snow bird

Before 4 o'clock in the morning, Xiao Liu was woken up excitedly.He tiptoed downstairs with the dog and the cat in his arms, and the aunts in the family woke up.

"What would you like to eat?"

"Whatever..." Xiao Liu seemed a little embarrassed, having never seen such a big battle.

"That's the same as the young master." The aunt in charge of cooking is called Mama Xu, smiling and looking very kind.

Xiao Liu has only seen such titles as Young Master in novels.

It was just dawn, and Xiao Liu, who was used to exercising at 6 o'clock, was still a bit early for this time.But Yoyo was very excited, rolling around, and next to him, another hairball, Duoduo also walked forward with graceful small steps.

After running for a while, Duoduo, whose legs were 8cm long, was tired, and jumped on Xiao Liu twice, asking him to hug him.

"You are so heavy." After hugging, Duoduo may weigh 20 catties. Can a cat grow so big?Xiao Liu knew for the first time.

After being walked by the pet and returning home, the aunt told Xiao Liu that breakfast was not ready yet, so let's go to rest first.Xiao Liu did not go back to the room, but fell asleep lying on the sofa covered with a cushion.

After a while, he felt warm on his body, as if his aunt had covered him with a sheet, and after a while, his body sank, as if the dog had come up, and after a while, the cat also came.

In this way, in a daze, Xiao Liu fell into a dream, giving the two ancestors a human cushion.

After regaining consciousness again, Xiao Liu heard Xiao Wang on the phone. Because it was too quiet, Xiao Liu could hear the voice on the other side of the phone clearly.

"You didn't sleep with him?" Two lines of voice, obviously the age on the phone feels older.

"No, we are all pure comrades-in-arms now. Oh, of course I touched it... the size is okay."

"It should be because I'm not interested in you. I know a little, but you can't beat straight men."

"No, I think, at the very least, he is bisexual...Although he is very popular with women... Uncle, don't worry, I won't force others to be difficult, not to mention, I have confidence in myself. Especially after the plastic surgery."

Xiao Wang's series of laughter made Xiao Liu feel complicated. Indeed, seeing Xiao Wang's face, especially the big eyes, he really couldn't refuse.

"I think he likes me..."

"Is it disgusting to love you when you are old? He likes you and still doesn't fuck you. You are just 20, man. Is there really Plato? Lie to the ghost, it must not be possible."

"No, so what, no, I like it too."

"You... Don't fall in love just by looking at it? You haven't been tricked enough before? What if he just uses you? Children from that kind of family are inevitably snobbish."

"Can you take care of your own man? Even if you are cheated, so what? Isn't it just some money, and it can kill you. It doesn't matter if you die, anyway, you have died once."

As soon as Xiao Wang finished speaking, the phone on the other end hung up.Of course, Xiao Wang refused to let the other person go, and called back the phone again, but when he didn't answer, he started typing.After typing, Xiao Liu heard a series of churning sounds, then threw the phone away, and started humming a ditty.

"Duoduo, come, kiss me." When Xiao Wang walked to Duo Duo's side and was about to pull Duo Duo, Duo Duo screamed and lifted the quilt covered by Xiao Liu.Unprepared to expose it, Xiao Liu could only continue to act.

Seeing Xiao Wang's sluggish expression, Xiao Liu was embarrassed and wanted to laugh, so he took the lead and said, "Morning dog brother!"

"Morning, did you sleep well at night?" Xiao Wang's face twitched, trying to stabilize his emotions, as if he was praying that Xiao Liu didn't hear anything, and added stiffly: "Have you had breakfast?"

"not yet..."

In order to ease the embarrassment, Xiao Wang ran downstairs to find Mama Xu for breakfast.

After quickly eating the water chestnut chaos made by his aunt, Xiao Wang chose a suitable distance and sat next to Xiao Liu. Seeing the cat and the dog still lying on Xiao Liu, he began to coax the cat and the dog: "Go, go, don't be here. Nest."

