Mr. Fan and his puppet cat
Chapter 20 Charming Xiao Zhou
The little white cat is lying on the pile of pillows, licking its paws and scratching its body from time to time. When there is no one outside, it is a loyal watchdog cat.
Although no one would have the guts to come to Dark Soul Street to steal chickens and dogs.
A few days ago, Xiaoyou installed an LCD TV on the wall, and a social news about two women tearing each other was broadcasting.
The picture shakes a little, it is estimated that it was taken by a passerby.
It is said that in order to fight for a man, two women actually beat you to death, and even tore their clothes!
The white body is covered with mosaics...
Passers-by were only interested in watching the excitement, and they didn't hesitate to raise their mobile phones.
What kind of man is so attractive?Not even a male celebrity has ever heard of this honor, so which diamond king did it fall to?The little white cat is very curious, but it is a pity that it cannot use the mobile phone to search for information, so as not to frighten passers-by.It doesn't matter if you scare passers-by, it will be on the headlines every minute, a cat who can play with mobile phones is born, and the Baicao Garden will be really lively!
"Mr. Fan!"
At this time, a person came to the door, and the white cat looked familiar to him, wasn't he the lucky young man who was chased away by Fan Canghai last time?
The little white cat is very curious why he is here again. Could it be that he has so much luck that he has kidney deficiency and needs to see a doctor?
"Is Mr. Fan there?" This little Mr. Zhou was still wearing a worker's uniform, as if he came directly from his post.He looked anxious and worried.
It is also one of the characteristics of cats that kittens jump up to him and circle their heels.
Xiao Zhou ignored the cat and was still calling Fan Canghai loudly, very anxious.
Fan Canghai came out from the door, and Xiao Zhou went straight up to meet him. He wanted to grab Fan Canghai's hands and beg him for help, but finally held back, and said distressedly, "Mr. Fan Canghai, you have to save me!"
"Speak slowly if you have something to say."
"I... oops..."
Xiao Zhou was at a loss for words, Fan Canghai asked him to sit down beside him, and poured him a cup of tea unhurriedly.
"Thank you sir." He took the teacup and drank it in one gulp, "Sir, you must save me this time!"
"what's wrong?"
"Two women fought for me, and they both went to the hospital. One of them was... dead..."
Two girls fighting?The little white cat thought of the social news just now, and wondered how exciting it was, what happened to the women now?
Oh no, dead?
Fan Canghai was a little surprised, but said: "Does that have anything to do with you? Although it's because of your jealousy, if you don't get involved, you shouldn't be responsible, right?"
"I don't know why they were so excited, they wanted to pull me, and the two of them started fighting. It's even on the news..." He began to cry.
Could it be the news just now?Is Xiao Zhou the diamond king?
The little cat's mouth opened into a big circle, and it couldn't close for a long time.
"You really don't know?"
Fan Canghai asked quietly, Xiao Zhou's eyes were a little dodgy, and he didn't dare to look into his eyes.
"I warned you a long time ago that accidents will happen if you are too lucky. Why don't you listen?"
When he left last time, Fan Canghai said: "There have been many peach blossoms since ancient times, and it is easy to bring disaster, so you should take care of yourself."
I don't know what Xiao Zhou did, anyway, he didn't listen to Fan Canghai's words, which led to his death, so he looked remorseful and terrified, and said, "Mr. Fan, I didn't expect things to happen to such a degree... …I just……"
The kitten listened quietly.
Xiao Zhou suddenly plopped and knelt down towards Fan Canghai: "Sir, please help me! There is a monster in my house, it is it, it is it that is making trouble!"
Why is it pushed to the monster again?The little cat was very suspicious.
It turns out that at the age of 35, Xiao Zhou, who has not yet had a girlfriend, is already devastated.I started to pay attention to some alternative groups, such as the Taoist Wushu post bar, and the fortune-telling consecration and marriage test.
One day by chance, I heard someone in a WeChat group saying that you can make a peach blossom array to attract peach blossoms.
There are Xuankong Flying Stars Method, Prolonging Years and Promoting Peach Blossoms, etc. Many people are using them.
