football golden whistle

Not long after the World Cup ended, people were still in the aftermath of the World Cup, and a piece of news stunned everyone.

What? Ronaldo sold to Juventus?

Is Real Madrid performing the behavior of a scumbag who throws away when he runs out?

The group fans were still feeling very uncomfortable, and soon another incident made them wonder whether to cry or laugh.

Fuck, Fuck, he transferred to Juventus with Ronaldo, and also came with an Ivan? !

No, what did Juventus think... no, how did Juventus do it? !

England fans cried.

Why didn't Aiwen choose the Premier League when he came back to play?

Aiwen himself did not respond to this matter, and the British tabloids made various speculations in a daze.

I'm afraid it's because Ivan is too old to adapt to the rhythm of the Premier League?Or he hasn't played football for too long and needs a process of adaptation, so he simply chose the retirement team? !

Juventus fans just laughed, what did they say?The little angels they left behind in Italy will eventually return to the embrace of the Italians.

Chelsea fans are about to cry, why is there no news about Britney going to Serie A?

What?Will he transfer with Ronaldo?

It must be the Portuguese who abducted us Aiwen!

On the day Ivan and Luo Xiaoxiao debuted at Juventus together, they raised their jerseys with Ronaldo.

No. 7 and No. 29, two jerseys that make people think of them when they see the numbers.

Ronaldo can still say that he is a 30-year-old man, but Xiao Tiantian doesn't have it at all. If there is, it can only be said...more handsome QAQ.

The two of them seem to have moved there with the whole family. When the two superstars landed at Juventus, the reports about their home never stopped.

Especially when people photographed Chris Jr. and Irwin Jr. wearing the mini 7 and mini 29 Juventus jerseys together.

Fuck!This is the rhythm for the son to inherit the father's career!

Little Chris is only 8 years old, and he already looks good at playing football, easily passing his peers.

He kicked free kicks in a decent way, and he never celebrated when he scored a goal. He high-fived his brother with a sullen face, and his every move...has the style of a real president.

As for little Aiwen...fuck it, it's really terrible!

His free kicks look more and more like miniature sleepy balls!

It seems that their extraordinary skills were taught by the boss. How do you say that, some people struggle for a lifetime to reach the peak, and some people reach it at birth.

Little Chris and little Ivan, they were born to be the pinnacle.

There is such a great father, especially little Aiwen. The media even photographed Aiwen going to see his son that day. Tuntun saw that his father finally smiled, and stretched out his paws to stroke Aiwen's hair.

As for Little Chris, he put on the face of a vice president, and pressed his paws on Ivan's dimples without any refusal.

Damn, this treatment is at the level of a winner in life!

The two little ones are only 7 or 8 years old, and they are very calm. Compared with their fake father, Big Chris, who is shocked and alive, CP fans said that it looks like Big Chris is fighting for favor with his two brothers. .

There are also two girls from Aiwen's family. Aiwen's younger sister, Zoe, went to guest commercials and became a well-known child star in England at a young age.

The little princess of Aiwen's family is even more terrible. She directly put on the Juventus women's football jersey, and entered the Juventus youth team just like her two brothers.

Children don't have so many scruples, and little Chris and little Ivan often play football with the little princess.

At such a young age, the little princess is very skilled at the game, playing better than many boys of the same age.

In this regard, the fans praised Messi one after another.

Just ask Messi envious or not!

Your little son Thiago doesn't like football!

Look at Ivan, the two children have perfectly inherited his football talent!There is also Cristiano Ronaldo's son Chris, who is definitely like his father and will be the pillar of Portugal in the future!

Seeing Chris playing football, many people said that Juventus actually signed Ronaldo, and Ronaldo himself was a bonus!

This calculation is true, Luo Xiaoxiao is 33 years old this year, if he plays until he is 40 years old, little Chris will be about 15 or 6 years old!

Succession is no problem at all!

...Damn it!Juventus played a big game of chess!

#贝西西: "..." I'm so angry but I still have to keep smiling.jpg

Messi euphemistically stated on Twitter that Ronaldo lost a lot of fun when he went to Serie A, and he felt uncomfortable without an opponent. He hoped that Ronaldo could return to La Liga.

The fans laughed.

Hope Ronaldo returns to La Liga?

Messi, don't you know that the relationship between Ronaldo and Irving is so good that you can wear a pair of underpants!

And the first stop of Ai Wen's return to play football, he chose his good friend Ronaldo!

Just say, do you want Ivan to play in La Liga?

Messi didn't say anything, but his club teammate Suarez was different.

Su Ya said frankly that Leo wanted to be teammates with Aiwen.

fan:? ? ?

If Messi wants to play fast-falling football with us Ivan, just say so!

Seeing that Xiao Tiantian makes cakes for Luo Xiaoxiao so smoothly, and seeing Luo Xiaoxiao become the first man in the world who dares to let the golden whistle of football make unlimited cakes, is it particularly exciting?

Speaking of which, Juventus's league title this season has been stabilized, and they have also entered the semi-finals of the Champions League, launching an impact on the Champions League title.

England fans are crazy, they don't know whether to support their own club or Juventus.

