The NPC I teased is alive

There are aboriginal residents on the island, called Yuhu Village. As soon as you enter the village, you will see a long table on the left side with all kinds of exquisite food on it, which is fragrant.

The host who hadn’t shown up until now finally came out, the same host as the last season, introduced himself decently, and then said: “The residents on the island are very enthusiastic. The baby came here from a long distance, the journey was hard, and it was specially prepared for our guests."

Wang Tianpeng said with a smile: "Isn't this the best food we can eat this season?"

The pitfalls and routines of the program group, anyone who has watched the previous season knows that in order to make the show more interesting, the program group will always do some tricks, and it is not in the script.

After all, it has to be "true".

The host cleverly changed the topic, and asked several cute babies one by one. When it was the mermaid baby's turn, the host had a puzzled expression: "Xiao Shuang, I remember your father is Rong's father, why have you been clinging to Yu Yan's father?" around."

Yu Yan's state at the moment is that the baby mermaid with his left hand and Duo Duo with his right hand, the two little guys are rubbing against each other, obediently sticking to his side, and the adjective is standing by the side, empty-handed, forming a landscape of its own.

The mermaid baby blinked, and replied solemnly: "Because I like papa so much."

The host calmly dug holes for the children: "Then don't you like Father Rong?"

"I like it." The baby mermaid tilted its head, almost unable to control the cuteness of the host, "But when Xiao Shuang came over, she had already stayed with Daddy for a long time, and now I want to give time to Papa."

Host: "Yu Yan's father already has Duo Duo, if you add another one, aren't you afraid that he will be tired?"

The mermaid baby shook Yu Yan's hand: "Don't be afraid, because Xiao Shuang is a burden of love."

Everyone laughed, and the host turned to Yu Yan: "Our intern dad Yu Yan, how does it feel to be liked by two cute babies?"

Yu Yan let out a "huh" and smiled very satisfied at the camera: "It feels like a winner in life."

The host smiled and looked at Rong Ci, the latter was not far from Yu Yan, and there was a mermaid baby between them, the camera lengthened a bit, and the four of them entered the scene.

The words "family of four" popped into the host's mind. The host controlled himself not to think too deeply, and he said a few more words to everyone. Then it was time to enjoy the first meal on the island, and the guests were free to play.

It took more than two hours for the guests to arrive by boat, and they were naturally hungry, so they all sat down to eat. There was a baby mermaid, and adjectives and metaphors naturally sat next to each other, so no one would think too much about it.

In front of the camera, it was impossible for the two of them to talk about anything else. Rong Ci peeled a plate of crab meat for the baby mermaid, and the little guy immediately fed it to Yu Yan like a treasure, and even gave it to Duo Duo.

So it becomes the adjective stripping off to the mermaid baby, the mermaid baby feeding it to Yu Yan, and the indirect realization of the adjective feeding it to Yu Yan—the mermaid baby feels that he is really a caring little padded jacket for Daddy and Mommy.

At the end of the meal, the host came out and asked the fathers to leave one by one. When it was Yu Yan's turn, Rong Ci smiled and said, "Go, I'll help you watch Dodo."

It's rare to hear Rongci speak with the photographer, so I hurriedly approached, feeling inexplicably excited.

The little girl Duoduo sat down next to Rongci, and now surrounded by two cute babies, one on the left and one on the right, is Rongci. Everyone ate happily and the atmosphere was harmonious. Zhang Zhenhe teased: "Why don't you two intern dads go together Forget it with the baby."

Yu Yan had already walked away with the staff, Rong Ci chuckled, and before speaking, the baby mermaid held up the long crab legs: "Okay, okay, Daddy and Papa will raise me together."

Rolling her eyes, she took Duo Duo's hand again: "And my sister~"

Yu Yan came to a small red door, and the host stood at the door, looking at him with a smile, as if waiting for a sheep to be brought up, Yu Yan was looked at by him fluffy.

After thinking about it, he also squinted his eyes and looked back.

host:"……"

"Go in." The host said, "There are surprises."

Yu Yan pushes the door open and enters. Inside the red door is a small room with a small stool, a video camera on the opposite side, and a card on the stool.

Yu Yan watched the last season, and knew that this was the so-called Little Black Room, which was used for interviewing the guests.

