[Ye Lan] Mr. Tian Luo said he didn't want to cultivate immortality

Lan Qiao didn't expect that Du Ming would come to him again soon, crying and saying that he was not a good student, and begged Lan Qiao to give him some advice.

Everyone is a century-old single dog - bah, you are the single dog, why bother to embarrass me?

Thinking about it, Lan Qiao thought he was still a "good person" who was "kind and upright", so he said cryptically, "First of all, you have to let people see your sincerity..."

Lan Qiao felt that when he said this, he seemed to be on the upper body, with a nagging expression on his face.But Du Ming still thanked him with tears of gratitude, and rushed back to prepare to "spend money and eliminate disasters".

I have worked so hard to get supplies for Xingxin, does the proprietress want to give me some bonuses?

Lan Qiao hummed a little tune and went to class.

A few days later, Tang Rou received a package from Misty Rain Express.When I opened it, there was a small bundle of catnip and a large bundle of spiced bones, with a small note "This is my sincerity".

Chen Guo frowned: "What does he mean? Sarcastic that you eat less than him?"

Baozi rushed to answer: "I know I know! He is trying to poach the wall! To show off how many bones they have in their reincarnation to gnaw! Cut it, how can their poaching skills be as good as the boss!"

Ye Xiu was sweating profusely: "I was recruiting professionals through special channels!"

But Tang Rou shook her head: "No, last time I clearly said that I should follow the industry rules. He used such things as gambling money, which shows that he didn't take me seriously as an opponent."

Chen Guo: "So—?"

"I want to hurry up and practice, and then fight!"

"Okay!" Chen Guo took the lead in applauding, but it was a pity that Baozi was the only one who answered her.Chen Guo pouted, and added: "Tell him when the time comes, a guy like you, I can hit three!"

"Okay." Tang Rou rolled her eyes.

Qiao Yifan, Luo Ji, and An Wenyi chose to concentrate on eating.Reliable intuition tells them that it is better to be a melon-eating crowd.

Du Ming, oh Du Ming, it may be fate for others to be single for hundreds of years, but it is God's mercy for you to be single for hundreds of years-why don't you understand what I said?Wouldn't it be good to ask Fang Minghua for advice?

Lan Qiao kept eating vegetables with a guilty conscience, until Ye Xiu pushed him with his elbow: "What's wrong with you?"

"No, it's nothing." Lan Qiao shook, wanting to bury his face in the bowl even more.

"It's nothing, then why did you eat all the shells?" Ye Xiu said, reaching out to touch his forehead, "Do you have a fever?"

Only then did Lan Qiao realize that he was too preoccupied, chewed up all the shells that should be spat out, and swallowed them.Everyone else's bone dishes are neatly packed with shells, not to mention the three big dishes next to the buns.

Wei Chen said nonchalantly, "Oh, the old man still gnaws his own leg meat when he's hungry. What's the point of eating some shells?"

"Nonsense! Xiaolan is still a baby, how can he compare with you!" Chen Guo retorted, and then looked at Ye Xiu earnestly, "How is it? Does Xiaolan have a fever?"

"like--"

"No, no, no! I just got sleepy! I, I, I, I went to bed!" Lan Qiao interrupted Ye Xiu, afraid that Chen Guo would make trouble after listening to him, so he hurriedly put down the bowl and chopsticks and ran away.

When passing by the living room, he glanced at the large window sill—since his identity was revealed, Chen Guo arranged for him a room upstairs, and as for the original shell, it was at Ye Xiu's suggestion. It is used as a vase next to the bonsai.Now there are blue morning glory in the snail shell, the radiant shell surface and the clear blue petals complement each other.

Alas, if given a choice, Lan Qiao would rather live in a spiral shell.After all, the room Chen Guo arranged for him was beyond words.

Lan Qiao sighed, went upstairs and returned to his room.Every time he stepped in, he had to do a long-term psychological construction. There was no way, he was a hundred-year-old peak demon cultivator, and he really couldn't accept a room decorated like a baby's room so quickly.It was probably because Chen Guo believed that he was a little demon who had just turned into a demon, and because of his natural physique, the beautiful appearance of the blue devil shrimp reflected in the shape was his appearance and temperament between a teenager and a youth, and there was Chen Guo has kept him as a pet for so long that she has inexplicably maternal feelings. In Chen Guo's mind, Lan Qiao is still a baby.