It's like opening the door to another world, Xiao Zhou seems to see life!
So I asked the group of friends how to find a suitable position for him to set up the peach blossom formation. The group of friends did the calculations based on his fortune and zodiac signs, and finally suggested that he place the peach blossom formation in the white tiger position.
Where is the White Tiger position?
In the hall, when we face the gate, the green dragon is on the left and the white tiger is on the right, both of which are peach blossoms.Because men are on the left and women are on the right, it is suitable for Xiao Zhou to place a peach blossom formation in the white tiger position on the right to win the favor of women.
According to what the group of friends said, Xiao Zhou hung a picture of a phoenix on the white tiger, waiting for his luck with all his heart!
It is said that there will be a reaction as soon as you put it on, and it is not far from the end of being single!
However, I don't know whether he is too mediocre or something, life is still as plain as water, and he still hasn't attracted the attention of women.
He replaced the phoenix figure with water-raised flowers, and changed the water and flowers diligently every day.I spent a lot of money on flowers, but there is still no sign of luck.
I also tried arranging according to the zodiac or prolongation, but it didn't work.
Until one day someone told him that ordinary methods would not work for him, because he had a strange life, he was a dead peach blossom, and he needed some kind of strength to do it.
The location has not changed, but the things placed are different. He spent some money to get a kit, which has been hanging on the white tiger seat.
Speaking of the kit, it was amazing. When he first received the courier, he opened it and saw a dark red embroidered sachet decorated with beads and tassels. It looked like an ancient object.
But as soon as I got it, the dark red faded to bright red!
The man told him that he must never open the kit, as it would be invalid if he read it.I also told him that this method was a bit too forceful, so let him stop in moderation, to the effect that if you pick a girl you like, you can withdraw it.
After all, it is a method of paying for it, which is really different from the free tutorials on the Internet!On the second day alone, he discovered that several girls in the factory had looked over intentionally or unintentionally, and they had always regarded him as a transparent person in the past!But now, she is actually willing to eat at the same table with him, and they are talking and laughing!
Xiao Zhou felt more energetic than ever!I take care of myself neatly every day, oil my scalp, wear leather shoes, and wear suits and leather shoes except work clothes, and my whole spirit has changed.
Girls in the city are more proactive and bold, and soon someone asked Xiao Zhou out, and his 35-year-old life finally started the first date.
The two chatted happily, and the girl was moved by his 35-year self-discipline, so she simply went home with him, tactfully expressing that she wanted to comfort him...
Xiao Zhou didn't expect happiness to come so quickly!
But he hasn't been dazzled yet, he thinks it's not good for girls to take the initiative, he is more conservative and likes virtuous and virtuous girls.
This girl has been excluded by him.
Then he was confessed by girls one after another. When there are too many people, he is easy to make a fuss, and some tempered ones even start to fight.
Xiao Zhou was confused by the enthusiasm of the girls. He also had self-knowledge and felt that he was far from the kind of good looks that would make girls jealous of him.
This sight was indeed a sign of overpowering, but he still couldn't decide which girl to associate with.Each of them has their own advantages and disadvantages, and those who are too proactive and irritable are obviously not acceptable, but there are a few girls who usually look well-behaved when they explode like a lioness, which cannot be underestimated.
He was very confused and didn't know what to do, and he couldn't find the person who sold him the kit again.
He heard Xiao Luo say that there is a doctor in Dark Spirit Street who not only understands medical skills but also understands yin and yang.
So he wondered if he could let Mr. Yin Yang point out the way, and it would be best if he could suppress this wave of luck, and he wanted to pick one out of a hundred.
But he couldn't tell the doctor about his love formation, because he had been told to keep this kind of thing secret, and it would fail if he said it.
Unexpectedly, the doctor of Baicaoyuan rejected him immediately, not only did not tell him how to make a choice, but also secretly warned him.
Xiao Zhou was a little apprehensive, as if he had seen through him a long time ago, so he had to leave Baicao Garden in a hurry.
