas that were bald. I don't know if it was not shaved or the hair follicles were withered. Anyway, it is very cute.

Xing Kong watched intently as Fu Chengfeng unwrapped the bundled wires. The delicate movements collided with his rough shape, just like milk with multigrain bread, healthy and nutritious.

The wire became longer and longer, Xing Kong wondered: "What is such a long wire for?"

Fu Chengfeng untied one and handed it to Xing Kong: "The wire, civilian fireworks in the earth age have to be ignited by themselves."

Unlike the earth, the civilian fireworks of Sheqiu have no wires and do not need to be ignited. As long as they are thrown into the sky, they can fly to a designated height and burn and bloom.

Fu Chengfeng ran to the other corner of the roof with the bundled fireworks tubes, found a place to hold the big gift bag, and ran back to Xing Kong with the long wire.

"Why do you make the thread so long?" Xing Kong asked.

Fu Chengfeng flipped through the bag: "Because I think it's very cowardly and uncool to run away after clicking. Sometimes it's easy to knock over the fireworks and blow them to places where they shouldn't be blown up."

After a long time, he took out a box of matches, thinking that Xing Kong must have never used this thing before.He silently smirked: "Here, you order."

Xing Kong pushed out the small drawer with his thumb, took out a stick with the Little Red Riding Hood on it, and stroked the side of the box to ignite the wire.The movements are coherent, and it doesn't look like they have never seen the "market".

Mars rushed forward, Fu Chengfeng looked at Xing Kong in surprise and admiration: "...you know how to use matches?!"

Xing Kong pursed his mouth: "You actually want to make a fool of me..."

"..." Fu Chengfeng quickly changed the subject: "You are so kind to the teacher in your orphanage."

Xing Kong watched Xiao Liangliang run away, and said calmly: "It's just a nominal family member."

"It's all in person to send it off, or is it just a nominal family member?" Fu Chengfeng said, just say it if you have an affair, the harem is so huge, it's not unusual to have an uncle.

Xing Kong knew what Fu Chengfeng was thinking, so he quickly replied: "He is from Earth."

Boom!The little elf dancing on the pole ascended to the sky, and was torn to pieces in the dark by the invisible claws and claws, just like Fu Chengfeng's heart, magnificent and heroic.

Fu Chengfeng didn't have the heart to appreciate his own work, he lowered his head, picked up the scattered powder in his hands, and sighed in his heart, this is another rejection of himself.

After Xing Kong said this, he immediately felt that something was wrong. Although his back garden has always only had extravagant people, and he has never considered what happened to people on Earth, there may be exceptions.Saying this is undoubtedly to make the other party feel that there is no play, but this is not the case with my original intention.Xing Kong was a little confused, and didn't know how to explain it, so he had to add another sentence: "After all, it is a nominal family member."

Fu Chengfeng didn't want to think about their relationship anymore, and felt a little physically and mentally exhausted.But he didn't want to make the atmosphere awkward again, so he picked up a topic that he didn't care about at all and asked, "Is the place ready after death?"

The □□fan was spelled into a heart shape by Fu Chengfeng, Xing Kong looked at it, and knew very well that what he said just now poked Fu Chengfeng's heart.But now he really doesn't know what he thinks or feels about Fu Chengfeng, so let's move on to the topic first.

"The anatomy room, research room, and teaching hall here." Xing Kong said quietly.

Fu Chengfeng sighed nonchalantly: "Sure enough, he is a teacher, and he will contribute to academic career even after he dies."

Xing Kong: "He just doesn't have the money to perform the death ceremony and buy a cemetery."

Fu Chengfeng was a little inexplicable: "You are his family member and the richest man, so buy it for him!"

"I'm just his nominal family member, and my money is not for nothing." Xing Kong deliberately emphasized the word "just" and looked at Fu Chengfeng from the corner of his eye.

Fu Chengfeng responded in the same way: "After all, you are his nominal family member! Could it be that your money came from blackmail?"