Lan Qiao really felt that he was more wronged than Du Ming.

He looked up at the thousand paper cranes and wind chimes hanging from the ceiling of the room, the pile of fluffy dolls on the carpet, the bookshelf full of three layers of tutorials for beginners in demon cultivation, and an oversized baby bottle—Chen Guo also He patted him and comforted him, "It's okay, it's normal that you don't know how to drink water when you're in the transformation form, so let's get used to it first. The Twolegs used it when they were young."

Come on, he Lanqiao is a shrimp!It is a shrimp that drinks water and grows up!

However, he, Lan Qiao, was too kind, too embarrassed to refuse others' kindness, so he could only live in silence.With the reputation of the five masters of Lanxi Pavilion at stake, he can't let such deeds spread!

Fortunately, at the end of the renovation, when Chen Guo was touched by the surprise he had created, Ye Xiu happened to catch a glimpse of him, which saved his last bit of face—changed the originally planned large-sized crib for a hammock .

Lan Qiao burst into tears.Crib?Giving a bathtub is better than this!

A hammock is okay though, but that's a feline favorite.Blue Bridge would rather turn back into a hermit crab and sleep under the rug.However, the proprietress still comes to check the room from time to time. If she sees that he is still awake, she will persuade him to put him in the hammock, push the hammock, and sing a lullaby to enjoy herself.Lan Qiao had no choice but to stuff some heavy objects into the hammock, pretending that he was sleeping in it, so as to deal with the proprietress.

Today, Lan Qiao was a little tired, so he turned off the light when he entered the room, and then turned back into a small hermit crab.He found a more comfortable way to sleep than wrapped up in a rug—into the doll's long hair.No wonder so many Twolegs like this stuff, it's so soft and comfortable.

Lan Qiao flicked the pliers, and his entire figure disappeared into the long hair of the doll.

Two hours later, he heard a soft knock on the door.Just as he was about to say that the door was unlocked, he saw the door opened a crack.The person who knocked on the door also seemed a little surprised, hesitated for a moment, and walked in anyway.

Lan Qiao closed his eyes silently, thinking that the proprietress came to sing him a lullaby again, but he didn't hear anything for a long time.He opened his eyes in doubt, but saw the figure standing quietly beside the hammock, staring at the creaking and shaking hammock without saying a word.

So who can tell him why Ye Xiu came? !

At this moment, Ye Xiu moved two steps to the side, and actually sat down on the carpet against the wall, next to Lan Qiao's doll.He sighed, and slid down the wall until his face was only inches away from the blue bridge.

Lan Qiao's heart was in his throat.Then he comforted himself that his soul was still at the peak of the earth, and Ye Xiu couldn't find him.While muttering, he peeped at Ye Xiu.The moonlight outside the window came in and fell into Ye Xiu's eyes, as if two seas were formed, one puddle and the other puddle filled with bottomless tenderness.

Brother!God!You're stressing me out like this!If the landlady sends you to sing a lullaby, please sing it quickly!

Lan Qiao prayed from the bottom of his heart, feeling as if the sound of his heartbeat jumped to his head.

Finally, Ye Xiu's lips moved a few times, and he spit out a few words. If it was Lan Qiao lying in the hammock, he would never have heard it.

It's a pity that now Lan Qiao can hear it more clearly than anyone else, but the meaning of those words made him shiver uncontrollably——

"I really want to eat you."

Ye Xiu muttered to himself, got up and left lightly, but Lan Qiao didn't sleep well all night.

In the dream, he was caught by Twolegs, and because of his huge size, he was auctioned for a sky-high seven-figure price. He was poured with wine and thrown into onion, ginger, and garlic to soak for an unknown period of time. Finally, he was accompanied by ice cubes. Served on the table, greeted with forks from a group of Twolegs.As tenacious as he was, he grabbed two forks as crutches, picked up a table knife as a sword, danced vigorously, and ran all the way from the restaurant to the kitchen, stabbed open the aquarium, and fish, shrimp and crabs were everywhere Fleeing, Lan Qiao also took advantage of the confusion to find an escape route.Unexpectedly, as soon as he ran out of the hotel gate, he was picked up by a hand protruding from the stab, pinching his neck, and then a magnified Ye Xiu's face appeared in front of him.He smiled calmly: "But I got caught."

