football golden whistle
Chapter 155 Exhibition Match 4
When Pique heard this, it's okay, he insulted the referee, and he didn't explain the red card!
Clattenburg: "…"
#Congratulations to Clattenburg for his achievement: becoming the first referee in the Premier League to be sent to the stands√
Ai Wen reminded: "This exhibition game stipulates that the time for a red card to leave the field is 15 minutes. So the coach of the defenders, you can come back after 15 minutes."
The scene and message boards are full of hahaha, you can see the famous disabled people in the Premier League standing in the stands, today's ticket money/money for the TV station is worth it!
Muller opened his little notebook, huh?Seems like someone got the job done?
The task was all thought of by Ai Wen, so he remembered clearly that Torres' task seemed to be completed, and he probably couldn't even think of it.
Torres also happened to look over, he and Ivan looked at each other, and Ivan nodded.
Toniu, who was caught off guard and completed the task, is happy!
He didn't even intend to be the referee. In fact, he just wanted to complete a task to avoid the risk of eating preserved eggs. To be honest, he was confused when he just got the task.
In a knockout match of the World Cup, he once flopped in the penalty area, tricked the referee, and sent off the opposite defender with a red card.
As a result, his task today turned out to be——
[Please frame anyone and let him get a yellow card. 】
Torres: "..."
He was still thinking about which opponent to attack, but he didn't expect that it was his teammates who cheated.
It seems that referee Pique should be thanked for his generosity.
His face was full of happiness, and Ramos, who had been paying attention to him, noticed it.
Master Shui's mind was spinning quickly. After contacting Torres who said that his mission was not friendly, and thinking about what happened to him when he was tripped by Weber before, it was not difficult to draw a conclusion.
Toniu fell, tripped by Weber, and Weber got a yellow card.This quest is not friendly to Webber!
So his task must be to let others eat cards!
The details may be different, but in general it didn't run.
Master Shui looked at the referee Pique who came back refreshed after the yellow card, and he felt hehe.
Taking advantage of the players from the defenders crowding around to protest, he pulled his little friend Marcelo who was watching the fun, and whispered to him for a while.
In view of the problem with Pique's judgment of the ball, the defender did not get a free kick in the front court, but kicked off on the spot.
The ball was passed in the penalty area for a while and was intercepted by the striker.
It was Guti of the forward team who stole the ball!
Guti didn't have a task. He remembered Pepe's big kick to clear the siege, and with the mentality of giving it a try, he kicked the ball towards his own goal!
Cassie:? ? ?
Not long ago, he was still lamenting the difficulty of Hart on the opposite side. Will it be his turn now? !
Cassie jumped hard, but also missed, because the foot was too high, higher than the crossbar, and flew towards the stands.
There was a commotion among the fans behind the goal, and they all rushed to grab the kicked ball.
Ka Xiaoxi lay on the ground, staring at Guti, the culprit.
what happened?Ramos and Marcelo performed well today, why is it your turn?
Let's talk about a defender making a clearance. It's okay to kick on the top of the goal, but Guti is not a defender. Your midfielder is more than 30 meters away from the goal and insists on aiming at the goal?
Pepe, Guti, two people have done this kind of thing in succession!
Everyone cheered up, no matter whose task it is, it must have something to do with shooting at their own goal!
Regardless of whether it is useful or not, just shoot it!
So the goals on both sides began to bloom in their own way.
Joe Hart & Cassie, who fought hard: "..."
Originally, as soon as my family attacked, they all ran to the opposite penalty area. There were no defenders and they were all forwards, especially forwards. Cassie usually did not see his own players in the half court. Marcelo ran more happily than Ramos. He rushed It is ahead of Ronaldo, and I have asked for the ball twice in a row!
That's okay, other teammates can't stand it, Marcelo, if you want the ball, can you be more accurate?
You have vomited biscuits twice!
Given that Marcelo and Ramos are the two great strikers of Real Madrid, it is really normal that no one doubts them.
Marcelo rubbed his hands secretly and prepared to spit out the cake for the third time, and he completed the task!
He is the same as Torres, he has no plans to change roles, he just thinks that he will not eat preserved eggs!
[Please spit the cake three times in front of the door. 】
Ma Pengpeng said that there is no difficulty at all~
Ka Xiaoxi: There is nothing to love in life.jpg
Let's not talk about the emptiness of the team's forward defense. Now we must not only be vigilant against our opponents, but also our teammates!
They are both goalkeepers, no one is going anywhere, Hart thought bitterly, the two seniors really had the foresight to not be goalkeepers early and leave this difficult position to him!
Tell your teammates to shoot, you can't stand still completely, who knows if he will slip on the soles of his feet, the high shot will become a goal, and there will be a shocking own goal?
The goalkeeper's OCD doesn't allow them to stand still either!
Fire, theft, and teammates!They couldn't take it anymore after throwing several such balls. Why did the two of them seem to be playing twenty? !
Peipei just laughed to see that this group of people learned his mission, but they still didn't learn it well.
He made two more kicks himself, and this time he had a good grasp of the height. Coincidentally, he successfully bounced off the crossbar with one kick.
The more Buffon looked at it, the more he felt that his mission hadn't been completed yet, and a group of people were trying it!
Just now when he thought this way, he saw that Pepe seemed to have completed his mission?
Ivan signaled to Muller that it was time to mark the small notebook later.
Muller has been holding a small notebook, and no one else thinks it is wrong for him to look down at the notebook.
He found Pepe, who was right under Buffon's name, and they both had the same mission——
[Kick the ball on the crossbar to clear the siege. 】
At this time, it can be seen who probably have no missions, and those who keep trying to kick their own goals, most of them have no missions and are blind.
Maybe it's not enough to just kick high?Could it be...
After several people kicked the ball into the stands like this, a different result finally appeared.
Some people are not good at technology, no, or they are too good at it, and they really kick the ball into their own goal.
That person is Benzema!
People without missions went to watch the commentary one after another, and found that there was no response from the commentary, and it was not an own goal?
Benzema is elated, he has successfully completed his own task.
[Please score an own goal. 】
Benzema belongs to the striker team and Pepe belongs to the defender team. When a group of strikers from the striker team were in their own penalty area, Pepe ran past halftime and was ready to pay attention to the situation.
Then he saw Benzema's happy appearance.
Pepe remained calm, an own goal?
Muller: "In the 27th minute of the game, Benzema of the forward team scored an own goal, and the defender team 1-0 the forward team!"
The fans were stunned. What's going on, a group of people didn't want to attack the gate, but kicked at their own goal?
Casey didn't even want to fish for the ball, he said, he couldn't take it anymore!
He asked for a suspension of the game, he asked for a substitution, he was no longer the goalkeeper!
There is no substitute player to change for him, so he wants to discuss with the coach, and he changes with the players on the field.
Alvin nodded towards Sean, indicating that it could be done.
Sean glanced at the other people on the field to see if anyone was willing to be the goalkeeper.
Of course no one is happy, everyone is not a fool, what else do you do when you are a goalkeeper?
Sean originally wanted to call Neuer to guard the goal, but Cassie seemed to be in a bad state, so he let him relax.
Before Neuer had time to protest, someone raised his hand tremblingly.
——It’s the little daughter-in-law Ozil!
Under everyone's shocked gaze, Ozil hesitated for a moment, but said firmly: "Well, I'll be the goalkeeper."
Everyone: "..."
Everyone, take a look at Ozil's small body and his height, are you sure you can do it?
The fans almost spit out a mouthful of water, Ozil?Is it Ozil who is most afraid of the wall?How dare he be a goalkeeper? !
Ibrahimovic on the sidelines found Muller laughing again.
Is it Ozil's task to be a goalkeeper?
The position of goalkeeper, who was originally the most despised, suddenly became a favorite.
