[comprehensive] flower tone girl

——So, why do I have to wear a maid outfit as a man?

Saiki Kusuo was wearing his pajamas, sitting cross-legged on the bed, with his hands on his knees, sitting like an old monk, staring solemnly at the wine red and white long maid outfit spread out on the quilt in front of him, struggling fiercely in his heart.

[Forget about Kishi and the others, they are just ordinary people after all. ]

[If, as a psychic who can use the ability of "gender conversion", I still allow myself to act like a transvestite, what is the difference between that and a pervert? ]

[So where is my sister's obsession with her "Sister Nanzi"?She is obviously a cute little girl, why do I prefer girls with limp bodies and chests to handsome boys? ]

[No, Xiaohuayin is definitely not Lily, that's for sure. ]

[Sure enough, is it because there are too few reliable female elders around? ]

Saiki Kusuo lifted the blanket and lay down, the maid outfit automatically floated up, folded neatly in the air, and landed firmly on the stool.

Well, for the sake of handmade coffee pudding that has been fed for so many years, it’s okay to satisfy my sister’s wish once in a while.

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In the same room, Takashi Natsume and Osamu Dazai, who were wearing the same white yukata, knelt and sat face to face, and the atmosphere was extremely dignified.

Next to it is the Lion King who has folded the quilt and stuffed it into the cabinet.The boy with long blond hair lazily took out a wooden comb to tie his hair well, and looked at the two sets of women's clothing in front of the two cohabitants from the corner of his eyes.

"Do you want Huayin to put it on for you when she comes later?" The Lion King moved his body, took out his school uniform from the closet, untied his belt and began to change clothes, "Isn't it just women's clothes, men? Always be brave enough to try.”

"Why don't you try it too?" Osamu Dazai looked serious and even used honorifics.

"Oh, I'm not human." The Lion King was indifferent.

Natsume Takashi's straight waist suddenly collapsed forward.He hugged his khaki and white set of soft clothes full of lace trim and lining, and fell into the chestnut brown long straight wig with a blank expression: "I, the first time..."

Osamu Dazai picked up the black and white long skirt and long black curly wig in front of him, and dropped a pair of black boots and various accessories with a clatter.

"Well, it's quite interesting." The young man seemed to be mentally prepared, squinted his eyes and smiled, picked up his clothes without hesitation and went to his own small room next door.

The Lion King knelt down and patted Natsume on the shoulder, and left in a considerate manner.

This is actually... the first time Dazai Osamu wears women's clothing.

The pretty dress reminded him of something not so good.

Such as Alice, such as Mori Ogai.

In fact, normal people always have some parents who like to take pictures of boys wearing skirts when they are young to leave a dark history.But fortunately, his former adopter was not a normal person with bad taste, but a black market doctor with bad taste who abided by the basic principles of a qualified lolicon, and had no expectations for himself other than being used——

If it was really a small skirt put on by that BOSS, Osamu Dazai felt that he would probably die of nausea on the spot.

But now... he thought it was interesting.

What's more, he is also quite interested in Huayin's circle of friends.

See who is around her?

Natsume Takashi, an onmyoji apprentice who is said to have strong spiritual power and high talent; Sawada Tsunayoshi, the world's number one black hand who can turn the legendary flame out of ice in less than two months of special training The heir of the party family; the second elder brother of the Saiki family, Kusuo Saiki, who is suspected of using teleportation to eat and eat; the Lion King, Akita Fujishiro, the Shenki family, etc.—all kinds of powerful swordsmen with self-awareness and existence value Lost gods.

Without the owner's permission, Qi Mu's house cannot be entered even with a key.When Osamu Dazai was flipping through the amazing materials in that small study, he realized that the value of this girl cannot be touched by the exchange of interests between people.

The smartest way is to simply become "friends" with her.

Once her exquisite heart that seems to see through everything can accept your kindness and sincere friendship from the heart, she will treat you frankly and tenderly, and give you the confidence to rest at ease or enjoy life happily.

At the same time, you have to accept her sudden willfulness and mischief.And this is her nature and privilege as a girl, which makes you feel depressed and cute at the same time.

