she is on top

"Didn't you hear? She is Ale." Su Luoyang repeated it with deep meaning.

How could Su Cheng not understand what she meant, but at the moment he only felt that Su Luoyang was in a daze.He felt that it was necessary to call an imperial physician to show her that the person in front of him was completely different from the former Xiao Le.Now Su Luoyang actually called 'Ale' to this person. If it wasn't hysteria, what else could it be?

Su Luoyang used to have hysteria. Although he hid it from the court officials, he couldn't hide it from Su Cheng. During that time, Su Cheng was very worried.

Even so, Su Cheng still didn't dare to refute Su Luoyang's words face to face. He was afraid that if it was indeed hysteria, his reckless refutation would stimulate the other party's consciousness.However, his attitude towards Xiao Le is not that good. In his eyes, Xiao Le is just a substitute for the emperor's confusion, and he doesn't need to show any respect to a substitute.This is probably also the bad root of the children of ancient nobles.

Although Xiao Le didn't care about these things, in Su Luoyang's view, this was intolerable.However, just when she was about to explode, Xiao Le grabbed her in time and stopped her movements with his eyes.But all of this fell into the eyes of Su Cheng, and it turned into a guilty conscience.

Although Su Luoyang has the heart to protect his lover, the current matter cannot be explained clearly in a few words. In addition, Xiao Le doesn't seem to be very willing to face Su Cheng now, so Su Luoyang has no choice but to find a reason at will, He sent off.

After Su Cheng left, Su Luoyang accompanied Xiao Le for breakfast, and then asked A Zheng to present the papers received this morning, plus the unfinished papers from yesterday, it has piled up into a hill.

Xiao Le frowned as he watched Su Luoyang's slender body sitting behind the pile of folds.Why did the ancient emperors have so many political affairs every day? When will this be approved.Besides... Su Luoyang's body is not very adapted today.

She casually picked up a booklet and opened it to read: Zou reported that Beijing, Beijing and other prefectures had the size of rain in early June.

Below is the detailed measurement data.Xiao Le took a general look, and was speechless for a while, should the emperor also write about how much rain falls?After putting down this book and opening another one, the quality of this memorial is even worse.

An excerpt from Hangzhou weaving, the content reads: Please Your Majesty the Dragon Body Shengan.

...Xiao Le was a little dizzy, and picked up another book, which was made in Hangzhou just now: Records of Sunny and Rain and the Value of Rice Grain.

There should be some normal excerpts, is it true that the busy government affairs mentioned by the empress refer to these?She went around to the other side, picked up the few notebooks that Su Luoyang had just approved, and opened them to read.

Well, Jiang Xia's eunuch handed over the booklet: Zou Bao, Jiang Xia, it's not bad for a woman to pick up money. .. There is a woman in Jiangxia who picks up money and is not ignorant. Is this kind of thing going to be reported to the emperor... Xiao Le looked down, and Su Luoyang seriously approved the reply, although only the word has been read.

Let's look at another book, the excerpt written by the Governor of Jiangzhou: Report, found two volumes of ancient books, and dedicated them to His Majesty.

Seeing this, Xiao Le's heart was full of mixed feelings, and it was hard to say.

Su Luoyang took the time to look up at her, only to see her pale and unhappy.

"It was fine just now, why are you suddenly unhappy?"

"Are all the papers you approve every day so trivial and boring?" Xiao Le said with a hint of disbelief, but seeing is believing, she hoped that all the books she accidentally read were all coincide.But how can there be such a coincidence in the world.

Thinking it was a big deal, she took the memorial in Xiao Le's hand and flipped through it, and immediately understood the reason for the depressed look on the other side's face, "There are so many memorials for peace every day, and basically half of them are memorials of this kind. It is also the kindness of the courtiers, and if it is not approved, the impact will be very bad."

With a helpless expression on his face, Su Luoyang stretched out a hand and gently pressed his temple. Obviously he was also very helpless with this phenomenon, but he couldn't find a solution for a while.

"The booklet you took just now, Jin Yunli, the prefect of Jiangxia, actually sent me the first volume of the ancient book last month. He probably went to look for it carefully later, and this month he even found the second volume. .”

Su Luoyang could not help but laugh, in fact, not only the ancient books were given away, but also everything in the booklet was given away.Like the prefect of Heyuan, because it is a border town near Nanyue, he likes to give her grapes very much.Although she has repeatedly approved not to send any more, but the other party seems to be unable to see it, and still goes its own way.

The grapes are sent according to the photos, and please take the photos.What can she do, she can't arrest all these courtiers to the capital for face-to-face criticism, right?

Xiao Le pondered for a while, thinking of the cabinet system in the Ming and Qing Dynasties, "Didn't you ever think of asking someone to approve it?"

"Do you have any good suggestions?" Since Xiao Le asked this, he must have already made up his mind.However, Su Luoyang really didn't think about such things as acting on behalf of the critics, after all, the imperial power is supreme.Reviewing memorials is the exclusive job of the emperor.