Cech also ran to get close to Hart, are you tired?Do you want to take a break and I'll replace you?
Hart's face was expressionless. If he could complete the task as a goalkeeper, he would have been out of the team with these cheating people long ago, okay?
Ozil firmly stated that he can!
So everyone chose to trust him once, and Cassie was eager for someone to replace him, so he simply abdicated without thinking too much about it.
They are one goal behind, and according to Marcelo's posture of wasting opportunities, they have little chance of winning.Cassie, who has no tasks, said that he doesn't want to work hard anymore, and he is going to do other people's tasks. This is the correct posture to avoid eating preserved eggs.
As a result, just as Ozil became the goalkeeper, the defender scored another goal.
Cassie: "..."
Ah, let's hurry up and find tasks to do!Casey said that he wants to be a newspaper, and he also wants to be in front of his own goal!
The missed goal by Ozil was shot by Henry, and the shot was straight and not too difficult.However, Ozil faced this not-so-difficult shot, he actually...
He escaped!
The strikers who caught fire in the rear All the strikers: ? ? ?
If this is an accident, then who will explain the same goal, the same goalkeeper, the same posture... the missed goal 5 minutes later? !
Little daughter-in-law, you are the goalkeeper!You play football!You're not playing dodgeball, sober up!
Those who are familiar with Ozil have no doubts. Many people in the forward team hate Ozil being replaced, and they didn't stop it!
Luo Xiaoxiao was annoyed. In Real Madrid, he should have known when he lined up with Ozil. Ozil was very afraid of standing still and waiting for the ball to hit him!
The goal was scored by Raul, and Raul remembered his mission when he scored the goal, so he simply passed Morientes who was closest to him, and gave a slap.
fan:? ? ?
Are you so excited to score?
Golden Wolf Guti has no idea, he knows that Raul and Morientes have a good relationship, so it's not unusual for him to say something, and others don't think so——
Could it be that Raul's task is to kiss someone after scoring a goal?
Everyone finally guessed right once. Raul's task is easy to guess and not difficult. The key point is to score goals.
Luo Xiaoxiao saw their kiss, emmmmm, he suddenly had a bold idea.
Messi didn't come back after just grabbing the ball with himself once. He looked very honest. Luo Xiaoxiao couldn't find a chance to observe his mission all of a sudden. He was thinking, why don't he change his target?
No, he felt that Raul's actions were not right, maybe it was a mission?
Regardless of whether it is a mission or not, Luo Xiaoxiao also wants to try it. Anyway, he likes this mission. It is just a family member when he scores a goal and celebrates!
He glanced at the sidelines happily, this wave will not lose!
Let you give me the task of flopping, hum!
Just as Ramos ran to the middle circle to kick off, he was ready to receive the ball.
Pepe watched the opponent's goalkeeper angrily send out the second blood. It seems that his team has already led 3-0?
Then it's okay for him to score an own goal, right?
He very much doubted that Benzema's task was an own goal!He has already completed his own task, so he wants to quickly experiment with other people's tasks, and then become a commentator!
That's right, Pepe doesn't want to be the referee, he wants to be a commentator, and as a commentator, he can know everyone's tasks!
Ramos took the ball and ran forward for a while. His mind was full of Torres' tasks and his own.
Pique saw that he wanted to make a long pass, and the target was likely to be Ronaldo. He was afraid that the latter would play tricks and he would not be able to pass in time, so he ran away first.
He passed by Ramos, and Ramos, who was thinking about the mission, suddenly had a bright spot.
He hasn't finished his own task yet, isn't it a good time to complete the task now?
He also accelerated with the ball and ran straight towards Pique——
The two fell together, and the fans in the stands exclaimed!
Ramos is very measured, he is very experienced in making people fall, knowing that the action just now will not hurt Pique and make Pique fall to the ground.
Pique looked confused, he had already started to pay attention to his running position, why would someone bump into him?
He wanted to get up, but the person who didn't want to fall on him held him down.
Ramos greeted his little friend Marcelo who had already said hello: "It seems that Mr. Referee can't continue to enforce the law! Come on!"
Those who didn't know the truth were shocked, no way, Pique was really hurt?This is an entertainment game, everyone is on the point, it's not funny if you get hurt!
Pique struggled to say something, but Ramos and Marcelo worked together to hold him down and not let him move.
Pique shouted: "I'm fine! Don't listen to him!"
Aiwen called the team doctor, and the team doctor was on the way.Ramos held Pique down to keep him from moving.
Just kidding, he is completing the task, of course he can't let Pique get up!
Muller glanced at his small notebook again and saw Ramos' mission:
[Pengci referee. 】
Luo Xiaoxiao saw that the game was interrupted here, and there was a circle of people around Pique, so he ran over.
He saw that Pique was pressed to the ground?
Ramos was still yelling: "Mr. Referee, don't move. It's not good if you hurt yourself. Wait for the stretcher to come and take you down!"
Pique:? ? ?
Luo Xiaoxiao saw at a glance that Pique was fine, but Marcelo and Ramos were quite excited, acting like that.
Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the referee's special spray falling out of Pique's trouser pocket, and suddenly had an idea.
Let Pique just give him a yellow card, and he was so happy!
Luo Xiaoxiao said that he wanted to take revenge on the other party!
hehehe~
The crowd just separated at this moment, and the camera just pointed at this side, and the fans saw that Ronaldo was holding the referee spray, spraying the spray around Pique's body who was being held down, along the outline of his body ?
Luo Xiaoxiao didn't know how to use it at first and sprayed too much. He moved while spraying, and the white line that sprayed out was crooked, and at least it sprayed half a circle around Pique.
Pique:? ? ?
Are you trying to rebel?
He drew a red card, and he wants to warn those who dare to follow the referee's presumptuousness!
But he forgot that it is invalid for him to deal cards in this posture~
He himself didn't react, and the players and fans who watched this scene realized it.
puff!
Hahahahaha what is Ronaldo doing?Painting the crime scene?
Don't tell me, it still looks good!
Many people laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten their waists, what hatred and resentment!
Pique, who had been painted more than half of the scene of the crime, finally reacted. He stretched out his hand and wanted to hit Ronaldo, but the Portuguese dodged flexibly.
The team doctor finally ran over, and they carried the stretcher. Seeing that Pique was still alive and well, it seemed that nothing was wrong, but just to be on the safe side, they worked together to carry Pique onto the stretcher.
Pique wanted to struggle, but was suppressed by the team doctor, and he fainted.
Hey, I must be one of the most embarrassing referees ever!
He was being carried to the sidelines and was about to get off the stretcher.
He was halfway up when a tall black shadow covered him.
He looked up, and the fourth official, Ibrahimovic, was standing beside him with his hips akimbo, condescending and smiling at him sinisterly!
Pique: "..."
He was almost expressionless, and here came another person whom he had given a yellow card to!
Ibrahimovic said very sincerely to Ivan, who also came to see the situation: "Zlatan thinks that Mr. Referee's situation is not very good, and Zlatan feels that he needs to share his worries."
Pique: "..."
The fans heard their conversation in its entirety, and they booed, "It's necessary! It's necessary!"
Ai Wen also saw that Pique is actually fine, but the fans are too kind. In this case, for the sake of Pique, you should take a break as the fourth official of the meeting~
Pique: "..."
Did you say that the referee is God? !
He doesn't agree!
It's useless if he refuses to accept it. The team doctor may also be involved in something. He sincerely suggested that Pique go down to rest and replace Ibrahimovic.
Pique: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
But before going down, he made a suggestion: "I will exchange the last yellow card with you!"
Of course Ibrahimovic will not refuse. If there is no change, Pique will still be the referee. He is the biggest~
Pique turned and ran back, and showed a yellow card to Ramos who was chatting happily with Marcelo!
