After an unknown amount of time, Lanqiao Chunxue woke up—waking up from hunger.Blue Rain's food is so good that they haven't had the habit of fasting until now.I blame myself for not preparing dry food in advance, and my heart is stuffy.
"Why do I feel that this hermit crab is listless? If it's about to die, it's better to enter my five internal organs temple." Chen Guo came over and said worriedly.
Lan Qiao was so frightened that he immediately raised the pliers and shook it desperately, proving that it was not time to die.
"It's over, it's time to return to the light." Chen Guo said regretfully.
Lan Qiao was so frightened that he spat out bubbles desperately.
"Guoguo, I've said that he's a little demon in a hardened form, and his life expectancy must be longer than that. I think he's hungry." Tang Rou walked over and raised the lunch box in her hand. There is an extra portion of grass takeaway, why not feed it to him."
Even if I, Lan Qiao, were starving to death, I would jump into the pot from here and braise it with carrots, but I wouldn’t even eat a bite of Tiny Herb’s takeaway!
Chen Guo picked up the snail shell and put it next to the lunch box. Tang Rou gently knocked on his shell: "Good boy, it's time to eat."
Don't think I can't see that your body is an albino lynx!Little girl, your incarnation time must be much shorter than mine!
Lan Qiao angrily tapped the pliers on the box lid in protest.
"Either you eat it, or I eat you." Tang Rou obviously transformed not long ago, and she couldn't hide the fierce eyes of the predator belonging to the lynx.
Really fragrant!
Lan Qiao picked up a few pieces of yam sadly with his pliers, while cursing the plantain seed in his heart, oh no, it's Gastrodia elata.
Calm down, an undercover agent without the risk of becoming an ingredient is not a good undercover agent.
He persuaded himself like this, but he heard Wei Chen's voice: "You will feed me grass when I come back from a trip? And the 'Must-choice Series for Health and Immortal Cultivation'? You will raise yourselves like rabbits when I'm not here, right? Just eat the catnip as a snack, don’t order this nonsense set meal, the old man would rather eat his own leg meat than eat this thing!”
"Okay, old Wei, let's remember bitterness and sweetness. Will you start to change to Lan Yu's takeaway shop tomorrow?" Ye Xiu held a straw made of catnip between his fingers, as if he was smoking a cigarette. .But he seemed to be nostalgic for something, and didn't make any substantive moves towards the straw.
"I'll treat you tomorrow! After earning a lot of money from the reincarnation bastards, I will show you the 'Breaking Precepts' set menu in Blue Rain's takeout. Well, the 'Fallen Devil' and 'Heavenly Tribulation' set meals are also good..." As Wei Chen spoke, his eyes turned to Lan Qiao who was gnawing on the grass—for some reason, Lan Qiao read a trace of hatred in his eyes?
"Compared with Tiny Herb's, this name is simply two extremes." Chen Guo had a melon-eating expression on her face.
"How can it be the same! Tiny Grass is urging people to fast up the valley so that they don't have to eat these grasses that are so weak that they don't want to shit. Blue Rain's signboard is 'Crossing people with food', so delicious that people feel like the next thing after eating I don't regret falling into a devil in seconds. How do humans describe it, 'It's okay to die in the morning and evening', right?" Wei Chen turned his head and found that Baozi was eating grass with relish, and he couldn't help frowning, "I said Baozi, you are a Brick who has practiced transformation, can't you still not be able to fast?"
"You don't know, Wei Er-"
"Stop, stop, stop, call me Old Wei!"
"Oh, Wei, you don't know, I just eat buns..."
Lan Qiao listened silently to the side, and with Ye Xiu's addition, he already knew Baozi's life history by heart—he knew how to write the first report as an undercover agent!
Well, it's like this, although Baozi is called Baozi, he is actually a monster cultivated from a brick.The story begins a long, long time ago. Once upon a time, there was a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain, and there was a young monk in the temple.The little monk's mother died early, and his father was a mason. He slipped and fell off the ridge of the roof while installing beams for others, and died soon after.Relatives in the family took the little monk's property and sent him to the temple.The little monk was so hungry that he secretly took a big meat bun on the table to eat.After eating, he was afraid of being discovered, so he picked up a brick from the bottom of the wall, and with his family skills, he carved this brick into a steamed stuffed bun that was hard to distinguish between real and fake.Afterwards, he recited Buddhist scriptures for a long time before the altar with a guilty conscience.Unexpectedly, the abbot saw that he was so "sincere", so he entrusted him with the responsibility of taking care of the altar.From then on, the little monk went down the mountain every day to buy buns from Rongji Baozi Shop with the sesame oil money, because there was a brick bun to support the place, and he could secretly eat a fresh bun every time.But he is not greedy, never eat a second more.After the young monk became the old abbot, the disciples all thought that the master was a pious person who bought offerings himself every day.Before the old abbot passed away, he called his most beloved disciple to him and told him the secret: "Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha is in the heart. We are offering to Jigong Living Buddha, so there is no need to stick to these customary etiquette. Remember to take good care of that piece Bricks." So this piece of Brick buns has been edified by incense and Buddhist scriptures for 800 years, and it can transform into a human being, and it especially likes to eat buns.He went down the mountain to eat steamed buns at the Rongji Baozi Shop, which has been passed down for several dynasties, causing all the diners to have a sense of Buddha's light and meditation.Later, a wandering monk realized the truth and gave him a worldly name, Bao Rongxing.This incident has also become a widely circulated anecdote.The descendants of Rongji Steamed Bun Shop simply played the signboard "ghosts like to eat it", and openly challenged Tianjin Goubuli Steamed Buns.There is no way, the video of the theft of steamed buns played on a loop in the lobby cannot be faked.Although the video was later removed due to the policy prohibiting these ghost stories, the Baozipu is still a well-known tourist attraction in the local area.And Ye Xiu just picked up the steamed stuffed bun when he passed by Rongji Steamed Bun Shop.At that time, he was squatting under the eaves as a "watcher", eating buns with relish.
"I think Blue Rain's takeaway is more delicious! There are so many steamed buns in their morning tea set!" Baozi said joyfully.
Lan Qiao clearly saw Wei Chen's loving eyes showing "a child can be taught", and subconsciously shook the pliers in his hand, accidentally pinching a piece of grass.
"By the way, old Wei, where did you meet our boss?" Baozi asked.
"I, this old man was studying abroad, ah no, I met this guy during my work-study program." Wei Chen's expression was inscrutable.
"Well, I'm working and studying in Germany, and I'm in charge of predicting the World Cup." Ye Xiu mercilessly exposed him.
Chen Guo laughed so hard that she fell down: "I can't see that you are still a magic stick."
"So Paul the Godhead, what conditions did Ye Xiu set to bring you here?" Tang Rou asked.
A key information point has appeared!This man with pretty fingers is called Ye Xiu!