However, apart from Messi, the most confused person is actually another person.

That person is Buffon.

Buffon moved from Juventus to Paris on the front foot, and fell in love with Ivan's little fan Mbappe. As a result, Ivan moved to Juventus on the back foot? !

Buffon: I fucking...

It's too bad, he is fighting for the Champions League in Paris, but now everyone is optimistic about Juventus, where he has stayed for ten years.

He suddenly seemed to really realize what Ivan said to him two years ago——

"It's better not to, I'm afraid they will say I don't respect the old."

Teenager Buffon: Lay it :)

#Old Tears Vertical and Horizontal.jpg

Juventus is making a lot of money.

Since Ronaldo and Ivan went to Juventus, many fans around the world said that they have lost fans of Real Madrid, and they are now Juventus fans.

The fans of Britney are extremely happy. While sucking up Tiantian, they can also fan Juventus by the way.

The boss of Juventus has to wake up with a smile in his dreams. Since he bought Ronaldo and gave Ivan... No, he bought Chris and Iwen and gave their father a lot of money that Juventus spent. Almost halfway back.

Real Madrid fans were still watching at first, but after seeing Ivan's still awesome skills and Juventus' frequent face-slapping results, they cried.

I let you sell Ronaldo!let you sell!

Now not only has Ronaldo been lost, but Ivan has also been missed!

Fans in other leagues were basically crying, and other clubs in Serie A were crying especially loudly.

Oh my god, what evil did they do to usher in such a killing god? !

Many players are eager to play football with their idols. If Ivan follows Ronaldo in Real Madrid, the first transfer will definitely be Mbappe of Paris.

But even so, there are frequent news that Mbappe may transfer to Juventus.

The young man has not made a decision for a long time because he is still young and still wants to work hard, and he does not want to enter retirement life so soon~

#Buffon: "..."

Britney's fans are all over the football world, and everyone is ready to move, but they all tacitly keep watching.

#Every day I am on the verge of going to the male god.

It's not without reason that they are so impulsive.

The whole world thinks Ronaldo is happy.

The current Ronaldo is already a point-grabbing striker with advanced consciousness, and what this Ronaldo needs most is a teammate who can understand his running position and give him the most comfortable pass tacitly.

If there is such a teammate, his sense of happiness playing football is absolutely overwhelming.

And the one who can give him happiness is undoubtedly Ivan.

In this era when midfielders hate forwards spitting cakes and standing forwards are always easy to be released, owning a Britney is the ultimate dream of all forwards who like to stand and eat cakes.

Luo Xiaoxiao said, yes, he died of happiness.

He trains and competes with Ivan every day, and he feels that such a day is as wonderful as a dream.

Juventus team-mates said they had had enough.

Seeing those two people making pink bubbles every day is really tiresome.

In this matter, Ba La La Xiao Moxian Dybala has a very right to speak.

He said dejectedly that Ivan passed him a few balls last time, which allowed him to score twice in that game. He excitedly jumped on Ivan and had a high with Ivan. As a result, that week C Luo didn't seem to pass the ball to him?

Xiao Di is now Ivan's number one fan in the team. I don't know if I don't eat Ivan's cakes. I was shocked. Ivan's ball making is something that every forward can't refuse.

The players who received Ivan's assists all said that Ivan's pass was so thoughtful that it reminded you of your lover during the love period.

Luo Xiaoxiao: "..."

He had an urge to ask Ivan to buy a club, and then just play football with the two of them.

That's right, Ivan is the goalkeeper, just pass the ball to him with a big foot in the backcourt :)

Anyway, Aiwen alone is a team, adding him makes him invincible~

Well, there are also little Chris, Tuntun and little princess (*≧▽≦)

At night, Luo Xiaoxiao thought of something, and the more he thought about it, the more he felt that something was wrong, so he pressed Ai Wen and asked his doubts.

"You should be able to play football two years ago, why wait until today?"

Ivan blinked, and he thought about how to explain it better.

However, in the eyes of the Portuguese, this is hesitation and a guilty conscience.

The more Luo Xiaoxiao thinks about it, the more she feels that it must be like this...

Alvin could play football, but the magical thing he used for himself in the game must have violated some rules!

So no matter how he made insinuations at the time, and wanted to know when Aiwen would come back to play football, Aiwen could always change the topic!

You can come back to play football at the age of 27, but it is delayed until the age of 30!

He said that he didn't listen to Ivan's explanation, and the more he thought about it, the more distressed and angry he felt.

Evan was too kind to him.

To be nice to him is to simply do nothing in return.

Seeing his tangled look, Ivan reached out for the bedside table.

Luo Xiaoxiao:? ? ?

Every time Ivan goes to pull the drawer at the head of the bed, he will form a conditioned reflex with weak legs.

The bedside table has become an unspeakable little secret between the two of them.

#小甜甜's bedside table is like Doraemon's treasure bag, everything can be taken out.

But Ivan obviously didn't want to quarrel with him today, he took out a small box with a very beautiful appearance.

Just looking at the box, you know this thing is definitely worth the money.