He played his cards, vented his anger, and was satisfied.
However, within two seconds of being satisfied, he found that Ramos was smiling very happily? !
Is this silly boy going crazy?
He was still puzzled, and he heard Ivan's voice explaining: "Congratulations to Marcelo and Ramos for successfully meeting the conditions for swapping roles."
Eevee raised his eyebrows.
Before he officially debuted, two people completed the task?
The fans were all surprised. They guessed a lot. They guessed the mission of Ramos and Marcelo, but it was completed. What kind of mission would it be?
Ai Wen explained: "Ramos' task is [Pengci Referee], and the other task he completed is Torres's. Because the task has already been completed, Torres' task can also be announced. His task is [frame any One got him a yellow card]."
Pique:? ? ?
#Smiling Gradually Disappears.jpg
Fans: What the hell?The referee of Pingci knew it, that is, what happened to the second task when Ramos followed the referee's call just now?He got a yellow card, but he didn't frame anyone, did he?
Ivan continued: "Framing anyone can include myself. Ramos was shown a yellow card by the referee."
fan:"……"
Convinced!
They couldn't help sympathizing with Pique, sending yellow cards for thousands of miles, the courtesy is light and the affection is heavy!
Pique and Ramos are really good friends who love and kill each other!
The fans recalled Marcelo's mission again, what was his mission?How did it work?
Muller helped explain from the side: "Marcelo's own task is [spit three times in front of the goal], and he has already completed it in the previous attack. The other task completed is Ramos's."
fan:! ! !
No wonder there was a scene before Ramos pulling Marcelo and whispering. Did they reach a consensus at that time?
Ramos completed his mission and brought Marcelo with him by the way!
It's true love!The two gods both finished the task!
Ai Wen: "Congratulations, both of you, you can choose the characters you want. And, the announced mission is invalid, except for the mission owner, it will be invalid for others to imitate."
Muller looked at the small book: "It doesn't matter, Torres' task has also been completed, that is, the time his teammate Weber was sent a yellow card."
Pique only felt that there were countless arrows in his heart.
He didn't know that every yellow card he sent out had such a great meaning? !
Every time you send out, you will receive a different response!
He issued a yellow card to Ibrahimovic, and Ibrahimovic wants to usurp his position;
He issued a yellow card to Ronaldo, and Ronaldo drew him the scene of the crime;
He issued a yellow card to Webb, and Torres' mission was completed by mistake;
He gave Ramos a yellow card and directly promoted Ramos? !
Ramos hehehe, he raised his paw and shouted loudly: "I will be the referee!"
Pique: "..."
#I am dead, don’t burn the paper if you have something to do, I won’t accept it!
Marcelo said that he doesn't want to be the referee, he just wants to be the referee if he doesn't compete with his good friend Shui Ye, he finds it novel~
As a line judge, it's really not too flattering to watch teammates who are still "struggling in a sea of suffering" rack their brains to do tasks!
As soon as he said this, Ivan asked the two linemen, who was tired from running and wanted to rest?
Lu Xiaopang didn't want to be a line judge anymore, but considering that Inzaghi might not have enough physical strength, he wanted to be humble. He didn't expect that Inzaghi didn't look tired, so he said it didn't matter.
In that case, Lu Xiaopang will not be polite~
Inzaghi nodded. Young people are still a little less experienced. In fact, being a lineman can also take a break. Make good judgment on the path of the ball. Don't run so anxiously. It can save a lot of effort~
Ramos happily put on his new outfit, and the second referee Sergio Ramos was born~
Marcelo took Rooney's flag happily, and he was also very happy~
Everyone seemed happy.There is not much harmony on the referee's side.
Ibrahimovic said that before Zlatan had time to be the referee, his position was gone?
Forget it~ Anyway, if he blows his referee, he will be better than Pique, right?Look at Pique, obviously he can do better than him~
Zlatan, who has been the referee since rounding up, is very open-minded, and he doesn't need to be reminded by Ivan. He can play on the field after taking off his jacket and changing into the striker's jersey on the spot.
Ibrahimovic was the referee for a second, just as Ramos reached the conditions for swapping roles, and it happened to be him who swapped with Ramos.As for Pique, he can only be the fourth official.
Pique put on the fourth official's coat baldly, gritted his teeth but had no choice.
Messi is confused, did the little friend go down before covering him?
He thought about his task and felt that he would probably not be able to complete it.
[Please compete with any player for the header. 】
Messi said he felt a sense of malice from the universe.
What if you don’t want to eat preserved eggs?I can only find a way to score more goals!And by the way, see if you can really grab the high-altitude ball.
By the way, Ivan interviewed Ramos who was preparing for a wave: "Successfully became the referee, do you have anything to say?"
Ramos looked at his little friend Ivan, and said excitedly: "Ivan, do you remember playing live together before? The time before the World Cup. At that time, I said that I hoped to have a chance to hold a game to play together, but I didn't expect it to be true. Can!"
Oh~~~~ There was another burst of noise at the scene.
It turns out that you have known each other for a long time!It's the man who played the game together!
Ramos continued: "I hope you can play football, hehehe~"
The message board instantly understood his intentions——
You are the referee now, you are so arrogant, you want us Xiao Tiantian to be a player? !
Are you still planning to give a red card to warn the duke?
Ivan smiled and patted him, it's time to play Sergio, don't waste time.
He also interviewed Pique.
Pique is still in love, he told Ivan: "I think the third referee will come soon."
Ha ha ha ha!Pique really has revenge on Ramos!
But this time the fans want to agree with Pique, the third referee is coming~ they are looking forward to it!
After the referee has been replaced, continue with the ball just now, and the forward team has the ball.
Where did Ramos and Pique fall just now?
Still need to look for?The camera moves to the court, and the fans are laughing like crazy.
The "crime scene" left by Peake is still there!You don't need to look for it at all, just tee off at the figure outlined by the white spray and you're done!
Ibrahimovic came on the field, the scene cheered.
Everyone is fans of Ibrahimovic just rubbing Clattenburg's head!
He will play now and deserves the highest praise!
The striker team, which was still behind by three goals, saw this killer coming, and they thought it was good, it was really good.
The forward team is truly a veritable forward team!
After the two fake defenders and real forwards Ramos and Marcelo went down, Rooney and Ibrahimovic were replaced!
True 10 forwards!
If it wasn't for the swap between Ozil and Cassie, Cassie probably doesn't want to continue to keep the goal, right?
Ka Xiaoxi: Fortunately, I am not a goalkeeper~
Hart was bored at the same place for a long time. Now that two big strikers have come up, he thinks... Awwow Petch, did you just tell me that you want to change positions?
He has changed his mind!
Cech shrugged, this shop will disappear after passing this village~
Hart was crying, he could still cry now, he didn't know, this was the first time in his life that he faced his future nemesis——
Zlatan Ibrahimovic, the man who really made him the number one background board on the world stage.
It was him, that Zlatan, who made "If there is love, the sky will grow old, see Hartmond's foot" popular all over the country.
Many years later, Hart said that he was already strong and could not cry anymore, because there were no tears when he wanted to cry.
Ibrahimovic went up and patted Fear Luo's little shoulder, don't panic, it's only three balls, God will chase them back for you~
Luo Xiaoxiao ignored him, a team with Ronaldo and Messi would be bald, and another Ibrahimovic?
Ai Wen smiled, what if one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers?Then throw another one down!
Who is the boss?
The Portuguese said that he is the boss and Ivan is his!
Three male tigers on the field and one female tiger off the field!
Tigress is the most powerful male tiger!The person who scores the most goals wins the beauty!
#Tigress Aiwen Mrs. Yazhai:? ? ?
Messi is different from Luo Xiaoxiao, Messi is happy!
When Ibrahimovic was still in Barcelona, few dared to bully Messi!