"I was born with money." Xing Kong blurted out.

Fu Chengfeng was confused by these words, he didn't expect Xing Kong to be able to joke with himself at this time, it seems that he still has hope.He immediately smiled, and looked at Xing Kong with revived eyes: "I just like you who show off your wealth and are especially confident."

Xing Kong half-heartedly responded with a somewhat forced smile.

"Xiaokong~~~"

A trembling voice came from the side.

"Hey." Xing Kong hurried to his teacher.

August [-]st Lu said, "I want to eat big pig's trotters."

Xing Kong: "Teacher, there are no pigs in luxury balls."

"I want to eat big pig's trotters!" August Yilu shouted.

Fu Chengfeng understood, walked over quickly, and squatted next to his wheelchair: "Young man, do you want the stewed one, the braised one, the spicy one, the five-spice one, or the clear one?"

"It's fine if you're familiar with it." August Yilu said softly.

Fu Chengfeng held his wrist and squeezed it lightly: "We both have the same taste! I also like mature men!"

Xing Kong is confused again, what are these two earthlings talking about?Curiosity drove him to ask: "Why are men so big pig's hooves?"

"Hmm..." Fu Chengfeng thought for a while and said, "It may be because of fatness, or it may be because of greasy."

In fact, he doesn't know why men are big pigs, it's just a popular term on Earth for a while.

The fireworks are still blooming and fading, and the looming sobs in the air add a coolness to the temperature.

"Teacher, don't cry, it will hurt you." Xing Kong comforted.

The crying intensified.

"Uncle, don't cry, it hurts your kidneys!" Fu Chengfeng comforted.

The crying faded away.

When the water valve was closed, August [-]st Lu's body began to age rapidly, and he said weakly, "Xiao Kong~~"

Xing Kong: "Here."

August Yilu looked at the animation on his mobile phone and said, "After I'm gone...you'll have no family or reason..."

"I still have money, don't worry." Xing Kong said earnestly.

Fu Chengfeng looked at August Yilu's furrowed eyebrows, and said with a suppressed smile, "Grandpa, after you're gone, he still has me. From now on, I will be his relative, his family, and his family."

"What did you say?" August [-]st Lu asked.

"I said!" Fu Chengfeng faced Xing Kong and raised his voice, "From now on! I will be your relative! Your reason! Your relative!"

"Stupid..." After a very soft sound, Lumian closed his eyes expressionlessly on August [-]st.

That's right... stupid... Fu Chengfeng repeated it in his heart, and politely said to Xing Kong: "My condolences."

"Ah."

The light of fireworks put a layer of makeup on the dead called beauty.Fu Chengfeng thought that in a few days, he would find a place to set off fireworks and wait for the inexplicable death to come.

Boom!The last bunch of fireworks dissipated in the air, and everything was quiet.

"Xingkong...if...I mean if..." Fu Chengfeng hesitated, the question he wanted to ask was stuck in his heart, and he didn't finish a sentence for a long time.

"Ok?"

Forget it, sad ass.Fu Chengfeng felt that he was too girly tonight.The conversation changed, and the hookup continued: "If I say I want to fuck you now, you won't agree?"

Xing Kong looked at him with flickering eyes: "That's not what you want to say."

Fu Chengfeng pretended not to understand: "Huh? Then which one am I going to talk about?"

"I'm not the caterpillar in your mind, how do I know?"

Xing Kong didn't know what he was going to say, so he felt that if he could still talk to him, he would feel at ease and feel at ease.

Fu Chengfeng looked at the "don't care" under the corner of his eyes, and said contentedly, "Hurry up and push your teacher away to deal with his affairs, I'll pack up and leave."

"Ah."

In Jing Xiangmian's office, Jing Xiangmian sat back in front of the computer and said "seriously", "Okay, the fireworks are over, you can give the answer now."

say what?You tease me so much, I can remember a butt!