The dog walked away consciously, but unexpectedly, Duoduo, the puppet cat, started to fight back with its claws, as if defending Xiao Liu's throne to the death.

"You rebelled, you even hit me." Xiao Wang was just about to get angry when he saw Xiao Liu watching a play with a cat in his arms: "You really like animals."

"You too, even eat animal vinegar..."

"I..." Knowing that he was wrong, Xiao Wang pursed his mouth and stretched his head: "You didn't finish watching yesterday?"

What Xiao Liu is reading is Xiao Wang's life diary.This diary was given to Xiao Liu by Xiao Wang last night, saying that he wanted him to fully understand himself.

This diary was prepared for him by Xiao Wang's mother, and it was recorded from the day of pregnancy until his death.Every bit of Xiao Wang's life is included in it.

The diary is very thick, about 1000 pages, and there are more than 500 pages densely written in it. A large number of photos and small keepsakes make the diary even bigger.

This kind of notebook reminded Xiao Liu of the handbooks popular among girls, and he had never seen such a delicate notebook.

"It turns out that the hero's mother always likes to take notes in the story of the humble dog, and it's true." Xiao Liu lamented, unexpectedly, someone would count the days like this and record another person's life day by day.

The first day, the second day, the first week, the tenth day, the full moon, one hundred days, one year old, the first time to go to the hospital, the first time to wear a military uniform, the first time to fly, the first time to go to school.Touching the content written in Juanxiu's handwriting, Xiao Liu kept sighing in his heart that Xiao Wang's slenderness and sensitivity should all be inherited from her mother.

"You were so cute when you were young." Seeing the photo of Xiao Wang who was about four years old, Xiao Liu couldn't help touching the photo and said.

"You must have been cute when you were young."

"I don't even know what I looked like in the past, and I didn't leave a picture." Otherwise, such a thing would not have happened. Xiao Liu didn't say this sentence.

"There's nothing to be sorry about." Xiao Liu smiled. Seeing the photo of a family of three on Xiao Liu's fifth birthday, he sighed in his heart that Xiao Liu's parents were a match made in heaven, although in the end they worked together for their children.

"Have you ever practiced ballet?" Xiao Liu was surprised to see a photo of Xiao Wang wearing leggings and stretching his legs.

"Well, but later my father didn't like it, so he didn't learn it. But now I'm still very soft, and I can make all kinds of dents." Xiao Wang was very proud.

Hearing this sentence, Xiao Liu's reaction was "So those weird positions that can be sunken in the story are real." Of course, he didn't dare to ask, for fear of saying it, Xiao Wang got excited and pressed him to practice it on the spot .

"Who is this?" Xiao Liu turned a few pages and pointed to a man who looked similar to the former Xiao Wang.

"My uncle, who is ten years older than me, is very similar to me in the past. In the past, our two repertoires were to find someone to have 3P together. I got a lot of 1-horse sex, and then I had plastic surgery, so I It's boring."

What Xiao Wang said was an understatement, but Xiao Liu's internal affairs were turbulent. Can you really tell Xiao Huang about this?After thinking about it for a while, Xiao Liu immediately rejected this idea. Since Xiao Huang was offended last night, let's offend him to the end.

Xiao Wang said that his face was not red and his heart was not beating, but Xiao Liu understood the setting of a brother and the male second having a 3P in the previous stories of the dog, and asked in a daze: "You... what else? Is it a strange hobby..."

"I have foreign body fetish...." Xiao Wang nodded seriously, as calmly as saying that I like drinking Coke: "Back then, I was so ignorant that I dared to stuff anything into it, and I almost went to the hospital several times."

"For example..." Xiao Liu, who was so stunned that he didn't know what to say, almost subconsciously said.