Ibrahimovic rubbed Messi's head with a smile and greeted him.
Messi remembered his mission, so he told Ibrahimovic, anyway, Ibrahimovic has no mission, they can cooperate, Ibrahimovic covers him to grab the header, and then Ibrahimovic can grab the header by himself~
In this way, Ibrahimovic can catch up with the third referee~
Ibrahimovic said that there is no problem, let Messi grab the header.
Looking at the interaction between the two on the message board, I feel that Messi is lucky. If Pique goes down and Ibrahimovic comes up, Messi is really happy.
Not much to say, the first half is almost over, it's time to start the game!
Ramos blew the whistle happily!
The frontcourt of the striker team is too lively, with a bunch of people bumping into positions and crowded. It feels like you are dribbling the ball, and if you pass a few blindly with your eyes closed, the ball can be received by your teammates.
Cassie ran to the midfield and looked at the nine forwards who were happy in front of him. He hesitated for a while, but still chose not to play halftime.
What if the ball is lost!There are only unprofessional defender Casey and even more unprofessional goalkeeper Ozil in the backcourt!
The backcourt was indeed empty, not even the defenders on the opposite side. The defenders all returned to their own penalty areas and forced to park the bus.
The nine forwards of the forward team came aggressively, and they wreaked havoc in the opposite penalty area.
Ibrahimovic's height will come in handy now, and his sudden and violent shots can make Joe Hart break out in a cold sweat.
It's easy to do things with many people, Luo Xiaoxiao's eyes light up, it's time to complete his task!
The opposing players returned to the defense a lot, but they were not defenders except Pepe, and the defenders were not professional. The Portuguese were accurate once they passed.
In the penalty area, as long as you wrestle, the opponent is easy to get a card!
Buffon changed it this time. He remembered that he was not a goalkeeper and could not use his hands. He used his amazing judgment ability and even broke his ball when the Portuguese was thinking about how to wrestle and who to wrestle with!
Buffon dribbled the ball and ran away!The aura of the goalkeeper shone all over his body at this moment. After stealing the ball, he was unambiguous, facing his own goal, and made a big-footed clearance!
Bang!
Hart was stunned, why did he come again? !
At that moment, he really couldn't tell whether these people were opponents or teammates!
Hart also had to hug the goalkeeper's thigh to reach the ball!
He really hugged and he headed the ball out!
The fans were surprised, the 1v1 match between the two goalkeepers!
If Hart hadn't saved the ball, Buffon would have scored an own goal!
When the ball went out, it was Shuaibi who appeared at the landing point!
Kaka appeared there, and he went up and shot!
Hart pulls out the best of his life and he saves the ball again!
Luo Xiaoxiao sees that there is still play, and he doesn't care about diving or not. As a dedicated forward, it is not his style to miss the ball.
He strode up to fill his seat, and Pepe also followed. Hart, who was lying on the ground and struggling to get up to make a third pounce, saw Pepe, and felt at ease for half a second.
But he quickly widened his eyes in horror!Fuck Pepe, can you change the direction of your tackle? !
Luo Xiaoxiao didn't want to fall, but he was really caught off guard if someone wanted you to fall, so he fell as soon as he planned.
He avoided Pepe's Portuguese shadowless foot, but to be honest, Pepe's tackle was a bit unprofessional, and his direction was not quite right. Because Luo Xiaoxiao happened to face the goal sideways, Pepe's direction was just right. On goal.
Pepe slid past his calf while he watched as Pepe poked the ball into the goal!
The scene was quiet for a second because of this incident.
Fuck!After the striker's undercover goalkeeper and striker, here comes another undercover!
Pepe, you are very active in clearing the siege, but why the fuck are you clearing the siege at your own goal? !
Hart was about to cry angrily, is he easy? !He made two saves in a row, and the third time was actually entered by his own people? !
He really shouldn't believe Pepe, when Pepe's long shot almost went into his own gate, he should have realized something!
The players on the field were still in a daze, and I heard Ivan's voice: "Congratulations to Pepe for successfully completing the role swap conditions."
Crowd: ? ? ?
What the fuck? !
Hart was born with nothing to love, this group of people really have missions and inhumanity!
Although they were very surprised, the players still pricked up their ears, ready to hear what kind of weird missions Pepe had, causing them to follow and shoot at their own gates for so long, but they got nothing at all.
Only Benzema found something, maybe Pepe imitated his mission? !
Ai Wen: "Pepe's task is [kick the ball into the crossbar to clear the siege]. The task he completed is Benzema's task. Benzema's task is [scoring an own goal]."
Muller went around to the goal over there. He wanted to interview the autistic Joe Hart. What he wanted to say most now.
Hart's chest seemed to have no ups and downs, and his voice was calm and hopeless: "It's all Benzema's fault!"
TM blame Benzema!
Benzema: Meow meow? ? ?
Ha ha ha ha!At first, everyone sympathized with Hart, but for some reason, they just wanted to laugh!
Ramos ran over, yes, don't forget that Sese is the referee now!
He didn't know how to blow the goal whistle, so he blew it blindly, but it attracted everyone's attention.
Master Shui still remembered that his little friend Ronaldo was shoveled, and he couldn't see clearly because there were too many people. He only knew that Luo Xiaoxiao fell in the penalty area, so he very readily gave Pepe a yellow card!
The camera suddenly switched, and Ai Wen's face appeared on the big screen again!
Fans were surprised to see that Britney smiled so sweetly!What made His Excellency the Duke laugh?
Luo Xiaoxiao realized later that he seemed to have done the task unintentionally?
Uh ~
He looked at Ivan proudly, and quickly said, is he great!
Then his smile faded away.
After the camera moved away, Ai Wen quietly compared him to two!
Luo Xiaoxiao: "..."
Does that count? !
From a distance, he seemed to be able to see the smile in Ivan's eyes, and he remembered——
"There are only two situations where you can wrestle, you are indeed knocked down by the opponent, and you can lie to me."
Luo Xiaoxiao:! ! !
The Portuguese tried their best to score a goal, a goal!After a while, he will make Ivan, who seems to be winning, show a different expression!
Pepe becomes the third person to switch roles!Under the envious eyes (?) of his fellow villagers, he walked off the stage, and he said that he wanted to be a commentator.
Ok? ? ?
Isn't Pepe going to be the referee?
Master Shui is not worried that Pepe will compete with him for the position, but he remembers that when they played live with Aiwen, Pepe was keen to explain to them by the side~
Sure enough, he asked to be a commentator.
There are two commentators, who will Pepe change with?
Both the scene and the message boards are wailing, I want to see Britney playing football!But didn't Muller say at the beginning that he wanted to be a goalkeeper?They also really want to see Muller as a goalkeeper!
so tangled!
Muller is really itchy. Anyway, he has eaten preserved eggs. Isn't it a loss if he doesn't realize his childhood dream?
Hart was still sitting on the sidelines drinking water, thinking about the meaning of life, when he heard the entanglement at the scene, his eyes lit up.
Let Muller be the goalkeeper!He can't stand it! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
Muller tugged at the corner of Aiwen's clothes: "Let me go today~Aiwen~"
The heartthrob who was standing next to the goal and posing for pictures laughed. Muller's tone was exactly the same as Ivan's tone when he spoke to him at the beginning.
The cp fan of the cash machine suddenly heard the taste of being coquettish.
However, Aiwen let him go, the smile on his face is actually very normal, it is a polite smile, CP fans can also see the pampering!
The official CP is expressionless, no, they don't believe it, Ai Wen is Luo Xiaoxiao!
Luo Xiaoxiao:? ? ?
Let what let!Can't let it go!Ivan let you play just because you acted like a baby?
The Portuguese even acted like a baby when they thought about it.
