Mr. Fan and his puppet cat

Xiaoyou, Ma Yan, Mo Xi and Han Yufei went to the market.

Originally, Han Yufei would not go if he was beaten to death, but he was dragged by Mo Xi before he finally compromised.

Grandpa was basking in the sun outside. Since these young men came, he was left to enjoy the leisure and happiness. He smiled and frowned.

Two neighbors came here, and they were having a lively chat.

"Little bee, wake up!"

Fan Canghai shook the sleeping bee in the room, but he seemed sleepy, and unconsciously pushed away the person who disturbed his dream.

"How dare you make trouble in front of me!" Fan Canghai muttered displeasedly.

He remembered that the little bee got up at night last night, and seemed to have stayed outside for a long time.

At that time, he just went out to look subconsciously, but he didn't smell any disharmony.

If there are monsters causing trouble, it will inevitably leave behind evil spirits, but he didn't notice it.

So what's the matter with the little bee's stomach?

How can a man get pregnant?

"Fan Canghai, what are you doing?"

When the little bee woke up, it found that there was a heavy pressure on its abdomen. It looked closely at Fan Canghai lying there, listening to something...

Why does this picture look so much like a husband listening to his wife's fetal movement?

The man in white didn't expect to be caught straight, so he stood up quickly, with a smile on his face to relieve his embarrassment.

The little bee yawned, stretched, and stood up with his hands propped up. His movements were a bit clumsy.

"Why am I so tired?" he said to himself, as his stomach growled.

"How do you feel?" Fan Canghai asked him.

"So tired...so hungry..."

"Didn't you just finish your breakfast?"

"Really? I don't remember, I still want to eat."

Then, like a starving ghost, Little Bee picked up two bowls of rice and ate up all the peanuts, pig's trotters, braised pork, etc. on the table. He could even drink vegetable oil and water directly into his stomach.

"Xiaofeng, eat slowly, you'll choke on eating like this." Grandpa reminded worriedly.

"Grandpa, I want to eat braised pork!"

"Bucket, grandpa can't do it. If you want to eat, you have to go out and buy it."

Seeing a few peanuts falling on the table, he lowered his head and directly sucked them up with his mouth, like a little mouse, not letting go of any of them.

"Oh, Xiaofeng, why don't you talk about hygiene? Go wash your hands and face, look at you!"

Fan Canghai had to pull him up, lest he even lick up the leftovers on the table.

I saw that his stomach seemed to be a little bigger, and the white shirt was obviously stretched up.

"Come here." Fan Canghai took his hand and walked to the other side of the room, where the sun was bright, the little bee closed its eyes uncomfortably, hid in the shadows, and started yawning again.

"Fan Canghai, I want to eat braised pork." He muttered, like a child with a mental retardation.

"Do you still remember that my name is Fan Canghai?"

"Why don't you remember? Fan Canghai, are you stupid?"

"..."

"Look at your stomach." Fan Canghai reminded him.

The little bee leaned against the shadowed wall, looked down at herself, then raised her head and asked, "What's wrong with my stomach?"

"You have a big belly! Tell me what you ate?"

"Did I eat too much? Hey... It seems that I have gained weight!" He said to himself, turned around again, and touched his stomach.

"It doesn't take half a day to gain weight!"

"The rice cooked by Ma Yan is really delicious."

Seeing that he didn't know himself yet, Fan Canghai didn't go around with him, and he said directly: "I tell you, you are pregnant!"

The little bee looked at it like a dude, and said, "You're just pregnant! Your whole family is pregnant!"

Fan Canghai held back his smile and said, "You are really pregnant, tell me, whose child is it?"

"You are sick."

After cursing, the little bee walked away and didn't want to pay attention to this man, but was pulled back by him.

"Don't say that I bully you as an ancient man. In this world, it is impossible for a man to conceive! Fan Canghai, please remember, don't make such jokes with me!"

It was probably this weird "joke" that made him upset, and the white-haired young man stopped talking: "Only I can make others pregnant, no one can make me pregnant!"

"Who are you impregnating?"

"Whoever I want to get pregnant will be pregnant!"

"Oh, I didn't even know you were so powerful!"

"Of course..." While talking, the little bee realized how strange this topic was.He glanced at Fan Canghai out of the corner of his eye, and the Great Immortal Master was looking at him strangely.

