[Ye Lan] Mr. Tian Luo said he didn't want to cultivate immortality

"Xiao Chang, I'm asking you to take Mr. Li back today. You must send Mr. Li home. He has to hurry back to his hometown tomorrow!"

"Ah I--"

"Don't hesitate, if Mr. Li can support you with a few words, it can support you to fight for two years!"

"But I don't know where Teacher Li lives..."

"Oh, don't be pushy. There is a smart butler on Mr. Li's car key. You can help Mr. Li to the garage and turn on the autopilot."

The little reporter Chang Xian wanted to ask Mr. Li which floor he lived in, but he was pushed out the door by a group of colleagues laughing and laughing.He had no choice but to resign himself to his fate and set up Li Yibo to go to the elevator that went directly to the garage.

The gate of the banquet hall is getting farther and farther behind, but the noise is still endless.This is the summer break celebration banquet of the Glory column group, and it is held to celebrate the end of another year of Glory game competitions.The live broadcast commentator Li Yibo is the popular host of the column group - another commentator Pan Lin was absent from the celebration banquet, it is said that he returned to his hometown early due to something.Coincidentally, the two commentators happened to be fellow villagers, and they were said to be the famous Glory Scenic Area.

Speaking of this Glory Scenic Area, its developer, the Yip Group, has made a lot of money.They not only discovered this paradise-like land, and built it into a tourist attraction with excellent reputation, but also designed and launched a large-scale online game "Glory" based on the local environment and culture, which soon became popular all over the country and even the world. Around the world, events related to it are now in full swing.

Chang Xian, a young reporter, is a front-line reporter of the Glory column team.However, he has little qualifications and little experience, and has never been able to seize any good opportunities to make some achievements.

He turned his head to look at Li Yibo, who was drowsy, and sighed imperceptibly.Is there any local factor added?The two narrators talked about the various design details and the mysteries of the game in the game, and they were really clear and eloquent, and the other narrators in the same period were unmatched.Later, the Glory column team headed by the two of them gradually became the leading authoritative platform in the industry.

Chang Xian helped Li Yibo into the garage, Li Yibo opened his eyes in a daze, and found that it was Chang Xian who was supporting him, he couldn't help but smiled: "Xiao Chang... hiccup... you... do you want to go to my old man?" play at home?"

Chang Xian reached out to pick up his car keys, while secretly smiling.Teacher Li is so drunk, can he still make up for tomorrow's schedule?I don't know whether Mr. Li ordered the high-speed rail or the plane.

"I said you kid... hiccup... why are you smirking..." Li Yibo plunged into the car, and Chang Xian hurriedly set the autopilot.Before he could figure out how to answer, he heard Li Yibo start snoring.

Okay, why is he fussing with a drunk man?It's impossible for Mr. Li to book a ticket for him in advance, right?

Chang closed the car door first, and didn't even bother to appreciate the night view outside.Come on, he's got a lot of booze too, okay?Forcibly dragging Teacher Li downstairs, he is also starting to feel confused now.

It wasn't until the car stopped that Chang Xian realized what "poverty limits imagination" - Li Yibo's car didn't stop when it entered the community, and went directly into the elevator of the apartment building where he lived.Chang Xian sighed that this unit building is so "magnificent". I don't know which designer designed it. Every floor looks very spacious, but other buildings are different in width and narrowness.He was still thinking about why each building in the same community had different styles, and the elevator arrived at the floor where Li Yibo lived.

All right, what house number do you want, this floor is Li Yibo's home.

Chang Xian helped Li Yibo get out of the car, and the smart butler automatically opened the door after recognizing the person coming.

Um, does Mr. Li actually love nature so much in private?Do you have artificial grass blankets in your home?

Chang Xian's young, pitiful and helpless heart was shocked.He tentatively stepped on it, helped Li Yibo to lie down on the huge sofa bed, and couldn't help but reach out and brush a handful of grass—it turned out to be real grass!

Li Yibo woke up again.He took out a large porcelain bucket filled with water from under the tea table familiarly, and poured it in, and then took out a bunch of things that looked like grass leaves and chewed them with great enjoyment, and then lay down peacefully: "Little You can sleep wherever you want. I will take you back to my hometown tomorrow."