This is a competition hosted by Ivan, of course the recipients must
Clattenburg: "…"
#Congratulations to Clattenburg for his achievement: becoming the first referee in the Premier League to be sent to the stands√
Ai Wen reminded: "This exhibition game stipulates that the time for a red card to leave the field is 15 minutes. So the coach of the defenders, you can come back after 15 minutes."
The scene and message boards are full of hahaha, you can see the famous disabled people in the Premier League standing in the stands, today's ticket money/money for the TV station is worth it!
Muller opened his little notebook, huh?Seems like someone got the job done?
The task was all thought of by Ai Wen, so he remembered clearly that Torres' task seemed to be completed, and he probably couldn't even think of it.
Torres also happened to look over, he and Ivan looked at each other, and Ivan nodded.
Toniu, who was caught off guard and completed the task, is happy!
He didn't even intend to be the referee. In fact, he just wanted to complete a task to avoid the risk of eating preserved eggs. To be honest, he was confused when he just got the task.
In a knockout match of the World Cup, he once flopped in the penalty area, tricked the referee, and sent off the opposite defender with a red card.
As a result, his task today turned out to be——
[Please frame anyone and let him get a yellow card. 】
Torres: "..."
He was still thinking about which opponent to attack, but he didn't expect that it was his teammates who cheated.
It seems that referee Pique should be thanked for his generosity.
His face was full of happiness, and Ramos, who had been paying attention to him, noticed it.
Master Shui's mind was spinning quickly. After contacting Torres who said that his mission was not friendly, and thinking about what happened to him when he was tripped by Weber before, it was not difficult to draw a conclusion.
Toniu fell, tripped by Weber, and Weber got a yellow card.This quest is not friendly to Webber!
So his task must be to let others eat cards!
The details may be different, but in general it didn't run.
Master Shui looked at the referee Pique who came back refreshed after the yellow card, and he felt hehe.
Taking advantage of the players from the defenders crowding around to protest, he pulled his little friend Marcelo who was watching the fun, and whispered to him for a while.
In view of the problem with Pique's judgment of the ball, the defender did not get a free kick in the front court, but kicked off on the spot.
The ball was passed in the penalty area for a while and was intercepted by the striker.
It was Guti of the forward team who stole the ball!
Guti didn't have a task. He remembered Pepe's big kick to clear the siege, and with the mentality of giving it a try, he kicked the ball towards his own goal!
Cassie:? ? ?
Not long ago, he was still lamenting the difficulty of Hart on the opposite side. Will it be his turn now? !
Cassie jumped hard, but also missed, because the foot was too high, higher than the crossbar, and flew towards the stands.
There was a commotion among the fans behind the goal, and they all rushed to grab the kicked ball.
Ka Xiaoxi lay on the ground, staring at Guti, the culprit.
what happened?Ramos and Marcelo performed well today, why is it your turn?
Let's talk about a defender making a clearance. It's okay to kick on the top of the goal, but Guti is not a defender. Your midfielder is more than 30 meters away from the goal and insists on aiming at the goal?
Pepe, Guti, two people have done this kind of thing in succession!
Everyone cheered up, no matter whose task it is, it must have something to do with shooting at their own goal!
Regardless of whether it is useful or not, just shoot it!
So the goals on both sides began to bloom in their own way.
Joe Hart & Cassie, who fought hard: "..."
Originally, as soon as my family attacked, they all ran to the opposite penalty area. There were no defenders and they were all forwards, especially forwards. Cassie usually did not see his own players in the half court. Marcelo ran more happily than Ramos. He rushed It is ahead of Ronaldo, and I have asked for the ball twice in a row!
That's okay, other teammates can't stand it, Marcelo, if you want the ball, can you be more accurate?
You have vomited biscuits twice!
Given that Marcelo and Ramos are the two great strikers of Real Madrid, it is really normal that no one doubts them.
Marcelo rubbed his hands secretly and prepared to spit out the cake for the third time, and he completed the task!
He is the same as Torres, he has no plans to change roles, he just thinks that he will not eat preserved eggs!
[Please spit the cake three times in front of the door. 】
Ma Pengpeng said that there is no difficulty at all~
Ka Xiaoxi: There is nothing to love in life.jpg
Let's not talk about the emptiness of the team's forward defense. Now we must not only be vigilant against our opponents, but also our teammates!
They are both goalkeepers, no one is going anywhere, Hart thought bitterly, the two seniors really had the foresight to not be goalkeepers early and leave this difficult position to him!
Tell your teammates to shoot, you can't stand still completely, who knows if he will slip on the soles of his feet, the high shot will become a goal, and there will be a shocking own goal?
The goalkeeper's OCD doesn't allow them to stand still either!
Fire, theft, and teammates!They couldn't take it anymore after throwing several such balls. Why did the two of them seem to be playing twenty? !
Peipei just laughed to see that this group of people learned his mission, but they still didn't learn it well.
He made two more kicks himself, and this time he had a good grasp of the height. Coincidentally, he successfully bounced off the crossbar with one kick.
The more Buffon looked at it, the more he felt that his mission hadn't been completed yet, and a group of people were trying it!
Just now when he thought this way, he saw that Pepe seemed to have completed his mission?
Ivan signaled to Muller that it was time to mark the small notebook later.
Muller has been holding a small notebook, and no one else thinks it is wrong for him to look down at the notebook.
He found Pepe, who was right under Buffon's name, and they both had the same mission——
[Kick the ball on the crossbar to clear the siege. 】
At this time, it can be seen who probably have no missions, and those who keep trying to kick their own goals, most of them have no missions and are blind.
Maybe it's not enough to just kick high?Could it be...
After several people kicked the ball into the stands like this, a different result finally appeared.
Some people are not good at technology, no, or they are too good at it, and they really kick the ball into their own goal.
That person is Benzema!
People without missions went to watch the commentary one after another, and found that there was no response from the commentary, and it was not an own goal?
Benzema is elated, he has successfully completed his own task.
[Please score an own goal. 】
Benzema belongs to the striker team and Pepe belongs to the defender team. When a group of strikers from the striker team were in their own penalty area, Pepe ran past halftime and was ready to pay attention to the situation.
Then he saw Benzema's happy appearance.
Pepe remained calm, an own goal?
Muller: "In the 27th minute of the game, Benzema of the forward team scored an own goal, and the defender team 1-0 the forward team!"
The fans were stunned. What's going on, a group of people didn't want to attack the gate, but kicked at their own goal?
Casey didn't even want to fish for the ball, he said, he couldn't take it anymore!
He asked for a suspension of the game, he asked for a substitution, he was no longer the goalkeeper!
There is no substitute player to change for him, so he wants to discuss with the coach, and he changes with the players on the field.
Alvin nodded towards Sean, indicating that it could be done.
Sean glanced at the other people on the field to see if anyone was willing to be the goalkeeper.
Of course no one is happy, everyone is not a fool, what else do you do when you are a goalkeeper?
Sean originally wanted to call Neuer to guard the goal, but Cassie seemed to be in a bad state, so he let him relax.
Before Neuer had time to protest, someone raised his hand tremblingly.
——It’s the little daughter-in-law Ozil!
Under everyone's shocked gaze, Ozil hesitated for a moment, but said firmly: "Well, I'll be the goalkeeper."
Everyone: "..."
Everyone, take a look at Ozil's small body and his height, are you sure you can do it?
The fans almost spit out a mouthful of water, Ozil?Is it Ozil who is most afraid of the wall?How dare he be a goalkeeper? !
Ibrahimovic on the sidelines found Muller laughing again.
Is it Ozil's task to be a goalkeeper?
The position of goalkeeper, who was originally the most despised, suddenly became a favorite.
Cech also ran to get close to Hart, are you tired?Do you want to take a break and I'll replace you?
