A soldier attacked by x gentleman

"It's so noisy..." Naib frowned and glanced at the roaring monster.

Jack understood immediately, took the remaining chopsticks, forcibly opened the monster's mouth, and used the chopsticks to support its upper and lower jaws.The quality of the silver chopsticks is not blown, the monster can't break it with the bite force alone.He could only let out a small whimper of grievance.

Because the mouth was stretched to the extreme, Jack found a key in the monster's mouth, a foam-like circle surrounding a strangely shaped key.Presumably it should have come out of the monster after killing the monster, but I didn't want to take a shortcut for them.

Jack reached out and took out the key. After the key was separated from the body, the monster changed. Jack had seen it in books. It was a saber-toothed tiger that became extinct more than 100 million years ago. It's no surprise at all.

It's a pity, but Xiao Naibu despises you, so you should be wronged.Jack thought so, touched its head, and went back to wash a new pair of chopsticks.

"That... what is it?" Nebu looked at this strange but cool-looking animal, "Is it a mutated tiger?"

"This is a saber-toothed cat. The saber-toothed cat was twice the weight of a modern lion. Its hind legs and tail were very short, more like a stocky grizzly bear. It was a solitary ambush killer. The most striking thing about saber-toothed cats is that it A pair of tusks, how it used them to hunt and kill prey. By comparing the bite muscles attached to the skull of the jaguar, it is known that the biting ability of the saber-toothed cat is quite amazing. But this species has already become extinct before more than 100 million people The saber-toothed tiger is an ambush expert, good at killing prey with a single blow with its amazing bite force and sharp saber teeth, but it has a fatal weakness that it is not fast enough, so after migrating to the plains, there is no place to hide the ambush prey, plus The speed is not enough to catch the prey, and I starved to death." [From Baidu Encyclopedia] Jack washed a pair of chopsticks and returned to the dining table.

Neb was a little dizzy after hearing Jack say a lot, he only grasped the main point, this is called a saber-toothed tiger, and it is extinct. "It's a pity." He just sighed and continued to eat.As for why extinct species are here, who cares.

After eating, Jack quickly cleaned up the table and went to wash the dishes.A gentleman must stay away from the kitchen, otherwise he will be despised and ridiculed by other gentlemen.But here, Jack said: what is the gentleman's code?Can you help me catch up with my wife?

After Jack finished packing everything, Sous sat on the table, already shivering under Neb's stare.

QAQ Ma Ma, these two people are so scary, I want to go home.

Neb turned to look at Jack, "Soth said, we are going to the third floor now." After speaking, he suddenly reached out and grabbed Soth, and said viciously, "Why do you know that this is going to the third floor? In fact, you are Behind the scenes!"

Sous was so scared that he almost exploded, but unfortunately he didn't have this function.He frantically shook his head in denial, "No, no...I'm not, you have to believe me."

"Little Neb," Jack smiled helplessly, rubbed Nab's head, then took South and put it on his shoulder, "Don't scare Mr. South. Let's go to the third floor!"

Neb was stunned, this was Jack's favorite action during the time we were together.But during the period when he lost his memory, Jack never did this action.Thinking of this, Nabu felt a little complicated.

"Jack, did you do it on purpose!" Nebu didn't like to keep things in his heart, so he asked directly when he had any doubts.

"I'm just afraid that little Neb will be disgusted." Jack was a little wronged, he still wanted to hug him...

As if he understood what Jack was thinking, Nebu felt embarrassed, he forced his face, "Let's go."

How could Neb's lame cover-up hide Jack, who knew him well, but he just let out a sneer, didn't say anything, and let South show the way.

South: He seems to have discovered something extraordinary...

When Jack and Neb walked into a semi-circular stage theater, the door behind them closed with a bang.At the same time, there was a sound that seemed to be crying but not crying, or laughing but not laughing, combined with the gloomy theater, giving people a particularly penetrating feeling.

Nebu looked at Sous with murderous eyes, which made him tremble with fright. He hurriedly explained: "This is the only way to go to the third floor, it's not me...I don't know...QAQ"

"Who is it?" Jack asked loudly with a bad face.

"Hahahaha..." The voice continued to ring, but after Jack uttered the sound, the red curtain on the stage opened.A clown wearing a crying mask is standing in the middle of the stage, performing funny acrobatics, but with a crying mask on his face, he is laughing and crying at the same time doing funny and laughable performances, which is really weird...

"Welcome to the big theater of the crying clown..." said the clown on the stage. "Excuse me, are you looking for him?" Following the clown's words, a person was hung from the props behind him, and that was—Kreacher!

Neb's face became more and more gloomy, but fortunately Kreacher didn't have any injuries on his body, otherwise he might have gone straight up and killed that clown.

"Want to save your partner? Yes, but you have to pass my game first. I'm looking forward to your performance here." With the snap of the clown's fingers, the floor under Neb and Jack's feet suddenly began to shake, and Neb There was a bad sound in the secret channel, and just as he was about to react, he fell down because of the separated floor. There was a slide underneath, and people couldn't turn back at all, they could only slide down with the slide.

At the end of the slide, there is a pile of cotton, even if it falls, it will not hurt.Naib looked around, it was an empty secret room with three doors, but...

"Jack!"