Chang Xian, who was getting drunk, nodded in a daze.His mind couldn't turn around.He looked around at the prairie-style decorations around him, and wondered if Mr. Li's hometown was in the northwest prairie?Taking a closer look, it seems that there are some subtle anomalies in the arrangement here, but he can't handle it anymore.He took one last look at the huge full-length mirror in the corner of the living room, and then fell asleep beside the sofa.

In the dream, I often feel the fragrance of the soil and grass leaves first, and I feel very happy.He also dreamed that he was sleeping on a very big sheep. The wool of this sheep was very long, soft and dense. He fell asleep in it, and had the illusion that he was a big louse.

"Mr. Sheep, where are you taking me?"

"Didn't I agree to take you to my hometown to have fun?"

"When?"

"Xiao Chang, did you forget? You sent me home?"

"Hey, Mr. Li, why did you become a sheep?"

"I'm a sheep! Otherwise, how can I live in such a big apartment by myself? Ours is about the same size as mine. Don't you see the small one next door? It's full of rabbits and mice. "

"Oh okay."

Chang Xian answered in a dizzy state, while thinking what kind of weird dream he was having, it was too funny to dream that Teacher Li became a sheep.

"Mr. Li, how long until we arrive?"

"Soon. Come from my house and go through this forest."

"From your house?"

"That's right, haven't you seen such a big mirror?"

"Oh, it can still be used like this."

Chang Xian became more and more speechless to himself.Could it be that he watched too many random doors, or that he was suffering from a nervous breakdown because he squeezed the subway to work, and he was actually fantasizing about these unrealistic things.

"Xiao Chang, go back to sleep, I'll call you when you arrive."

Chang Xian responded and fell asleep again in a daze.I hope that when I woke up from this dream, Mr. Li didn't leave him alone at his house - he was worried that he would get lost before he went out in such a high-end community.

"Xiao Chang, Xiao Chang, wake up, we are here."

Chang Xian woke up completely this time.He got up from the ground, looked at the glorious City of Glory in front of him, and wanted to speak, but bit his tongue - he remembered that there was this thing in the promotional video of the Glory Scenic Area Travel Agency.At that time, he thought that the special effects were done well, and the little brother in the later stage should add five chicken legs, but now that he saw it with his own eyes, he felt that the little brother in the later stage might have lost his job.

Are you really not dreaming!Is there such a big tree on earth?Big enough to be a city wall!

No, I was just dreaming.

"Xiao Chang, don't be in a daze, let's go."

Is that giant sheep in front talking to itself?When it didn't look back, it still thought of itself as a giant cotton candy.

Seeing him standing still, the sheep seemed to have realized something, so they turned around and kicked him——

Chang first felt real pain.He finally realized that everything in front of him was real.Didn't he become Alice?

Chang Xian grinned and got up, rubbed his butt, and followed Li Yibo forward in a daze.When they entered the city, they were reflected in a huge mirror, and a little monkey swung down next to it, screaming, "Don't go, that two-legged beast! Where's your ticket!"

"This is my colleague, I'll bring him over to have a look." Sheep, ah no, Li Yibo opened his mouth, and raised his hoof to knock on the depression next to the mirror.

"Tyranny Li Yibo, welcome home!"

Hearing the electronic sound from the mirror, the little monkey scratched his head and let it go resentfully: "Attractions other than Tyranny can be discounted but not free!"

Chang Xian followed Li Yibo for a few steps, then pulled his hair nervously: "Mr. Li, I didn't bring my wallet..."

"I think——they should be very happy to have a promotional article. It saves a promotional fee." Li Yibo turned his head and blinked.

Chang Xian heard the words and was ecstatic: "I can also write?"

"Just treat it as a business trip at public expense, how about it?"

"Okay, okay, Teacher Li, I will definitely write well!" Chang Xian danced with excitement.Then, he took out the notebook and pen from the press card compartment hanging around his neck.After countless times when his briefcase deformed while squeezing the subway, Chang first gritted his teeth and saved up his wages to buy a folding space product that is said to be quantum mechanics, barely enough for him to put a pen and paper.

Next, he looked left and right all the way, taking notes frantically.

Chang Xian quickly figured out that the legendary monster really existed.Teacher Li is a sheep demon, and the commentator Pan Lin is also a resident here, a hummingbird demon belonging to Huangfeng.

"Actually, it's said that he used to live in Misty Rain, but he couldn't get enough to eat. Then he went to Huangfeng, only to find out that he could only increase his cultivation level by drinking honey. It made me laugh...it's rare now. There are too many, the human race has built a library for us, and the little monsters after the transformation will receive education in a unified way, so as not to make mistakes in the direction and way of cultivation..."