So, it’s just a maid outfit——

Osamu Dazai took out his mobile phone with a blank expression, and began to search whether women's corsets have any adverse effects on a pure man like him...

Oh, except on a psychological level.

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"Yo~ Natsume-san, are you dressed—"

The voice of Dazai Osamu, who was stepping on black lace-up boots, was full of joy and excitement.

He stepped into Natsume Takashi's room with exaggerated dance steps and whirling, his waist-length curly black hair and the wide hem of the long skirt fluttered in the air with his movements.As long as you don't look at the handsome face that represents a man, and the height of nearly 1.8 meters, Natsume Takashi who is entangled with the ribbon on the side of the skirt can't find any sense of disobedience!

"Ah la la, Natsume's movements are really slow." Dazai Osamu bent his eyes, and his whole body exudes a sense of letting go of himself, "Come on, let Dazai teacher help you—"

"Wait, wait a minute..."

"It's so stupid, I'm wearing it wrong here. Do it again!"

"Hey hey—why are you so proficient Dazai-sensei!"

"You will understand after wearing it once! Sure enough, a man's life is incomplete without experiencing women's clothing! Who thought of this idea? It's really great!"

"Teacher Dazai...you go and look in the mirror, your expression is completely ruined—oh! So tight—qaq!"

When the Huayin tape's breakfast appeared, it was a bit inconceivable to see the two "big ladies" sitting at the table in a dignified and elegant manner, sipping milk and drinking.

"Ah, good morning, Xiaohuayin." The black-haired "Sister Yu" greeted with a smile.

"Good morning..." Natsume Takashi greeted the direction next to Hanon with a dazed expression, as if he was in the process of reorganizing the three views.

Huayin: ...

In the end what happened?

She had already prepared to cancel this kind of joking prank request when the two big men in her family resisted fiercely.

But now it seems that one of the two people accepts the good aura and cheerfulness, and the whole body is almost bursting with joyful little flowers, and the other seems to have entered a wonderful philosophical time and is engaged in a fierce internal debate between the self and the id...

What kind of shit is this?

——The inner world of men is really difficult to understand.

Wearing a pink and tender lo skirt and white stockings, Huayin couldn't help but sigh inwardly.

Then took out the phone.

-

They made an appointment to meet at a cat cafe at the entrance of Akihabara Electric Town at 09:30.

The cat-ear girl and the well-behaved cats make the business of this cafe extremely hot.

Kagome Higurashi is wearing a red and white shrine maiden costume, sitting cramped in a specially separated large ring-shaped booth and licking cats; Bui Doma is dressed in UMR style, and she is already a little famous in the Two-dimensional circle; then there are casual clothes Shizuku Mizutani and Hanabi Yasakuka, and a paralyzed girl in a burgundy maid outfit——

"Sister Nanzi!"

Huayin's eyes lit up, and she jumped over happily.

Osamu Dazai and Takashi Natsume, wearing white masks and black sunglasses, walked over calmly.

"Eh? You really know him?" Kagome blinked.

[I'm Kusuko Saiki, Kusuo Saiki's cousin, come here instead of him, it's totally fine to treat me as him. 】

Qi Munanzi let her sister hug and rub, and said with her mouth closed.

"Wow, Huayin, your second brother is really cunning!"

"Well, I'm very happy to see Sister Nanzi..." The beautiful girl in the lo skirt happily hugged her "sister" like a koala and replied with a vague smile.

Kagome: ...

Xiao Bu twitched the corner of his mouth: "It seems that you are really happy...then who are these two?"

Natsume Takashi calmly took off his sunglasses, and sat down helplessly: "It's me, this is Miss Dazai who is currently living with me."

"Hello, please let me join the girls' party!"

Dazai Osamu's voice was sweet and greasy, which was extremely strange.

It's almost like getting goosebumps.

Takashi Natsume dares to assure that this unscrupulous teacher who is not inferior to Hanon in terms of bad taste is finding new fun and enjoys it.

In a sense, it's really great.

Several people ordered drinks and desserts. Osamu Dazai maintained the state of "I just don't take off my sunglasses and mask", and chatted with these little girls one after another, and quickly turned Hanon's circle of friends to the bottom upside down.