Lan Qiao waved his pliers a little excitedly, but the shell accidentally rolled to the edge of the table, Baozi immediately ran over joyfully, picked up his shell and threw it into the water tank.Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a silver umbrella placed against the wall next to Ye Xiu.
It seems that this Ye Xiu is Lord Grim?
Lan Qiao smacked the name, feeling inexplicably in a good mood.
"I haven't realized anything for many years. Predicting the World Cup is just a search for the truth of heaven." Wei Chen's expression was inscrutable, but all the members present except Baozi said "Oh, keep playing!" "Ahem, the old man was punished by heaven for peeping at the secrets of heaven. Then this guy said he would help me carry the punishment from heaven last time. As a result, the old man was hacked into a black body and shed three layers of skin before he escaped." In the laboratory, he is fine, he ran away after deceiving the old man's magic weapon, saying that he needs the old man's investment in order to uphold the justice of the heavens - the old man's skin that was burnt black at that time has not returned to white." Wei Chen was a little bit grumpy bosom.
"Ah, I know, I saw it on TV, and they even erected a grave for you. No, it should be called the Clothes Tomb now." Tang Rou was thoughtful.
"Little girl, how did you get here?" Wei Chen asked back.
"She, there is a mine at home, ah no, there is an island at home. You said before that you were in a plane crash?" Chen Guo cast her eyes on Tang Rou.
"Well, I told my father that I wanted to come out to play, and my father arranged for me to take a plane to let me relax. But I hadn't transformed at that time, so I accidentally made a mistake and drove the plane to the Bermuda Triangle. I came here out of nowhere. But I have already sent a letter to my father, saying that I will play with two Jiazi first before going back.” Tang Rou’s tone was casual, as if she was saying, “I wanted to steam this fish, but I accidentally burned it in the pot. Just burn it in soy sauce."
Wei Chen stroked the masculine beard on his chin that he was most proud of after taking shape: "Flying a plane is easy, I will teach you next time."
"Forget it, old Wei, she only has four claws." Ye Xiu choked on him, and began to wipe the Thousand Chance Umbrella again.
Chen Guo's eyes flashed: "By the way, when will Mu Mu come next time? Last time she came to see you, she ate so much catnip and ran away from sleep. I didn't even have time to ask her for an autograph. Excellent Era is too picky, can't even supply catnip?"
Ye Xiu smiled when he heard this, "Maybe she thinks the catnip here is more delicious."
"That's right." Chen Guo burst into laughter immediately, "I ordered the urgent order from Yanyu Express, and after I bought it, I treated it with Baihua brand aromatherapy. It must be better than Jiashi's!"
Ye Xiu smiled and didn't speak.Of course, Su Mucheng enjoyed the highest grade premium catnip in Excellent Era, but in such an untrustworthy environment, she was determined not to put herself in a passive position just because she was greedy for catnip.One more year, soon.In the years since she left, the cultivation base she had accumulated before has been accumulating steadily, as if some switch had been turned on to skyrocket.If her brother could see it, he would be very happy.
The abyss of evil, only he, Su Mucheng's brother and Tao Xuan knew about it.Ye Xiu wasn't sure if Tao Xuan still remembered, after all seven or eight years had passed.Or, Tao Xuan still remembered, just pretending to have forgotten.But even if there is only a glimmer of hope, he will try, not only for the sake of his old friend's sister, but also for the sake of the way of heaven.
Unknowingly, the cabin became quiet.Lanqiao Chunxue also felt a little sleepy, but he pulled himself together and took out the latest coral pen jointly produced by Biyanfei and Shuguang Xuanbing. The written words can float like algae, and the three-dimensional structure formed after dehydration can be used Come to read the message, very covert.
The next day, when the group of people had gone out, Lan Qiao changed shape and tiptoed to the stream to throw the secret letter into the water.
When he returned to the house, he saw a stack of lunch boxes with Tiny Grass patterns printed on them in the trash bag by the door, picked them up by accident and planned to throw them out the door, after thinking for a while, he finally threw them into the recycling bin set up by the Whistling Municipal Group.
Well, this parabola is pretty perfect.If possible, he really wanted to deal with that Gastrodia guy in the same way.snort.
Lan Qiao leisurely returned to the shell.The many creatures outside the house whose time and place did not conform to common sense didn't realize that he was also an undercover agent, and thought he was a member of the dead house that Xingxin didn't show up.They were jumping happily one by one, eagerly hoping that Lan Qiao would bring them into the house too.
Think beautiful!
Lan Qiao originally wanted to sleep in the snail shell, but felt that he was too idle to panic, so he jumped out of the water tank and walked around.He was sure that he was looking for clues, but without knowing it, he started to do other things-he put the tableware, tables and chairs back, put another layer of glue on the gaps between the eaves and walls, and put the attic Sand the burrs on the wooden ladder, comb the knotted tassels from the hem of the curtains, trim the pilling fluff from the carpet, and pour out the ashes in the stove that blocked the vent... At last he wiped the water tank clean to his heart's content. Shine bright and then start to doze off.
It's a pity that what he saw after he was woken up almost drove him crazy - after picking him up yesterday, Baozi picked up a lot of flowers, plants, stones, eggs, insects, fish, birds and animals today, and piled them on the carpet he just cleaned today , the whole cabin is filled with the smell of water, earth and all kinds of indescribable fragrances of flowers.Lan Qiao suddenly recalled an interesting story that Lu Hanwen told Huang Shaotian before - the reincarnated golden retriever demon Jiang Botao would be so angry by Du Ming that he would have myocardial infarction every few days, no, it was his dantian that was blocked.It is said that Du Ming is a half-breed monster of Border Shepherd and Alaska, and he often has unique and strange operations.Jiang Botao often scratched his ears and sighed, "Today's Du Ming is not a border shepherd, but Alaska." Baozi's classmate at this moment made Lan Qiao feel as if he had eaten a stone in his throat.He felt a real pain in the head.
"Hey, today's harvest is so big." Ye Xiu said and picked up a crab - Lan Qiao could tell at a glance that it was a crab disguised as a houttuynia cordata.Tiny Herb is too bad, he arranged undercover agents and didn't forget to trick them, Blue Rain!But looking at Ye Xiu who seemed satisfied with the crab's size, Lan Qiao felt a little sour for some reason.
Why?You disliked me for being small yesterday, but today are you praising other monsters?Anyway, I am a real crab relative, this guy is just a grass.Fortunately, you are still a treasure, and if you have the leisure to praise him, you can cook it in soy sauce.
As if guessing what he was thinking, Ye Xiu glanced over the water tank inadvertently: "Put it here to soak, and steam it in the wok tonight." As he spoke, he took the crab disguised with Houttuynia cordata. After putting it into the water tank, Lan Qiao dragged the snail shell aside in disgust.
I only heard Ye Xiu continue to express his comments with great interest: "There is ginger, onion and garlic, and some perilla will be even better."