When he came back this time, he paid more attention to the kit, and found that the kit was a bit strange. It seemed that it was not as bright red as he saw at the beginning, but a kind of dark red.
He wasn't sure if he remembered correctly, the incident didn't come to his attention.Still reluctant to take it off, I thought about hanging it for a few more days to see if something good happened.
Good things did not come, but strange things happened.
When he got up to relieve himself one night, he passed by the living room, and he glanced in the direction of the kit hanging in a daze.
Because in the corner in that direction, squatting a dark shadow!
He doesn't remember what was placed in that position, there can't be an object with such a silhouette!
Curiosity killed the cat. He couldn't help but walked a few steps closer, and found that it was the back of a child. He was squatting in a corner, facing the wall, and he didn't know what he was looking at.
A burglar broke into the house?
This was the first thought that came to mind.
At that moment, he scolded loudly: "What little brat, what are you doing at my house?"
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to break his shoulder, to see which family's brat it was.
Before he touched it with his hand, the kid suddenly turned around, with a huge black mouth growing out.
Yes, he didn't see any organs on that face except the mouth!
Xiao Zhou was so frightened that he took two steps back, his consciousness fully awakened, but the ghost was gone!
After calming down, he thought he was having a nightmare, but it was just a hallucination.People tend to be suspicious at night, so they don't pay much attention to it.
The love luck is getting more and more prosperous, and Xiao Zhou has enjoyed this feeling of growing from scratch for two weeks, but still has not found a suitable candidate, and feels a little uneasy.
As long as he is present, the girls' jealousy will burn wantonly, and fighting is already a very common thing!
Xiao Zhou's charm was also widely spread.
He tried throwing away the kit, but when he got home, it hung on it again for no reason!
Xiao Zhou was terrified. He saw the child in the corner more frequently, squatting there silently.
Xiao Zhou trembled and trembled for a few days, hoping that he was paranoid.
In the end, there was a fatal accident. Two girls who had been on the social news fought on the road and were seriously injured. One of them died during the first aid.
Only then did Xiao Zhou really panic, and hurried to the Baicao Garden on Anling Street to ask Mr. Fan for help.
He thought that child was a monster, who came here to spoil his luck.
Although no one would have the guts to come to Dark Soul Street to steal chickens and dogs.
A few days ago, Xiaoyou installed an LCD TV on the wall, and a social news about two women tearing each other was broadcasting.
The picture shakes a little, it is estimated that it was taken by a passerby.
It is said that in order to fight for a man, two women actually beat you to death, and even tore their clothes!
The white body is covered with mosaics...
Passers-by were only interested in watching the excitement, and they didn't hesitate to raise their mobile phones.
What kind of man is so attractive?Not even a male celebrity has ever heard of this honor, so which diamond king did it fall to?The little white cat is very curious, but it is a pity that it cannot use the mobile phone to search for information, so as not to frighten passers-by.It doesn't matter if you scare passers-by, it will be on the headlines every minute, a cat who can play with mobile phones is born, and the Baicao Garden will be really lively!
"Mr. Fan!"
At this time, a person came to the door, and the white cat looked familiar to him, wasn't he the lucky young man who was chased away by Fan Canghai last time?
The little white cat is very curious why he is here again. Could it be that he has so much luck that he has kidney deficiency and needs to see a doctor?
"Is Mr. Fan there?" This little Mr. Zhou was still wearing a worker's uniform, as if he came directly from his post.He looked anxious and worried.
It is also one of the characteristics of cats that kittens jump up to him and circle their heels.
Xiao Zhou ignored the cat and was still calling Fan Canghai loudly, very anxious.
Fan Canghai came out from the door, and Xiao Zhou went straight up to meet him. He wanted to grab Fan Canghai's hands and beg him for help, but finally held back, and said distressedly, "Mr. Fan Canghai, you have to save me!"
"Speak slowly if you have something to say."
"I... oops..."
Xiao Zhou was at a loss for words, Fan Canghai asked him to sit down beside him, and poured him a cup of tea unhurriedly.
"Thank you sir." He took the teacup and drank it in one gulp, "Sir, you must save me this time!"
