Girl, please don't flirt

Ordinary people always say that ghosts want to marry a daughter to the King of Hades.

Therefore, Hades swallowed a lot of sulking, and finally married his daughter after living for hundreds of years, but the one who married was not a ghost, but an immortal, an unnamed loose immortal.

Meng Po Ajiu left the house full of ghosts waiting to be fed, and ran to Yan Wang's mansion to drink a glass of wedding wine, but Yama was stingy after all, and there was no good wine. A ghost messenger threw Ajiu out of Yama's mansion.

The Yan Lords of the Ten Palaces are not easy to get along with. Except for the little problem of being stingy, King Yama is very good in other things.Before Ah Jiu was thrown out, she abducted a jug of wine from the bride's room. Although it was unreasonable, it was the King Yama's fault for going by himself. If he had been more generous, she would not have abducted it.

When she was leaving the mansion, she happened to meet King Qin Guang. Ah Jiu smiled and hid the jug in her sleeve. She just let the ghosts hang out for an hour. How could she meet this ancestor who was so difficult to get along with? .

King Qin Guang is in charge of the life and death of mortals in the world, and by the way, whether those people live long, gods live long, and mortals live short.When she met those ghosts, they always resented her desperately. In fact, she was only in charge of making soup and didn't care about anything else. She was really wronged.

The road is facing the sky, each side walks, the premise is to say hello first.Ah Jiu slipped his hand so desperately that the jug suddenly revealed its head, showing the strange expression on King Qin Guang's face, he stroked his beard and sighed: "It seems that Po Meng has been thrown out again."

It's weird, Ah Jiu saw that he was not annoyed, so he ran away.

When I got back to Mengpo Village, it was already overcrowded, no, there were no living people in the underworld, it must be overcrowded with ghosts.

Granny Meng originally looked like an old woman, but the eighth Granny Meng died too early, her soul was scattered, and there was no scum left. Therefore, when Ah Jiu took over, she was only four or five hundred years old after careful calculation, and she was young and beautiful. The appearance, Lord Yan of the Ten Palaces couldn't see Po Meng's beauty, so Qi Qi came up with a bad idea and gave Ah Jiu a piece of clothing to wear every day, turning into a white-haired old woman, so angry that Ah Jiu hadn't looked in the mirror for more than [-] years .

What's even more exasperating is that there are always beautiful little girls who call her affectionately: "Old woman... old woman..."

Ah Jiu often rolls her eyes with anger, but fortunately she knows that she has lived for hundreds of years, so she doesn't have the same knowledge as a little girl who is dozens of years old.

When a strong man comes to beg for soup, she will always add half a bowl, because she is afraid that people will not forget the mortal past, and when they pass Meng Po Zhuang, she will not be able to beat her; , It's not easy to make soup, don't waste it.

Most of the handsome, white-faced teenagers had bad luck. When they passed through Meng Po's village, they were trembling. I felt sorry for them. Ajiu was afraid that their eyes would hurt, so she kindly reminded them: "Meng Po has broken sleeves, and I don't like Xiao Lang."

The annoying thing is that as soon as the words fell to the ground, a few young ladies rushed in immediately, with jade-like complexion and bright teeth, Ah Jiu's eyes lit up immediately.But there was sand in her eyes, and she couldn't see people clearly for several days, Xu Shi annoyed several Yan Jun again, and secretly punished her.

Her Ajiu has wandered here and there for hundreds of years in the underworld, but most of the days her eyes are covered with sand, and there is no greenery in the underworld for eight hundred miles. She wonders if the bull head and horse face will bring back a few seeds in the mortal world, so that they can be planted. Put up a few trees, so that she won't lose her eyes every day, and it will be inconvenient to make soup.

The bull head and the horse face got an errand, so they naturally did their best, but after a few days, the flower seeds were not brought back, but a woman was brought back, riding the clouds and riding the wind, surrounded by fairy spirit, and the eyebrows in the distant mountains were really beautiful.

