Cage Gu

"Candied haws are what children eat!" The drunk man waved his hand, "Follow me, I'll show you delicious and spicy food!"

Cang Shu suddenly remembered the two candied haws trees he had planted. The fruits seemed to be ripe, but they didn’t know why the outer shell didn’t grow. He wanted to ask a mortal to ask, but after thinking about it, he still didn’t ask. Instead, he persuaded him kindly: "Go away, my companion will be back soon, he has a bad temper."

Hearing this, the drunk became even more unwilling to leave. He leaned half his body on the table, approached and teased, "Why did you follow such a man who is so ungrateful? Why, he will beat you?"

Cang Shu said sincerely: "No, he will beat you."

Before the drunk could laugh, a deep male voice behind him said, "What are you doing?"

As soon as the words fell, the drunk man only felt a sharp pain in his shoulder. The pain made him half sober from the wine. Looking intently, he saw the man who he thought would never come back with a gloomy face, holding his shoulder with one hand, and In one hand, he held a bunch of candied haws that didn't match his scarred face.

The drunk man was covered in flesh and he was not a vegetarian, so he immediately turned around and punched him.

Cang Shu sighed in pity, buried his head and continued to drink his porridge.

Cang Xing didn't even bother to dodge this random punch, and only put a little more effort into his hand.

"Ah!" The drunk man let out a scream like killing a pig, feeling as if his bones were about to shatter.He immediately understood that the person who came was a Lianjiazi, and quickly begged for mercy: "Brother! Brother, I was drunk...I didn't say anything to your wife!"

Cang Xing paused for a moment, intending to explain, but he was too lazy to spend more time on a mortal, so he raised his voice and asked Cang Shu, "What is this man here for?"

"It's just a drunk passing by." Cang Shu said.

That big man - he is not very drunk now, just after hearing the words he breathed a sigh of relief, he heard the person at the table continue: "He thought you wouldn't come back, so let me go with him."

The big man said in horror: "What? I was drunk..."

He couldn't finish his defense, Cang Xingchui's face darkened: "Get lost."

After he finished speaking, he pushed the man out of the store, but no matter how hard he exerted himself, the tall and thick man was thrown directly from the store into the street, and quickly rolled across the entire street on the ground, hitting the opposite store door Just rest.

The three or two diners in the small restaurant all stood up and watched, booing and sighing when they saw this.

"This man looks fierce, but he loves his wife. He even buys candied haws."

"That little lady looked at Wen Wen Jingjing, but she was so vengeful that she even sued."

"I haven't seen the woman disguised as a man in the storybook. Oh, why doesn't she turn around? You can't see the face."

"Stop talking, haven't you seen that her husband has a bad temper? Be careful and throw it out for you too."

The diners thought their voices were very low, but in fact they were all heard by the two gods with sharp ears and eyes. It was really uncomfortable to be talked about all the time while eating. Cang Shu silently speeded up the speed of drinking porridge, but after all, the wrist injury before Cang Xingchui still thinks he is too slow - you know, he has already finished two bowls of noodles before going out to buy candied haws.

"I'll feed you, take this." Cang Xingchui said, handing him the candied haws.

"Oh." Cang Shu stretched out his hand to pick up the bunch of bright red candied haws, but he couldn't get it.

"I bought something for you, do you remember what you promised?"

"...Remember, you will sleep on it next time you sleep."

Satisfied, Cang Xingchui let him go and let him take the candied haws, the porridge bowl and the spoon.

Originally, the two of them didn't want to sit here and let others discuss, so they speeded up like this, but they didn't know that this feeding was even more serious.

"Hey! That scarred face looks like a rough man, and he actually feeds his wife porridge."

"The little lady is wearing men's clothing. No matter how I look at it, I think it's two men. It looks weird..."

"In the future, I will also marry a wishful gentleman who will feed me porridge."

"The world is going down! The world is going down! Men and women can't get along, how can they be like this in broad daylight..."

"Don't talk about it, maybe the lady is pregnant. It's right for the husband to take care of her."

Cang Shu: "..."

He couldn't eat anymore, but fortunately, there were only the last few mouthfuls left, so the two hurriedly fed one to the other, and quickly left the small restaurant where all the diners were led away by the drunk.

"Fortunately, we walked fast." Cang Shu said with lingering fear, "Sit for a while, and the child will be born."

Speaking of children... Cang Xing glanced down at the candied haws in Cang Shu's hand, and said, "I don't know if the candied haws trees in the valley are ripe."

He didn't want to take the initiative to bring up that stupid little hamster, making himself seem to be worried about it. He only talked about the candied haws tree. He knew that as long as he mentioned those two trees, Cang Shu would definitely think of it. The little hamster, and worriedly mentioned a bunch of what was there.

Sure enough, Cang Shu said: "I hope it's cooked, so that Xiaohui can eat more. You remind me, should we find a map so that we can see where the valley is and how far it is from the capital? Is it enough to fly to the valley to have a look?"

