this agent is not very good
Chapter 13 Awake
In the ward of the NTR Secret Service, Fu Chengfeng was lying on the bed with one leg in a plaster cast, looking at He Zifeng and Yan Yace stupidly.
"Did I just...was I playing a hooligan in the street?"
"Did I...was I playing hooligans against Xing Kong in the street?"
"Did I just now...was I facing Xing Kong in the street, playing hooligans under the watchful eyes of his bodyguards, assistants, Xinhuan and everyone else?"
He Zifeng threw the phone in front of Fu Chengfeng: "You can read the headlines yourself, there is a complete video."
Yan Yace looked at the equipment beside the bed: "Your current body temperature, heart rate, and blood pressure are all on the low side. After old injuries and new injuries are combined with similar items, you will have to stay in bed for at least two days."
Fu Chengfeng clicked on the video, and there was a wretched man with bare buttocks and holding a small flag, walking at a pace that his relatives did not recognize... Pause, I couldn't bear to look directly at him.With the mobile phone on the side of the pillow, Fu Chengfeng tapped Yan Yace with his foot, and complained: "Old Yan, why do you put that kind of cigarette in the painkiller cigarette case?".
Yan Yace wrote something in his hand, and said peacefully: "When the cigarette was brought over for me to test, the little doctor under his hand tore up the cigarette case, and there was nowhere to put the cigarette, and there happened to be an empty cigarette case for painkillers. Just put it in, and forget it as soon as you put it in."
Fu Chengfeng immediately sat up: "Why are you speaking so confidently!"
"Because I don't need to be submissive." Yan Yace was still writing with her head down, "I told you before, when you take my cigarettes, you must double check the color of the cigarette holder." With a deflated expression, he said, "You should be grateful, thank you for being able to discover the strangeness in time, otherwise... oh, I dare not think about it..."
Fu Chengfeng closed his eyes hard, and the image of himself pouring essence into the fuel tank of the motorcycle appeared in his mind instantly.
He Zifeng picked up the phone and watched the video again.Frowning, he said in a deep voice, "Old Fu, I think...actually, playing hooligans on the street is not the point..."
Fu Chengfeng answered quickly: "I know."
What he really cares about is that he has shown his roots in front of so many luxury people. After all, compared to the size of luxury people, he is a childish boy.When he was on Earth, he always wore briefs when he went swimming, but when he came to Luxe Ball, he always wore beach shorts when he went swimming.The feeling of changing from a chicken head to a phoenix tail must be the most mentally testing thing in life.
He Zifeng patted Fu Chengfeng's shoulder, and said earnestly: "I haven't seen your brother's standing posture for a long time, why don't you change your blood too, so that you can develop a second time."
Yan Yace hurriedly said: "What do you change? You have no choice. If you don't change, you will die. The blood of pure-bred earthlings is already scarce, and you are pointing at him to donate blood every week."
Fu Chengfeng covered his head with the quilt, irritatedly writhing in it like a petulant little doll: "You said that our bodies have changed so much since we came to Sheqiu, why is it that only the second child doesn't grow up?"
Yan Yace laughed dryly: "Don't count me in, I've grown up."
He Zifeng made up the knife: "Don't take me with you. After I exchanged blood, the second master's stature has grown, and now he has reached the average level of a luxury player."
"God mother???" Fu Chengfeng suddenly lifted the quilt covering his face and sat up, "Let me see if you two take off your pants."
Swish, two lumps of pants fell to the ground.Fu Chengfeng felt an unprecedented outburst of anger, he raised his hand, and put his pants back in place.He closed his eyes and covered his forehead, feeling that his two pupils had become the two chickens he saw just now.Slowly and slowly, he opened his eyes: "Old He has changed blood, I can give you a little understanding. Old Yan, why are you doing this? What is the difference between us?"
Yan Yace said without hesitation: "I have a man, but you don't."