"Speaking of which, I didn't expect you, Kishi, to be wearing a maid outfit." Hanabi bit the straw a little embarrassed, "Actually, I just said it casually..."

Xiao Bu also chuckled: "Me too...but Kagome and Huayin are both awesome!"

Kagome froze in place as if struck by lightning.After a long time, she covered her face: "Why on earth should I hold back the shame and run out in this outfit qaq?"

Huayin swayed slightly, and quickly regained the forceful look that a lo girl should have: "I see. But even if it's a joke, if it can make Xiaobu and Huahuo happy, it's okay."

"Wow, Xiaohuayin!" Huahuo and Xiaobu quickly bypassed the obstacle and rushed forward.

The three boys here: ...

"Also, even according to the regulations, girls don't have to wear maid outfits, right?" Mizutani Shizuku glanced at Qi Munanzi and complained in a low voice.

Saiki Kusuo, who deliberately used the superpower of sexual transformation just to wear the maid outfit given by his sister: ...

Qi Shen: Forget it, this kind of thing happens occasionally.After all, Huayin has always been used to go all out in the face of friends' requests.

Kanon: Well, since the women's clothing incident has already happened, let me take a photo to preserve the good memory!

The smile is gradually dying.jpg

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After returning home in the setting sun, among the three people carrying big bags and small bags, only Takashi Natsume collapsed under the burden of shopping and women's clothing.

"Sure enough, I still have to exercise, Takashi." Kanon Takashi picked up his loveless and helpless friend and disciple and sent him back to the bedroom. Organize today's loot in the common room.

Osamu Dazai had a great time with the cute little girls today.

It's just that I didn't show my face and didn't eat during the whole process, so I was a little hungry.

"Xiao Huayin, I know, you are not an ordinary person." The young man stroked the soft yellow chicken pillow he caught in the claw machine, his expression was extremely gentle, "You don't think... those friends of yours... Is it your weakness?"

The girl knelt on the tatami, lowered her head and neatly stacked the newly purchased game discs into the storage box.

"If you don't have weaknesses, you can't become strong."

She looked up.

"One cannot live in this world without concern."

"If we are only afraid of losing something one day and shrink back, then in this short life, what meaning and value do we have?"

"Whether I love this world, yearn for family and friendship, keep getting stronger in order to protect, and demand myself more strictly... These are what I desire in my heart, support me to live, and enable me to live well motivation."

"So I am very satisfied, I don't feel tired, but I enjoy every day of my existence."

Huayin stretched out her hand to the young man in front of her, and looked at him seriously and gently.

"What do you really want in your heart, Dazai-sensei?"

"Have I held onto you in this world who yearn for the next world, Dazai-sensei?"

Osamu Dazai froze in place.

Under the gaze of such clear eyes, he couldn't move for a while.

The girl chuckled helplessly, and was about to take back her hand.

—Probably not yet.

The young man grabbed that tender hand violently.

——It's like holding a tough spider's silk in haste.

"Ah, for now... right?"

He lowered his eyes and replied like this.

How stupid it is to take the initiative to add weaknesses and handles to yourself, and to give sincerity and trust.

He was terrified in the dark.

I have seen too many faces of those who were implicated in death because of so-called family and friends, or betrayed their trust and survived.

In a world of violence and bloodshed, there is no reason for him to live.

"The side that saves people", must there be?

As long as there are dark desires in the human heart, darkness will follow everywhere.

At least, it would be better that way - Oda Saku said.

The young man held the girl's hand tightly with both hands, and pressed it against his forehead.

This is a clumsy and stubborn girl who uses all her intelligence and talent to walk on the "right" path.

Just like the scorching heat of the sun he felt during the cherry blossom season in April, her light was never dazzling or dim.Warm, bright and firm.

And he was once a man who was abandoned by "correctness".

"If, I mean if..." Osamu Dazai didn't dare to look up at the girl, he bent down, and asked a sharp question in a low voice, "If someone kills all your friends because of you, Killed... what are you going to do?"