Lan Qiao was really terrified. He had been panting heavily since he woke up from the dream, and he was a little absent-minded until he had breakfast in the morning.

Ye Xiu was also a demon before, so he should have the quality of a decent demon cultivator who "has developed his wisdom and never eats".But now that he has been reincarnated as a two-legged beast, will he have some bad habits?When Lan Qiao recalled the chef's line in his dream, "Now he has joined our restaurant's luxury set meal", his spine shivered.

He subconsciously glanced at Ye Xiu, took two bites, and glanced at Ye Xiu again.

I think too much.Eating monsters to cultivate the opponent's cultivation base, this kind of cultivation method is very despised.If Ye Xiu wanted to take this path, why would he bother to reincarnate and practice again?

Just as Lan Qiao withdrew his eyes, he was shocked again.

But people don't care about the number of two-legged beasts. Most of the time, it's just because they "want to try".Their classic "Shan Hai Jing" is obviously the earliest Lao Tie's recipe, and even the effect of the ancient beast after eating it is written in it.And look at Baozi, after so many years in the Twoleg society, the first reaction when seeing him is "eat".What if Ye Xiu's two-legged instinct overcame his conscience?

Lan Qiao took two more mouthfuls, while secretly looking at Ye Xiu.

There are rumors in the world that "Jun Moxiao is very sinister, cunning and unscrupulous", but after so long contact, Lan Qiao knows that he has always traded or competed with others fairly and openly - but others are not as skilled as Two-legged beasts Can Ye Xiu still be blamed?

Well, Ye Xiu is a good person.

Lan Qiao made a concluding statement in his mind, staring at Ye Xiu as if he needed to put a "good guy" sign on his forehead to be at ease.

"Xiaolan, what's the matter with you?" Chen Guo asked, "You just ate two mouthfuls of rice. Why are you always looking at Ye Xiu?"

Lan Qiao was taken aback for a moment, only to realize that his spoon was empty.

"Maybe it's because I'm pretty and delicious?" Ye Xiu answered without shame for Lan Qiao.

"Tch!" Chen Guo rolled his eyes at him, grabbed Lan Qiao's bowl and poured another bowl of porridge for him, pointed at Tang Rou and said, "Look at our little Tang, how pretty our little Tang is."

Lan Qiao was so embarrassed that he couldn't bear it, and continued to eat sullenly.

Wei Chen chuckled, and snatched the last five-spice bone slice from the plate—that's right, Chen Guo felt that the things Du Ming sent should not be wasted, so she wrapped the sliced ​​buns in flour and fried them, and served them with dipping sauce , the taste is not bad.

"Don't you take care of your Blue Yu's children?" Ye Xiu tapped the rim of his bowl with his chopsticks, "Excuse me, don't leave him the last one."

Wei Chen stuffed the bone slices into his mouth in a hurry and chewed them crisply, while hooking his fingers at Ye Xiu triumphantly: "This old man is not a good person, you are. Don't you still have a piece in your bowl?"

"I'll also—" Qiao Yifan weakly picked up a piece of bone, and before he had time to ask Lan Qiao, he was robbed by Baozi halfway: "Thank you then!"

Qiao Yifan: Huh?What just happened?

Ye Xiu calmly gave Baozi an approving look, and then put the bone slices in the bowl into Lanqiao's bowl.

Lan Qiao waved his hands in a panic: "No, no, I'm almost full-uh-"

Ye Xiu took advantage of the situation and stuffed the bone piece directly into Lan Qiao's mouth. Lan Qiao finally knew that Ye Xiu's hit-and-shoot style really lived up to his reputation.

Of course he still doesn't know at this moment, but Ye Xiu's "one shot, one shot" is much more than that.

All he knew was that the bone slices made by steamed stuffed buns were so delicious, he thought that if Du Ming tried it, he might be able to get him directly from reincarnation to Xingxin.

Chen Guo frowned, and suddenly her expression became serious: "I said, is Xiaolan going to be promoted?"