Chang Xian silently wrote four words in the notebook: Scientific Cultivation of Immortals.

"Over there is Han Wenqing, the pillar of Tyranny, oh no, the pillar, especially financial. There are too many tourists over there, so you shouldn't need to ask for a child, right? Let's not get too close."

Chang first glanced at the big-horned deer in the distance, shivered for a while, and described the tourists who were frantically burning incense and handing wallets nearby.

"I'll take you to visit our Tyranny's automatic feeding system. It was improved by Zhang Xinjie, our chief management officer. The freshness of the forage, the grams of mixed species, the water content, etc., are all accurate to eight decimal places."

Chang Xian glanced at a building under renovation and asked curiously, "What's going on there?"

"Oh, that's Tyranny's gym. It is estimated that Han Wenqing failed to control his strength and collapsed the top of the wall. They are recording the data and sending it to human scientists so that they can restore and simulate the survival mode of the big horned deer."

Chang Xian shook his hand holding the pen.

"Quick, quick! It seems that Huang Shaotian from Blue Rain is here!" Li Yibo kicked Chang Xian excitedly, "I don't know which high-end tour group is here today, but they can actually invite Huang Shaotian to come out and perform sword skills!"

Chang Xian followed Li Yibo and mixed into the crowd of "people" who were onlookers. After integrating the information he heard, Chang Xian finally understood that Blue Rain's Huang Shaotian was a swordfish demon. There was a rich man in the tour group who expressed his willingness to spend huge sums of money to help the human world The marine animal protection organization, Huang Shaotian agreed to perform.

Well, he was really, really looking forward to a great show from the legendary Juggernaut—in fact, his expectations were not met, but the Juggernaut talked too much, causing his brain to short-circuit , failed to take good note of all the wonderful shots.

Chang Xian regretfully left with Li Yibo.Li Yibo said that the rich group will be taken to shopping places next, and they will receive Amway from Tiny Herb's traditional Chinese medicine, Thunder's jade, Huangfeng's honey, Baihua's flower seedlings, etc.

"Take you to see the prehistoric animals at [-] degrees. It's interesting to hear them talk about the past."

Chang Xian immediately made up one hundred sequels of "Jurassic Park".

However, what was even more powerful than what he had imagined was that the 3-degree cultivators could even "turn their hands into clouds and cover their hands into rain", creating a 5D special effect like a mirage, as if bringing him back to the world. the prehistoric era.No, [-]D is not enough to describe it. The immersive feeling is so realistic that Chang Xian even felt the insignificance of himself as a human race in the long river of history.

"Do you feel that the backlog is too heavy?" Li Yibo asked with concern as he walked out of the [-]C venue.

Chang Xian shook his head: "It's still acceptable, it's better to say that I want to feel more. This feeling of having a dialogue with the universe is really rare."

Li Yibo chuckled: "Okay, let's take you to watch the reincarnation drama. I don't know what program they have scheduled today."

This time, Li Yibo turned into a human being again, and together with Chang Xian, they went to the auditorium in the dark and took their seats.To his surprise, Samsara's program today was actually "Little Red Riding Hood".

Fang Minghua, who played the role of mother, warned Du Ming, who played the role of Little Red Riding Hood, not to be playful and to deliver things to grandma's house in time.Seeing Du Ming leave, Fang Minghua sighed quietly: "It's too good to tear down the house, it's more at ease to let him go out to play."

Zhou Zekai played the role of the big bad wolf, but when he appeared as an elegant and beautiful white wolf with a rose in his mouth, all the girls in the audience screamed, "Please eat me from the front!"

Chang Xian: "..."

Du Ming felt bitter.Could this be the "dominant president style" that Fang Rui taught him for a long time?Why can't I learn the essence by myself?

However, the plot of the drama was changed, and the big bad wolf followed Little Red Riding Hood to grandma's house.

Jiang Botao, who played the role of grandma, came out to greet her. When he saw the golden retriever dog wearing glasses, there was a murmur of laughter from the auditorium.

As a result, Du Ming forgot the words!

"Little Red Riding Hood, why are you here today?" Jiang Botao asked kindly.

Du Ming's brain twitched, and he let go of the basket in his mouth: "Grandma! My mother won't let me marry that cat!"