Lan Qiao held back his laughter, it seemed that Tiny Herb had spent a lot of money this time.It is estimated that Tiny Herb covered this kind of young monster with work-related injury insurance. In case the body is eaten, it can provide free soul recovery service and a low-level transformation pill.But according to Baozi's positive attitude, Tiny Herb might be able to go bankrupt.
"Boss, do you want me to go out and look for it again?" Baozi asked eagerly, "I feel very lucky recently, and I can get a lot of things with my eyes closed."
Tang Rou paused when she opened the can of catnip: "Why do I feel that something is wrong..."
Ye Xiu smiled: "Don't worry, I guess they all want to join our Xingxin. Let Baozi confirm that if they are ordinary creatures, they can be stored in the cellar. If they want to join our little demons, then arrange them to go to Banyan to the city."
Chen Guo said "tsk", "Have you ever considered me, the lady boss who is in charge of paying wages?"
"It's okay, the old man has made a fortune recently, I'll take care of all the food!" Wei Chen said proudly.
Satisfied, Lan Qiao turned over and curled into the shell.Look, it is impossible for you to be a good undercover agent with such low-level methods.Being so intimidated by Ye Xiu, he would have to run away sooner or later.Even if Tiny Herb promised to take back the soul, it still has to be taken back. It's hard to withstand the blow of death if one's own cultivation is too low.Well, we, Lan Yu, have farsightedness and foresight, and the people who arrange undercover agents are all experts, so it doesn't look like they came undercover.In this round, we, Blue Rain, are ahead.
Lan Qiao completely forgot that he was almost given a "beautiful warning" when he first arrived, but he escaped because he seemed to have too little meat, easily clogged his teeth and affected the sincere friendship of his partners at the dinner table.He also didn't think that Wei Chen could see through Yu Wenzhou's restrictions.
But Ye Xiu is really a very gentle person for clearly telling those undercover little monsters to hurry up and run away.As expected of such beautiful fingers.
Lan Qiao fell asleep in his illogical thoughts.After a few hours, he was suddenly awakened by a loud movement, and he felt dizzy as soon as he probed out—the crab disguised as Houttuynia cordata was struggling to crawl out of the water tank, but it took a long time to crawl because its body shape was not suitable enough. Just climbed up the slippery edge of the tank, but the center of gravity was unstable, and the water tank was overturned.
There was only a crash, and Lanqiao rolled to the ground with the snail shell, and there were fragments of the water tank next to it.
Silly boy, you can either turn back into Houttuynia cordata and run away, or pretend to be a crab honestly. Don’t you think it’s strange that a crab has such long legs?In addition, you learned the principle of leverage really well, the bone spell used for deformation is used to tear down my nest, right?
The bullet screen in Lan Qiao's heart flickered quickly, but in fact he was still lying quietly in the shell, motionless.You wave and let you wave, and I make my bed from the quilt of the sky.
"Brother Hermit Crab!" As a result, the brat ran over to Lan Qiao with regret, his long legs looked like he was walking on stilts, and Lan Qiao felt like he would boil them in a pot if he looked at them for a second longer.
"Brother Hermit Crab, are you okay?" Houttuynia cordata ran over and pushed its shell.
"It's okay, it's okay, you go." Lan Qiao sent him weakly.
Saving someone's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, and disturbing someone's dream will surely lead to Avici Hell.
Houttuynia cordata didn't know what to think, and said tearfully, "Aren't you running away?"
Lan Qiao opened his mouth, and was just about to find a reason to send him away, but the pliers accidentally pulled out the piece of yam that he had used as a pillow.
"So it's Brother Yam! Brother Yam, won't you go?" The nervous Houttuynia cordata couldn't hold back its crab form, and its crab legs had turned into eighteen.
"Child, remember, someone has to do something." Lan Qiao coaxed it casually, "Go quickly, or it will be too late if you don't."
Houttuynia cordata burst into tears, suddenly took a step forward, picked up the yam, and said solemnly: "Brother Yam, I know you are going to be cooked tonight, don't worry, I will live on with your last wish Yes! Just leave me a thought about this, I will go back and apply to set up a tomb for you. Brother Shanyao, take care!" Houttuynia ran away after speaking, looking like a moldy spider crab.
Lan Qiao was dumbfounded—hey!That's no reason for you to run away with my pillow!
There's no way, I hope that today's Blue Rain box lunch can have a few distant nephews who have been cold in the night as pillows for him.
Lan Qiao turned into a human, cleaned up the debris on the ground, thought about it, and repaired the water tank with a bonding spell that hadn't been used for many years.Just as he was about to deal with the water stains, he heard footsteps and hurriedly retracted into the shell.
But the person who came was an unexpected guest—Excellent Era's hairless cat Liu Hao.
Lan Qiao felt that it was absolutely impossible for him to be an undercover agent, and the hostility on his face seemed to be to find fault.Although he felt that with Ye Xiu's current cultivation, he couldn't win, but there was still Old Wei around.
Lan Qiao waited and waited, but did not hear the knock on the door.So he looked through the crack of the window, but saw Liu Hao circling around the room, not knowing what he was looking for.In the end he left disappointed.
Could it be that Liu Hao knew Ye Xiu?
Lan Qiao thought about it for a while, and fell into confusion—in a trusting environment, demon cultivators will return to their original bodies, which is more comfortable, and because they follow the way of heaven, they can gain faster cultivation speed.The two beauties often transform back into felines and knock catnip together, Baozi will also turn into bricks and jump around, and Lao Wei will also transform back into octopus, and use his wrists and feet to hold wine bottles, wine glasses, chopsticks and spoons respectively, so comfortable—— But Ye Xiu never changed back to his original body.
Reminiscent of the rumor about the Demon Mirror, Lan Qiao made a bold guess——Ye Xiu's body is a two-legged beast!Shocked by his conjecture, he decided to take a nap to calm down, but was woken up again by a movement.
Those "undercover agents" who were thrown into the cellar pushed open the cellar cover and rushed out. Most of them were too frightened to maintain their camouflage.
I'm an undercover agent who sticks to his post.Lan Qiao muttered a sentence in his heart.There was no fluctuation in his heart, and he even looked forward to tonight's Blue Rain takeaway.
When night fell, Ye Xiu and his party came back with one more member.Lan Qiao could tell at a glance that it was a Bupleurum monster who had been stuck in the bottleneck of cultivation for several years after the transformation, and turned into a two-legged beast as a well-mannered young man, who just looked at him a little timidly.
"Yifan, your transformation form is not stable yet, so you can sleep here at night." Ye Xiu said, and moved over a flower pot.
"Thank you, senior." The boy lowered his head and took the flowerpot, but was startled when Baozi slapped him on the shoulder.
"Qiao Yifan, is that the name? What planet are you from? I'm Xurishu." Baozi asked cheerfully.
"I, I am a stomach pheasant."
"Alright, let me calculate your fortune for tomorrow!"