Hart's face was expressionless. If he could complete the task as a goalkeeper, he would have been out of the team with these cheating people long ago, okay?
Ozil firmly stated that he can!
So everyone chose to trust him once, and Cassie was eager for someone to replace him, so he simply abdicated without thinking too much about it.
They are one goal behind, and according to Marcelo's posture of wasting opportunities, they have little chance of winning.Cassie, who has no tasks, said that he doesn't want to work hard anymore, and he is going to do other people's tasks. This is the correct posture to avoid eating preserved eggs.
As a result, just as Ozil became the goalkeeper, the defender scored another goal.
Cassie: "..."
Ah, let's hurry up and find tasks to do!Casey said that he wants to be a newspaper, and he also wants to be in front of his own goal!
The missed goal by Ozil was shot by Henry, and the shot was straight and not too difficult.However, Ozil faced this not-so-difficult shot, he actually...
He escaped!
The strikers who caught fire in the rear All the strikers: ? ? ?
If this is an accident, then who will explain the same goal, the same goalkeeper, the same posture... the missed goal 5 minutes later? !
Little daughter-in-law, you are the goalkeeper!You play football!You're not playing dodgeball, sober up!
Those who are familiar with Ozil have no doubts. Many people in the forward team hate Ozil being replaced, and they didn't stop it!
Luo Xiaoxiao was annoyed. In Real Madrid, he should have known when he lined up with Ozil. Ozil was very afraid of standing still and waiting for the ball to hit him!
The goal was scored by Raul, and Raul remembered his mission when he scored the goal, so he simply passed Morientes who was closest to him, and gave a slap.
fan:? ? ?
Are you so excited to score?
Golden Wolf Guti has no idea, he knows that Raul and Morientes have a good relationship, so it's not unusual for him to say something, and others don't think so——
Could it be that Raul's task is to kiss someone after scoring a goal?
Everyone finally guessed right once. Raul's task is easy to guess and not difficult. The key point is to score goals.
Luo Xiaoxiao saw their kiss, emmmmm, he suddenly had a bold idea.
Messi didn't come back after just grabbing the ball with himself once. He looked very honest. Luo Xiaoxiao couldn't find a chance to observe his mission all of a sudden. He was thinking, why don't he change his target?
No, he felt that Raul's actions were not right, maybe it was a mission?
Regardless of whether it is a mission or not, Luo Xiaoxiao also wants to try it. Anyway, he likes this mission. It is just a family member when he scores a goal and celebrates!
He glanced at the sidelines happily, this wave will not lose!
Let you give me the task of flopping, hum!
Just as Ramos ran to the middle circle to kick off, he was ready to receive the ball.
Pepe watched the opponent's goalkeeper angrily send out the second blood. It seems that his team has already led 3-0?
Then it's okay for him to score an own goal, right?
He very much doubted that Benzema's task was an own goal!He has already completed his own task, so he wants to quickly experiment with other people's tasks, and then become a commentator!
That's right, Pepe doesn't want to be the referee, he wants to be a commentator, and as a commentator, he can know everyone's tasks!
Ramos took the ball and ran forward for a while. His mind was full of Torres' tasks and his own.
Pique saw that he wanted to make a long pass, and the target was likely to be Ronaldo. He was afraid that the latter would play tricks and he would not be able to pass in time, so he ran away first.
He passed by Ramos, and Ramos, who was thinking about the mission, suddenly had a bright spot.
He hasn't finished his own task yet, isn't it a good time to complete the task now?
He also accelerated with the ball and ran straight towards Pique——
The two fell together, and the fans in the stands exclaimed!
Ramos is very measured, he is very experienced in making people fall, knowing that the action just now will not hurt Pique and make Pique fall to the ground.
Pique looked confused, he had already started to pay attention to his running position, why would someone bump into him?
He wanted to get up, but the person who didn't want to fall on him held him down.
Ramos greeted his little friend Marcelo who had already said hello: "It seems that Mr. Referee can't continue to enforce the law! Come on!"
Those who didn't know the truth were shocked, no way, Pique was really hurt?This is an entertainment game, everyone is on the point, it's not funny if you get hurt!
Pique struggled to say something, but Ramos and Marcelo worked together to hold him down and not let him move.
Pique shouted: "I'm fine! Don't listen to him!"
Aiwen called the team doctor, and the team doctor was on the way.Ramos held Pique down to keep him from moving.
Just kidding, he is completing the task, of course he can't let Pique get up!
Muller glanced at his small notebook again and saw Ramos' mission:
[Pengci referee. 】
Luo Xiaoxiao saw that the game was interrupted here, and there was a circle of people around Pique, so he ran over.
He saw that Pique was pressed to the ground?
Ramos was still yelling: "Mr. Referee, don't move. It's not good if you hurt yourself. Wait for the stretcher to come and take you down!"
Pique:? ? ?
Luo Xiaoxiao saw at a glance that Pique was fine, but Marcelo and Ramos were quite excited, acting like that.
Out of the corner of his eye, he caught a glimpse of the referee's special spray falling out of Pique's trouser pocket, and suddenly had an idea.
Let Pique just give him a yellow card, and he was so happy!
Luo Xiaoxiao said that he wanted to take revenge on the other party!
hehehe~
The crowd just separated at this moment, and the camera just pointed at this side, and the fans saw that Ronaldo was holding the referee spray, spraying the spray around Pique's body who was being held down, along the outline of his body ?
Luo Xiaoxiao didn't know how to use it at first and sprayed too much. He moved while spraying, and the white line that sprayed out was crooked, and at least it sprayed half a circle around Pique.
Pique:? ? ?
Are you trying to rebel?
He drew a red card, and he wants to warn those who dare to follow the referee's presumptuousness!
But he forgot that it is invalid for him to deal cards in this posture~
He himself didn't react, and the players and fans who watched this scene realized it.
puff!
Hahahahaha what is Ronaldo doing?Painting the crime scene?
Don't tell me, it still looks good!
Many people laughed so hard that they couldn't straighten their waists, what hatred and resentment!
Pique, who had been painted more than half of the scene of the crime, finally reacted. He stretched out his hand and wanted to hit Ronaldo, but the Portuguese dodged flexibly.
The team doctor finally ran over, and they carried the stretcher. Seeing that Pique was still alive and well, it seemed that nothing was wrong, but just to be on the safe side, they worked together to carry Pique onto the stretcher.
Pique wanted to struggle, but was suppressed by the team doctor, and he fainted.
Hey, I must be one of the most embarrassing referees ever!
He was being carried to the sidelines and was about to get off the stretcher.
He was halfway up when a tall black shadow covered him.
He looked up, and the fourth official, Ibrahimovic, was standing beside him with his hips akimbo, condescending and smiling at him sinisterly!
Pique: "..."
He was almost expressionless, and here came another person whom he had given a yellow card to!
Ibrahimovic said very sincerely to Ivan, who also came to see the situation: "Zlatan thinks that Mr. Referee's situation is not very good, and Zlatan feels that he needs to share his worries."
Pique: "..."
The fans heard their conversation in its entirety, and they booed, "It's necessary! It's necessary!"
Ai Wen also saw that Pique is actually fine, but the fans are too kind. In this case, for the sake of Pique, you should take a break as the fourth official of the meeting~
Pique: "..."
Did you say that the referee is God? !
He doesn't agree!
It's useless if he refuses to accept it. The team doctor may also be involved in something. He sincerely suggested that Pique go down to rest and replace Ibrahimovic.
Pique: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
But before going down, he made a suggestion: "I will exchange the last yellow card with you!"
Of course Ibrahimovic will not refuse. If there is no change, Pique will still be the referee. He is the biggest~
Pique turned and ran back, and showed a yellow card to Ramos who was chatting happily with Marcelo!
He played his cards, vented his anger, and was satisfied.
