this agent is not very good

Guan Xuan sat on the chair beside the hospital bed and patted his buttocks: "What a beautiful dream, so nostalgic and unwilling to wake up."

no response.

"Okay, then you're dreaming, I'll show you a headline from this morning."

Guan Xuan took out his mobile phone, clicked on a video, turned it up to the maximum volume, and put it in Fu Chengfeng's ear: "It's been ten years since you've been exposed, and your ass has turned up after you've been exposed. Welcome to the morning broadcast of Counterattack Zero Suffering Public Relations Company" It was revealed that the peacemaker adjusts the poor bar. I am the anchor Xiaoyaozi who becomes handsome when I put on the uniform no matter how fat I am. Last year, the most nonsense fortune-telling astrologer in this ball once let go of the nonsense. This year The richest man in half a year, Mr. Xingkong Xing will be kidnapped by a bomb that never happens in ten thousand years. Sure enough, just yesterday, Mr. Xing was kidnapped by an indescribable person wearing an indescribable clothes and an indescribable bomb at an indescribable place. A series of indescribable behaviors. Although he has been rescued, he seems to have lost his eyesight to see people. Does this incident indicate that Mr. Xing has a financial crisis, is unable to pay the conditions offered by the kidnappers, or has lost his male capital, resulting in Peach blossoms and chrysanthemums are killed by desires and dissatisfaction. Based on the principle that there is no misjudgment in gambling, only mistakes, our company is the banker, betting on the reason why Mr. Xing was tied up. Everyone knows that our company has always followed the minimalist route, so This time, the bet is for love or money. The reward is one billion sand dollars..."

With such a loud voice in Fu Chengfeng's ears, he didn't move at all. He really deserved to be baptized by gunfire. Guan Xuan smiled and put away his mobile phone: "Master Xing's lawyer has come to see me."

Upon hearing this, Fu Chengfeng immediately did push-ups, knelt down and turned to the left ninety degrees and bowed his head to Guan Xuan: "I was wrong."

Guan Xuan closed his eyes and rubbed the corners of his eyes: "Yo, woke up, did you sleep comfortably?"

"Extremely sleepy, but didn't fall asleep." Fu Chengfeng was still in the same position, not daring to raise his head.

"Is my bed sheet on?"

Guan Xuan's ability to listen to the voice and argue his position really convinced Fu Chengfeng.He quickly raised his head and looked at Guan Xuan seriously.

"Xing Kong, is he okay?"

"I'm fine."

Guan Xuan half-opened his eyes, put his right leg on Fu Chengfeng's left shoulder, and tapped Fu Chengfeng's left temple with the toe of his leather shoe: "What is the basic principle of travel for our NTR Secret Service?"

"Never Take Risks!" Fu Chengfeng replied loudly.

Guan Xuan pushed Fu Chengfeng's shoulders hard with his ankles, his eyes became sharper: "What about the service purpose?"

Fu Chengfeng supported his thighs with his hands, and his whole body was exerting strength against Guan Xuanshi's strength. The muscles of his upper body with blue veins and his throat were on the verge of bursting, shouting: "Nice! Tough! Reliable!"

Guan Xuan saw that he was sweating all over his forehead, and thought that this extreme type who could usually wrestle with him for an hour without sweating really hurt him this time, and it seemed that the corporal punishment was slow.Guan Xuan slowly relaxed, retracted his legs, took out a lawyer's letter from his suit pocket and threw it on Fu Chengfeng's face: "Aren't you tired of playing bombs and want to try your life? Huh? Leaked Don't you know how serious the crime of privacy is!"

Of course Fu Chengfeng knew that as an agent, law is a compulsory course.He also thought that Xing Kong would sue him before, but he didn't expect that he risked his life to block the bomb for him and didn't make up for it.Thinking about it, I "teased" him so many times yesterday, I can't force him to forgive me just because I voluntarily.He must be too embarrassed to blame himself for what happened last night, but now that he is fine, he must continue to settle the score.

Fu Chengfeng frowned: "Whoever reveals his privacy, leave his name with the tongs."

Guan Xuan: "Do you know what it means to leave a name on the fire tongs!"

"It means that the word 'Fu Chengfeng' will always be printed on my forehead, which cannot be washed off." Fu Chengfeng replied calmly.

Guan Xuan was furious: "I'm not asking about your superficial meaning! It's about the lifetime impact!"

Fu Chengfeng thought for a while and said, "I saved the time to introduce myself, and now I have a cool permanent tattoo."

"If you don't play poor for a day, your throat will be itchy, right!" Guan Xuan said angrily, "Success, you don't know, this bureau will tell you. Being named by the fire tongs means that when you walk on the street in the future, everyone will Knowing that you are a felon. No one will do your business, no one will hire you, no one will want to associate with you, your world will be darker than a blind man, and your heart will be filled with shadows. It won't take long In a few days, you will be squatting at home, eating instant noodles, drinking Coke, keeping flies in a swimming pool, and dying at home thinking you are happy!"