"If you choose five to ten trustworthy ministers from the court to form a cabinet, and filter the papers every day before submitting them to you, what do you think? Everyone sits together, and they can also check and balance each other. There is no such thing as concealment or non-reporting. If you were to approve it alone, how would you be able to approve it? No wonder emperors have been short-lived since ancient times. If you continue to do this for a long time, you can’t say..."

Xiao Le said that the more he thought about it, the angrier he became. You said that it would be fine if there was something urgent, but there is nothing important right now, and there are countless papers just to say hello every day.Isn't this deliberately looking for trouble for people?

If it is according to her own ideas... I really want to blacklist these people.

It's a pity that this kind of thing doesn't exist. The courtiers have good intentions. Even if you don't like it, you can't blame others.

"The method you mentioned is feasible. I will study it with Cheng'er some other day." Su Luoyang looked at Xiao Le with burning eyes, and always felt that his life was really good. Although his parents and relatives passed away one by one, he simply God also brought her a Xiao Le, so that she can still have a little warmth in this high place.

Even after he made a big mistake, he still gave her a chance to regret it. God really treated her well.

Xiao Le's brain can not only set the country but also destroy it. "But today's papers still have to be approved."

Although Xiao Le's idea seems to be feasible, if it is really confirmed, it will take some time at the earliest.Although I know that the other party loves me, but government affairs cannot be neglected, and in my position, I must naturally fulfill my duties.Su Luoyang picked up the vermilion pen, ready to continue processing the pile of memorials, but if he didn't pay attention, the vermilion pen in his hand was taken away.

When she raised her head, she only saw Xiao Le's expressionless face, which was quite displeased.

"Since that's the case, I'll be the one to approve today's papers. Didn't you say before that I'll help you review the papers?" Xiao Le's words were very domineering, and there was a feeling that no one could refute .On the contrary, Su Luoyang was very surprised. When did her family's little general become so courageous? Now he dared to take away her pen.

"Why, aren't you afraid of seeing things you shouldn't see now?" Seeing her appearance, Su Luoyang didn't want to let go of her mouth like this. She had a lazy expression, and after what happened last night, she unconsciously revealed There was a hint of flattery.

Xiao Le and her were separated by a table, seeing her like this, so he supported the table with both hands, leaned forward slightly, their faces were separated by a hand's distance, she evoked a frivolous smile, "I didn't care about anything last night." Look, are you still afraid of reading these memorials now? If His Majesty wants to chop off my head, then I will admit it."

As soon as what happened last night was mentioned, Su Luoyang couldn't help feeling a little shy, and was no longer in the mood to tease this person.

"Your mouth is poor. I'll let you approve it. I'll go to bed." Su Luoyang got up from behind the table to make room for Xiao Le.He went to the bedroom beside him.She was really sleepy, and she was tossed and tossed for half the night yesterday. Although she said she missed the morning morning this morning, she didn't sleep much.

Xiao Le looked at Su Luoyang's back with a rather smug look on his face. She just wanted him to have more time to rest. She was young and hadn't enjoyed life well, so why was she working so hard.Sometimes I really want Su Luoyang to stop being the emperor, and just belong to her alone.

However, this was just a thought, and she knew it was impossible.

After the other party's figure completely disappeared from sight, Xiao Le moved his steps, walked to the seat where the other party was sitting before, picked up the ink brush, and began to imitate Su Luoyang's handwriting, one by one, reviewing the mountains in front of him. pile of memorials.

Time passed bit by bit, Xiao Le reviewed the memorial in front of him at a glance, if there was any important event, Xiao Le would put it aside, and planned to show it to Su Luoyang later, and let her decision.

Xiao Le is still very clear about this kind of thing.After all, the matter is of great importance, and I am just a temporary worker. If I delay the important affairs of the country, wouldn't it be a waste of Su Luoyang's long-term efforts?

During the period, she saw all kinds of weird and strange booklets, not only grapes, but also mangoes to the south.It's not just that women don't hesitate to report when they pick up money, there is a man named Sun Hai who even reports the death of the abbot of a local temple, and he still sends it together with the booklet.

It turned out that what she had just seen was just the tip of the iceberg.No wonder Su Luoyang's reaction was so indifferent before, but now he must have gotten used to it.

What's even more annoying is that among these scriptures, there are still some scriptures that earnestly want to give Su Luoyang a concubine.The wording in the memorial was touching and moved people to tears.It's a pity that Su Luoyang belongs to Xiao Le.

Xiao Le snorted coldly in his heart, then threw these notes aside and ignored them.

The hill on the table was gradually bottoming out, Ah Zheng came here a few times during his time.Generally, after the emperor finished reviewing the memorials, someone would take away the reviewed papers immediately, and then reply to the ministers.

When Ah Zheng came in today, he saw that the person in the seat was not Su Luoyang, and he was shocked.

