Watch cat movies and add WeChat

Yan Yizhen seemed to be unable to hear other sounds in the dormitory, only his own violent heartbeat and breathing, and the sound of the mobile phone's notification sounded like a constant lingering sound, echoing in his ears.

His throat tightened, he swallowed the excess saliva secreted in his mouth, pulled the quilt to cover his whole head, and opened the WeChat interface.

The guy who sells movies has a very earthy WeChat nickname, Superman.

Yan Yizhen's WeChat nickname only has the word "true". He hesitated for a few seconds, not knowing what kind of opening line he should use to appear proficient in this situation, but the other party sent the message first.

[Superman]: hi

[true]: hello

[Superman]: Do you want to buy a film?Want a video or a set?

Is it so professional? !While Yan Yizhen complained in his head, he typed a line tremblingly.

[True]: How do you calculate the price?

[Superman]: Five yuan for the video, five yuan for ten pictures.

Fortunately, it's only the price of a breakfast.

Yan Yizhen had seen that kind of set of pictures before - of course he saw it from Luo Xiangtian's computer.It seemed that Luo Xiangtian's favorite actress released a new photoshoot that day, and after downloading it, he kept going "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" in the dormitory.Yan Yizhen was just attracted by his movements, casually glanced at his screen, and saw a close-up of the buttocks of the actress in a bikini kneeling on the bed with her back to the camera.

Yan Yizhen blushed on the spot, and quickly turned her head to pretend that she didn't see anything.But even if Yan Yi is really an innocent young boy, a picture of this level will not arouse any evil thoughts... He thought about what happened before, and hesitated again for a moment. The other party was obviously impatient, so he sent another message during this time.

[Superman]:?

[True]: Ah, it’s still video, five yuan, right?

[True]: [WeChat red envelope]

[Superman]: ...

[True]: Is something wrong?

After he sent the five yuan red envelope, the other party sent a series of mysterious ellipses.After all, it was Yan Yizhen's first time buying a film. Seeing this situation, he took it for granted that he must be unprofessional, and the other party saw it.Just when he felt ashamed and wanted to say something special for old drivers to save the situation, the other party spoke again.

[Superman]: Domestic production, Japan, Korea, or Europe and the United States?

[True]: Both are fine.

[Superman]: Candid selfies or movies?

[True]: ...all are fine.

Yan Yizhen didn't expect to pay so much attention to watching porn.Isn't it illegal to take pictures secretly? !

But let him not think too much, the other party has sent a 12MB video file.

It's really possible to get an A movie like this. With Luo Xiangtian's resources, how much living expenses would he spend on it?Yan Yizhen thought about it, and after clicking accept, he frantically looked for earphones under the pillow.

You must wear headphones to watch this thing, otherwise he will jump off the dormitory roof if the two sleepy people next to him hear it.Because of being too nervous, Yan Yizhen couldn't align the earphone jack for a long time, and it took more than ten seconds to put the earphones on successfully.

In order to prevent the earphones from being heard, he turned the volume of the phone to the lowest level.The network speed in the school is not too fast. After about 1 minute, the video transmission is completed.

Yan Yizhen sneaked out of the bed, and glanced at the speed of light in the darkness - the two roommates didn't pay attention to what he was doing, so they should not be found.Then he retracted again, clicked on the video, and held his breath in the dark bed, waiting for the picture to appear.

The video started from the living room of a certain family. It can be seen that the photographer was not very professional, because the camera shakes a few times from time to time, which actually creates a more intense sense of tension.As the camera progressed, Yan Yizhen became more and more nervous, not daring to vent his breath, for fear of making strange noises and being discovered by his roommates.

The photographer pushed open a certain door, the room was so bright that it was exposed for a moment, after the machine automatically adjusted the light, Yan Yizhen saw the protagonist of the video, unexpectedly...

It's actually a cat? !

A beautiful puppet cat was lying lazily on the soft cushion of the bay window. When it heard someone coming in, it looked towards the camera and opened its mouth.

"Meow--"

A soft meow came from Yan Yizhen's earphones.

What the hell is this? !

He quickly turned off the video, couldn't hold back his excitement and anger in the chat box, and slammed a series of question marks.

[real]:? ? ? ?