The human world is the most vast world other than the God Realm. Although he has surveyed the whole world countless times, it is impossible for him to remember where each specific landform is, let alone the stars hanging down. He has been there for thousands of years. He hadn't paid attention to the human world, and the place he remembered as the sea might have turned into a mountain.

In the heyday, even without teleportation, one day would be enough for them to fly across several mortal kingdoms, but now they are limited by their original mortal bodies, not to mention being unable to teleport over long distances, and their speed has also dropped significantly.According to Cang Shu's cognition when he left Shenting, Daxia Kingdom has a vast territory, if it is unlucky, it is very likely that it will be dark before flying to the place.

The wooden cage could be taken away before, but now the prison cannot be moved, and they are trapped near the capital.

"Well, then go to the city and get a map." Cang Xingchui said.

Things like maps are precious and extremely important national information, and are usually only kept by the royal family in important military locations, but Cang Xingchui lightly said to "take" one, and Cang Shu didn't think there was anything wrong, the two of them So it was agreed.

"Hurry up and go to the city after eating." Cang Xingchui urged,

Cang Shu looked at the remaining two candied haws in embarrassment: "I can't eat any more."

"You're too weak, you just drank a bowl of porridge." Cang Xing said, "Even I know that mortals don't eat much."

"It's the prince who can't eat it, not me." After Cang Shu finished speaking, he suddenly became enlightened and enlightened, "Yeah, I can change back to myself and eat again! That way I won't be able to last."

Just as he was about to make a formula, Cang Xingchui snatched away the two remaining candied haws from him.

"The divine body won't feel stretched. If you make trouble with that fragile mortal body, you will have to take off my hind legs at night."

"That's right." Cang Shu said wearily, looking longingly at Cang Xingchui eating the rest of the candied haws.

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After entering the capital, the two of them turned back into gods, and used some tricks to hide their appearance. They were trying to find someone to find out where the barracks were, but the progress was not good, mainly because the capital city in the world was too much fun.

It is the spring season, and all the small merchants and hawkers who have returned to their hometowns for the New Year are back. There are row upon row of various businesses on the street, and there are a variety of stalls on the street.

Since the birth of Cangshu, the few times he went to the lower realms in person were to turn the tide. What he saw was devastated and people were devastated. He had never felt such a lively atmosphere of fireworks. The gods on the deserted second heavenly god seat were completely attracted.

Cang Shu fascinatedly looked at a master sugar maker with a group of five or six-year-old children for a while, and said to Cang Xingchui, "I want a hamster."

At such a time, in fact, as long as Cang Xing Chui mentions a serious matter, Cang Shu will immediately stop the thought of having fun in shame, straighten his mind and return to the right track, but Cang Xing Chui never mentions it and pays the money very readily. Said to the old master: "I want a hamster."

"This, is this gold?" The old master was too frightened to take it, "Did you take the wrong one?"

Cang Xing said: "It's not wrong, we don't want to wait, you can do it for us first."

The old master smiled until all the wrinkles on his face opened, and he quickly pinched a chubby hamster for them after picking up the broken gold.

Early this morning, Cang Xing Chui broke open a stone and revealed a large handful of broken gold.On the one hand, Cang Shu was a little weak because of the body, and on the other hand, he didn't want to waste the hard-earned divine power, so he discussed with him, and the two of them used the money together.

At that time, Cang Xingchui put forward a condition that he could pay for him, but once he paid, he would have to change the hamster sleeping mat service.

Cang Shu doesn't like being touched, but he accepts being pressed to sleep well, and it's also warm, so he agreed.

Cang Xingchui handed the pinched candy hamster to Cang Shu, and Cang Shu couldn't put it down. He looked around and almost collided with the people in front of him several times. Cang Xingchui wanted to say something to him, but he was afraid that he would be criticized Thinking of the business, I stopped shopping, so I had to swallow my words back, and took his arm to walk away.

Regardless of the fact that the two of them are now empty-handed except for one sugar man, in fact, just now Cang Shu saw a bunch of messy gadgets in the world, such as mirrors, chess boards, pillows... Cang Xingchui actively paid for all of them while he was still struggling. Money, and then they will cooperate with each other, Cang Xingchui uses his body to block the sight of passers-by, Cangshu quickly stuffs things into Qiankun's sleeves.

As they walked, they suddenly saw a hamster vendor.

There are customers visiting the stall, and it seems that the transaction has been completed, and the peddler is telling: "...I just moved into a new home, because I feel unsafe, I may store a lot of food in my cheeks..."

Cang Shu and Cang Xingchui looked at each other, and they moved closer silently to listen.

"...It's okay, don't feed too much, and don't give pointy toys, all hamsters store things in their cheek pouches..."

Cang Xinghui: "!"

Cangshu: "!"

They looked at each other again and walked away in silence.

"I thought it was influenced by us." After walking half a street, Cang Xingchui said, having digested the new knowledge, "It turns out that it is a normal, ordinary hamster."

Cang Shu nodded with satisfaction: "Yes. That's great, then I can rest assured."