Lan Qiao blinked, and began to think back to the previous question - if Ye Xiu was a human being, how did he get through the miasma and come to the City of Glory by himself?As a human being, he had a good life, but what did he come here for?Also recruited so many weird guys.And he seemed to be quite familiar with Excellent Era's Su Mucheng.If it's just for cultivating immortals, it's not like there are no suitable Taoist temples in the human world, so why come to such a place where demon cultivators are rampant?
If he is really human, then there must be some reason why he must come.
Hearing the whispers of Baozi and Qiao Yifan, the sound of Tang Rou and Chen Guo chewing catnip chips, the subtle scraping of Ye Xiu's handkerchief on the surface of the Thousand Chance Umbrella, the clearing of Wei Chen's wine glass and wine bottle. With the tinkling sound and the crackling sound of firewood crackling in the stove, Lan Qiao finally fell asleep peacefully.
He had a dream.He dreamed of a fairy tale widely circulated among aquatic creatures—a story once recorded by Twolegs, called "The Daughter of the Sea".But what they passed down from generation to generation is very different from the version of the Twolegs.In their version, the mermaid is the descendant of the fish demon and the immortal cultivator of the two-legged beast, but her parents warned her that compared with the illusory kingship and wealth, the original longevity of the creature is the way of heaven worth pursuing, so tell her She must not be attracted to ordinary humans. After all, the human race is generally difficult to successfully cultivate immortality and ascend because of their innate wisdom.The mermaid's parents told her that if she met an ordinary two-legged beast that she liked, she could go and pass the time, but she had to wait until after the transformation.However, the playful mermaid left the depths of the ocean ahead of time.Affected by the blood of two-legged beasts, she failed to transform successfully for hundreds of years, but at this time she fell in love with an ordinary two-legged beast at first sight, and even found a fallen starfish demon in exchange for the secret method of transforming in advance.Because she couldn't wait any longer.In her long life, if she couldn't get close to that blond Twoleg today, then soon, he would disappear without a trace like foam on the sea level in the morning sun.According to the legend, the mermaid turned into a bubble, but in fact, she lost almost all her cultivation and became a little mermaid with amnesia, sleeping in a shell on the bottom of the sea. Cultivation career.It's just that the Twolegs didn't know about it, and they turned this legend into a poignant fairy tale.Mermaid singing?These ignorant two-legged beasts really make mermaids sing a song, and the two-legged beasts on the whole boat will die.Don't you know the siren siren?That's a mermaid who went on vacation and got lost, you know?
When Lan Qiao and the others were studying this legend in the college, Fang Shijing, the Supreme Elder of Lanxi Pavilion, gave them a 2988-word post-reading review.Chun Yi politely said that he should cultivate immortals and work hard to change form, but Bi Yanfei wrote a large paragraph of criticism, and pointed out that "mermaids should not ask the sea star demon for the medicine to change form, but a Avoid water pill, and then directly tie that two-legged beast to the bottom of the sea to live for a year, and then roast and eat him when it's over." So he was punished by Fang Shijing to stand for three days.Suguang Xuanbing, who overslept and forgot to do his homework, copied Bi Yanfei's answers, but was fined to stand for a week.How stupid, seeing him fight with Bi Yanfei every day, how can you be so kind and take the initiative to borrow him to copy the answers?It's better to learn how to write in Yehan, and copy the original text of the story without knowing how to write it, make up [-] characters, and add a line at the end "ah, this story really impresses me".
Lan Qiao tried hard to recall what was written in his workbook, but he couldn't help but start to wonder about some irrelevant questions—was it the same in Ye Xiu's student days?His fingers are so beautiful, the handwriting should be beautiful too.He must be the one whose homework was copied.Even, he should have received a lot of little pieces of paper, well, the world of Twolegs called that thing a "love letter".
If Ye Xiu could hear these questions, he would definitely tell him, no, I just skipped school, I ran away from home to cultivate immortals, and I cheated my brother every day to help me copy my homework, I don’t know if my handwriting is good or not, but Anyway, signatures are worth a lot.
Lan Qiao finally remembered, and wrote in his composition: "Just as in the world of two-legged beasts, a grain of gold can be exchanged for a ton of yellow sand, I don't think that a short lifespan is necessarily inferior to an infinite lifespan." Longevity. The Two-legged beast also said such a sentence, "Heard the Tao in the morning, and die in the evening." If there is such a relationship that is worth my life and death, then I will go through fire and water. Moreover, even if both parties It is a cultivator, and there is no guarantee of the same life span to ensure the so-called "fairness". A two-legged beast with a life span of one year spends 50 years in love, and a cultivator with a life span of fifty years spends 300 years. If you love for a year, you can definitely say who is better? If these 'fairness' were so important, that mermaid would not have been born. Also, I strongly disagree with the behavior of love at first sight. I think it will take a long time for the two to get married The respect, understanding, and sharing of pain and happiness can make this love last forever. If it is just wishful thinking and love at first sight, I am willing to engrave the name of the other party on the humble but eternal stone, and pray for it all my life."
After Fang Shijing accepted it, he called him to the office. Instead of grading his composition, he threw him a book of math problems and told him to do it well.He returned to the classroom in a daze, but couldn't figure it out.Later, the Snitch Xixi told him in a pen that it is said that in the world of Two-legged beasts, there is a saying that if you like someone, you should do math problems.Lan Qiao believed it, but worked harder on the math problems.Bi Yanfei asked him why, and he explained: "If one day liking someone really needs to do math problems, and I really, really like it, I can spend 59 years of my life doing it." math problems, and then spend the rest of the year focusing on loving him." Bi Yanfei said with a look of horror: "Lao Lan, your brain circuit is really strange."
Lan Qiao smiled noncommittally.He wants to cultivate immortality well and work hard to transform into form.He doesn't have anyone he wants to get close to, but he hopes that if there is such a day in the future, he will be able to confess his heart more confidently without fear of the deception and teasing of heaven and fate.
In this dream, he returned to the classroom, sat on the window sill with one leg crossed, and bent over his knees to do math problems.Outside the window is the sky blue water, and the warm light from the sea level above.Suddenly a shadow passed by, which turned out to be a ship.Then Blue Bridge saw a figure fall to the sea level.The pen in Lan Qiao's hand was still calculating on the draft paper.But when the man was slowly falling towards the bottom of the sea, Lan Qiao suddenly recognized who the man was, and hurriedly climbed up the window sill to open the window and jump out, but bumped into the wall with a "boom".
Facts have proved that what he hit was not a wall, but the snail shell that "depends on him".Lan Qiao woke up from the dream with such a jolt.He shook his head in a trance, and was about to change to a comfortable position to continue sleeping, but found that there were two crooked small characters drawn by his own pliers inside the shell, and the whole shrimp was suddenly bad.
A "mouth", an "X", a "person", and a little more "winter".