Yan Yace slowly turned around with still breathing, he saw a mirror behind Jing Xiangmian, and the answer displayed on the computer screen was reflected in the mirror.He looked in the mirror and read from right to left with his microscopic vision, pretending to be natural: "Round, white. Heart, red. Pig, pink. Koi, red. Earth dog, gray. Handsome push Car style... purple, "What the hell?He paused, then read on, "Starfish Sucker...Purple,"

He paused again, this... is this the answer to Fireworks... He looked at Jing Xiangmian without expression, thinking about Fu Chengfeng, it was something he could do.So continue to read: "Holding the moon in an urn...purple. Hermit crab...purple. Overturning the sea...purple. Old tree roots...purple. Concubine...purple. It's over."

I feel sad after reading it.Alas, if I had known it was textbook-level fireworks, I wouldn't have closed my eyes...

Jing Xiangmian stared blankly at the computer screen, he was right? ... His attention was not distracted by me at all? ...Did he really not regard me as his lover? ...But he is obviously stiff... Could it be that he watched the fireworks? ... Sigh, I knew it was an academic-level fireworks, so I watched it seriously...

Yan Yace looked at Jing Xiangmian's expression, and said to himself: It's broken, he stared at the computer screen for so long and didn't speak, he must have found out that I cheated... What he hates the most is people who cheat... It's over... He took off his glasses It's...he smoked...he rubbed his temples...he must be trying to punish me...

After a while, Jing Xiangmian said listlessly, "Sit down..."

"I cheated!" Yan Yace answered hastily, "I'm sorry, I cheated. I didn't remember anything you asked me to memorize. I read it in the mirror behind you. My mind was blank just now, and there was a lot For a long time, it was difficult for me to even open my eyes."

Jing Xiangmian slumped on his seat, cigarette ash fell on the table.The mood that fell to the bottom of the valley lingered for a few laps and bounced back into the air.With a wry smile in his heart, he said gently, "Sit down..."

"The reason I cheated is because I don't want you to think that I have a low IQ, and I can't even memorize such things." Yan Yace lowered his head and closed his eyes tightly, explaining nervously, "You have been recruiting assistants recently, and I have taken a lot of exams. The first time I tried, I failed, but I really want this position, the position to help you do things by your side, but my IQ... I really tried my best, I really can't beat you who were born with 500 Added people. I'm sorry, I know that cheating is a serious academic crime, I surrendered, I accept the punishment, I can double the IQ tax this year. Please... please be lenient, don't..."

A tobacco-smelling kiss blocked Yan Yace's mouth, and he didn't let go until the bottom was hot.

Jing Xiangmian hugged Yan Yace tightly, put his chin on his forehead, and said affectionately: "Tell me, why my mind is blank, why it is difficult to open my eyes for a long time."

"Because..." Yan Yace buried her head in Jing Xiangmian's arms, and said softly, "Because the person I like is kissing and touching me..."

Jing Xiangmian smiled: "Baby, when you gave the answer so correctly just now, my mind went blank, and it was difficult for me to even open my eyes."

"you……"

Jing Xiangmian hugged her tighter, stroking Yan Yace's hair back and forth with her lips: "It seems that I am the one who should double the tax payment. It is true that you have been failing the exam because there are many people who are better than you, but in fact I am a little I don't want you to pass, even if I pass, I won't choose you. I don't want my lover to be my subordinate, because my workload will make me work overtime so that I don't have time to kiss you, hug you and sleep you."

Yan Yace's clothes were undulating like a mouse got into it.Jing Xiangmian kissed his forehead: "Also, don't keep grabbing my words in the future, what I just wanted to say is that you sit down and rest for a while. What cheating and cheating, the test just now is just a warm-up, no reference value .The next thing you have to remember.”

Yan Yace looked up at Jing Xiangmian, his eyes blurred: "I still remember, I don't want to remember anything..."

Jing Xiangmian stroked his eyebrows: "It's simple, just remember... how many times you do, how many times I do, and how many times we have tonight."

After finishing speaking, the two took each other's breath at the same time...