Lan Qiao was ecstatic in his heart.The proprietress thinks this way, does it mean that he can ask Boss Wei to help change the cultivation base restriction, so that he always feels constrained.

"Oh, maybe." Wei Chen seemed to have guessed what he was thinking, and glanced at Lan Qiao lightly, "The old man has come to take care of him these few days and give him counseling."

After everyone else left, Wei Chen called Lan Qiao to him, his expression was so serious that Lan Qiao thought he was going to teach some secret of enlightenment.

In the end, Wei Chen was so serious that he patted him on the shoulder and said, "If you want to quickly restore your cultivation base and lift the restriction, you should eat more, the more you eat, the better. It would be great if you could be like steamed stuffed buns." .”

Lan Qiao was speechless.Well, if he really ate like steamed stuffed buns, he would probably be fatter than Ru Yehan's big shell after he returned.

Fortunately, after a few days of lingering, Wei Chen "promoted" him to the yellow rank.Lan Qiao was so excited that he almost cried.I haven't felt such a joy of promotion for many years.Now in the dream, he was able to escape successfully before being thrown into the onion, ginger and garlic.

Pooh!What are you thinking!

In the past few days, Ye Xiu once again got into a fight with that Xanthium Ninja.

This Lone Ranger's level is quite good, but under Ye Xiu's arrangement, every child of Xingxin can fight with him for a while.But this guy didn't want to repent, seeing that Wei Chen didn't come, he thought he would come to pick up the leak, and chased after Ye Xiu and the others.

"Hey, hey, what are you playing?" Ye Xiu had just jumped off a tree when someone patted him on the shoulder.

Someone came and lifted the goggles to his forehead, was it Su Mucheng or who?

"It's fun. There's a guy who wants to pick up our things." Ye Xiu replied.

"Bold. How long has he been chasing you?"

"It's almost two months."

Su Mucheng stuck out her tongue, with an exaggerated expression: "You guys are too cruel! I've been busy for so long, and there is hard work without credit."

"Hehe." Ye Xiu knew that the girl was thinking about some crazy idea again, so he didn't poke it out, "If you're happy, go and send warmth."

Su Mucheng chuckled, picked up the Sun Swallowing Hand Cannon and ran away.

That cocklebur forbearance is also tough enough.He worked hard to stare at it for so many days, but he believed that even if he casually retrieved a piece of equipment, it would be worth half a year's harvest, so he persevered.But today the situation seems to have changed, another female Fenxiu came, and he didn't care at all whether it was "you bastard" who ate Tiny Herb.As a scavenger, he didn't seem to have a deep impression on the top group of people in the Forest of Glory.He just thought that this female Fenxiu, who seemed to be well-equipped, put all kinds of kits carelessly on her body, and it was really a good target to attack - why not just go and snatch her brown kit that was the most tightly guarded.

"Mu Mu is here too?" Tang Rou asked.

"Sister Su?" Qiao Yifan was also surprised.

"Should we still chase?" An Wenyi asked.

"Chasing, why not chasing? He is only allowed to pick us up, but we are not allowed to pick him up?" Baozi wailed, holding a brick in his hand.

Luo Ji looked at the surrounding environment and said seriously, "The field of view is limited here, so it's best not to use large-scale attacks, so as not to accidentally injure teammates."

Before the words finished, Baozi rushed up.

As a result, two hours later, the almost exhausted Cang'er Ninxiu finally got his wish and won Su Mucheng's "precious" brown kit. Although he voluntarily discarded part of his equipment to lighten the load, he believed that A kit can pay back.

Su Mucheng carried the hand cannon and arrived at the place where Xingxin gathered.She pretended to be sad and said: "Oh, one of my most precious tips has been picked up."

Baozi yelled, "I'll shoot him to death!"

Tang Rou asked calmly, "What did you lose?"

Su Mucheng tilted her head playfully, and the released cat ears twitched: "Hey, Yunxiu brought me plum-flavored melon seeds, this season's limited edition, and the packaging is very pretty."

Qiao Yifan, An Wenyi, Luo Ji: Well, he doesn't quite understand the logic of the goddess.

Ye Xiu also smiled lightly: "It's a great help. Now we have a valid reason to keep pushing him out."

And the poor Xanthium Ninxiu was nesting in a rabbit hole and carefully dismantling the kit with great excitement.