In the blink of an eye, Lanqiao Chunxue and Lan Moxia started to think desperately, according to the Blue Rain contract, does this count as destroying work equipment?Will wages be deducted?
"Why do I feel that this hermit crab is listless? If it's about to die, it's better to enter my five internal organs temple." Chen Guo came over and said worriedly.
Lan Qiao was so frightened that he immediately raised the pliers and shook it desperately, proving that it was not time to die.
"It's over, it's time to return to the light." Chen Guo said regretfully.
Lan Qiao was so frightened that he spat out bubbles desperately.
"Guoguo, I've said that he's a little demon in a hardened form, and his life expectancy must be longer than that. I think he's hungry." Tang Rou walked over and raised the lunch box in her hand. There is an extra portion of grass takeaway, why not feed it to him."
Even if I, Lan Qiao, were starving to death, I would jump into the pot from here and braise it with carrots, but I wouldn’t even eat a bite of Tiny Herb’s takeaway!
Chen Guo picked up the snail shell and put it next to the lunch box. Tang Rou gently knocked on his shell: "Good boy, it's time to eat."
Don't think I can't see that your body is an albino lynx!Little girl, your incarnation time must be much shorter than mine!
Lan Qiao angrily tapped the pliers on the box lid in protest.
"Either you eat it, or I eat you." Tang Rou obviously transformed not long ago, and she couldn't hide the fierce eyes of the predator belonging to the lynx.
Really fragrant!
Lan Qiao picked up a few pieces of yam sadly with his pliers, while cursing the plantain seed in his heart, oh no, it's Gastrodia elata.
Calm down, an undercover agent without the risk of becoming an ingredient is not a good undercover agent.
He persuaded himself like this, but he heard Wei Chen's voice: "You will feed me grass when I come back from a trip? And the 'Must-choice Series for Health and Immortal Cultivation'? You will raise yourselves like rabbits when I'm not here, right? Just eat the catnip as a snack, don’t order this nonsense set meal, the old man would rather eat his own leg meat than eat this thing!”
"Okay, old Wei, let's remember bitterness and sweetness. Will you start to change to Lan Yu's takeaway shop tomorrow?" Ye Xiu held a straw made of catnip between his fingers, as if he was smoking a cigarette. .But he seemed to be nostalgic for something, and didn't make any substantive moves towards the straw.
"I'll treat you tomorrow! After earning a lot of money from the reincarnation bastards, I will show you the 'Breaking Precepts' set menu in Blue Rain's takeout. Well, the 'Fallen Devil' and 'Heavenly Tribulation' set meals are also good..." As Wei Chen spoke, his eyes turned to Lan Qiao who was gnawing on the grass—for some reason, Lan Qiao read a trace of hatred in his eyes?
"Compared with Tiny Herb's, this name is simply two extremes." Chen Guo had a melon-eating expression on her face.
"How can it be the same! Tiny Grass is urging people to fast up the valley so that they don't have to eat these grasses that are so weak that they don't want to shit. Blue Rain's signboard is 'Crossing people with food', so delicious that people feel like the next thing after eating I don't regret falling into a devil in seconds. How do humans describe it, 'It's okay to die in the morning and evening', right?" Wei Chen turned his head and found that Baozi was eating grass with relish, and he couldn't help frowning, "I said Baozi, you are a Brick who has practiced transformation, can't you still not be able to fast?"
"You don't know, Wei Er-"
"Stop, stop, stop, call me Old Wei!"
"Oh, Wei, you don't know, I just eat buns..."
Lan Qiao listened silently to the side, and with Ye Xiu's addition, he already knew Baozi's life history by heart—he knew how to write the first report as an undercover agent!
Well, it's like this, although Baozi is called Baozi, he is actually a monster cultivated from a brick.The story begins a long, long time ago. Once upon a time, there was a mountain, and there was a temple on the mountain, and there was a young monk in the temple.The little monk's mother died early, and his father was a mason. He slipped and fell off the ridge of the roof while installing beams for others, and died soon after.Relatives in the family took the little monk's property and sent him to the temple.The little monk was so hungry that he secretly took a big meat bun on the table to eat.After eating, he was afraid of being discovered, so he picked up a brick from the bottom of the wall, and with his family skills, he carved this brick into a steamed stuffed bun that was hard to distinguish between real and fake.Afterwards, he recited Buddhist scriptures for a long time before the altar with a guilty conscience.Unexpectedly, the abbot saw that he was so "sincere", so he entrusted him with the responsibility of taking care of the altar.From then on, the little monk went down the mountain every day to buy buns from Rongji Baozi Shop with the sesame oil money, because there was a brick bun to support the place, and he could secretly eat a fresh bun every time.But he is not greedy, never eat a second more.After the young monk became the old abbot, the disciples all thought that the master was a pious person who bought offerings himself every day.Before the old abbot passed away, he called his most beloved disciple to him and told him the secret: "Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, and the Buddha is in the heart. We are offering to Jigong Living Buddha, so there is no need to stick to these customary etiquette. Remember to take good care of that piece Bricks." So this piece of Brick buns has been edified by incense and Buddhist scriptures for 800 years, and it can transform into a human being, and it especially likes to eat buns.He went down the mountain to eat steamed buns at the Rongji Baozi Shop, which has been passed down for several dynasties, causing all the diners to have a sense of Buddha's light and meditation.Later, a wandering monk realized the truth and gave him a worldly name, Bao Rongxing.This incident has also become a widely circulated anecdote.The descendants of Rongji Steamed Bun Shop simply played the signboard "ghosts like to eat it", and openly challenged Tianjin Goubuli Steamed Buns.There is no way, the video of the theft of steamed buns played on a loop in the lobby cannot be faked.Although the video was later removed due to the policy prohibiting these ghost stories, the Baozipu is still a well-known tourist attraction in the local area.And Ye Xiu just picked up the steamed stuffed bun when he passed by Rongji Steamed Bun Shop.At that time, he was squatting under the eaves as a "watcher", eating buns with relish.
"I think Blue Rain's takeaway is more delicious! There are so many steamed buns in their morning tea set!" Baozi said joyfully.
Lan Qiao clearly saw Wei Chen's loving eyes showing "a child can be taught", and subconsciously shook the pliers in his hand, accidentally pinching a piece of grass.
"By the way, old Wei, where did you meet our boss?" Baozi asked.
"I, this old man was studying abroad, ah no, I met this guy during my work-study program." Wei Chen's expression was inscrutable.
"Well, I'm working and studying in Germany, and I'm in charge of predicting the World Cup." Ye Xiu mercilessly exposed him.
Chen Guo laughed so hard that she fell down: "I can't see that you are still a magic stick."
"So Paul the Godhead, what conditions did Ye Xiu set to bring you here?" Tang Rou asked.
A key information point has appeared!This man with pretty fingers is called Ye Xiu!
Lan Qiao waved his pliers a little excitedly, but the shell accidentally rolled to the edge of the table, Baozi immediately ran over joyfully, picked up his shell and threw it into the water tank.Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of a silver umbrella placed against the wall next to Ye Xiu.