However, within two seconds of being satisfied, he found that Ramos was smiling very happily? !
Is this silly boy going crazy?
He was still puzzled, and he heard Ivan's voice explaining: "Congratulations to Marcelo and Ramos for successfully meeting the conditions for swapping roles."
Eevee raised his eyebrows.
Before he officially debuted, two people completed the task?
The fans were all surprised. They guessed a lot. They guessed the mission of Ramos and Marcelo, but it was completed. What kind of mission would it be?
Ai Wen explained: "Ramos' task is [Pengci Referee], and the other task he completed is Torres's. Because the task has already been completed, Torres' task can also be announced. His task is [frame any One got him a yellow card]."
Pique:? ? ?
#Smiling Gradually Disappears.jpg
Fans: What the hell?The referee of Pingci knew it, that is, what happened to the second task when Ramos followed the referee's call just now?He got a yellow card, but he didn't frame anyone, did he?
Ivan continued: "Framing anyone can include myself. Ramos was shown a yellow card by the referee."
fan:"……"
Convinced!
They couldn't help sympathizing with Pique, sending yellow cards for thousands of miles, the courtesy is light and the affection is heavy!
Pique and Ramos are really good friends who love and kill each other!
The fans recalled Marcelo's mission again, what was his mission?How did it work?
Muller helped explain from the side: "Marcelo's own task is [spit three times in front of the goal], and he has already completed it in the previous attack. The other task completed is Ramos's."
fan:! ! !
No wonder there was a scene before Ramos pulling Marcelo and whispering. Did they reach a consensus at that time?
Ramos completed his mission and brought Marcelo with him by the way!
It's true love!The two gods both finished the task!
Ai Wen: "Congratulations, both of you, you can choose the characters you want. And, the announced mission is invalid, except for the mission owner, it will be invalid for others to imitate."
Muller looked at the small book: "It doesn't matter, Torres' task has also been completed, that is, the time his teammate Weber was sent a yellow card."
Pique only felt that there were countless arrows in his heart.
He didn't know that every yellow card he sent out had such a great meaning? !
Every time you send out, you will receive a different response!
He issued a yellow card to Ibrahimovic, and Ibrahimovic wants to usurp his position;
He issued a yellow card to Ronaldo, and Ronaldo drew him the scene of the crime;
He issued a yellow card to Webb, and Torres' mission was completed by mistake;
He gave Ramos a yellow card and directly promoted Ramos? !
Ramos hehehe, he raised his paw and shouted loudly: "I will be the referee!"
Pique: "..."
#I am dead, don’t burn the paper if you have something to do, I won’t accept it!
Marcelo said that he doesn't want to be the referee, he just wants to be the referee if he doesn't compete with his good friend Shui Ye, he finds it novel~
As a line judge, it's really not too flattering to watch teammates who are still "struggling in a sea of suffering" rack their brains to do tasks!
As soon as he said this, Ivan asked the two linemen, who was tired from running and wanted to rest?
Lu Xiaopang didn't want to be a line judge anymore, but considering that Inzaghi might not have enough physical strength, he wanted to be humble. He didn't expect that Inzaghi didn't look tired, so he said it didn't matter.
In that case, Lu Xiaopang will not be polite~
Inzaghi nodded. Young people are still a little less experienced. In fact, being a lineman can also take a break. Make good judgment on the path of the ball. Don't run so anxiously. It can save a lot of effort~
Ramos happily put on his new outfit, and the second referee Sergio Ramos was born~
Marcelo took Rooney's flag happily, and he was also very happy~
Everyone seemed happy.There is not much harmony on the referee's side.
Ibrahimovic said that before Zlatan had time to be the referee, his position was gone?
Forget it~ Anyway, if he blows his referee, he will be better than Pique, right?Look at Pique, obviously he can do better than him~
Zlatan, who has been the referee since rounding up, is very open-minded, and he doesn't need to be reminded by Ivan. He can play on the field after taking off his jacket and changing into the striker's jersey on the spot.
Ibrahimovic was the referee for a second, just as Ramos reached the conditions for swapping roles, and it happened to be him who swapped with Ramos.As for Pique, he can only be the fourth official.
Pique put on the fourth official's coat baldly, gritted his teeth but had no choice.
Messi is confused, did the little friend go down before covering him?
He thought about his task and felt that he would probably not be able to complete it.
[Please compete with any player for the header. 】
Messi said he felt a sense of malice from the universe.
What if you don’t want to eat preserved eggs?I can only find a way to score more goals!And by the way, see if you can really grab the high-altitude ball.
By the way, Ivan interviewed Ramos who was preparing for a wave: "Successfully became the referee, do you have anything to say?"
Ramos looked at his little friend Ivan, and said excitedly: "Ivan, do you remember playing live together before? The time before the World Cup. At that time, I said that I hoped to have a chance to hold a game to play together, but I didn't expect it to be true. Can!"
Oh~~~~ There was another burst of noise at the scene.
It turns out that you have known each other for a long time!It's the man who played the game together!
Ramos continued: "I hope you can play football, hehehe~"
The message board instantly understood his intentions——
You are the referee now, you are so arrogant, you want us Xiao Tiantian to be a player? !
Are you still planning to give a red card to warn the duke?
Ivan smiled and patted him, it's time to play Sergio, don't waste time.
He also interviewed Pique.
Pique is still in love, he told Ivan: "I think the third referee will come soon."
Ha ha ha ha!Pique really has revenge on Ramos!
But this time the fans want to agree with Pique, the third referee is coming~ they are looking forward to it!
After the referee has been replaced, continue with the ball just now, and the forward team has the ball.
Where did Ramos and Pique fall just now?
Still need to look for?The camera moves to the court, and the fans are laughing like crazy.
The "crime scene" left by Peake is still there!You don't need to look for it at all, just tee off at the figure outlined by the white spray and you're done!
Ibrahimovic came on the field, the scene cheered.
Everyone is fans of Ibrahimovic just rubbing Clattenburg's head!
He will play now and deserves the highest praise!
The striker team, which was still behind by three goals, saw this killer coming, and they thought it was good, it was really good.
The forward team is truly a veritable forward team!
After the two fake defenders and real forwards Ramos and Marcelo went down, Rooney and Ibrahimovic were replaced!
True 10 forwards!
If it wasn't for the swap between Ozil and Cassie, Cassie probably doesn't want to continue to keep the goal, right?
Ka Xiaoxi: Fortunately, I am not a goalkeeper~
Hart was bored at the same place for a long time. Now that two big strikers have come up, he thinks... Awwow Petch, did you just tell me that you want to change positions?
He has changed his mind!
Cech shrugged, this shop will disappear after passing this village~
Hart was crying, he could still cry now, he didn't know, this was the first time in his life that he faced his future nemesis——
Zlatan Ibrahimovic, the man who really made him the number one background board on the world stage.
It was him, that Zlatan, who made "If there is love, the sky will grow old, see Hartmond's foot" popular all over the country.
Many years later, Hart said that he was already strong and could not cry anymore, because there were no tears when he wanted to cry.
Ibrahimovic went up and patted Fear Luo's little shoulder, don't panic, it's only three balls, God will chase them back for you~
Luo Xiaoxiao ignored him, a team with Ronaldo and Messi would be bald, and another Ibrahimovic?
Ai Wen smiled, what if one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers?Then throw another one down!
Who is the boss?
The Portuguese said that he is the boss and Ivan is his!
Three male tigers on the field and one female tiger off the field!
Tigress is the most powerful male tiger!The person who scores the most goals wins the beauty!
#Tigress Aiwen Mrs. Yazhai:? ? ?
Messi is different from Luo Xiaoxiao, Messi is happy!
When Ibrahimovic was still in Barcelona, few dared to bully Messi!