"what's wrong?"
"Two women fought for me, and they both went to the hospital. One of them was... dead..."
Two girls fighting?The little white cat thought of the social news just now, and wondered how exciting it was, what happened to the women now?
Oh no, dead?
Fan Canghai was a little surprised, but said: "Does that have anything to do with you? Although it's because of your jealousy, if you don't get involved, you shouldn't be responsible, right?"
"I don't know why they were so excited, they wanted to pull me, and the two of them started fighting. It's even on the news..." He began to cry.
Could it be the news just now?Is Xiao Zhou the diamond king?
The little cat's mouth opened into a big circle, and it couldn't close for a long time.
"You really don't know?"
Fan Canghai asked quietly, Xiao Zhou's eyes were a little dodgy, and he didn't dare to look into his eyes.
"I warned you a long time ago that accidents will happen if you are too lucky. Why don't you listen?"
When he left last time, Fan Canghai said: "There have been many peach blossoms since ancient times, and it is easy to bring disaster, so you should take care of yourself."
I don't know what Xiao Zhou did, anyway, he didn't listen to Fan Canghai's words, which led to his death, so he looked remorseful and terrified, and said, "Mr. Fan, I didn't expect things to happen to such a degree... …I just……"
The kitten listened quietly.
Xiao Zhou suddenly plopped and knelt down towards Fan Canghai: "Sir, please help me! There is a monster in my house, it is it, it is it that is making trouble!"
Why is it pushed to the monster again?The little cat was very suspicious.
It turns out that at the age of 35, Xiao Zhou, who has not yet had a girlfriend, is already devastated.I started to pay attention to some alternative groups, such as the Taoist Wushu post bar, and the fortune-telling consecration and marriage test.
One day by chance, I heard someone in a WeChat group saying that you can make a peach blossom array to attract peach blossoms.
There are Xuankong Flying Stars Method, Prolonging Years and Promoting Peach Blossoms, etc. Many people are using them.
It's like opening the door to another world, Xiao Zhou seems to see life!
So I asked the group of friends how to find a suitable position for him to set up the peach blossom formation. The group of friends did the calculations based on his fortune and zodiac signs, and finally suggested that he place the peach blossom formation in the white tiger position.
Where is the White Tiger position?
In the hall, when we face the gate, the green dragon is on the left and the white tiger is on the right, both of which are peach blossoms.Because men are on the left and women are on the right, it is suitable for Xiao Zhou to place a peach blossom formation in the white tiger position on the right to win the favor of women.
According to what the group of friends said, Xiao Zhou hung a picture of a phoenix on the white tiger, waiting for his luck with all his heart!
It is said that there will be a reaction as soon as you put it on, and it is not far from the end of being single!
However, I don't know whether he is too mediocre or something, life is still as plain as water, and he still hasn't attracted the attention of women.
He replaced the phoenix figure with water-raised flowers, and changed the water and flowers diligently every day.I spent a lot of money on flowers, but there is still no sign of luck.
I also tried arranging according to the zodiac or prolongation, but it didn't work.
Until one day someone told him that ordinary methods would not work for him, because he had a strange life, he was a dead peach blossom, and he needed some kind of strength to do it.
The location has not changed, but the things placed are different. He spent some money to get a kit, which has been hanging on the white tiger seat.
Speaking of the kit, it was amazing. When he first received the courier, he opened it and saw a dark red embroidered sachet decorated with beads and tassels. It looked like an ancient object.
But as soon as I got it, the dark red faded to bright red!
The man told him that he must never open the kit, as it would be invalid if he read it.I also told him that this method was a bit too forceful, so let him stop in moderation, to the effect that if you pick a girl you like, you can withdraw it.
After all, it is a method of paying for it, which is really different from the free tutorials on the Internet!On the second day alone, he discovered that several girls in the factory had looked over intentionally or unintentionally, and they had always regarded him as a transparent person in the past!But now, she is actually willing to eat at the same table with him, and they are talking and laughing!
Xiao Zhou felt more energetic than ever!I take care of myself neatly every day, oil my scalp, wear leather shoes, and wear suits and leather shoes except work clothes, and my whole spirit has changed.