It seems that this Ye Xiu is Lord Grim?
Lan Qiao smacked the name, feeling inexplicably in a good mood.
"I haven't realized anything for many years. Predicting the World Cup is just a search for the truth of heaven." Wei Chen's expression was inscrutable, but all the members present except Baozi said "Oh, keep playing!" "Ahem, the old man was punished by heaven for peeping at the secrets of heaven. Then this guy said he would help me carry the punishment from heaven last time. As a result, the old man was hacked into a black body and shed three layers of skin before he escaped." In the laboratory, he is fine, he ran away after deceiving the old man's magic weapon, saying that he needs the old man's investment in order to uphold the justice of the heavens - the old man's skin that was burnt black at that time has not returned to white." Wei Chen was a little bit grumpy bosom.
"Ah, I know, I saw it on TV, and they even erected a grave for you. No, it should be called the Clothes Tomb now." Tang Rou was thoughtful.
"Little girl, how did you get here?" Wei Chen asked back.
"She, there is a mine at home, ah no, there is an island at home. You said before that you were in a plane crash?" Chen Guo cast her eyes on Tang Rou.
"Well, I told my father that I wanted to come out to play, and my father arranged for me to take a plane to let me relax. But I hadn't transformed at that time, so I accidentally made a mistake and drove the plane to the Bermuda Triangle. I came here out of nowhere. But I have already sent a letter to my father, saying that I will play with two Jiazi first before going back.” Tang Rou’s tone was casual, as if she was saying, “I wanted to steam this fish, but I accidentally burned it in the pot. Just burn it in soy sauce."
Wei Chen stroked the masculine beard on his chin that he was most proud of after taking shape: "Flying a plane is easy, I will teach you next time."
"Forget it, old Wei, she only has four claws." Ye Xiu choked on him, and began to wipe the Thousand Chance Umbrella again.
Chen Guo's eyes flashed: "By the way, when will Mu Mu come next time? Last time she came to see you, she ate so much catnip and ran away from sleep. I didn't even have time to ask her for an autograph. Excellent Era is too picky, can't even supply catnip?"
Ye Xiu smiled when he heard this, "Maybe she thinks the catnip here is more delicious."
"That's right." Chen Guo burst into laughter immediately, "I ordered the urgent order from Yanyu Express, and after I bought it, I treated it with Baihua brand aromatherapy. It must be better than Jiashi's!"
Ye Xiu smiled and didn't speak.Of course, Su Mucheng enjoyed the highest grade premium catnip in Excellent Era, but in such an untrustworthy environment, she was determined not to put herself in a passive position just because she was greedy for catnip.One more year, soon.In the years since she left, the cultivation base she had accumulated before has been accumulating steadily, as if some switch had been turned on to skyrocket.If her brother could see it, he would be very happy.
The abyss of evil, only he, Su Mucheng's brother and Tao Xuan knew about it.Ye Xiu wasn't sure if Tao Xuan still remembered, after all seven or eight years had passed.Or, Tao Xuan still remembered, just pretending to have forgotten.But even if there is only a glimmer of hope, he will try, not only for the sake of his old friend's sister, but also for the sake of the way of heaven.
Unknowingly, the cabin became quiet.Lanqiao Chunxue also felt a little sleepy, but he pulled himself together and took out the latest coral pen jointly produced by Biyanfei and Shuguang Xuanbing. The written words can float like algae, and the three-dimensional structure formed after dehydration can be used Come to read the message, very covert.
The next day, when the group of people had gone out, Lan Qiao changed shape and tiptoed to the stream to throw the secret letter into the water.
When he returned to the house, he saw a stack of lunch boxes with Tiny Grass patterns printed on them in the trash bag by the door, picked them up by accident and planned to throw them out the door, after thinking for a while, he finally threw them into the recycling bin set up by the Whistling Municipal Group.
Well, this parabola is pretty perfect.If possible, he really wanted to deal with that Gastrodia guy in the same way.snort.
Lan Qiao leisurely returned to the shell.The many creatures outside the house whose time and place did not conform to common sense didn't realize that he was also an undercover agent, and thought he was a member of the dead house that Xingxin didn't show up.They were jumping happily one by one, eagerly hoping that Lan Qiao would bring them into the house too.
Think beautiful!
Lan Qiao originally wanted to sleep in the snail shell, but felt that he was too idle to panic, so he jumped out of the water tank and walked around.He was sure that he was looking for clues, but without knowing it, he started to do other things-he put the tableware, tables and chairs back, put another layer of glue on the gaps between the eaves and walls, and put the attic Sand the burrs on the wooden ladder, comb the knotted tassels from the hem of the curtains, trim the pilling fluff from the carpet, and pour out the ashes in the stove that blocked the vent... At last he wiped the water tank clean to his heart's content. Shine bright and then start to doze off.
It's a pity that what he saw after he was woken up almost drove him crazy - after picking him up yesterday, Baozi picked up a lot of flowers, plants, stones, eggs, insects, fish, birds and animals today, and piled them on the carpet he just cleaned today , the whole cabin is filled with the smell of water, earth and all kinds of indescribable fragrances of flowers.Lan Qiao suddenly recalled an interesting story that Lu Hanwen told Huang Shaotian before - the reincarnated golden retriever demon Jiang Botao would be so angry by Du Ming that he would have myocardial infarction every few days, no, it was his dantian that was blocked.It is said that Du Ming is a half-breed monster of Border Shepherd and Alaska, and he often has unique and strange operations.Jiang Botao often scratched his ears and sighed, "Today's Du Ming is not a border shepherd, but Alaska." Baozi's classmate at this moment made Lan Qiao feel as if he had eaten a stone in his throat.He felt a real pain in the head.
"Hey, today's harvest is so big." Ye Xiu said and picked up a crab - Lan Qiao could tell at a glance that it was a crab disguised as a houttuynia cordata.Tiny Herb is too bad, he arranged undercover agents and didn't forget to trick them, Blue Rain!But looking at Ye Xiu who seemed satisfied with the crab's size, Lan Qiao felt a little sour for some reason.
Why?You disliked me for being small yesterday, but today are you praising other monsters?Anyway, I am a real crab relative, this guy is just a grass.Fortunately, you are still a treasure, and if you have the leisure to praise him, you can cook it in soy sauce.
As if guessing what he was thinking, Ye Xiu glanced over the water tank inadvertently: "Put it here to soak, and steam it in the wok tonight." As he spoke, he took the crab disguised with Houttuynia cordata. After putting it into the water tank, Lan Qiao dragged the snail shell aside in disgust.
I only heard Ye Xiu continue to express his comments with great interest: "There is ginger, onion and garlic, and some perilla will be even better."