Ibrahimovic rubbed Messi's head with a smile and greeted him.
Messi remembered his mission, so he told Ibrahimovic, anyway, Ibrahimovic has no mission, they can cooperate, Ibrahimovic covers him to grab the header, and then Ibrahimovic can grab the header by himself~
In this way, Ibrahimovic can catch up with the third referee~
Ibrahimovic said that there is no problem, let Messi grab the header.
Looking at the interaction between the two on the message board, I feel that Messi is lucky. If Pique goes down and Ibrahimovic comes up, Messi is really happy.
Not much to say, the first half is almost over, it's time to start the game!
Ramos blew the whistle happily!
The frontcourt of the striker team is too lively, with a bunch of people bumping into positions and crowded. It feels like you are dribbling the ball, and if you pass a few blindly with your eyes closed, the ball can be received by your teammates.
Cassie ran to the midfield and looked at the nine forwards who were happy in front of him. He hesitated for a while, but still chose not to play halftime.
What if the ball is lost!There are only unprofessional defender Casey and even more unprofessional goalkeeper Ozil in the backcourt!
The backcourt was indeed empty, not even the defenders on the opposite side. The defenders all returned to their own penalty areas and forced to park the bus.
The nine forwards of the forward team came aggressively, and they wreaked havoc in the opposite penalty area.
Ibrahimovic's height will come in handy now, and his sudden and violent shots can make Joe Hart break out in a cold sweat.
It's easy to do things with many people, Luo Xiaoxiao's eyes light up, it's time to complete his task!
The opposing players returned to the defense a lot, but they were not defenders except Pepe, and the defenders were not professional. The Portuguese were accurate once they passed.
In the penalty area, as long as you wrestle, the opponent is easy to get a card!
Buffon changed it this time. He remembered that he was not a goalkeeper and could not use his hands. He used his amazing judgment ability and even broke his ball when the Portuguese was thinking about how to wrestle and who to wrestle with!
Buffon dribbled the ball and ran away!The aura of the goalkeeper shone all over his body at this moment. After stealing the ball, he was unambiguous, facing his own goal, and made a big-footed clearance!
Bang!
Hart was stunned, why did he come again? !
At that moment, he really couldn't tell whether these people were opponents or teammates!
Hart also had to hug the goalkeeper's thigh to reach the ball!
He really hugged and he headed the ball out!
The fans were surprised, the 1v1 match between the two goalkeepers!
If Hart hadn't saved the ball, Buffon would have scored an own goal!
When the ball went out, it was Shuaibi who appeared at the landing point!
Kaka appeared there, and he went up and shot!
Hart pulls out the best of his life and he saves the ball again!
Luo Xiaoxiao sees that there is still play, and he doesn't care about diving or not. As a dedicated forward, it is not his style to miss the ball.
He strode up to fill his seat, and Pepe also followed. Hart, who was lying on the ground and struggling to get up to make a third pounce, saw Pepe, and felt at ease for half a second.
But he quickly widened his eyes in horror!Fuck Pepe, can you change the direction of your tackle? !
Luo Xiaoxiao didn't want to fall, but he was really caught off guard if someone wanted you to fall, so he fell as soon as he planned.
He avoided Pepe's Portuguese shadowless foot, but to be honest, Pepe's tackle was a bit unprofessional, and his direction was not quite right. Because Luo Xiaoxiao happened to face the goal sideways, Pepe's direction was just right. On goal.
Pepe slid past his calf while he watched as Pepe poked the ball into the goal!
The scene was quiet for a second because of this incident.
Fuck!After the striker's undercover goalkeeper and striker, here comes another undercover!
Pepe, you are very active in clearing the siege, but why the fuck are you clearing the siege at your own goal? !
Hart was about to cry angrily, is he easy? !He made two saves in a row, and the third time was actually entered by his own people? !
He really shouldn't believe Pepe, when Pepe's long shot almost went into his own gate, he should have realized something!
The players on the field were still in a daze, and I heard Ivan's voice: "Congratulations to Pepe for successfully completing the role swap conditions."
Crowd: ? ? ?
What the fuck? !
Hart was born with nothing to love, this group of people really have missions and inhumanity!
Although they were very surprised, the players still pricked up their ears, ready to hear what kind of weird missions Pepe had, causing them to follow and shoot at their own gates for so long, but they got nothing at all.
Only Benzema found something, maybe Pepe imitated his mission? !
Ai Wen: "Pepe's task is [kick the ball into the crossbar to clear the siege]. The task he completed is Benzema's task. Benzema's task is [scoring an own goal]."
Muller went around to the goal over there. He wanted to interview the autistic Joe Hart. What he wanted to say most now.
Hart's chest seemed to have no ups and downs, and his voice was calm and hopeless: "It's all Benzema's fault!"
TM blame Benzema!
Benzema: Meow meow? ? ?
Ha ha ha ha!At first, everyone sympathized with Hart, but for some reason, they just wanted to laugh!
Ramos ran over, yes, don't forget that Sese is the referee now!
He didn't know how to blow the goal whistle, so he blew it blindly, but it attracted everyone's attention.
Master Shui still remembered that his little friend Ronaldo was shoveled, and he couldn't see clearly because there were too many people. He only knew that Luo Xiaoxiao fell in the penalty area, so he very readily gave Pepe a yellow card!
The camera suddenly switched, and Ai Wen's face appeared on the big screen again!
Fans were surprised to see that Britney smiled so sweetly!What made His Excellency the Duke laugh?
Luo Xiaoxiao realized later that he seemed to have done the task unintentionally?
Uh ~
He looked at Ivan proudly, and quickly said, is he great!
Then his smile faded away.
After the camera moved away, Ai Wen quietly compared him to two!
Luo Xiaoxiao: "..."
Does that count? !
From a distance, he seemed to be able to see the smile in Ivan's eyes, and he remembered——
"There are only two situations where you can wrestle, you are indeed knocked down by the opponent, and you can lie to me."
Luo Xiaoxiao:! ! !
The Portuguese tried their best to score a goal, a goal!After a while, he will make Ivan, who seems to be winning, show a different expression!
Pepe becomes the third person to switch roles!Under the envious eyes (?) of his fellow villagers, he walked off the stage, and he said that he wanted to be a commentator.
Ok? ? ?
Isn't Pepe going to be the referee?
Master Shui is not worried that Pepe will compete with him for the position, but he remembers that when they played live with Aiwen, Pepe was keen to explain to them by the side~
Sure enough, he asked to be a commentator.
There are two commentators, who will Pepe change with?
Both the scene and the message boards are wailing, I want to see Britney playing football!But didn't Muller say at the beginning that he wanted to be a goalkeeper?They also really want to see Muller as a goalkeeper!
so tangled!
Muller is really itchy. Anyway, he has eaten preserved eggs. Isn't it a loss if he doesn't realize his childhood dream?
Hart was still sitting on the sidelines drinking water, thinking about the meaning of life, when he heard the entanglement at the scene, his eyes lit up.
Let Muller be the goalkeeper!He can't stand it! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻
Muller tugged at the corner of Aiwen's clothes: "Let me go today~Aiwen~"
The heartthrob who was standing next to the goal and posing for pictures laughed. Muller's tone was exactly the same as Ivan's tone when he spoke to him at the beginning.
The cp fan of the cash machine suddenly heard the taste of being coquettish.
However, Aiwen let him go, the smile on his face is actually very normal, it is a polite smile, CP fans can also see the pampering!
The official CP is expressionless, no, they don't believe it, Ai Wen is Luo Xiaoxiao!
Luo Xiaoxiao:? ? ?
Let what let!Can't let it go!Ivan let you play just because you acted like a baby?
The Portuguese even acted like a baby when they thought about it.
This is a competition hosted by Ivan, of course the recipients must
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