Girls in the city are more proactive and bold, and soon someone asked Xiao Zhou out, and his 35-year-old life finally started the first date.
The two chatted happily, and the girl was moved by his 35-year self-discipline, so she simply went home with him, tactfully expressing that she wanted to comfort him...
Xiao Zhou didn't expect happiness to come so quickly!
But he hasn't been dazzled yet, he thinks it's not good for girls to take the initiative, he is more conservative and likes virtuous and virtuous girls.
This girl has been excluded by him.
Then he was confessed by girls one after another. When there are too many people, he is easy to make a fuss, and some tempered ones even start to fight.
Xiao Zhou was confused by the enthusiasm of the girls. He also had self-knowledge and felt that he was far from the kind of good looks that would make girls jealous of him.
This sight was indeed a sign of overpowering, but he still couldn't decide which girl to associate with.Each of them has their own advantages and disadvantages, and those who are too proactive and irritable are obviously not acceptable, but there are a few girls who usually look well-behaved when they explode like a lioness, which cannot be underestimated.
He was very confused and didn't know what to do, and he couldn't find the person who sold him the kit again.
He heard Xiao Luo say that there is a doctor in Dark Spirit Street who not only understands medical skills but also understands yin and yang.
So he wondered if he could let Mr. Yin Yang point out the way, and it would be best if he could suppress this wave of luck, and he wanted to pick one out of a hundred.
But he couldn't tell the doctor about his love formation, because he had been told to keep this kind of thing secret, and it would fail if he said it.
Unexpectedly, the doctor of Baicaoyuan rejected him immediately, not only did not tell him how to make a choice, but also secretly warned him.
Xiao Zhou was a little apprehensive, as if he had seen through him a long time ago, so he had to leave Baicao Garden in a hurry.
When he came back this time, he paid more attention to the kit, and found that the kit was a bit strange. It seemed that it was not as bright red as he saw at the beginning, but a kind of dark red.
He wasn't sure if he remembered correctly, the incident didn't come to his attention.Still reluctant to take it off, I thought about hanging it for a few more days to see if something good happened.
Good things did not come, but strange things happened.
When he got up to relieve himself one night, he passed by the living room, and he glanced in the direction of the kit hanging in a daze.
Because in the corner in that direction, squatting a dark shadow!
He doesn't remember what was placed in that position, there can't be an object with such a silhouette!
Curiosity killed the cat. He couldn't help but walked a few steps closer, and found that it was the back of a child. He was squatting in a corner, facing the wall, and he didn't know what he was looking at.
A burglar broke into the house?
This was the first thought that came to mind.
At that moment, he scolded loudly: "What little brat, what are you doing at my house?"
As he spoke, he stretched out his hand to break his shoulder, to see which family's brat it was.
Before he touched it with his hand, the kid suddenly turned around, with a huge black mouth growing out.
Yes, he didn't see any organs on that face except the mouth!
Xiao Zhou was so frightened that he took two steps back, his consciousness fully awakened, but the ghost was gone!
After calming down, he thought he was having a nightmare, but it was just a hallucination.People tend to be suspicious at night, so they don't pay much attention to it.
The love luck is getting more and more prosperous, and Xiao Zhou has enjoyed this feeling of growing from scratch for two weeks, but still has not found a suitable candidate, and feels a little uneasy.
As long as he is present, the girls' jealousy will burn wantonly, and fighting is already a very common thing!
Xiao Zhou's charm was also widely spread.
He tried throwing away the kit, but when he got home, it hung on it again for no reason!
Xiao Zhou was terrified. He saw the child in the corner more frequently, squatting there silently.
Xiao Zhou trembled and trembled for a few days, hoping that he was paranoid.
In the end, there was a fatal accident. Two girls who had been on the social news fought on the road and were seriously injured. One of them died during the first aid.
Only then did Xiao Zhou really panic, and hurried to the Baicao Garden on Anling Street to ask Mr. Fan for help.
He thought that child was a monster, who came here to spoil his luck.
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