Fan Canghai repeated this sentence again.

"Oh hehe..." He laughed, "I'm thirsty, I'm going to drink some water."

But he didn't let him go, grabbed him tightly with his hands, and then pushed him heavily against the wall, and he was suddenly thumped by the wall.

"Let's talk about pregnancy."

The young man had a swollen belly, and his chubby figure could barely be covered by his shirt, his back was tightly pressed against the wall.In contrast, the Great Immortal Master's standing posture was relaxed and casual, with one hand propped on the wall, holding the white-haired man in his arms.

It's just that his restraint and push just now made Little Bee feel his seriousness. He is very serious about discussing the issue of "pregnancy"!

Therefore, the little bee also began to regret talking too casually just now!Maybe it pissed him off!So he replied seriously: "I am only 21 years old, I am not a father, I am unmarried!"

Xu was amused by his seriousness, and Fan Canghai tried not to laugh, resulting in a somewhat indescribable expression on his face.From the point of view of the little bee, he is holding his breath!He is angry!

Quickly clean up: "I don't even have a first love... I haven't even touched a girl's hand... I was just joking! First... Do you know what a first love is?"

He didn't expect to hear such private words, so Master Daxian didn't change his face, even a little more serious, and continued to put pressure on him.

The little bee didn't know what else he was going to do, he had already told the whole story, what else was he dissatisfied with?It's just a wrong sentence, no, two sentences?Three sentences?

It turns out that men can be so stingy too!

He decided to retaliate with an eye, so he also smirked, and said, "If it's possible, I want to..." He leaned into his ear, and slowly spit out the next four words like a breath.

When Fan Canghai heard those four words, his face was cloudy and uncertain, and he finally let go of his hand, as if thinking that was all.

The little bee felt that it had won the game again, and looked at him with a smile.

"Little bee, I just want to ask, why your stomach has grown bigger!" Fan Canghai had no choice but to get down to business, "Look, from just now to now, it has grown up again!"

Even though the words were not pleasant to hear, the little bee still lowered his head and took a look, which frightened him: "Ah—"

"Xiaofeng, what's the matter with you?" asked the grandfather in the yard.

"It's okay...it's okay, grandpa." After answering grandpa, the little bee was so startled that she trembled: "What's wrong with me...why is my stomach so big?"

Fan Canghai supported him with one hand, but there was no tension on his face, and he said jokingly, "Congratulations on having a baby!"

"Don't scare me, it's over, I must be terminally ill, this is a tumor!"

When I just ate, I just felt that I was fat, but now my stomach looks like a big watermelon!

The little bee was so frightened that its legs and feet trembled, and it didn't even dare to walk.

There was a sudden thunder in the sky, and with a "crack", dark clouds covered the sun, and the earth was suddenly dark.

Fan Canghai looked at the sky, frowned, and said, "There are evildoers who want to overcome the catastrophe!"

"What monster, my stomach... am I going to die?"

Fan Canghai looked at the sky and at the belly of the little bee, thinking that this could not be...

Han Yufei, who was far away in the market, looked up at the sky, and he also had some doubts in his heart.

He is dressed in a black robe, tall and tall, with black hair flying in the wind, but his face is indifferent and does not eat the smell of human fireworks. He has already provoked many girls in the alley, and they all took pictures of this charming scene with their mobile phones. scene.

"City people are city people, so temperament!"

"This is the uncle of the abstinence department!"

"Hurry up and send pyq!"

"I really want to take a group photo..."

Mo Xi was looking at his mobile phone on the counter. The little brother in the mobile phone shop was all smiles, and he took the trouble to show him how to use it over and over again.

In the end, Xiaoyou paid 3000 yuan to buy two identical mobile phones, one for each of Mo Xi and Little Bee.I feel sorry for my little brother's hard work if I buy one less.

Mo Xi asked the clerk to teach him a few more times. Xiaoyou couldn't afford to lose that person, so she pushed him and said, "Go back to the little bee to teach you, he understands!"

When the four of them continued to go shopping, a middle-aged man who was fat and bald suddenly came up to him and greeted Xiaoyou: "Brother, I saw you again, are you shopping?"

Xiaoyou looked at him, a little confused, the middle-aged man quickly reminded: "Didn't you pawn a piece of gold in my shop yesterday?"