Lan Qiao held back his laughter, it seemed that Tiny Herb had spent a lot of money this time.It is estimated that Tiny Herb covered this kind of young monster with work-related injury insurance. In case the body is eaten, it can provide free soul recovery service and a low-level transformation pill.But according to Baozi's positive attitude, Tiny Herb might be able to go bankrupt.
"Boss, do you want me to go out and look for it again?" Baozi asked eagerly, "I feel very lucky recently, and I can get a lot of things with my eyes closed."
Tang Rou paused when she opened the can of catnip: "Why do I feel that something is wrong..."
Ye Xiu smiled: "Don't worry, I guess they all want to join our Xingxin. Let Baozi confirm that if they are ordinary creatures, they can be stored in the cellar. If they want to join our little demons, then arrange them to go to Banyan to the city."
Chen Guo said "tsk", "Have you ever considered me, the lady boss who is in charge of paying wages?"
"It's okay, the old man has made a fortune recently, I'll take care of all the food!" Wei Chen said proudly.
Satisfied, Lan Qiao turned over and curled into the shell.Look, it is impossible for you to be a good undercover agent with such low-level methods.Being so intimidated by Ye Xiu, he would have to run away sooner or later.Even if Tiny Herb promised to take back the soul, it still has to be taken back. It's hard to withstand the blow of death if one's own cultivation is too low.Well, we, Lan Yu, have farsightedness and foresight, and the people who arrange undercover agents are all experts, so it doesn't look like they came undercover.In this round, we, Blue Rain, are ahead.
Lan Qiao completely forgot that he was almost given a "beautiful warning" when he first arrived, but he escaped because he seemed to have too little meat, easily clogged his teeth and affected the sincere friendship of his partners at the dinner table.He also didn't think that Wei Chen could see through Yu Wenzhou's restrictions.
But Ye Xiu is really a very gentle person for clearly telling those undercover little monsters to hurry up and run away.As expected of such beautiful fingers.
Lan Qiao fell asleep in his illogical thoughts.After a few hours, he was suddenly awakened by a loud movement, and he felt dizzy as soon as he probed out—the crab disguised as Houttuynia cordata was struggling to crawl out of the water tank, but it took a long time to crawl because its body shape was not suitable enough. Just climbed up the slippery edge of the tank, but the center of gravity was unstable, and the water tank was overturned.
There was only a crash, and Lanqiao rolled to the ground with the snail shell, and there were fragments of the water tank next to it.
Silly boy, you can either turn back into Houttuynia cordata and run away, or pretend to be a crab honestly. Don’t you think it’s strange that a crab has such long legs?In addition, you learned the principle of leverage really well, the bone spell used for deformation is used to tear down my nest, right?
The bullet screen in Lan Qiao's heart flickered quickly, but in fact he was still lying quietly in the shell, motionless.You wave and let you wave, and I make my bed from the quilt of the sky.
"Brother Hermit Crab!" As a result, the brat ran over to Lan Qiao with regret, his long legs looked like he was walking on stilts, and Lan Qiao felt like he would boil them in a pot if he looked at them for a second longer.
"Brother Hermit Crab, are you okay?" Houttuynia cordata ran over and pushed its shell.
"It's okay, it's okay, you go." Lan Qiao sent him weakly.
Saving someone's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda, and disturbing someone's dream will surely lead to Avici Hell.
Houttuynia cordata didn't know what to think, and said tearfully, "Aren't you running away?"
Lan Qiao opened his mouth, and was just about to find a reason to send him away, but the pliers accidentally pulled out the piece of yam that he had used as a pillow.
"So it's Brother Yam! Brother Yam, won't you go?" The nervous Houttuynia cordata couldn't hold back its crab form, and its crab legs had turned into eighteen.
"Child, remember, someone has to do something." Lan Qiao coaxed it casually, "Go quickly, or it will be too late if you don't."
Houttuynia cordata burst into tears, suddenly took a step forward, picked up the yam, and said solemnly: "Brother Yam, I know you are going to be cooked tonight, don't worry, I will live on with your last wish Yes! Just leave me a thought about this, I will go back and apply to set up a tomb for you. Brother Shanyao, take care!" Houttuynia ran away after speaking, looking like a moldy spider crab.
Lan Qiao was dumbfounded—hey!That's no reason for you to run away with my pillow!
There's no way, I hope that today's Blue Rain box lunch can have a few distant nephews who have been cold in the night as pillows for him.
Lan Qiao turned into a human, cleaned up the debris on the ground, thought about it, and repaired the water tank with a bonding spell that hadn't been used for many years.Just as he was about to deal with the water stains, he heard footsteps and hurriedly retracted into the shell.
But the person who came was an unexpected guest—Excellent Era's hairless cat Liu Hao.
Lan Qiao felt that it was absolutely impossible for him to be an undercover agent, and the hostility on his face seemed to be to find fault.Although he felt that with Ye Xiu's current cultivation, he couldn't win, but there was still Old Wei around.
Lan Qiao waited and waited, but did not hear the knock on the door.So he looked through the crack of the window, but saw Liu Hao circling around the room, not knowing what he was looking for.In the end he left disappointed.
Could it be that Liu Hao knew Ye Xiu?
Lan Qiao thought about it for a while, and fell into confusion—in a trusting environment, demon cultivators will return to their original bodies, which is more comfortable, and because they follow the way of heaven, they can gain faster cultivation speed.The two beauties often transform back into felines and knock catnip together, Baozi will also turn into bricks and jump around, and Lao Wei will also transform back into octopus, and use his wrists and feet to hold wine bottles, wine glasses, chopsticks and spoons respectively, so comfortable—— But Ye Xiu never changed back to his original body.
Reminiscent of the rumor about the Demon Mirror, Lan Qiao made a bold guess——Ye Xiu's body is a two-legged beast!Shocked by his conjecture, he decided to take a nap to calm down, but was woken up again by a movement.
Those "undercover agents" who were thrown into the cellar pushed open the cellar cover and rushed out. Most of them were too frightened to maintain their camouflage.
I'm an undercover agent who sticks to his post.Lan Qiao muttered a sentence in his heart.There was no fluctuation in his heart, and he even looked forward to tonight's Blue Rain takeaway.
When night fell, Ye Xiu and his party came back with one more member.Lan Qiao could tell at a glance that it was a Bupleurum monster who had been stuck in the bottleneck of cultivation for several years after the transformation, and turned into a two-legged beast as a well-mannered young man, who just looked at him a little timidly.
"Yifan, your transformation form is not stable yet, so you can sleep here at night." Ye Xiu said, and moved over a flower pot.
"Thank you, senior." The boy lowered his head and took the flowerpot, but was startled when Baozi slapped him on the shoulder.
"Qiao Yifan, is that the name? What planet are you from? I'm Xurishu." Baozi asked cheerfully.
"I, I am a stomach pheasant."
"Alright, let me calculate your fortune for tomorrow!"