"You mean Jing Xiangmian?" Fu Chengfeng snorted, "Can he be your man? His family, his bloodline, his status...although you can pretend to ignore them. But his IQ is higher than We have more than 600 people, more than 600 people, what is the concept? This concept is that he just takes us as the research object, just like when we used the pigs in the pigsty as the object of confidance during our military training. Especially you, the one who actively cooperates You are a purebred earthling, you really think he is serious to you."
He Zifeng raised his hand: "Hey, let me correct you. After the blood exchange, my IQ is only 214 times 2 lower than that of Academician Jing."
Yan Yace put down the pen: "Hey, let me correct you twice. First, my IQ is already 517, and he is only 316 higher than me. Secondly, I didn't think he was serious to me. I just said that I have a man. It means I have a sex scene."
Fu Chengfeng used all the available heads in his body, thought for a long time, and asked: "So...the blood and fluid of the Sheqiu people...is it so powerful?"
He Zifeng and Yan Yace nodded vigorously.
After a while, Fu Chengfeng suddenly said: "I realized a problem, Lao He, you said just now that your IQ is only 214 times 2 lower than Jing Xiangmian's, then after all...you are higher than my IQ???"
He Zifeng made a "tick" gesture to Fu Chengfeng, and Fu Chengfeng swallowed the old blood that had reached his throat.
Yan Yace scanned Fu Chengfeng's plaster leg with an instrument, and the result showed that it could be removed.While helping Fu Chengfeng unload the plaster, he comforted him: "Actually, IQ is just like the second child, as long as it is enough. If you are too smart, you will be forced to work overtime all the time, and if you are too big, you will be so excited that you don't want to go to work. So... "
Before he finished speaking, a pig squawked from Yan Yace's pocket.
"Hello."
"Why are you still saying 'Hello'?"
"Oh, I'm busy with work, I didn't look at the caller ID, so I answered it directly."
Fu Chengfeng and He Zifeng knew it was Jing Xiangmian's call as soon as they heard Yan Yace's weak tone.The two rolled their eyes at each other.He Zifeng looked at his phone, and when it was time to watch the show, he nodded his wrist, saluted the other two with his lips, and left the ward.
Yan Yace didn't care about Fu Chengfeng anymore, leaning on the window sill and focusing on making phone calls.Fu Chengfeng is not surprised, as long as it is Jing Xiangmian's call, Yan Yace will definitely put down everything at hand, even if it is half of papa's call, he will cut it off and wait until the call is over before continuing.He shook his head and let out a long sigh, and began to take over Yan Yace's job.
"What are you up to?" Yan Yace's face turned red with a gentle voice on the phone.
Yan Yace grinned: "Old Fu is injured, and I happen to be about to take the assessment, so I will use him as a medical case subject to observe and write a report."
Jing Xiangmian: "Can he still get out of bed?"
Yan Yace looked at Fu Chengfeng who was removing the plaster by himself: "Do you have something to do?"
Jing Xiangmian: "I have a research subject here, a human from Earth, who is about to die. He has notified his family members to come over. He said that his last wish was to watch fireworks, but he said no to the ones my researchers bought. For a long time we didn’t know what he wanted, so I wanted to ask Commander Fu to come over and see if I could make him some fireworks according to his description, but Commander Fu never answered the phone.”
Yan Yace: "Oh, he just woke up and didn't look at his phone. Then I'll take him there now."
"Okay." Jing Xiangmian said, "Oh, by the way, it's windy outside, so wear more and put on your scarf."
Yan Yace replied shyly, "En.", and hung up the phone reluctantly.
Look at Fu Chengfeng, he's quite tall, he has stretched his legs and pretended to be in a deep sleep.
Yan Yace quickly came back with a cane and poked the soles of Fu Chengfeng's feet: "Stop pretending, you never snore when you sleep, and your excessive acting skills have exposed the fact that you have no acting skills at all, hurry up and follow me."
The quilt was lifted by the legs of the crutches, and Fu Chengfeng wailed and howled: "Inhumane! It's unreasonable! Didn't you just say that I have to stay in bed for at least two days!"