"Oh... so it's the boss! It's a pleasure to meet you!" Xiaoyou made a casual bow.

"Aha, it's a pleasure to meet..." He also smiled and bowed, and looked at the others as a greeting.I was not surprised by the Hanfu, in fact, most people on the street have noticed a few of them.

"Boss, what are you doing?" Xiaoyou bluntly.

The boss pulled him aside and whispered, "Do you still have gold? You can sell it to me, and I'll give you a price."

Xiaoyou raised her eyebrows, thinking about it, and said, "Yes, there are, but the color is not that good."

"Regardless of the fineness, it is not lower than yesterday's price. What do you think?"

Xiaoyou didn't expect him to be so generous, and said a little embarrassedly: "Isn't that a disadvantage for you?"

"I have a boss above me, he accepts as much as he wants, let's treat it as a friend. Come on, go have a drink with my brother, and talk slowly!" He then made an invitation letter to talk to Xiaoyou Let's go for a drink together.

Xiao Youxin said that you are still an older brother, I am five hundred years older than you!

He didn't hold back, he just waved his hand away to Mo Xi and the others, and followed the pawnshop owner familiarly.

The vision in the sky is even worse. The dark clouds are all concentrated on the high mountain in the distance, which is far away from here by visual inspection.

Fan Canghai was watching in the yard, and really wanted to fly over to see where the monster was, but the little bee with a big belly in the room was terrified and sat on the deck chair at a loss.His grandfather was also frightened, and said he wanted to call an ambulance, but the signal was not good, and the old man's mobile phone couldn't get through.

Fan Canghai didn't know what the old man was going to do, seeing him in a hurry, he comforted him: "Don't worry, my stomach is still safe for now."

Speaking of which, he walked over, ignoring the fact that there was an old man beside him, and directly drew a spell on the round belly of the little bee with his fingertips, and then spread his five fingers and pressed down on the belly!

The grandpa next to him stared straight at him.

The golden light in Fan Canghai's hands shone, and that chubby belly got smaller little by little!

"Monster, if you don't want to die, restore your size to me, get out, and return to your original place." Fan Canghai angrily reprimanded, continuing to cast spells on his hands.

The belly has become much smaller, but it has not changed back to its original shape, and the contents inside are not going to come out.

"Do you think I really dare not kill you?"

Fan Canghai's voice was cold, and there was still no reaction in his stomach. Although the thing behaved well, it did not leave the little bee's body.

"I see!"

Fan Canghai said to himself, he has received the spell and left the belly of the little bee.

Seeing that he had discovered something, the young man hurriedly asked, "How? Why?"

"What did you eat last night?" He asked suddenly.

The little bee shook her head and said she didn't know.

Fan Canghai stood up, looked at the bluffing sky again, seemed hesitant.

The grandfather next to him asked in horror: "Xiaofan, are you a monk?" Grandpa only knew his name was Xiaofan, but he didn't know his full name.

Hearing his question, Fan Canghai seemed to have some problem, so he said, "Yes, I am a monk."

Grandpa finally remembered something, and the worried expression on his face became even more serious. He asked Little Bee: "Xiaofeng, how do you know him?"

Grandpa's tone was a little excited, and Little Bee didn't know what to say, so she looked at Fan Canghai.

"Tell grandpa, how do you know him?"

The little bee had no choice but to lie: "Grandpa, he is a good man, he saved me."

It seemed that the grandson was already on the monk's side, so the old man looked at Fan Canghai and said directly, "You don't belong to the three major families, do you?"

Fan Canghai squinted his eyes, he was standing, and the old man was sitting on a chair, in terms of etiquette, it was very impolite, but Fan Canghai is a monk who has lived for thousands of years, so he doesn't care about such details.Hearing that the old man knew about the three major families, he became interested and said, "What does grandpa think of the three major families? Unfortunately, I really don't."

Hearing that he said no, the old man's expression seemed to relax, and he asked again: "Who are you from?"

"I have no family and no sect, I am a wild crane."

"Oh, it's better if it's not the three major families. You almost scared my life away." He suddenly breathed a sigh of relief.

"Grandpa, are you afraid of the three big families?" Little Bee asked him, judging from the way he spoke, he also knew about the witcher.In this family, grandpa is probably the only one who knows about the witcher!

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