Do whatever you want [football]

"CCTV! CCTV! Welcome everyone to watch the Guangming-Zhulu Cup warm-up match broadcast live by CCTV. Today's two sides are Newcastle and Liverpool. I am the host Duan Xuan. Today we also invited Su Maozhen to guide us. Let’s explain this game to everyone…”

Duan Xuan said that before he had time to introduce the lineups of both players, he saw players from both sides walk out of the locker room. Newcastle was standing in the front row and was joking with Gerrard. It was Randall.

"We saw that Randall was wearing the No. 0 jersey today. Although randall was still written on the back of the jersey instead of the Chinese name we were expecting more, the captain's armband gave us a surprise. This captain's armband was obviously made on a temporary basis. , with Randall's Chinese name on it—Li Xian!"

Today's referee team is composed of Chinese referee team. After walking with the ball, they first shook hands with Randall and wished Randall a good performance in this game in Chinese, and then Gerrard.

When Gerrard waited for the referee to go out holding the ball, he whispered a joke to Randall: "Randall, how does it feel to go home?"

"It couldn't be better!"

After Randall answered, he smiled and walked out of the court side by side with him. His destination is different from other players, not on the court, but on the sidelines.

This is his first time commanding the game on the field, Allegri is still an assistant coach today, not a temporary coach, so Randall and Benitez shook hands.

"Boy, tell me secretly, do you really want to imitate Messi's style of play today?" Benitez asked curiously.

Randall raised his eyebrows and said "you guessed it", hugged him, and then ran to the middle circle to take a photo with his disciples and teammates.

Messi stared intently, completely forgetting the awkwardness just now - he was sitting next to the Red Army King Dalglish and Mourinho before, but fortunately Alan Shearer was sitting behind him at this time, otherwise he must have felt Awkward.

Dalglish is not only a famous star of the Red Army, but also coached Newcastle. Although he did not lead the Magpies to win the league championship, and did not make a difference in Europe, it was still a good time that Magpies fans would miss. The team that competes with Manchester United.

So Dalglish prepared to watch the game early, and he didn't need to fly overnight on a red-eye flight like Messi.

After the group photo was over, Randall walked across to Gerrard again, exchanged team flags with him, and then guessed coins.

He was an expert at guessing coins, so he used to despise Shearer's skills, but this time he still won against Gerrard, and they kicked off first.

"Randall, is this going to be a match I'll never forget?" Gerrard asked as he parted with Randall in a hug.

Randall saw this prematurely aging guy with countless creases on his head, and it was hard not to be moved by what he saw in his eyes at the moment, all of which turned into a smile, he patted Gerrard on the shoulder hard, "This is me It's your first serious match, Steven."

"Randall continues to use the 433 lineup today, the goalkeeper is still the Costa Rican teenager Navas; from left to right are Capdevila, Ameobi, Nesta, Ramech; the midfielder is Modri Qi, Ballack, the new England international Hargreaves who joined this season; Owen, Torres and Li Xian in the frontcourt!"

"Liverpool's lineup today is a bit beyond my imagination, because Benitez sent a lineup of 532. We all know that Benitez is a Spanish coach. In my memory, although Benitez often likes to use some unexpected lineups, But it is the first time to use 532. The goalkeeper is the Spaniard Reina, who played very well last season!"

"There are also some changes in the rear from last season. The left back Riise and the center back are the Slovakian player Skotel. He just joined Liverpool this season at a price of 900 million euros. He is partnered with Red Army vice-captain Carragher , and Agger. Finnan is still at right back."

"The midfield is Alonso, Gerrard and Mascherano."

"The forwards are Berbat and Dirk."

Although Randall's pre-match mobilization in the locker room was simple and rough, it was not arrogant. They were too familiar with Liverpool, to the point where they could skip the nonsense and stab each other directly.

Liverpool has also had a lot of changes this season, and the biggest signing is Berbatov.

After missing Torres, Benitez's first choice was actually David Villa, but Valencia's price was lower than Tottenham's black shop, so the Bulgarian became the first choice of Master Bei who was short of money.

But for Randall, Berba may be more suitable for Liverpool than David Villa.

