snow bird

After visiting Jiuzhaigou, a group of people went to Hainan to celebrate the New Year.

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, a group of Xiao Liu lived with the bald family, a year in a coastal area, and the table was full of seafood.

On the second day of the Lunar New Year, after bidding farewell to the bald family, Xiao Liu stayed with Xiao Wang and Uncle Gan in the hotel reserved by Uncle Gan.

It is said to be a hotel, but it is actually an independent yard, and the beach and waves can be seen from a distance.

Now, under the huge parasol, on the swing for three people, Uncle Gan and Xiao Wang surrounded Xiao Liu, one on each side.

Unlike Xiao Wang who was staring at the dry uncle with frowning eyes, the dry uncle lay on Xiao Liu's shoulder with a sweet face.

"Can you stay away from him? I don't believe that such a big island doesn't have a good friend like you, otherwise, can I ask you to go out and find someone?" Xiao Wang wanted to push the dry uncle away, but the dry uncle took advantage of the situation to support Xiao Liu's neck. Pressing forward just happened to stop Xiao Wang.

"No, uncle Gan likes this." Uncle Gan said again and again while kneading Xiao Liu's neck, because he was too thin and his spine was very obvious.

Just as the dry uncle's hand was sliding down the spine, Xiao Liu stood up, packed up his drawing tools, and said respectfully with the drawing board between his hands: "You two chat, I'll go and order dinner."

"Oh, it's all over, let's go, I want to eat crabs!!!" Uncle Gan put his arms around Xiao Wang and waved off Xiao Liu.

When Xiao Liu left, Xiao Wang turned to look at Uncle Gan and asked, "What are you doing here?"

"I'm here to see how the kid can set you up. I heard about his father..." said the uncle without changing his face.

"Trick? His father?? Do you still doubt him??"

"How could you do this???" Xiao Wang jumped up, pointed at his uncle and said, "You still doubt Xiao Liu after so many years."

"I suspected it hasn't changed from the beginning." When the dry uncle roared, the taste of mint flew out of his mouth, bringing a chill: "Who knows if he has been planning to curry favor with you for so many years, in order to wait for his father to come out?" Good use of you."

"What do you think of people every day? I beg you to take care of your lover if you have this time. When you are messing around outside every day, have you thought about what will happen to your lover? Now Jin Shiwu Didn’t you come back? You can continue your relationship again. Huh? You don’t care about me...” Xiao Wang wanted to laugh as he said that he was almost 30 years old, and his uncle still treated him like a child.

"I'm worried about you, bastard. Losing money is a trivial matter. I'm afraid that if you are cheated, you won't be able to bear your feelings." After finishing speaking, Uncle Gan reached out and touched Xiao Wang's butt, which made Xiao Wang tremble.

"You know Xiao Liu's past, and you know mine too. People like us, who can still stand here, have three characteristics: tenacity, hard work, and shamelessness. I am a role model." After finishing speaking, uncle Gan despised He snorted: "Have you been useless here for a few years? Have you grown together? Waiting for five years to get a bite of meat, in case the meat escapes, I'm afraid you won't be able to think about dancing again."

"What the hell do you know? Let's be honest, when did you get so wordy." Xiao Wang was superficially strong, but in fact he was completely clueless.He didn't know what Uncle Gan had mastered, or knew more, but Xiao Wang believed that Xiao Liu would not betray him.

"During his internship last semester, Xiao Liu often called women."

"!!!" After hearing this, Xiao Wang chopped Xiao Huang eight hundred dollars, this bastard has been working as an eyeliner at school to supervise Xiao Liu: "That's because his father forced him to get married!"

After all, Xiao Wang explained to Uncle Gan what happened.After hearing this, Uncle Gan was taken aback for a moment, but then smiled, "Sure enough, it's shameless, but I like it."

"Can you speak better?? This is not shameless, it is decisive, okay?"

"All right, all right, be decisive. But Xiao Liu is right. If his personality is particularly soft, he will not only be cheated by his father, but will also bring you in."

"That's, the person I'm looking for is kind but also has a sense of proportion." Xiao Wang is very satisfied with his Xiao Liu.In fact, Xiao Wang is also afraid of Xiao Liu's indecision. Xiao Wang has already made plans for a protracted war, but Xiao Liu, bang bang bang, temporarily resolved it.