Ah Jiu's eyes fell ill again.

Po Meng fell ill and there was no cure.

Ghost messengers like Niutoumamian feel guilty of this door god, and dare not show up for a long time, so they only ask the new ghost messenger to call Qingsheng to hand over the various seeds they found in the mortal world to Ah Jiu.

When Ah Jiu first heard the name, she didn't quite understand the meaning of the name.Qing Sheng Qing Sheng, the combination of animals and animals?When meeting someone for the first time, it was not easy to ask, Ah Jiu silently wrote down this question, and asked it again after a hundred years or so. Ordinary people always say that learning should be learned from time to time, so don't be ashamed to ask.

Even though she is hundreds of years older than Qingsheng, she can be regarded as a teacher to ask for advice.

There are not many things in Mengpo Village, but there are many evil spirits, and countless of them come every day.The world is yang, and the underworld is yin. They say they don't like this place, but they don't want to leave. Most of them will go to hell to receive punishment, so they don't want to leave. Granny Meng has nothing to entertain, only a bowl of soup.

Love, hate, infatuation, resentment and sorrow, a bowl of soup will make you smile.

An infatuated ghost with deep roots, if one bowl of soup is not enough, two bowls of soup will always be forgotten.

It's just that after Ah Jiu was tortured by Qingsheng recently, she looked at everyone with a three-pointed color. There was a little lady who drank a few more bowls of soup and refused to leave. She was annoyed and kicked him across the Naihe Bridge, muttering : "Soup also costs money, drink it as soon as you drink it, this is not an inn..."

Before he finished talking, he turned his head and saw the damn Guicha Qingsheng again, with a black robe and white skin, his eyes were like autumn water, his expression was like heavenly water, without a trace of rippling, and his face was so high that Granny Meng's originally unattractive face became serious again. A little bit, "Qing Sheng, Qing Sheng, what are you doing all the time, instead of going to people to catch ghosts, you ran so diligently to me."

Alas, her eyes probably won't get better in about a hundred years.

The tone was so helpless, Qingsheng pretended she hadn't heard of it, and when she stretched out her hand, a black bag appeared in the air, which contained flower seeds brought from the world, and threw it to her, saying: "Didn't your ex tell you? A red flower."

Ah Jiu rolled her eyes: "I plant green leaves."

Qingsheng: "..."

Ah Jiu said again: "I don't have a predecessor, don't slander me, the eighth Granny Meng died too quickly, I didn't have time to explain her last words, even Po Meng's soup was created by myself, and the memory of those ghosts I drank is even clearer. "

She flipped through the seeds, sniffed them on the tip of her nose, and said with disgust: "This kind of seed is so ugly, Qingsheng, why don't you use stones to fool me, I want the best-looking one in the world."

"This is a peony in the world, and its beauty can be seen when it blooms." Qingsheng folded her arms and looked at Ah Jiu like an old woman in the country who had never seen the world.

Ah Jiu had a headache, she raised her eyes to look at Qingsheng again, her thin red lips and glamorous color were truly alluring, she pursed the corners of her lips, her eyes hurt again...

She hastily closed her eyes, and said indiscriminately: "Peony flowers are not pretty, you go and bring green flowers, it's good for your eyes."

The red lips dangled back and forth in front of her eyes, Ah Jiu felt infinitely melancholy.

"There are only green leaves in the world, but no green flowers." Qingsheng didn't eat oil and salt, and her cold starry eyes fell on the eight hundred miles of Huangquan.

The beauty is melancholy, it should be a lovely and pitiful look. Ah Jiu has seen many little girls who cried pear blossoms and rain these years, and even tugged at her sleeves to see her husband again. Qin Beast, oh no, is it Qingsheng who is also sentimental and sad?