Guan Xuan looked at him looking at the dead house as a hermit, and said to himself that this guy usually sits in the office for a few hours and feels uncomfortable to go out to work. This time it is related to the forced grounding. Why is he so calm? He must know that there is a way out. , then don't hide the fun of criticizing others like that.

Guan Xuan took out a contract and placed it between Fu Chengfeng's kneeling thighs: "His lawyer has set a condition that you transfer the bridal chamber to Master Xing, and you can set the price. As long as you agree, the matter will be cancelled. This is the contract. Hurry up and sign with your fingerprints."

Fu Chengfeng didn't even look at it, and then said: "Guan Zhu, I'm not afraid of death, what I'm afraid of is that there will be no house after death."

Guan Xuan was a little confused, thinking that this guy's brain was blown out?Or did you see the creases on the back of the old man Hades?He looked at Fu Chengfeng's eyes coldly, they didn't flicker, let alone the highlights of his usual playful smile: "What do you mean?"

It was the first time for Fu Chengfeng to see Guan Xuan showing such an inconceivable expression of forbearance. It seemed that his answer was completely beyond his expectation, and this would definitely be recorded in his achievement column in life.He felt that he had to fully cherish the time in his life when he could give reasons to his boss.

He turned his head and looked out the window, trying to hold back a look of sadness, and slowly said: "We people on earth regard houses as our lives, and we have been running around for houses all our lives. The obsession with buying a house has long been woven into the flesh and blood, even if we come to the luxury ball, Appearance, body shape, and personality have changed, but the insistence on buying a house at all costs will never change. No matter how much money you earn or spend, as long as you can have your own house, you will be at ease. So no matter what, I will not transfer the house to anyone!"

Guan Xuan was really surprised, isn't it just a cemetery, how old is this guy, as for that?He stood up and blocked Fu Chengfeng's sight: "Fu Chengfeng, what on earth are you thinking?! No matter how unreliable you are, you have to have a score!"

Fu Chengfeng looked intently at Guan Xuan's hideous face: "You should fire me, if you have to go through legal procedures, I won't affect the company."

Guan Xuan became anxious: "I'm not worried that the company's reputation will be ruined because of you! I just don't want to lose such a good employee as you!"

Fu Chengfeng was inexplicably moved by what he said. Although he knew that he was the only EOD officer in the company and he was a native of Earth. If he lost it, he would never find a labor force as cost-effective as his, but his nose was still sore. Let’s say: “We people on Earth often say that the earth can turn without anyone.”

What is this called?The Bureau has worked so hard to cultivate good seedlings for nearly ten years, but they have not yet grown a few rings, so they want to grow back into the soil?It seems that not scolding is not enough.Guan Xuan looked at Fu Chengfeng fiercely and said sharply: "Look at the earth still spinning! Also, this is the luxury ball, not the earth!"

Really, the earth is blown up... Fu Chengfeng was terrified by Guan Xuan's look, and he didn't know how to finish his sentence.A few knocks on the door helped him out.

Guan Xuan went to open the door himself.Fu Chengfeng was very puzzled, saying "come in" would be the end of it, who can greet him personally.

As soon as the door opened, a man who could be seen as a lawyer came in.Fu Chengfeng thought to himself, this person is [-]% Xing Kong's lawyer, otherwise why the boss suddenly changed his gentle face.

The man first smiled at Guan Xuan, then the two of them were making eye contact, and Guan Xuan went out.Afterwards, the man closed the door, walked up to Fu Chengfeng, and handed out his business card: "Mr. Fu, I am Mr. Xing's lawyer. My surname is second, and my name is Shiliuye. night."

So the combination is... No. 20 Six Nights? ... Fu Chengfeng thought to himself, um, it's a good thing I'm a lawyer, this self-introduction method of splitting and supplementing is very clear.

Fu Chengfeng took the business card and stretched out his right hand: "Hello."

No.20 Liuye glanced at the unopened contract bag: "Didn't you read the contract?"

Fu Chengfeng handed the contract to No.20 Liuye: "I didn't read it, I will not transfer the bridal chamber to him. I admit to leaking his privacy, and I will definitely not seek a lawyer. If he wants to sue me, you will Let's follow the legal process."

No.20 Liuye did not accept the contract: "Leave your name on the tongs, aren't you afraid?"

Fu Chengfeng snorted and said, "There's nothing scary about it, the forehead tattoo is just like a word."