"I consulted a lawyer, and the lawyer told me that Xiao Liu has no income now, and his father is under 60 and has the ability to move. The court will not require him to pay alimony, and even if he pays, it is not much, 2,300 right ..." Uncle Gan chewed his gum and said slowly.

"Don't worry, I know, I also know that you are not the only one who asks lawyers. Don't worry, I have taken care of everything." Sure enough, when he heard this sentence, Uncle Gan was stunned, and Xiao Wang was overjoyed.

"Okay, I've grown up." Uncle Gan rubbed Xiao Wang's head, feeling that he was overthinking.

"Of course I want to grow up too." Xiao Wang stretched himself proudly, feeling that he had grown up.He wants to protect Xiao Liu without Xiao Liu knowing.As for Xiao Liu, he is so upbeat, he is such a good boy to publish the paper so early.

"Sure enough, Fifteen is overhearted." Uncle Gan sneered.

"Fifteen?" Xiao Wang blinked

"Jin Shiwu, the first author of Xiao Liu's paper."

At that moment, Xiao Wang stared at his uncle with wide eyes, and looked back and forth several times: "You won't really reconnect with Jin Shiwu, right?"

"is there a problem?"

"You have made people miserable, you still..."

"So it doesn't matter if you continue to cheat, he is happy anyway."

"By the way, what happened to you back then?" Xiao Wang tilted his head and asked. Although he had heard that Jin Shiwu went abroad because of his uncle, he still felt that things would not be so simple.

"When I was in school. He was my graduate supervisor's Ph.D. He wrote my graduation thesis. I was so fascinated by him, and then kicked him when I got the thesis..."

"Impossible, I heard that you lived together before."

"Oh, we lived together for two years after I started working, and then I fell in love with his brother... His brother forced me to break up. I didn't like it, so I reported Jin Shiwu."

Xiao Wang was stunned for 30 seconds, understood the seriousness of the matter, and finally squeezed out a sentence: "You are such a scum."

"It's the first day you met your uncle..."

"It's really miserable to be your man..." Thinking of this, Xiao Wang trembled in his heart. Fortunately, Xiao Liu loved him. If he was a dry uncle, he would probably have lost his mind.

"By the way, tell me, Jin Shiwu is so fun to be alone. I told him, my little lover is at your level, please take care of me. After guessing for a long time, Shiwu finally thought that my inviter should be a little girl." Liu." After finishing speaking, Uncle Gan started laughing, and raised his eyebrows at Xiao Wang.

Xiao Wang was naturally annoyed, but he calmed down quickly: "So he told you...worried that Xiao Liu lied to you?"

"Well. Hey..." Uncle Gan lay on the ground with a grunt, rolled over twice, and finally fell into the pool. After a long time, just when Xiao Wang thought that Uncle Gan was going to drown in it, Uncle Gan crawled up by himself. Coming up, his eyes were a little empty, and his lips moved lightly and said: "I'm a piece of trash."

"No, you're a jack-of-all-trades thank you." Really, Xiao Wang doesn't know what to do now. He feels that all the men in the world are more or less related to his uncle, and this one in front of him is even more terrible.

Xiao Liu and Jin Shiwu hit it off very well. Jin Shiwu is a person who cherishes talents very much. He also appreciates Xiao Liu who is hardworking and studious. Otherwise, he would not directly let Xiao Liu participate in his thesis.Originally, Xiao Wang thought that it was a blessing for Xiao Liu to meet such a good mentor, but with the addition of his uncle's relationship, things became blurred.Now it seems that misfortune and blessing depend on it.

"It's all you! You troublemaker." After Xiao Wang finished speaking, he also jumped into the water and pushed his uncle into the water.What Xiao Wang didn't expect was that, after struggling for a few times, Uncle Gan stopped moving.

Xiao Wang was frightened by the behavior of the dry uncle. He quickly dragged the dry uncle ashore and beat him left and right. The dry uncle's face turned pale, his lips were livid, and his heartbeat was weak.

"I don't know..." Xiao Wang quickly flashed the relevant knowledge of BLS in his mind, and immediately knelt down and began to perform CPR for his uncle.