Um?Melon seeds?

With trembling hands, he took out the melon seeds, trying to see if there were any other interlayers in the kit.

No.

Could it be that the baby is hidden in the melon seed packaging bag to hide the eyes and ears?

He immediately tore open the packaging bag, but in the end he only got a scratch card - "One more bag".

So this unlucky boy sat silently in the rabbit pit, eating melon seeds and doubting the monster.

At this moment, Chen Guo is coming here.She finished collecting the bill early today, and didn't want to go home to disturb Lan Qiao's promotion, so she planned to come to the suburbs to find Ye Xiu and the others, maybe she could help a little, or maybe she could meet an idol and ask for an autograph.

Unexpectedly, Chen Guo was besieged by a team of Excellent Era's land reclamation team as soon as she left the city, and took away her rose hand cannon.

"Humph, traitor!"

"Let me teach you a lesson! Dare to steal our Excellent Era's territory!"

"Go, go! She is with that Lord Grim! Be careful of her tricks!"

After half an hour, Chen Guo limped up, and she was almost burnt out of anger.

traitor?Who killed One Autumn Leaf first?If they hadn't tampered with it, how could Ye Xiu's death escape be so severely damaged?

Still robbing Excellent Era's territory?The wasteland reclamation team relies on their own abilities, but if they don't have the ability to hold on, how dare they talk about it?

Under the black hand?Under your sister's black hands!Does One Autumn Leaf still need to use black hands to deal with you little bastards!

Chen Guo bit her lip tightly, not letting tears fall.

What are you crying for?She is Xingxin's proprietress.She even dared to withhold One Autumn Leaf's salary!If you dare to explode her equipment, you will not die!

Chen Guo wandered around in the forest, and when they found Ye Xiu, they were happily discussing how to get rid of Xanthium Ninxiu next.

"Guoguo, what are you?" Tang Rou was a little surprised.

Seeing that Su Mucheng was also there, Chen Guo hesitated for a moment and said directly, "I'm in conflict with Excellent Era."

"Who? I'll blast him to death!" Su Mucheng expressed her opinion before Ye Xiu, and secretly grabbed him.

"Yes, yes, the lady boss is so big! Hit wherever the lady boss points!" Ye Xiu grinned in agreement.

"Okay, then I'll just say it straight. There was a wasteland reclamation team from Excellent Era that ambushed me and even robbed me of my rose hand cannon." Chen Guo thought for a while, but still didn't say anything about the other party scolding her.But Tang Rou saw that she was hiding something, so she stood up without hesitation, swung Huowu Liuyan, and was about to set off.

"Give me back my equipment!" At this moment, Xanthium Ninxiu came to the door.This was the first time everyone heard him speak, and it was also the first time they saw him who was not hidden in the fog.His face was too pale and thin, and a little cold, and he stared at Ye Xiu intently with his lips pursed.

Just as Baozi was about to greet him with a brick, Ye Xiu raised his hand and said with a smile, "You can return it, but you have to exchange it with someone."

Chen Guo quietly pushed Tang Rou: "What's going on?"

Tang Rou rolled her eyes, and suddenly smiled: "Think about it, if he joins Xingxin and helps us explode those bad guys' equipment, will you be happy?"

Chen Guo's eyes widened, "You mean..."

"Hurry up! Lord Grim is here! Don't let him run away!"

"That Deception is also here! They caught them all in one net!"

"Hurry up and set up the formation!"

Chen Guo was stunned: "Are they following me to ambush?"

Su Mucheng smiled, and quickly ate a piece of "you bastard": "Hehe, it's not certain who gets the money."

Baozi picked up the brick immediately and rushed out: "Okay, dare to ignore me, Mr. Bao! Let me teach you what the brick tastes like today!" Tang Rou was not to be outdone, Then rushed out.

Ye Xiu raised his head, looked at Xanthium Ninxiu standing on the top of the tree, and said with a smile, "How is it? Have you considered it?"

After 30 seconds, that Renxiu finally jumped off the tree, stretched out his hand straight, and said stiffly: "Mo Fan, happy cooperation."