What is written on the card is a temporary task: [meet four fathers for the first time, which father do you like best?What is the reason for liking? 】

Metaphor: "..."

As for the agreed script, a temporary task popped up suddenly, how should he answer it.

Yu Yan's head turned very fast, and he ruled out adjectives first. He was afraid that he would not be able to stop once he boasted, so he decided not to take the risk.

And if he didn't guess wrong, the program team was eager for him to say adjectives, probably no one thought that the mermaid baby would like metaphors so much.

Although the parent-child reality show is mainly about raising babies, the two intern dads are so young and handsome, and adding a little pink bubbles is also a highlight, attracting a group of young audiences.

Now reality shows like to do this, anyway, the audience likes to watch it or not.

After thinking clearly, Yu Yan sat on the stool calmly, found an angle, and let himself appear in the most handsome posture in the camera.

The staff who operated the camera in the background sighed: "This rich second generation is really bold. Others wish to stay away from the camera to make themselves look better, but he is lucky to be so close."

Another staff member said: "The key is that the parents are good-looking. The closer you are, the better."

"..."

Facing the camera, Yu Yan said calmly: "Every dad is unique, let me say which one I like, let me think about it, um... I like myself, although I am a trainee dad, but I think I This intern dad has done a good job, and the children like me very much. This is not pride, but pride."

At the end, she made a V comparison to the camera, which was cute by the way.

Say which father you like the most, he is also one of the fathers, and there is nothing wrong with liking him.

If you want to dig a hole for him, you must first see if he is willing to jump into the hole.

Yu Yan gave his answer full marks, walked out quite leisurely, patted the host on the shoulder, and walked away slowly.

host:"……"

Afterwards, the adjective was also invited, and when he came back, Yu Yan found an opportunity to secretly ask him: "What is the mission? Is it the same as mine?"

He did find a chance to ask, but the adjective didn't find a chance to answer - he followed the photographer very closely.

Yu Yan could only quietly stare at Rong Ci's follower, who said, "???"

After the meal, because no new instructions were received, everyone sat in their seats and chatted, and then the host came out again out of nowhere, holding a loudspeaker: "Kids, are you full?"

Several children scrambled to answer that they were full, and the mermaid baby asked: "Uncle host, have you eaten yet?"

The host was stunned for a moment. The staff like them who served the guests naturally followed the guests. They just dealt with them casually, and no one cared whether they ate or not.

He suppressed the thoughts in his heart and said with a smile: "Like you, uncle is also full."

The mermaid baby originally planned to bring over a plate of fruit on the table, but upon hearing this, he put the plate down silently. No one noticed this small movement, but the photographer had already recorded everything.

The next step is one of today's highlights-dividing the house.

Those who have watched the last season know that the house prepared by the program group is very particular. Whether to live in a luxurious house with a bathtub, or live in a thatched hut without a toilet, or just set up a tent with only yourself in desolation, depends on the efforts of the fathers.

In order to provide a good living environment for their babies, all fathers have to do is to work hard!

In the first phase of the previous season, the house selection was done by fathers carrying a basket of potatoes and jumping rope. This was not a competition for the number of jumps, but a competition for the number of potatoes that fell from the basket.

Within 1 minute, sort by the number of potatoes that fell. The more potatoes are in the front row, the basket of potatoes is not light. Not only do you have to jump up, but you have to shake the potatoes out of the basket. How tired is it? Who will try it? Know.

Although the program team has prepared a script for everyone, it is only a general process, and some parts are even skipped, and they don't even know what the task is.

"Dads, don't worry." The host smiled like an old fox, "This time we compete in the high jump, it's very simple." Compared with the previous season, the high jump is indeed very simple.

Zhang Zhenhe said bitterly: "I have old arms and legs, how can I jump high?"

"Father, I'll help you." Zhang Zifan was full of pride.

Yu Yan: "I always think it's not that simple."

"No way." Wang Tianpeng said, "Is it possible to play tricks in the high jump?"

Bai Ran: "That might be."

A group of people followed the host to the high jump site. After seeing the situation clearly, everyone: "..."

Red envelopes were hung on a thick tree in front of them. The so-called high jump of the program group means jumping up to pick these red envelopes within 1 minute or so.