As soon as Xiao Liu stepped into the yard, he saw Xiao Wang giving artificial respiration to his uncle, and quickly dropped his things and rushed over.

"How many times?"

"first round."

"I'll do it, you call 120." Xiao Liu checked the uncle, and continued to press. After fifteen times, Xiao Liu lifted the uncle's chin to clear the airway.On the other side, Xiao Wang was almost crying while waiting for 120 to connect.

At this moment, Uncle Gan suddenly stretched out his hand to hook Xiao Liu's neck, raised his head and hugged Xiao Liu, and kissed fiercely. When Xiao Liu pushed Qian away and retreated to the edge of the swimming pool, Uncle Gan sat up with an elegant and calm face. While arranging her hair, Xiao Liu once again noticed Uncle Gan's abnormally long fingers.

"You're so stingy, I don't even give your uncle a kiss. How about it, your uncle and I are better at kissing than my nephew." The dry uncle took off his shirt and wrung it dry, looking at Xiao Liu and Xiao Wang, the dry uncle smiled Happy: "You two are so ignorant."

There was no response, Uncle Gan was a little embarrassed, and began to unscrew his pants: "Don't be so serious, just have fun once in a while. Xiao Wang, your muscle muscles are not good, and the pressure is too shallow. Xiao Liu can do it. He is indeed a person who has squatted in the emergency room, ah ...My chest hurts so much, come here and continue to kiss my godmother."

Uncle Gan clutched his chest and started humming, but Xiao Liu and Xiao Wang still didn't respond.

"I... am I kidding a bit too much?" Rubbing his chest, Uncle Gan finally discovered his problem.

Before the dry uncle finished speaking, Xiao Wang rushed forward and hugged the dry uncle, crying loudly.

"Hey, I was wrong, I was wrong, I shouldn't tease you." Uncle Gan hugged Xiao Wang, his eyes full of guilt.After coaxing Xiao Wang, Uncle Gan looked at Xiao Liu and smiled slightly.And Xiao Liu's brows were always furrowed.

"Hurry up, hurry up, where is the patient?" Following the medical staff rushing in pushing the cart, they prepared to carry the dry uncle onto the stretcher cart without saying a word.

"Hey, I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm pretending." Uncle Gan was naturally not happy, and resisted in various ways. In the end, Xiao Liu discussed it with the doctor, and no matter what, he went to the hospital for an examination.

Until he was carried into the ambulance, Uncle Gan threw a hundred complaints and kept nagging: "If I don't go, if I don't go, I am a doctor myself."

I don’t know if it’s because it’s a tourist city, so it’s not an ambulance that comes to pick up my uncle, but a mobile ambulance station with a huge space, and even Xiao Wang and Xiao Liu can go up there with doctors and staff.Not to mention the equipment, everything is available, not just for looks. Xiao Liu has seen these in Uncle Gan’s company, and they are all the best-rated emergency equipment in the industry in recent years. They can also perform surgery if necessary.

Even the uncle Gan who was inside couldn't help but comment: "It looks like it was specially prepared after a major incident happened and was not rescued."

Along the way, my uncle didn’t take a break, and he kept commenting. He praised the ECG monitor for a while, alas, our family’s, and said that it’s great to have a cardiopulmonary resuscitation machine. In the end, he even said the brand of the stretcher correct.

When the stretcher was being carried to the emergency hall of the hospital, the uncle simply reviewed the hospital directly, so that the emergency doctor who was in charge of the emergency room couldn't help but say to the lively uncle: "You are so familiar..."

"It's not me. 60% of the equipment in your hospital comes from me. That operating room of yours...that..." Uncle Gan hadn't finished speaking when suddenly his eyes rolled up and he fell down. down.

The originally peaceful atmosphere suddenly became wild.Seeing the doctor running and pushing his uncle away, Xiao Wang stood on the ground in a daze.Suddenly a nurse ran over and asked, "Does the patient have any past medical history?"

"Marfan Syndrome..."

"What? Impossible." Like a bolt from the blue, Xiao Wang grabbed Xiao Liu's hand, hoping to get a negative answer.

But after waiting for a long time, Xiao Liu just nodded and said "yes" softly.