1.

On the colorful asphalt road, people with different hair colors gathered in twos and threes to discuss interesting things around them.Jiebalong is one of them, but he looks a little different from others, because he has black hair, and even his eyes are super dull brown, but he is very soft and cute.

Jiebalong went out to buy snacks with his college roommate today. As the only normal person on Suqiu, Jiebalong raised his head at 45 degrees in a melancholy manner: a bit unable to see through the world he has lived in for 19 years...

such as……

Passerby A: "Oh, passerby B, your hair is orange red and a little purple!"

Passerby B: "My mother's hair is orange, my father's hair is red, and my grandfather's hair is purple. Hehehe, the inheritance is quite comprehensive."

Jiebalong: ... can't see through, can't see through at all.

2.

In fact, Long Batian is an extremely rich second generation hidden among a group of ordinary people. This extremely rich refers to money. His father is the fifth richest man in Jack Su!

In fact, ever since he knew his worth, his first reaction was not to pat his head, clap his hands and clap his butt, but: Damn it!It's dangerous, I have to hide it well.

So Long Batian wore the most ordinary clothes, visited the most ordinary markets, and ate the most popular snacks... Long Batian's father, Long Dashuai, once thought that his son disliked his hard work of sleeping at home and earning a day. money!What's more, when he got the chance, he frantically stuffed his son with a bank card and real estate, and the result?Still can't escape his son's disgust and supercilious eyes...

Marshal Long: My son is not childish at all, I feel like a knife is twisting my heart... I hate it!

Marshal Long: My son is not at all contaminated by the charming fragrance of money on me. I am heartbroken...I hate it!

Long Ma, who was slowly passing by with a fruit platter, took a look at her childish husband, and decided to eat it by herself...

3.

Since college, Long Batian has more free time, and he wanted to vent his unique "ordinary", so he started to serialize novels on the Internet.

He first started writing novels with male fans. It may be that he really has a cultural difference with this world, so his novels have been upgraded to the ever-blossoming white lotus among all kinds of coquettish sluts.However, in a year and a half, Long Batian has been flourishing in the Internet literary world...

So all of a sudden, many female readers also came here to see the alternative worldview discussed by everyone. If you don’t read it, you don’t know it. Tears flowed when you saw it... It’s so exciting!It turns out that farting is the main character who stinks!How not to be moved? !Uuuuuuuuuuuuuu... My eyes are crying out...

There are more and more female readers, and the comment area is composed of: Great, the hero's main attribute artifact is too powerful!Turned into: Huh?Can't the hero see the fig tree courting him?

Long Batian: ...

Don't you just want me to add some emotional scenes?As for digging at a tree? !

In fact, Long Batian also thought about finding an official match for the hero, and even secretly observed the couple around him...

The male one gazed affectionately: My little pineapple, your high bristling hair really fascinates me!

With a blushing face, the female reached out and touched the male Cheng Liang's head: "Oh, you are more shining than me!"Hate it!

……

The second male sniffed the hair of the second female, who was exuding a faint grassy smell: Baby, you are so cute!I really want to hold your big head tightly and shake it hard, so that you can truly feel that I love you to the point of madness!

The second girl's eyes were red, and her nose twitched: Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Long Batian sat alone on the ground in the grove dejectedly:? ? ?

No!This is not the love I want!

Ok... just let this irresponsible idea rot in my memo forever!

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