[Superman]: Hahahahahaha why are you still such a stupid person?

[real]:. . .

[Superman]: Big A, right?I only posted this in the school forum, I didn't expect that someone would actually come to buy the film

[Superman]: How about it?Are you satisfied with my little beauty?

[Superman]: Hahahahahahaha, no way, it’s too funny

When the other party sent a series of "hahaha", Yan Yizhen was already frantically typing greetings to his family in the chat box.With a good education, he couldn't let himself swear, so he could only delete the cursing content angrily, and finally only gave the other party a weak question.

[True]: How can you lie to people...

[Superman]: I didn't lie to you, what I said was "watch cat movies and add WeChat".

[real]:……

Yan Yizhen had a mouthful of old blood stuck in his throat, unable to spit it out or swallow it down.He really wanted to give this man a good scolding, but what he said was the truth.

He thought that "cat film" was deliberately typed into a homonym because he was afraid of being harmonized.

Who would have known it was a real cat movie? !

The more Yan Yizhen thought about it, the angrier he became, and the other party didn't send any more messages, and he was ashamed to ask for the five yuan back.

what is this?Did he pay five bucks to be laughed at by a strange schoolmate?

After a while, the phone vibrated again.

[Superman]: Alright, I'll give you another set of pictures of my little beauties as compensation.

Then ten photos were thrown over, without exception, they were all cute photos of the puppet cat.

Cute is really cute. It can be seen that the owner takes good care of it, the fur is very smooth, and a pair of big blue eyes are watching him on the screen.

but!This can't completely erase Yan Yizhen's anger!

Yan Yizhen, who was about to explode with anger, quickly blacked out the person, then locked the screen, threw it by the pillow, and pulled off the earphones in great annoyance.He was so stuffy in the bed, but he tore off the quilt and came into contact with the cold air, so angry that his breathing became heavy.

Qi Jiawen just took off his earphones and was about to go to bed when he heard heavy breathing from above. He subconsciously asked, "Xiaozhen is really panting so badly, is he masturbating?"

Luo Xiangtian was dying to hear this sentence, took a mobile phone and quickly turned on the flashlight to take a photo on Yan Yizhen's bed: "Where is it? I want to see!!! Yan Yizhen is masturbating, the rarity is about equal to SSR!"

"Then you should take a picture..." Qi Jiawen complained.

"Oh yes, yes, it should be photographed!"

Yan Yizhen, who was already on fire, was ridiculed by his roommate again, and became even more furious.Especially the roommate's jokes really hit his point, this feeling is the most angry.

"Who is masturbating! You are the only masturbating!" Yan Yizhen scolded angrily.

"I fought before you came back." Luo Xiangtian replied without shame.

"Me too."

"Ahhh, I can't stand you guys!!!" Yan Yizhen yelled, lifted up the quilt and covered herself tightly.

***

Maybe it was because he was too guilty, Yan Yizhen had "strange" dreams all night and didn't wake up until noon the next day.

When he woke up, he raised his head and looked at the other two. Qi Jiawen had gone out, but Luo Xiangtian was still sleeping soundly on the opposite bunk, still snoring softly.

He lay down sleepily, scratching the itchy spot on his lower abdomen casually.

Last night, he dreamed that he was on the bed with a long-legged and thin-waisted beauty and was about to applaud for love. These three bastard roommates suddenly opened the door and broke in, laughing at him.

...Scared to death.

If this is true, it can scare him straight out of sexual dysfunction.

As he thought about it, he still grabbed the energetic Xiao Zhenzhen below with lingering fear.Huh... Fortunately, Xiao Zhenzhen also had a healthy morning erection today.Dimly, Yan Yizhen recalled when was the last time he masturbated, it seemed like it happened at home before school started.

It's already May now, and it's been two full months since school started.If he thinks this way, he really hasn't comforted it for a long time.

Now that two people are not in the dormitory, and one person is sleeping soundly, no matter how you think about it, it is a good opportunity.

Yan Yizhen closed his eyes, and before he could think clearly about whether to do this or not, his hand had already reached into his crotch first, holding his avatar, and moving it up and down skillfully.

With the movement of the hand, the pleasure also rose, Yan Yizhen bit her lower lip, and her breathing became heavier and heavier.