"I'm a person who puts cigarettes in the wrong box. It's normal to say something wrong." While speaking, he removed the monitoring clip that was clamped on Fu Chengfeng's finger.
"Damn it, what kind of ecstasy did that high-intelligence Jing Xiangmian give you? What did he say? I'm your kid! Shouldn't I be more affectionate than Jing Jian! Look at me, I'm talking Low-grade fever! He wants to use me as an experiment now, and I can spray him a mouthful of old blood!"
"It's not an experiment. He has a research subject, a human from Earth, who can't make it through tonight. He said he wants to watch fireworks, but he doesn't like the ones bought outside. You can help me."
"Oh, Jiang Zi." Just as Fu Chengfeng was about to get out of bed, he suddenly turned his head and looked into Yan Yace's eyes, "You didn't lie to me, did you?"
Yan Yace put on an expression of "I'm going to lie to you" and said: "Work is like this, as long as you can't do it to death, you will do it to death."
Seeing his dishonesty, Fu Chengfeng thought it must be true.
Yan Yace took out a sports suit specially made for the patient from the closet and threw it to Fu Chengfeng.
Fu Chengfeng didn't wear it, so he was curious, but after looking at the suit, it was just an ordinary hoodie and sweatpants.Turn over the back again, "patientingear" is written on the back of the jacket and the bottom of the pants, and there is a "pig" logo in the middle of the hat.I really can't bear to wear it... But my clothes must have been soaked in disinfectant by Yan Yace.Alas, no choice, wear it.
But why doesn't this suit come with underwear?He rummaged through his pockets, but found nothing: "Is there no underwear in this suit?"
"This is a special hospital gown. There is a layer of sensory monitoring film on the lining fabric. It is superfluous to have a small underwear." Yan Yace looked at Fu Chengfeng's tangled look, and said, "You don't need to wear it. It won't pass through."
Fu Chengfeng had lingering fears, so he wanted to cover up tightly so that others could not see his size.He said a little shyly: "I don't feel safe if I don't wear fat clothes..."
Yan Yace was overjoyed, he had never heard Fu Chengfeng have such a tone, so he joked: "How about I give you a condom to make do with it?"
Fu Chengfeng: "..."
"Did I just...was I playing a hooligan in the street?"
"Did I...was I playing hooligans against Xing Kong in the street?"
"Did I just now...was I facing Xing Kong in the street, playing hooligans under the watchful eyes of his bodyguards, assistants, Xinhuan and everyone else?"
He Zifeng threw the phone in front of Fu Chengfeng: "You can read the headlines yourself, there is a complete video."
Yan Yace looked at the equipment beside the bed: "Your current body temperature, heart rate, and blood pressure are all on the low side. After old injuries and new injuries are combined with similar items, you will have to stay in bed for at least two days."
Fu Chengfeng clicked on the video, and there was a wretched man with bare buttocks and holding a small flag, walking at a pace that his relatives did not recognize... Pause, I couldn't bear to look directly at him.With the mobile phone on the side of the pillow, Fu Chengfeng tapped Yan Yace with his foot, and complained: "Old Yan, why do you put that kind of cigarette in the painkiller cigarette case?".
Yan Yace wrote something in his hand, and said peacefully: "When the cigarette was brought over for me to test, the little doctor under his hand tore up the cigarette case, and there was nowhere to put the cigarette, and there happened to be an empty cigarette case for painkillers. Just put it in, and forget it as soon as you put it in."
Fu Chengfeng immediately sat up: "Why are you speaking so confidently!"
"Because I don't need to be submissive." Yan Yace was still writing with her head down, "I told you before, when you take my cigarettes, you must double check the color of the cigarette holder." With a deflated expression, he said, "You should be grateful, thank you for being able to discover the strangeness in time, otherwise... oh, I dare not think about it..."
Fu Chengfeng closed his eyes hard, and the image of himself pouring essence into the fuel tank of the motorcycle appeared in his mind instantly.
He Zifeng picked up the phone and watched the video again.Frowning, he said in a deep voice, "Old Fu, I think...actually, playing hooligans on the street is not the point..."