As we all know, Master Bei is a master tactician, and his ability to watch dishes may not be as good as the famous tinker Ranieri, and Ancelotti, who the boss can use whoever he gives.But the current life in Liverpool is also stretched. Master Bei can hardly cook without rice all day long, and the skills of this side dish are also first-class.

As for Berbatov, he is so handsome!The ball is also played really smartly!

According to the principle of "there are only wrong names and no wrong nicknames", Beiba is called "Brother Xiaosha", so he has real skills.

In history, Beba, who had aspirations to be a Red Devil and regarded himself as a famous Red Devil after retiring, left the Dream Theater sadly not because of his ability, but because of the system——

The reason why Beba is called the handsome brother is because after a game, his hairstyle is not messy, and he didn't even sweat!Although the latter is a bit exaggerated, counting the famous walking forwards in football, Berbat is not only on the list, but also firmly in the top three, competing with Ronaldinho and Messi!Compete with "Fudo Myo" Ikadir!

And Manchester United's system pays the most attention to running without the ball, which also laid the most solid foundation for Cristiano and Messi to compete for the king in the future.Berba runs less and is not the top card. It is impossible for Ferguson to tailor a tactical system for him, which is why he lost to Maicheng.Now here is Liverpool, with Gerrard and Alonso behind, no matter how lazy to run, you can feed the ball until he vomits!

Sometimes history changes, and sometimes the things you expect... still happen!

Benitez still took a fancy to Barry and wanted to sell Alonso-in fact, speaking carefully, Randall still has a share of the blame!Who made Randall, the newly-baked double crown coach, also take a fancy to Barry?Strictly speaking, Randall is much more comfortable than Master Bay, because he has to choose one of the two England internationals, Barry and Hargreaves.

In the end, Randall chose Haag, and although Barry wanted to transfer to Liverpool, Villa did not want to let the captain leave. What to do, of course, we can only give up Barry and continue to use Alonso.

Knowing the damage to Long Ge's heart, it's not that Landauer didn't think about attacking Long Ge in advance, but the chance of success is not very high--Alonso is very rational when he is rational, and he pays special attention to fans when he is emotional. Feel the player.

So he mixed in the society, joined the army, joined the royal family, and finally became a benevolent...

From his debut in La Liga, to the Premier League, then back to La Liga, and finally to the Bundesliga.

He tries not to choose a rival team, or to add trouble to his predecessor. As for Real Madrid, a second-time player in La Liga-a Spanish player, how many can resist the attraction of Real Madrid or Barcelona?Just like Bundesliga players, it makes sense how many can reject Bayern.

Of course, Randall felt that with Brother Long's rationality, the biggest reason why he didn't choose Magpie might be that their defense was about to explode when they were crowded...

The season hasn't started yet, and Randall doesn't want to think about it so much.But this does not prevent him from wanting to have a good fight with Brother Long and Brother Xiao Ma in this game!

Mascherano, as a player who jumped from Newcastle to Liverpool, is different from his other compatriot Milito. Randall took the initiative to sell him. He took the initiative to change jobs, and he also jumped three times a year. Although the Magpies fans will not treat him He booed him (as if he felt that he was not qualified enough), and he would not be like the way he was with Milito, no matter how bitter his heart was, there would always be applause.

The fans regarded him as a passer-by. He hesitated a little while shaking hands with Randall before the game, but chose to hug him. At this moment, Randall not far away swept him first, and then swept A little behind him. Long Suo, then smiled sweetly, which made his heart tremble, and then sighed.

Come on, come on, it's not like he hasn't experienced it, at most it's a bit embarrassing...

But who is not ashamed in front of Randall?

Brother Xiao Ma has done a good job of mental construction, and Torres has already kicked off for the Magpie!

Although only three training sessions have been arranged in the past few days, Torres still has an understanding of Newcastle's favorite offensive routines-fast, fast, fast!

So Toniu, who was a little confident in her speed, did not return the pass after the kick-off, but unexpectedly took a few steps first, and then knocked the ball directly to the right.

He is mainly practicing passing the ball these days, not because of his unique style of play. In fact, he sent many assists for Aguero last season.He is mainly to integrate into the team. In Atletico Madrid, he is the squad captain. In the Magpies, he has to consider whether his two forward partners like him-that is the No. 1 Irving in England, and Jean Randall [-] million pounds Messi!