As she was muttering, another little lady came, with a red mark on her neck, probably from a hanged ghost, but fortunately she didn't stick out her tongue, so it wasn't scary.While weeping, his complexion was flooded, and he couldn't help himself.Ah Jiu kindly handed over a bowl of soup, and signaled her to drink it quickly, and to reincarnate quickly, forgetting about the wicked people in the world.

The little lady was still crying, with slender wrists, holding the soup, crying: "Old lady, can... can I not drink..."

Qingsheng looked numb and didn't move.

Ah Jiu's eyes were narrowed into a slit, her feet hurt from being stepped on, her eyes hurt again, she was really weak, and said: "I can't, if you cry again, I'll have someone lock your lover here."

The little lady cried even harder, Ah Jiu frowned, she was already used to this situation.She continued to squint her eyes and waited for the little lady to cry. If she had no strength to cry, she should face the reality. This IQ is really not high. No wonder the cannon fodder female supporting role died early.

Qingsheng couldn't take it anymore, after listening for a while, she stepped forward and grabbed the little lady's chin, raised her hand and poured the Meng Po soup in, and waved her sleeves to send the little lady across the Naihe Bridge. After a black shadow, the crying little lady disappeared for a moment .

Ah Jiu couldn't squint her eyes anymore, and exclaimed, "This will be punished by God."

"God's scourge is coming down, Lord Yan of the Ten Palaces will stand in your way, and your little Po Meng doesn't have to go through the scourge of heaven." While speaking, Qingsheng opened her eyes calmly, her long eyebrows stretched out, and she was restrained. Ah Jiu couldn't help but sigh Have a look.

Just take one more look, the beauty is seductive, but it's a pity that the eyes hurt again... This beauty is poisonous!

So, Ah Jiugai stared at the gradually dissipating black shadow, and secretly prayed for Yan Jun of the Ten Temples, God damned God, remember that if you come down, you must go to them first, they have rights, they have mana, and they have land It's not like my little Mengpo village, which is full of yellow sand, which blinds my eyes every day, which is quite uncomfortable.

Qingsheng went to the world to hunt ghosts again. For some reason, the evil spirits in the underworld always like to run out. When Ah Jiu was making soup, she was talking about what is good in the world, life, old age, sickness and death, love and hatred, and when she was distracted, she was killed by her enemies. If it is wiped out, the underworld is so good, no one has used the knife, although it is a bit deserted, it can live a long life.

Those flower seeds were sprinkled in the yellow spring, but the yellow sand was covered layer after layer, nowhere did the seeds emerge, not to mention red flowers, not even a black leaf could be seen, it was just weird.

The underworld is different from the human world, one yin and one yang, and extremely cold. It is about half a point better than Abi Hell. If the yin and yang are half a point reconciled, it is not bad. Ah Jiu kept talking about peonies blooming every day, and felt heartbroken after a long time.

Most of the dead things in Mengpo's village were passed down from the previous generation of Mengpo, and it is said that she was also abducted.Ajiu also learned to cheat a jade piano from Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva.

The whole body of the qin is jasper, and the streamlines are smooth. Ah Jiu doesn't know how to play the qin, so he plucks it twice from time to time. After the ghosts heard about it, they couldn't stand the torture. They drank the soup faster than the ghosts who were eager to reincarnate before, and put down the bowl Just run away, there is no need for Ah Jiu to urge you.

After a long time, Ah Jiu borrowed the qin score in the world from Niutou Mamian, and learned it decently for a few years. The ghost was like the wind blowing in his ears, and the Qin Ling couldn't stand it. She doesn't want to learn anymore, she really can't pretend to be deaf and dumb, it's too ugly.

Ah Jiu was bored for three days, looking for some fun to entertain, but he didn't think there was a qin spirit hidden in the jade qin.She was a little sleepy, but was awakened by Qin Ling, and yawned. Qin Ling was as beautiful as a flower, with long legs and thin waist, and she looked like a fairy in a painting. She looked at her again, but her eyes didn't hurt.