Lan Qiao blinked, and began to think back to the previous question - if Ye Xiu was a human being, how did he get through the miasma and come to the City of Glory by himself?As a human being, he had a good life, but what did he come here for?Also recruited so many weird guys.And he seemed to be quite familiar with Excellent Era's Su Mucheng.If it's just for cultivating immortals, it's not like there are no suitable Taoist temples in the human world, so why come to such a place where demon cultivators are rampant?
If he is really human, then there must be some reason why he must come.
Hearing the whispers of Baozi and Qiao Yifan, the sound of Tang Rou and Chen Guo chewing catnip chips, the subtle scraping of Ye Xiu's handkerchief on the surface of the Thousand Chance Umbrella, the clearing of Wei Chen's wine glass and wine bottle. With the tinkling sound and the crackling sound of firewood crackling in the stove, Lan Qiao finally fell asleep peacefully.
He had a dream.He dreamed of a fairy tale widely circulated among aquatic creatures—a story once recorded by Twolegs, called "The Daughter of the Sea".But what they passed down from generation to generation is very different from the version of the Twolegs.In their version, the mermaid is the descendant of the fish demon and the immortal cultivator of the two-legged beast, but her parents warned her that compared with the illusory kingship and wealth, the original longevity of the creature is the way of heaven worth pursuing, so tell her She must not be attracted to ordinary humans. After all, the human race is generally difficult to successfully cultivate immortality and ascend because of their innate wisdom.The mermaid's parents told her that if she met an ordinary two-legged beast that she liked, she could go and pass the time, but she had to wait until after the transformation.However, the playful mermaid left the depths of the ocean ahead of time.Affected by the blood of two-legged beasts, she failed to transform successfully for hundreds of years, but at this time she fell in love with an ordinary two-legged beast at first sight, and even found a fallen starfish demon in exchange for the secret method of transforming in advance.Because she couldn't wait any longer.In her long life, if she couldn't get close to that blond Twoleg today, then soon, he would disappear without a trace like foam on the sea level in the morning sun.According to the legend, the mermaid turned into a bubble, but in fact, she lost almost all her cultivation and became a little mermaid with amnesia, sleeping in a shell on the bottom of the sea. Cultivation career.It's just that the Twolegs didn't know about it, and they turned this legend into a poignant fairy tale.Mermaid singing?These ignorant two-legged beasts really make mermaids sing a song, and the two-legged beasts on the whole boat will die.Don't you know the siren siren?That's a mermaid who went on vacation and got lost, you know?
When Lan Qiao and the others were studying this legend in the college, Fang Shijing, the Supreme Elder of Lanxi Pavilion, gave them a 2988-word post-reading review.Chun Yi politely said that he should cultivate immortals and work hard to change form, but Bi Yanfei wrote a large paragraph of criticism, and pointed out that "mermaids should not ask the sea star demon for the medicine to change form, but a Avoid water pill, and then directly tie that two-legged beast to the bottom of the sea to live for a year, and then roast and eat him when it's over." So he was punished by Fang Shijing to stand for three days.Suguang Xuanbing, who overslept and forgot to do his homework, copied Bi Yanfei's answers, but was fined to stand for a week.How stupid, seeing him fight with Bi Yanfei every day, how can you be so kind and take the initiative to borrow him to copy the answers?It's better to learn how to write in Yehan, and copy the original text of the story without knowing how to write it, make up [-] characters, and add a line at the end "ah, this story really impresses me".
Lan Qiao tried hard to recall what was written in his workbook, but he couldn't help but start to wonder about some irrelevant questions—was it the same in Ye Xiu's student days?His fingers are so beautiful, the handwriting should be beautiful too.He must be the one whose homework was copied.Even, he should have received a lot of little pieces of paper, well, the world of Twolegs called that thing a "love letter".
If Ye Xiu could hear these questions, he would definitely tell him, no, I just skipped school, I ran away from home to cultivate immortals, and I cheated my brother every day to help me copy my homework, I don’t know if my handwriting is good or not, but Anyway, signatures are worth a lot.
Lan Qiao finally remembered, and wrote in his composition: "Just as in the world of two-legged beasts, a grain of gold can be exchanged for a ton of yellow sand, I don't think that a short lifespan is necessarily inferior to an infinite lifespan." Longevity. The Two-legged beast also said such a sentence, "Heard the Tao in the morning, and die in the evening." If there is such a relationship that is worth my life and death, then I will go through fire and water. Moreover, even if both parties It is a cultivator, and there is no guarantee of the same life span to ensure the so-called "fairness". A two-legged beast with a life span of one year spends 50 years in love, and a cultivator with a life span of fifty years spends 300 years. If you love for a year, you can definitely say who is better? If these 'fairness' were so important, that mermaid would not have been born. Also, I strongly disagree with the behavior of love at first sight. I think it will take a long time for the two to get married The respect, understanding, and sharing of pain and happiness can make this love last forever. If it is just wishful thinking and love at first sight, I am willing to engrave the name of the other party on the humble but eternal stone, and pray for it all my life."
After Fang Shijing accepted it, he called him to the office. Instead of grading his composition, he threw him a book of math problems and told him to do it well.He returned to the classroom in a daze, but couldn't figure it out.Later, the Snitch Xixi told him in a pen that it is said that in the world of Two-legged beasts, there is a saying that if you like someone, you should do math problems.Lan Qiao believed it, but worked harder on the math problems.Bi Yanfei asked him why, and he explained: "If one day liking someone really needs to do math problems, and I really, really like it, I can spend 59 years of my life doing it." math problems, and then spend the rest of the year focusing on loving him." Bi Yanfei said with a look of horror: "Lao Lan, your brain circuit is really strange."
Lan Qiao smiled noncommittally.He wants to cultivate immortality well and work hard to transform into form.He doesn't have anyone he wants to get close to, but he hopes that if there is such a day in the future, he will be able to confess his heart more confidently without fear of the deception and teasing of heaven and fate.
In this dream, he returned to the classroom, sat on the window sill with one leg crossed, and bent over his knees to do math problems.Outside the window is the sky blue water, and the warm light from the sea level above.Suddenly a shadow passed by, which turned out to be a ship.Then Blue Bridge saw a figure fall to the sea level.The pen in Lan Qiao's hand was still calculating on the draft paper.But when the man was slowly falling towards the bottom of the sea, Lan Qiao suddenly recognized who the man was, and hurriedly climbed up the window sill to open the window and jump out, but bumped into the wall with a "boom".
Facts have proved that what he hit was not a wall, but the snail shell that "depends on him".Lan Qiao woke up from the dream with such a jolt.He shook his head in a trance, and was about to change to a comfortable position to continue sleeping, but found that there were two crooked small characters drawn by his own pliers inside the shell, and the whole shrimp was suddenly bad.
A "mouth", an "X", a "person", and a little more "winter".
In the blink of an eye, Lanqiao Chunxue and Lan Moxia started to think desperately, according to the Blue Rain contract, does this count as destroying work equipment?Will wages be deducted?
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