"If it's fate, then there's nothing I can do."

Kanon's voice was beyond all his expectations, very calm.

"The only thing I can't resist, no matter how hard I try, is to go against fate."

She smiled softly, looked over the young man's head and looked into the distance, as if praying for the most beautiful thing.

"It's fine if it's an accident."

"Going to the poor and falling to the underworld, I can always find a way to solve it."

The young man raised his head in astonishment and sat up straight.

"You actually believe in fate?" Osamu Dazai opened his eyes wide, with a funny expression on his face, "You should be able to divination, right? Can't you avoid those disasters?"

The girl was silent for a moment.

"Dazai-sensei has also failed before, right?"

"No matter how hard you try, you can't reach it with your own strength—"

"That is your destiny."

Kanon withdrew her hand and stood up.

"But, after that, the choice comes back to you again."

"Change or remain the same, sink or make up for flaws, cringe or cry forward..."

"These choices are only for you to make."

"The reason why I believe in fate is because after despair, I will understand—"

"As long as it is not something that is forced by fate, humans can do it."

"There is no absolute good result for everything. But if because of your timidity and slack, you discard the possibility that you can achieve it with all you have..."

"Then, we can only use "fate" as an excuse for the incompetent. "

The girl in the pink and tender lo skirt sighed, walked over to Osamu Dazai and sat down.

"Although you are deeply lonely, although you are extremely smart, although your past may be full of black history and suffered a painful blow...But in essence, you are no different from other human beings, and I It makes no difference."

"If you're a coward, then take my hand—I won't be your weakness, and I won't die because of you."

"Didn't you say that you want to be a good person who helps others?"

"It's impossible not to come out from the shadow of the past, Dazai-sensei."

She raised her hand and grabbed the young man's hair and pressed the young man's head on her knee.

"Stop showing that coquettish expression, you're obviously five years older than me."

Osamu Dazai closed his eyes, letting the girl caress his soft and fluffy black hair.

"What, I don't even know when I acted like a baby, don't try to lie to me."

"Then please, old man, get up and get out of here?"

"I don't want it, a girl's knee pillow is a man's treasure!"

"What nasty things are minors talking about?"

Osamu Dazai lay on his side, leaning on the girl's lap through the white stockings and skirt, and curled up obediently.

There are many things he is good at.

It's like a vicious dog that can easily tear apart other people's vitals.

But by the girl's side, he could only wave his soft pads.

Because in her eyes, Osamu Dazai is just a young teenager.

A fragile human being who is a little bit at a loss, hasn't found the meaning of his own existence yet, needs a little support.

A person who wants to be a good person who helps others, but is still lingering in the darkness of the past——

"Do you want to die for love together, Xiao Huayin?"

"Do you have any misunderstandings about normal friendship?"

"But I can't help it, I feel that among the living people, there is no one more important than you, Xiaohuayin—"

"There are many kinds of important people. Don't mistake it for love just because you are of the opposite sex—are you a girl with a bad love brain? I met one when I was skipping class with Haizaki."

"Haisaki?"

"Well, it's a unique thing in our country..."

"Black history! Tell me!"

"It's just that the second term of middle school has been advanced... In exchange, you have to tell me about your dark history!"

"Hey! I will not betray the secrets of the organization! Although I have defected, I am also a principled traitor!"

"...Give me a filter."

"I'm perfect with the filter on... Aww!"

"I've decided, you talk about your dark history first!"

"Well, let me tell you a story about a dark dwarf, you can also call him Mr. Slug..."

"What kind of strange name is that?"

"Because slugs have no brains."

"is that so……"

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Hanano diary:

To become friends with Mr. Dazai, it really takes a certain amount of time for him to truly accept me through his own observation and judgment.

I finally have another interesting friend, happy.

Hope I didn't do anything wrong.

Mr. Dazai really yearns for a normal life, right?

What I said today, as well as the maid outfits stuffed into Kusuo, Kishi, and Mr. Dazai, now think about it...

Alas.

What a shame.

——This is called black history!

The god judge Kanon threw away the fountain pen, covered her face, and rolled silently on the tatami in Honmaru's office.