So she kept Qin Ling and named it Yun Shen. There was a saying that Yun Shen didn't know where to go, so she thought it sounded good, so she decided to name it.Nothing to do, let Yun Shen play a song.

There is only one house on Huangquan Road, which is Meng Pozhuang.There are tables, chairs, benches and beds in the room. Although the sparrow is small, it has all the internal organs.

Just as she climbed onto the table on all fours, the door of Meng Pozhuang was pushed open, and the visitor approached slowly. The black robe that had not been changed for several years, the jade hairpin hair, the hem of the clothes slightly brought a cool breeze, the jade face and red lips, the lotus Step lightly.

Ah Jiu was stunned, feeling that Qingsheng was stepping on her heart with every step, and jumped a few times.She blinked, trying to avoid the pain in her eyes to look a few more times, she swallowed hard, and when she resisted turning her head, Qingsheng fell to the ground with a thud, unconscious.

Just now he was walking like a tiger and a tiger, and he fell down no matter what he said.

I was so shocked that the dead creatures in the room were about to transform into shapes, and I came out to see the new No. [-] beauty in the underworld.Ah Jiu remembered that before Qingsheng came to the underworld, the first beauty was the daughter of King Yama, who married a foolish Sanxian and went to the heaven to have a good time.

Ah Jiu climbed down from the table, her hot heart went cold, she looked at Qing Sheng who fell to the ground, her eyes were far-reaching like an exile's.This man was so good-looking that he could look like a painting in his sleep. It was a pity to end up in the underworld, and Ah Jiu felt sorry for him.

She fell down for no reason, she must have been injured, probably when she was hunting ghosts, she couldn't fight the evil ghosts.

Ah Jiu thought about it and sighed, the fate of the ghost messenger is not a good one, and I don't know who offended anyone to pick up such a miserable job.She was born out of a rock, blessed by nature, her spiritual sense is clearer than ordinary people, her body is strong and has never been injured, it is really troublesome to see someone injured for the first time and not know where the injury is.

Looking at Qingsheng's body with a splitting headache, Yun Shen ran over to join in the fun, his eyes glistening, and sighed: "She has a fairy aura in her body, and you can actually see ghost messengers with a fairy aura in the underworld."

Yun Shen has followed Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva for thousands of years and knows more about nature than Meng Po.The dead things in the room were a little restless, and Ah Jiu couldn't understand it, but at this time her eyes didn't hurt anymore, she stepped forward and pinched a lock of Qingsheng's hair, trying to take off her clothes to see if there were any scars on her body, so as to heal the wound, right? .

When he thought about it, he did it, and when his hand reached his collar, the dead things were even more eager to move. Ah Jiu naturally attributed these dead things to "lecherous people", the scorched stone that was cheated by King Chu Guang to put the table, A pen for display from the judge, and a half-walled screen coaxed from Black and White Wuchang to shelter from the wind and sand, all of them have spiritual consciousness after a long time, and it is not enough to spy on her every day, but at this time they are so excited and lustful. forgive.

Ah Jiu waved his hand, and several spiritual lights sealed their eyes, let you see, after closing the spiritual consciousness, let's be dead.

Since then, Zhuang Nei suddenly became quiet. Ajiu went over and sniffed his nose.Blinking again, I saw Qingsheng's lips that had lost their blood color, which was not as good-looking as it was a few days ago.She is very weak at this time, but it looks like the fragrance and softness are just right, why don't you eat it and see.

She forgot one thing, there is Qin Ling Yunshen in Po Meng's village, she is staring at Po Meng dumbfounded, remembering what she often said to ghosts: "Po Meng cuts off her sleeves, I don't like the young gentleman."

So this is liking little girls?Yun Shen watched Ajiu's nose openly, moved it inch by inch, and finally touched Qingsheng's nose, she covered her eyes shyly, Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva was pure-hearted, when had she ever seen such a beautiful scene.

The author has something to say: Granny Meng is only doing troubles and not chasing ghosts.

Ah Jiu urgently needs an antidote.

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