No.20 Liuye smiled noncommittally: "Mr. Fu, although life and death are trivial matters, those that matter are major matters. I have seen a lot of stubborn people like you, and some even went to the execution ground with a calm face." However, after being finally executed, it took as short as three days and as long as half a year at most. These people either became a danger in a mental hospital, or they became a pool of tomatoes and meat sauce bones downstairs in a high-rise building. People will never It's more fragile than I imagined, I advise you not to be too impulsive, think about it carefully."

Fu Chengfeng handed the contract to the other party again: "I am a bomb defuser."

No.20 Liuye still didn't answer, looked at Fu Chengfeng thoughtfully, and said after a while: "Can I ask why you insist on bridal chamber?"

Fu Chengfeng put down the contract: "Did Xing Kong ask you to ask?"

No.20 Six Nights shook his head: "No, I was curious. Because I think your current decision is not very wise. The only reason I can think of is that you were blinded by love and bought it for the person you like. , that's why you refused to give it up to Master Xing?"

Fu Chengfeng smiled: "When I am overwhelmed by love, I prefer to die. Sending to the grave is too unlucky."

"So this bridal chamber is really for your own use?" No.20 Liuye asked.

Asking this question did not make Fu Chengfeng feel surprised, because the people in Sheqiu have a philosophy, they will never spend all their wealth to buy a cemetery for themselves.Fu Chengfeng joked: "If I am the person I like, you can also say that I bought it for the person I like."

No.20 Liuye said seriously: "If you really love yourself so much, you should think about your future. Signing this contract is a win-win situation. What can you not think about?"

The room was suddenly quiet, and a sudden rain of the sun dragged the two people's sights out of the window.

Fu Chengfeng looked at the traces of rainwater falling on the window, and said calmly: "I am a person who likes to plan ahead."

No.20 Liuye looked at Guan Xuan who was smiling at him from outside the window, with the corners of his mouth slightly raised: "People who like to plan for a rainy day often lose the beauty in front of them." After watching for a while, he continued: "No matter what the reason, Mr. Xing was kidnapped. The news comes from your mouth. Now the major media have rendered this matter into many kinds of extremely indescribable processes. Just gossip is enough for him. Coupled with the opening of the gambling pool, his His financial situation and all his past love history may be exposed. It can be said that he will have no peace in the future. Now there is a chance for you to make up, why do you refuse? "

After finishing speaking, he turned his head and saw Fu Chengfeng was looking at his mobile phone and counting with his hands, with five fingers twitching back and forth.

"Is it okay after six days?" Fu Chengfeng said, "If I don't use the bridal chamber after six days, I'll transfer it to him without any money."

No.20 Liuye was a little surprised: "He is willing to pay for it."

"Think of it as the mental damage I paid him."

No.20 Liuye took a closer look at Fu Chengfeng again. From his temperament alone, it is really hard to tell that he is a person who is so indifferent to money that he is outrageous.

"Six days, right?" Fu Chengfeng looked at No.20 Liuye and stared at himself, afraid that his words would be unreliable, "Now you can draw up a contract that will be automatically transferred after six days, so that you don't think I'm not sincerity."

Before No.20 Liuye could reply, the TV in the ward suddenly turned on: "Hello, audience friends, I am Kinomoto Nonobu, a news reporter from Luxeqiu Daily Exposure, and I am now interrupting a must-listen piece of news from around the world. 15 minutes ago, The police received an alarm from the staff of the building behind me, saying that they found several suspected bombs. The building is the jewelry art exhibition hall of Xing Kong, the richest man in the world. It seems that Mr. Xing has been set on fire recently. It is reported that the There is no feasible way to dismantle the bomb. It needs to be detonated to relieve the danger. In other words, the police are going to blow up the jewelry art exhibition hall of the richest man. Not far behind me, the police bomb disposal expert is communicating with Mr. Xing Destroy the plan. It can be seen that Lord Xing is a little bit reluctant, oh no, very reluctant. The staff of the building are about to evacuate, and it is time for me to evacuate, everyone, see you after the bombing."

"Second lawyer, please call Xing Kong and tell him that I can dismantle the bomb, but the building does not need to be bombed, and I will go there now."

Before No.20 Liuye could react, Fu Chengfeng ran away and disappeared.

Wearing a hospital gown and taking off his shoes, he ran to Yan Yace's office to look through the drawers.Yan Yace was busy writing a report, and Fu Chengfeng didn't pay much attention to it. He probably ran out of paper in the bathroom again, so he came here to find paper.

After digging through several drawers, I finally found what I needed, a pack of cigarettes, a car key, and a red fountain pen.He ran out of the office and ran to his special garage, threw the bomb disposal equipment on the motorcycle, wrote his name squarely on his forehead in front of the rearview mirror, and put on a motorcycle jacket that had been dusty for a long time. , before the arms are completely put into the sleeves, there are only exhaust gas and wheel marks left in the garage...