However, Xiao Le's reaction was very calm. She pointed to the part of the note that had already been reviewed.

"These can be taken away."

After all, Ah Zheng is someone who has experienced storms. After seeing such a big scene this morning, she thought that there was nothing that could surprise her again.At the moment, he held back the surprise in his heart and fulfilled his duties dutifully.

After Su Luoyang got up, Xiao Le had dinner with her, and then brought the few books that had been picked out and left unapproved to her eyes.

"Look at these few books, you need to decide for yourself."

The author has something to say: the memorial is a real thing in history

Because I saw this real historical joke before and laughed for a long time

so want to write in

Your products:

Governor of Fujian and Zhejiang: This is a native product of Taiwan called mango, dedicated to you, the emperor.

Kangxi: Got it, this kind of thing is useless, don't give it away anymore.

After a month...

Governor of Fujian and Zhejiang: This is a native product of Taiwan called mango, dedicated to you, the emperor.

Kangxi: Got it, I haven’t seen mangoes before, I wanted to, but after reading it, it seems useless, so don’t give them away in the future

Admiral of the Fujian Navy: Tell your majesty, there is a woman in Taiwan who is very good at picking up money.

Yongzheng: Read it

Hangzhou Weaving: Report to the emperor, Zhu Yigui has gathered a crowd to rise up!

Kangxi: You talk nonsense, what the hell?

In fact, the emperor is very polite in replying like this.

Because of the news from Hangzhou Weaving Report

it's old news

It was reported two months ago

Governor of Fujian and Zhejiang: Report to the emperor, there are traitors in Taiwan who have gathered to riot!

Kangxi: This matter is a bit big, and I am writing an edict of appeasement.

According to historical records

Zhu Yigui started the incident at the end of April

Governor of Fujian and Zhejiang reported in early May

In mid-June, the Qing army landed

The situation calmed down by the end of June

However, this Hangzhou Weaving Sun Wencheng

But in July, he said to the emperor, "Someone in Taiwan has gathered a crowd to raise troops."

One can imagine the emperor's mood...

Hangzhou Weaving: The abbot of Fayu Temple passed away, and a literati named Qiu Zhaoao also died some time ago.

Kangxi: You put the pleats that greeted me and this memorial in the same envelope, do you need to tidy it up?

Sun Wencheng, who was officially named Hangzhou Weaver, was not only confused

I also especially like to greet the emperor

The following is the funeral memorial he wrote to Yongzheng

Hangzhou Weaving: How are you, Your Majesty?

Yongzheng: I am fine.

Hangzhou Weaving: How are you, Your Majesty?

Yongzheng: I am fine.

Hangzhou Weaving: How are you, Your Majesty?

Yongzheng: I am fine.

…………

Hangzhou Weaving: How are you, Your Majesty?

Yongzheng: I'm fine, but I gained a little weight again.

It may be because Sun Wencheng has too many funeral memorials

The emperor is confused

such as the following

Hangzhou Weaving: This is the weather and grain price report, please have a look at it, Your Majesty.

Yongzheng: I'm fine...

The governor of Zhili is also inexplicable

What has been played

toss and turn

Governor of Zhili: This is the situation when it rained in Shuntian Prefecture, Baoding Prefecture and other places in early June.

Kangxi: It's raining everywhere, and there are too many memorials reporting rain or shine, and I've known the situation in Beijing and Beijing for a long time.

Governor of Zhili: This is the situation when it rained in Shuntian Prefecture, Baoding Prefecture and other places in early June.

Kangxi: I already replied...

Governor of Zhili: This is the situation when it rained in Shuntian Prefecture, Baoding Prefecture and other places in early June.

Kangxi: I already replied...

Governor of Zhili: This is the situation when it rained in Shuntian Prefecture, Baoding Prefecture and other places in early June.

Kangxi: I have already heard that there was heavy rain in Beijing and Beijing on the 12th, so there is no need to report it!

Governor of Zhili: This is the situation of the rain in Baoding Prefecture and other places in Shuntian Prefecture in mid-June. The river channel is in good condition and there is no locust plague.

Kangxi: I know about the rain on the 27th, so don’t continue to report (ahhhh!!!!!!)

I thought it finally stopped

second year again

Governor of Zhili: This is the case when there is sufficient rain in Shuntian Prefecture, Yongping Prefecture and other provinces.

Kangxi: The rain has already been sufficient, and your rain memorials are too dense (are you swiping the screen?)

Or the governor of Zhili

(then governor)

Governor of Zhili: Can I go back to the capital to celebrate the emperor's birthday?

Kangxi: There is no need to go to the book.

Governor of Zhili: On March 3th, I came to celebrate the emperor's birthday?

Kangxi: Don't come!

Of course, the memorial is not originally like this, but the translated meaning is almost like this

Add some funny elements, such as in brackets

If you are interested, you can go to Baidu to search Kangxi's garbage memorials