Fu Chengfeng answered quickly: "I know."
What he really cares about is that he has shown his roots in front of so many luxury people. After all, compared to the size of luxury people, he is a childish boy.When he was on Earth, he always wore briefs when he went swimming, but when he came to Luxe Ball, he always wore beach shorts when he went swimming.The feeling of changing from a chicken head to a phoenix tail must be the most mentally testing thing in life.
He Zifeng patted Fu Chengfeng's shoulder, and said earnestly: "I haven't seen your brother's standing posture for a long time, why don't you change your blood too, so that you can develop a second time."
Yan Yace hurriedly said: "What do you change? You have no choice. If you don't change, you will die. The blood of pure-bred earthlings is already scarce, and you are pointing at him to donate blood every week."
Fu Chengfeng covered his head with the quilt, irritatedly writhing in it like a petulant little doll: "You said that our bodies have changed so much since we came to Sheqiu, why is it that only the second child doesn't grow up?"
Yan Yace laughed dryly: "Don't count me in, I've grown up."
He Zifeng made up the knife: "Don't take me with you. After I exchanged blood, the second master's stature has grown, and now he has reached the average level of a luxury player."
"God mother???" Fu Chengfeng suddenly lifted the quilt covering his face and sat up, "Let me see if you two take off your pants."
Swish, two lumps of pants fell to the ground.Fu Chengfeng felt an unprecedented outburst of anger, he raised his hand, and put his pants back in place.He closed his eyes and covered his forehead, feeling that his two pupils had become the two chickens he saw just now.Slowly and slowly, he opened his eyes: "Old He has changed blood, I can give you a little understanding. Old Yan, why are you doing this? What is the difference between us?"
Yan Yace said without hesitation: "I have a man, but you don't."
"You mean Jing Xiangmian?" Fu Chengfeng snorted, "Can he be your man? His family, his bloodline, his status...although you can pretend to ignore them. But his IQ is higher than We have more than 600 people, more than 600 people, what is the concept? This concept is that he just takes us as the research object, just like when we used the pigs in the pigsty as the object of confidance during our military training. Especially you, the one who actively cooperates You are a purebred earthling, you really think he is serious to you."
He Zifeng raised his hand: "Hey, let me correct you. After the blood exchange, my IQ is only 214 times 2 lower than that of Academician Jing."
Yan Yace put down the pen: "Hey, let me correct you twice. First, my IQ is already 517, and he is only 316 higher than me. Secondly, I didn't think he was serious to me. I just said that I have a man. It means I have a sex scene."
Fu Chengfeng used all the available heads in his body, thought for a long time, and asked: "So...the blood and fluid of the Sheqiu people...is it so powerful?"
He Zifeng and Yan Yace nodded vigorously.
After a while, Fu Chengfeng suddenly said: "I realized a problem, Lao He, you said just now that your IQ is only 214 times 2 lower than Jing Xiangmian's, then after all...you are higher than my IQ???"
He Zifeng made a "tick" gesture to Fu Chengfeng, and Fu Chengfeng swallowed the old blood that had reached his throat.
Yan Yace scanned Fu Chengfeng's plaster leg with an instrument, and the result showed that it could be removed.While helping Fu Chengfeng unload the plaster, he comforted him: "Actually, IQ is just like the second child, as long as it is enough. If you are too smart, you will be forced to work overtime all the time, and if you are too big, you will be so excited that you don't want to go to work. So... "
Before he finished speaking, a pig squawked from Yan Yace's pocket.
"Hello."
"Why are you still saying 'Hello'?"
"Oh, I'm busy with work, I didn't look at the caller ID, so I answered it directly."
Fu Chengfeng and He Zifeng knew it was Jing Xiangmian's call as soon as they heard Yan Yace's weak tone.The two rolled their eyes at each other.He Zifeng looked at his phone, and when it was time to watch the show, he nodded his wrist, saluted the other two with his lips, and left the ward.