The audience burst into laughter.Du Ming didn't even know that his expression at this moment was photographed, and it became the most wronged husky expression pack in history.

What?Alaska?No, people who eat melons don't mind such details.

As a result, details such as the seven dwarfs and Cinderella's pumpkin carriage were interspersed in the plot.Seeing so many mice dexterously building a "magpie bridge" and finally Zhou Zekai successfully holding hands with Du Ming, the audience laughed so hard that the roof almost fell off.

After stepping off the stage, Du Ming ran to Wu Qi, who was playing the hunter, and asked, "What's going on with the script today?"

Wu Qi: "Hey, don't you know? Su Mucheng wrote it."

Chang Xian got a script through the back door, and also got the limited edition photobook of "I Am a Cat" produced by Xingxin.

Why are the three cat beauties so beautiful!

Chang Xian couldn't put it down, but when he was leaving the theater, he received a resentful stare from Du Ming-why!Jiang Botao gave away their reincarnation inventory as a favor!

After shopping around for a long time, Li Yibo took Chang Xian to have dinner.After finishing Tiny Herb's set meal, Chang Xian had the illusion of "enlightenment".He heard that Blue Rain's food had more positive reviews, so he decided to have it for dinner.

"Xiao Chang, I'll take you to watch the game this afternoon."

"Contest?"

"The league in the Forest of Glory. This time it's Pan Lin's turn to host, so he came back early. Next time, I'll host it." Li Yibo explained.

Then, Chang Xian saw the game watching scene comparable to the holographic projection of the human world.I don't know what tricks these demon cultivators have used, but every seat has a very good viewing experience-what happened to that Xingxin team!Why are there so many contestants?

"That's the octopus demon Wei Chen, who controls four characters by one person." Li Yibo scratched his head awkwardly, "Our internal competition rules are gradually improving, for example, last time we banned all channel audio..."

Chang Xian: "I know! It's Huang Shaotian, right!"

Li Yibo laughed dryly: "Hahaha, young people have quick brains!"

After the competition, Li Yibo accompanied Chang Xian to eat Lan Yu's meal, and then led him to a canyon: "This is a lantern festival hosted by Void. You play first, and I will pick you up at twelve o'clock in the evening."

Chang Xian walked through the canyon alone.He saw bats in reflective clothing, chameleons with special effects, all kinds of fireflies, and strange animals with beautiful figures. Tentacles can catch a firework.

"Brother Lanqiao, thank you very much!" At a fishing stall not far away, a little girl was bowing to a large water tank, which contained a huge blue lobster.

"Sister-in-law! Sister-in-law! Come here quickly!" Another tall and handsome young man came from a distance.

Chang Xian glanced again curiously, and saw the big blue lobster crawling out of the water tank, while gently raising its pincers: "It's just a shift, you're welcome."

"Oh, that guy in my family is also real. Why run away? It's my confession and not his confession that he lost the big adventure. Why did he run away..."

Chang Xian turned his head to see that it was a lazy young man walking towards the neighborhood while talking and laughing with several girls.

Seeing this, the big blue lobster wanted to run away, and the young man calling his sister-in-law suddenly turned into a steamed stuffed bun, jumped over like a cannonball and grabbed his pincers: "Sister-in-law, don't run away!"

The young man who was joking just now also came over, stretched out his hand, bent his beautiful knuckles, and tapped on the shell of the big blue lobster: "It's just a confession, we're old couples, why are you so shy."

The blue lobster turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye: "Why didn't you say you were going to be on the observation platform!"

Baozi snorted, "Sister-in-law, why are you familiar?"

The struggling blue lobster paused, and suddenly turned into a clean and refreshing young man. He turned to run, but was caught in his arms by the guy who teleported: "I'm the one who loses." I lose, and I lose if you lose. Xiao Lan, is it you or I who are greedy, huh?"

The two of them finally left hand in hand.Chang Xian stood where he was, and suddenly wanted to pay homage to the Guanyin who sent his son—so he asked Han Wenqing if he could do Yuelao's business?

At night, Chang followed Li Yibo back to the human world, and stayed up until the next afternoon to finish sorting out the manuscript.Before clicking send, he breathed a sigh of relief, stretched his waist, and said to himself——

"I want to find a way to become a long-term foreign correspondent! The kind who is sent abroad at public expense!"

The author has something to say: PS: I really can’t think of what to write in the episode QAQ

But after finishing writing, I really want to travel there QAQ