Ye Xiu chuckled, and put a few packages into his hands. Mo Fan knew at a glance that those were only suitable for Ninja, and the others had obviously been seized.Before he could open his mouth, Ye Xiu pushed him in front of Chen Guo: "Look carefully, my lady boss, she pays the salary, you have to take good care of her."

Mo Fan looked Chen Guo up and down, and said coldly: "Another weak—" He shut his mouth suddenly in the middle of speaking.

Chen Guo was annoyed, and was thinking about whether it would be a bad idea to deduct other people's wages when she saw a new employee on the first day, when Mo Fan poked his neck and said, "What did you lose? Whose hands? What else? Did you like it?"

"Oh brother, you are so good! I like it!" Baozi folded back at some point, put his arms around Mo Fan's shoulders, and pulled him away with a hook on his shoulders, "I know, I know, you Just follow me and make sure the lady boss will give you a raise!"

Chen Guo stared blankly at Mo Fan's back, feeling an inexplicable warmth in her heart.Suddenly another healing light fell on her body, she turned her head and saw An Wenyi passing by: "You're still running around after being injured. You old man, don't make any trouble, hurry up and hide wherever you need to."

Chen Guo smiled, and then Su Mucheng threw a bag of melon seeds over: "Be obedient and cheer for your idol!" She said, and made a sweet hand gesture, which made Chen Guo bursting with joy, blinking her starry eyes to see her off. Su Mucheng flew into the sky.

Luo Ji urged her to hurry into a tree hole, and Qiao Yifan carefully added a protective formation around her, and they followed Ye Xiu away.

Nesting in the tree hole, while knocking on melon seeds to watch the battle outside, Chen Guo suddenly felt full of not knowing what it was, and the heavy weight made her feel quite solid and warm.

It was Excellent Era's land reclamation team that came, and one of them, a Persian cat named Jin Xiang, hadn't gotten along well with Chen Guo before, and since Chen Guo quit Excellent Era because of Ye Xiu's arrival, she even sneered at her.But it wasn't just Excellent Era's land reclamation team that came, they also called their other two teams, as well as Blue Rain, Tiny Herb, Samsara, Wind Howl and so on.

As for the so-called robbed territory, they were taken advantage of by Xingxin when they were competing against Tyranny.

Lan Yu and Tiny Herb each had their own ideas, they just came to have a chat, and even the two who had always been pinching each other were very harmonious today, Tian Nanxing even took the initiative to say hello to Elder Chun Yi.

Samsara and Wu Xiao were suspicious in their hearts, but they didn't make a sound. They planned to paddle and follow Excellent Era to pick up the leak.

As a result, Excellent Era made such a big splash that in the end, Lan Yu and Tiny Herb quietly opened the back door for Xingxin, and without Samsara Whistling and the others knowing, Excellent Era was taken over by Xingxin.

"Oh, I really don't want to bully the weak." Ye Xiu said with emotion.

"Weak? Even if you are One Autumn Leaf, so what? The 30 people on our side are at least high-level masters, and the eight people on your side are not enough." That Jin Xiang said disdainfully.

Su Mucheng muttered in a low voice, "I didn't expect Tiny Herb's super 'Hidden Soul Pill' to be really effective, but it's a bit expensive."

Ye Xiu smiled, and replied in a low voice: "Then make more money today. But you have to take it easy."

That Jin Xiang, who recognized Ye Xiu but not Su Mucheng, was stunned when he saw Fen Xiu on the opposite side fire a cannon.Although it didn't hit anyone, it still made her fall to the ground in fright, losing all face.

That's right, Su Mucheng's contract with Excellent Era is not over yet, she can't do anything to anyone under Excellent Era's sect, so she can only help by sending them flying - and the contract's imprisonment is exactly what Ye Xiu The reason for the escape.

"You, you, you! Despicable villain! Do it!" Jin Xiang felt that the stupid Fen Xiu opposite her was not as good-looking as her, but Ye Xiu treated him so differently, and immediately became even angrier, calling for everyone to do it.

After two hours, Ye Xiu led a group of children and returned with a bag full of equipment.

"Boss, is there any bonus for today's field work?" Ye Xiu asked cheerfully.

"Yes, everyone joins!" Chen Guo took back her rose hand cannon and waved her hand boldly.

The author has something to say: I drove a Schrödinger car today~