"For example, the most thrilling time was when I was stuffed with a baseball and "born" by myself. When it came out, it hurt like hell. Now it must be because the pelvis is compressing some nerves. Being a mother is really hard. It’s easy, the baby is so big, I have to give birth to it myself. The baby’s head is about the same size..." Xiao Wang said with a natural expression, and compared the sizes with his hands.Xiao Liu's mind is full of "unscientific" fragments that he has seen in various articles...

"So it's true that you can stuff 80cm into your colon?"

"It's true, anyway, it's possible..."

Although you have accepted strange things for a long time, suddenly there is a real person like a fairy sitting in front of you and telling you that you can plug it, that is another kind of shock.

"Are you alright down here..." Xiao Liu clutched his forehead, not wanting to accept the reality... the person in front of him, is it really all right?

"Ah, let me tell you that people are much stronger than what is said in the book. I'm doing fine now, I don't know whether to say I'm tough or young..." Xiao Wang even lifted up his clothes and looked at his abdomen after speaking, The thin waist with tight muscles is obviously obtained through very strict training, and it is not the same as Xiao Liu's simple thin waist.

"Insert at 80cm, and I can feel things coming here." Xiao Wang pointed at his upper right abdomen, and Xiao Liu's jaw almost came down.

"You really like to write reality into novels..." Maybe it's the phantom pain caused by Duoduo's pressure on the abdomen, Xiao Liu doesn't know how to evaluate the black hole in the short story.

"Oh, then I can tell you that it's true to stuff a big one in and push up the stomach..."

"Have you had a colonoscopy..." The threshold is as high as Xiao Liu's, and I can't stand it...

"I've done it all, wait a minute." Xiao Wang twitched for a while, and took out a stack of checks: "They were all checked back then, and they were all healthy. They were also checked for HIV, and there was no problem... After all, my uncle was too. As a medical student, I still care about safety... I have been abstaining from desires for two years after the car accident... It should be like returning to normal people..."

Hearing the word "safety", Xiao Liu thumped mentally.But looking through the test sheet, it is indeed okay.

Now, Xiao Liu doesn't know whether he sighs that he has opened his eyes again, or that the opposite is a very good living specimen, and even has the idea of ​​buying a book about the gut to study...

Just then, Xiao Wang's cell phone rang.After connecting to the mobile phone, Xiao Wang just called an uncle, when he heard a super loud voice on the other side: "You son of a bitch, why did you grind your teeth at night to the point that you need to see a doctor?? You definitely don't have any other illnesses. I told you not to hold back." It's over, when it's time to do it, let's do it... You see, you are dissatisfied with your desires and tossing your uncle and me every day, and I can't do you either. What is your man's phone number, or I will go to work... Please You spared me..."

"Crack" Xiao Wang hung up the phone and looked at Xiao Liu with a pale face.Obviously heard it all.

Xiao Liu spread out his hands: "I didn't hear anything."

"You can't lie to anyone, you must have heard it."

"Okay, I hear you. So what are you going to do?"

"Children who overhear others are punished."

"Not to mention you eavesdropped twice..."

"I'm not I didn't..."

"I don't care you heard it anyway...I'm going to punish you!"

"Kiss me."

"Brother Dog, don't let it go... I promised to be a classmate..." Xiao Wang pulled his arms around Xiao Liu's neck, and Xiao Liu tried to support himself, feeling that his neck was about to break.

"It's okay, promises are meant to be broken, come on." Xiao Wang scratched Xiao Liu's chin, and took the initiative to move his mouth upwards.As soon as he was about to make contact, Xiao Wang closed his eyes, but felt that his mouth touched a group of furry things.

Opening his eyes, Duoduo looked at Xiao Wang with disgust.

"You... what are you doing?" Looking at Xiao Liu who was holding up a lot, Xiao Wang was furious.

"I just kissed too much, let him replace me. If not, there is Yoyo." After finishing speaking, Xiao Liu whistled to Yoyo, and Yoyo stuck out her tongue with an expression of "I can do it anytime".

"Liu You!!!"

Accompanied by Xiao Wang's roar, Xiao Liu picked up the cat again and jumped up.