Yan Yace didn't care about Fu Chengfeng anymore, leaning on the window sill and focusing on making phone calls.Fu Chengfeng is not surprised, as long as it is Jing Xiangmian's call, Yan Yace will definitely put down everything at hand, even if it is half of papa's call, he will cut it off and wait until the call is over before continuing.He shook his head and let out a long sigh, and began to take over Yan Yace's job.
"What are you up to?" Yan Yace's face turned red with a gentle voice on the phone.
Yan Yace grinned: "Old Fu is injured, and I happen to be about to take the assessment, so I will use him as a medical case subject to observe and write a report."
Jing Xiangmian: "Can he still get out of bed?"
Yan Yace looked at Fu Chengfeng who was removing the plaster by himself: "Do you have something to do?"
Jing Xiangmian: "I have a research subject here, a human from Earth, who is about to die. He has notified his family members to come over. He said that his last wish was to watch fireworks, but he said no to the ones my researchers bought. For a long time we didn’t know what he wanted, so I wanted to ask Commander Fu to come over and see if I could make him some fireworks according to his description, but Commander Fu never answered the phone.”
Yan Yace: "Oh, he just woke up and didn't look at his phone. Then I'll take him there now."
"Okay." Jing Xiangmian said, "Oh, by the way, it's windy outside, so wear more and put on your scarf."
Yan Yace replied shyly, "En.", and hung up the phone reluctantly.
Look at Fu Chengfeng, he's quite tall, he has stretched his legs and pretended to be in a deep sleep.
Yan Yace quickly came back with a cane and poked the soles of Fu Chengfeng's feet: "Stop pretending, you never snore when you sleep, and your excessive acting skills have exposed the fact that you have no acting skills at all, hurry up and follow me."
The quilt was lifted by the legs of the crutches, and Fu Chengfeng wailed and howled: "Inhumane! It's unreasonable! Didn't you just say that I have to stay in bed for at least two days!"
"I'm a person who puts cigarettes in the wrong box. It's normal to say something wrong." While speaking, he removed the monitoring clip that was clamped on Fu Chengfeng's finger.
"Damn it, what kind of ecstasy did that high-intelligence Jing Xiangmian give you? What did he say? I'm your kid! Shouldn't I be more affectionate than Jing Jian! Look at me, I'm talking Low-grade fever! He wants to use me as an experiment now, and I can spray him a mouthful of old blood!"
"It's not an experiment. He has a research subject, a human from Earth, who can't make it through tonight. He said he wants to watch fireworks, but he doesn't like the ones bought outside. You can help me."
"Oh, Jiang Zi." Just as Fu Chengfeng was about to get out of bed, he suddenly turned his head and looked into Yan Yace's eyes, "You didn't lie to me, did you?"
Yan Yace put on an expression of "I'm going to lie to you" and said: "Work is like this, as long as you can't do it to death, you will do it to death."
Seeing his dishonesty, Fu Chengfeng thought it must be true.
Yan Yace took out a sports suit specially made for the patient from the closet and threw it to Fu Chengfeng.
Fu Chengfeng didn't wear it, so he was curious, but after looking at the suit, it was just an ordinary hoodie and sweatpants.Turn over the back again, "patientingear" is written on the back of the jacket and the bottom of the pants, and there is a "pig" logo in the middle of the hat.I really can't bear to wear it... But my clothes must have been soaked in disinfectant by Yan Yace.Alas, no choice, wear it.
But why doesn't this suit come with underwear?He rummaged through his pockets, but found nothing: "Is there no underwear in this suit?"
"This is a special hospital gown. There is a layer of sensory monitoring film on the lining fabric. It is superfluous to have a small underwear." Yan Yace looked at Fu Chengfeng's tangled look, and said, "You don't need to wear it. It won't pass through."
Fu Chengfeng had lingering fears, so he wanted to cover up tightly so that others could not see his size.He said a little shyly: "I don't feel safe if I don't wear fat clothes..."
Yan Yace was overjoyed, he had never heard Fu Chengfeng have such a tone, so he joked: "How about I give you a condom to make do with it?"
Fu Chengfeng: "..."
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