Luo Xiaoxiao was dumbfounded, and then he became dissatisfied. Did Aiwen want to change the topic again?

Can't!He doesn't accept it!

He reached out to grab it, but was restrained by Ai Wen. Of course Ai Wen didn't use any force, so he fixed Luo Xiaoxiao in his arms.

"Look, what's this, Cris."

Luo Xiaoxiao bowed his head, showing that he didn't look at it with actions.

Sure enough, he started talking about Ivan not to be too nice to others.

Ivan listened to him patiently, and continued to hand him the small box.

"Who said I don't ask for anything in return?" Xiao Tiantian's invisible devil tail was wagging again.

Luo Xiaoxiao finally looked at the small box squarely: "What is this?"

"open to take a look?"

The Portuguese blinked, looked at the small box, and for some reason remembered the movie Ivan made.

His heart suddenly thumped.

He took a deep breath and quickly opened the box.

... As expected, there was a ring lying in the box.

The main tone of the ring is blue, with the finishing touch of diamonds adorned on it. It is low-key and reveals the atmosphere of local tyrants. It can be said that the aesthetics of the Portuguese is particularly considered.

... This kind of beautiful, cool-toned tall and high-grade, you can think of Ai Wen's eyes inexplicably when you look at it.

Luo Xiaoxiao:! ! !

Ai Wen felt that he was not stimulated enough, so he continued: "I usually don't do business that loses money, this ring..."

He took the ring straight out of the box and put it on the Portuguese's ring finger without any objection.

"...not a marriage proposal."

Luo Xiaoxiao:? ? ?

Ai Wen seemed to be afraid that he might not hear clearly, so he said seriously in his ear: "It's a forced marriage."

Luo Xiaoxiao: "..."

Luo Xiaoxiao:! ! !

The Portuguese still stayed there speechless, and Britney didn't rush him. He narrowed his eyes, put his chin on the top of Luo Xiaoxiao's head, rubbing~

Domineering president Xiao Tiantian said, youth is wasted on you, should you be responsible?

The winner in life treats you so well, but you can’t afford it anyway~ Then let’s make a promise with your body~

Luo Xiaoxiao: "..."

He was silent for a while, touched the ring, and suddenly turned around and threw Ivan down~

Ai Wen heard that his voice was not quite right: "The movies are all deceptive."

Alvin: "Huh?"

Luo Xiaoxiao hugged his waist tightly: "You are famous all over the world, but you can also reap love."

His eyes shine with the most beautiful gradient in the world: "So, the movies are all deceptive."

Ai Wen smiled, lowered his head and kissed his forehead: "Well, diamonds are also deceiving."

Luo Xiaoxiao: Meow meow?

Ai Wen said: "Diamonds are forever, they are all marketing routines thought up by businessmen, and they are actually the most successful scam."

"Diamonds are man-made and depreciate," Britney said, reaching out to his omnipresent nightstand again, "A wedding present for you, Cris."

Luo Xiaoxiao, who is still full of ideas:? ? ?

Forced marriage and that's the end of it?

Ai Wen took out a piece of stuff wrapped in a good fabric and handed it to Luo Xiaoxiao.

Luo Xiaoxiao took it, it was hard, a little heavy, slippery, like a stone.

He opened the wrapped cloth, and inside was a "stone" with milky white soft luster and fine carvings.

Luo Xiaoxiao was shocked!

He still knows this thing, it's jade!

And it’s hard to find one at first glance!

Their initials are engraved on the top of the jade——

【ADCR】

"Gold is priceless and jade is priceless," Ai Wen said. "Diamonds will also depreciate, but because of the mainstream, you can't live without it, so just pretend. This is Chinese jade. Jade nourishes people. When you are not competing You can wear..."

The local tyrant Xiao Tiantian who gave the diamond ring just for show, was thrown down again before she finished speaking.

Luo Xiaoxiao: "So the ring is a forced marriage gift, and the jade is a wedding gift?"

Little Sweets: "You can understand it that way."

Luo Xiaoxiao:! ! !

He asked Ivan: "Where is your ring?"

Ai Wen didn't know what switch he touched on the small box, and another ring of the same style appeared in front of Luo Xiaoxiao.

Luo Xiaoxiao put a ring on Xiao Tiantian very unceremoniously~

The ring is still very necessary, if you lock it up~ the cat/catnip will never run away~

Britney made all the plans: "Register first, and then get married after you retire."

"..."

Luo Xiaoxiao was entangled. He is going to play until he is 40 years old. Isn't that a long time?

Play football or step into the grave of marriage?

The two of them struggled with each other for one night. Little Chris, who had a great time playing football with his younger siblings in the yard, said that Tiantian said that today they will go to dinner with grandma after playing football. There is no need to wait for them. Big Chris whispered~

Upstairs, Xiao Tiantian closed the curtains, returned to the bed and kissed Luo Xiaoxiao, and announced to him: "From now on, you will be my Duchess."

Luo Xiaoxiao:! ! !

"Madam, I love you."

"..."

"I love you too."

"What did Madam say? I didn't hear you clearly?"

"..."

"I love you too!!!"

"Yeah, I heard it, dear."

"..."