The big beauty in the dream reappeared in his mind, and he actively cooperated in various provocative poses.

"Um……"

He couldn't help but hum softly, seeing that he was about to come out.

With a bang, the dormitory door opened.

"I'm back!" Yu Kun's voice was like a bolt from the blue, "Wow, I haven't gotten up yet."

"what!"

Yan Yizhen, who was almost out of his wits from the sudden movement, raised his hand and confessed directly, spraying all the sticky liquid on the palm of his hand.

Then he accidentally yelled, and Yu Kun who just came back quickly looked over at him: "Hey, are you awake?"

Yan Yizhen was facing the wall, not daring to move at all, just wanting to pretend that she had fallen asleep.But Yu Kun didn't give in, climbed up on the vertical ladder, showed his head and asked, "Don't pretend to be asleep, I can already hear you."

"...Ah? You're back..."

Yan Yizhen hesitated to deal with it.

The three in the dormitory were old drivers, and Yu Kun was wrong when he heard his voice.Although it is said that when people just wake up, their voice will be more or less hoarse, or their voice will become very thin - but the weird hoarseness in Yan Yizhen's voice is clearly like the appearance of a man just after venting.

Yu Kun smiled maliciously, and sniffed vigorously: "Your place... smells a bit strange."

"Ah? Oh... I came back yesterday and forgot to take a shower." Yan Yizhen continued to deal with it.He was so nervous that sweat broke out on his forehead, and his hands remained motionless in the previous position, allowing the sticky liquid to flow into his fingers.

Yu Kun knew that this guy didn't have face, so it's fine if he sees it, but it's better not to say it.He then went down the vertical ladder, smirked twice and said, "Get down quickly when you wake up, I brought food."

"Oh……"

Hearing Yu Kun's voice was far away, Yan Yizhen carefully took out a tissue and wiped his hands, put on his pants and climbed out of bed: "I'll take a shower first."

"okay."

Yan Yizhen moved quickly, only took a pair of clean underwear from the closet, and hurried into the bathroom, fearing that Yu Kun would notice something unusual.

Yu Kun opened all the dishes he had brought back and put them on the table. Seeing Yan Yizhen's appearance was funny, but in order to save him some face, he could only pretend not to know.

After taking a shower, Yan Yizhen thought he should have concealed it, and his mind relaxed.He casually put a towel on his still wet hair, and sat at the table in a white T-shirt and sweatpants and started eating with Yu Kun.

"Why did you come back?" Yan Yizhen said.

"My girlfriend invited my little sister to drink tea in the afternoon, and I came back when I had nothing to do. Do you have anything to do in the afternoon? Are you going to play ball?"

"Hmm... I can't go, I have homework for elective courses, I'm going to the library to check the information."

"Oh, so." Yu Kun said, "Our department will have a basketball game with the computer department next Tuesday, so take some time to practice."

"The computer department..." Yan Yizhen tilted his head and thought for a while, "Is the computer department's basketball team really good?"

"Yeah, the school grass is playing well."

"School grass?"

"Su Yuhuang." Yu Kun deliberately glanced at him. "It's your deadly enemy."

"...Tch, what kind of rivalry?" Yan Yizhen ignored him, replied hastily, and continued to bury his head in his meal.

To say that Su Yuhuang is Yan Yizhen's deadly enemy, many of the students of University A who often pay attention to various activities in the forum think so.Whether it's [School Grass Ranking List], or boring discussions like [The Boyfriend Most Wanted by University A Girls], or various activities such as basketball games, Su Yuhuang will always put Yan Yizhen on his head.

So it is unavoidable that as long as the names of Su Yuhuang and Yan Yizhen appear in the mouths of girls, they are like a fixed match.I want to change to someone with a bad temper, who is always overwhelmed like this, and keeps blowing up.But Yan Yizhen is okay, he doesn't have much ambition in this respect... well, occasionally a little bit - like when he voted for himself last night.

"I'm going to the library."

"Get the courier for me when you come back..." Yu Kun said to Yan Yizhen who was putting on his shoes while clearing the table.

"Why don't you bring it back yourself?"

"It's only in the afternoon."

"Okay, send me a message when the time comes."