Zhang Zhenhe: "It's not fair, my hands are short!"

Among the fathers present, Zhang Zhenhe was the shortest, about 1.7 meters tall.

Wang Tianpeng is quite tall, but he is middle-aged and a director, and his beer belly looks no different from being pregnant in October.

The dominant ones are obviously the remaining three fathers.

The program team probably also took this into consideration, so it's useless to just pick the red envelopes, and there must be something in the red envelopes to count.

Although there are many red envelopes hanging on the tree, some of them are empty. Therefore, even if there are many red envelopes caught, it is useless if they are all empty. In addition to strength, it depends on luck.

"Come, come, draw lots to decide which father will pick first." The host took out a lottery tube, "Come and draw, kids."

Child Wang Ningqiu was drawn first, child Bai Jingzhe was second, child Zhang Zifan was third, Mermaid Baby was fourth, and Guan Duoduo was fifth.

The little girl returned to Yu Yan's side dejectedly, the red envelopes were hung high and low, the more the front to pick the better the advantage, and the lower the hanging, the better the odds of winning.

In the end it was Yu Yan's turn to pick it, and only the tall ones were left on the tree, no matter what, they were the bottom ones.

Knowing this, the little girl felt depressed.

"Don't be sad, I'll give it to you, Xiao Shuang." The baby mermaid handed the lottery he drew to Dodo, thinking that Dodo didn't like the color of the lottery.

The host said: "It can't be changed."

Yu Yan patted the heads of Baby Mermaid and Dodo: "Don't worry, I will pick off all the red envelopes left on the tree."

Bai Ran had already started to warm up, and said, "Xiao Yu, don't be too confident."

Wang Tianpeng was very happy at the moment, his daughter won the first prize, and he said to Yu Yan: "Xiao Yu, just to say this to you, I will try my best to pick more."

Metaphor but not a word.

At this time, they have to look good in front of their children, and the fathers have become a competitive relationship, and they use all their strength to pick the red envelopes.

Wang Tianpeng also worked hard, picking 1 in 89 minute, Bai Ran picked 78, and Zhang Zhenhe picked 60.

By this time, the remaining ones are relatively high, and it will be more laborious to jump up and pick them.

As for the adjective, there are still relatively short red envelopes hanging on the tree. Everyone thought that he would pick these short ones, but he didn't, and he didn't even pick them.

He asked the host a word: "Just take down the red envelope and that's it, isn't it?"

The host nodded affirmatively.

"Come on, Daddy!"

"Father, come on!"

Yu Yan was sitting on a small stool, hugging Baby Mermaid and Dodo, the two little guys clenched their fists, very excited.

After shouting, the baby mermaid leaned into Yu Yan's ear again: "Don't worry, Papa, Daddy will definitely help you, and you will win!" I don't know where he learned the new words.

Metaphor: "..."

He poked the little guy's soft face. Could it be that in his son's eyes, he is an image of a weak person who can't even get a red envelope by jumping up?

No, taking this opportunity, he had to change his son's impression of himself, he wanted to let his son see how high he could jump!

Adjective: "Can I have a pair of scissors?"

Everyone had question marks on their faces. Even with scissors, they had to jump up to cut the red envelopes, which was much slower than grabbing them directly.

Is the adjective trying to pay attention to the image and express elegance in the camera?

The next second, under the stunned expressions of everyone, the tiptoe of the adjective holding the scissors tapped twice on the thick trunk, and easily climbed the tree.

On the tree, Rongci walked a few steps as if walking on flat ground, observed for a while, and then began to cut the red envelopes with the scissors in his hand.

He cut all the high ones, and kept the low ones, and there were red envelopes all over the ground.

"Daddy is awesome!!!" Led by the baby mermaid, all the children rushed under the big tree to welcome the rain of red envelopes cut out by Rong Ci.

After cutting, Rong Ci pressed down the branches, causing the remaining red envelopes to be a little closer to the ground, and then landed gently with a graceful posture.

The grown-ups stared wide-eyed, and after a while, Wang Tianpeng said dryly, "Can you still do this kind of operation?"

The host came back to his senses and subconsciously said, "He's considered a high jump."

They all jumped up the tree, isn't that considered a high jump? ? ?