Toniu practiced for a few days, but although her footwork was a bit rough, it was accurately delivered to Randall's feet.

The moment Randall caught the ball, the stadium was chanting his name.Randall had already blocked all the noise around him when he was playing football. He couldn't hear anything except the voices of his teammates and the referee's whistle.

With a hook of his ankle, he dexterously unloaded the ball. He was wearing the new umbrospeciali series of boots designed by Umbro that Irving personally delivered to him 2 hours before the start of the game!

Umbrospeciali's new boots continue Umbro's consistent retro design, and still use kangaroo leather, with full toe caps and traditional big tongues. Umbro's deepest love for Landauer is not reflected in these traditions, but in the In terms of color matching - it is no longer the classic black and white back-shaped logo, but has become white and gold, plus the panda on the big tongue, which complements Newcastle's home jersey this season.

Randall liked this pair of shoes very much after he got on his feet. Adidas also customized the Assassin series boots for him before. They are very light, but the lightness brought by the new technology fabric and the comfort brought by the leather are quite different.

I like.

Randall felt the love for it after wearing it, and at this moment he understood why Owen has always been in love with this series, maybe not just because he is the spokesperson; he also understood why Cross has always loved Adidas' Xiaobai Shoes Adidasadipure11pro.

The moment he stopped the ball while running fast wearing these new boots, Randall has already ushered in the two-man defense of Riise and Alonso. Seeing their two running positions, Randall Not only did he not slow down, but he ran to the extreme.

He may not be the fastest player, his initial speed is only 96, but his dribbling speed is 100, which means that his dribbling speed theoretically exceeds his own running speed, although this is a Speed ​​is faster than off the ball is a false proposition

Today's weather is not good, and the pasture is watered a bit too much. This is what he has mastered during the warm-up. At this moment, these external factors and his two opponents not far away have not brought him the slightest obstacle. He just passed Alonso calmly with a typical Messi-style high-speed change of direction. It was even just a moment when many fans habitually blinked, and Alonso was left in place!

Alonso's next reaction was even more shocking. The Spanish midfielder seemed to know that he could not defend Randall. Going to catch up with Randall seems to hope to catch up with him with inertia and bring him to the ground!

This is also an experience. His teammate Norwegian Riise also has the same experience. He did not expect Alonso to assist him in completing the task of double-teaming Randall. He turned around and ran towards his own goal, but he left a certain amount of energy, hoping to cut Randall inside ahead of time through his running position, so that he and his upcoming teammate Skotel, who were chasing Alonso completes the defensive task again!

Randall glanced at him appreciatively, and the next second he had cut in early!

Skotel defended cautiously. He was warned by Carragher several times before the game not to make mistakes. He must defend Randall as a combination of Maradona and Pele. He did give Randall the ball. Wang treated him well, but in less than a second, he found out painfully that he was an idiot!

While chasing, he thought painfully——

How did he do it?How did he manage to let me grab the ball on purpose, hook it off my feet, and almost manage to bump me into Riise in less than a second?

His pain is Messi's ultimate enjoyment!

Messi is still sitting in his VIP seat, his eyes are only on Randall after the inside cut, he even knows what kind of shot Randall will choose in the next second——

Make a head-on breakthrough between Carragher and Agger, or cheat Agger slightly to the left, and shoot!

In the next second, he will actually experience the exhilaration of playing real FIFA!

Randall pretended to want to break through and shoot from between the two central defenders Agger and Carragher, but in a few tenths of a second, Randall picked between the embarrassed Agger's calf and pierced Agger. My school gate shot through the net at the same time!

Rainer: (┳＿┳)

What can he say!He has every precaution, can he prevent Randall from wearing Agger?

f*ck! ! !

After scoring the goal, Randall showed a reserved smile, and then opened his hands to embrace a large number of disciples who couldn't wait to celebrate with him. Even Ameobi, a big black man, ran across halftime to celebrate with him.

After the celebration, Randall accurately found the stand where Messi was in the stands of tens of thousands of people, then hooked the corners of his lips, raised his hands, and made a gesture that Messi should like——

Raise your hands high, index finger pointing to the sky.

Randall felt that this movement might not be easy to recognize. After all, a certain Brazilian rabbit also had this signature movement, so he made a mouth shape—"leo."

This celebration should be given to him the cutest Leo.