football golden whistle

Emirates Stadium.

Arsenal fans have home advantage, but today there are more fans from other clubs.

The seats were full, the fans were full of enthusiasm, and those who didn't know thought what battle of the century was going to happen next.

In the player tunnel, the players of the two teams played fiercely, and the most popular in this meeting was the referee.

As Sa Cun's comedian, Pique should not be too satisfied with his image as a judge in black.He said that fans really have discernment.

The only one with his club here is Messi, he seems to be in a good mood, and the referee is his teammate!Reliable defender Pique!This game is sure to be done!

Master Water Ramos is very rude, although you are in your village and I am in my regiment, we are good friends of the national team anyway, aren't we?Everyone is a salt duck person, rounding up this game is an acquaintance!

Everyone looked at the scheming boy Ramos pulling Raul Guti Torres and making friends with his teammates in the national team.

The real referee quartet over there, Clattenburg, Webb, Dean, Sean four, their relationship is a little delicate.

Weber is the oldest, and Clattenburg and Dean have similar qualifications, but they don't usually play together. As for Sean, this girl is a new referee and a line judge, and she can't talk to each other except for a gentleman's claw grip!

Soon the forward team greeted their female coach Sean, hey, the coach is a girl, I was too embarrassed to boo and ask her how to arrange the forward team!

There are only three of them left here, and Clattenburg is the coach of the guard team. Regardless of the usual discussion, this game is still worth seeing. Weber asked Clattenburg how to arrange him and Dean.

Clattenburg looked confident: "Sean's team is full of forwards, there must be no defense, so we just need to defend well, learn from Mourinho, you know, defensive counterattack, um, and Barcelona, ​​full attack Stay safe."

What he said seemed to make sense, and the two referees nodded in agreement.

Clattenburg was quite proud after he finished speaking. To be honest, he has not tried to be a coach after being the referee for so many years. He also wanted to try to embarrass those players.

He just finished thinking about it when he saw a few players coming out with the host Ivan.

... Zlatan Ibrahimovic, the fourth official with a height of 195, is particularly eye-catching.

Clattenburg: "…"

Go and get to know the stars.

The defenders watched their coach and two teammates approach and gave way one after another.

Fuck, it's not fair, why do they stuff three referees here, and they are still old men, and the forward team over there has a beautiful referee as the coach?

Quite a few people have suffered at the hands of Weber and Clattenburg. This time they will fight side by side. The feeling... I really can't put it into words.

Alvin is here!Luo Xiaoxiao saw Ai Wen's eyes light up, and he saw the stack of cards in Ai Wen's hand at first sight.

Neuer and Ozil noticed their teammate Muller who could play. He and Ivan were talking about something, smiling so happily that their eyes almost disappeared.

The boss appeared, and the players all turned their eyes, and then they saw Muller carrying a basket of... things like eggs?

The two commentators of the game came up, first shook hands with Pique and the others, and then motioned everyone to look back.

Everyone is here!Also saw a lot of old friends!

Baggio away from football after retiring!Unconsciously, Inzaghi is also 37 years old. Baggio, who has retired for several years, Inzaghi who is about to retire, and Buffon, who is still young, stand together and form a trio of Italian male models.

Several Spanish players were standing together and chatting just now, Raul turned his head and saw Morientes, the smile on his face widened, and he also walked up~

Several Spanish players who were left behind: "..."

They heard Raúl say to Morientes: "I think this game is interesting. I told you before. I thought you would not come. I am very happy to see you."

The captain's true love is indeed Morientes!

#两亲好而两个人在另身边色香色约身人!

The sportswear of the players of the two teams looks handsome today, with excellent workmanship. It can be seen that they are specially designed, and the wearers are particularly energetic.

The forwards are light yellow and the rear are light blue.

Aiwen and Muller are also wearing sportswear, but their hairstyles have been done, and the blingbling looks quite similar.

#Explanation is also a scheming boy.

In fact, everyone is similar. You can tell by looking at Rooney. He changed his hairstyle again, that is, he was wearing the referee's clothes, which didn't match his cute hairstyle.

Luo Xiaoxiao rubbed over, and he and Ai Wen stood together and found out that the hairstyles most resemble Ronaldo and Ai Wen!

The Portuguese even dyed their hair the same color as Alvin!

Wait a minute, is there any innovation in the current method of rubbing European Qi?Is it useful to change the same hairstyle?

After Baggio finished talking with his juniors, he walked a few steps forward and saw his rumored son.

Ai Wen's smiling eyes happened to look over, and the two of them looked at each other like this.

Ramos and Marcelo Pepe stared at the side, saying that it was Ivan's father, as if the eyes looked quite similar!But this height does not match!

How did #174's papa give birth to 188's son? !

Luo Xiaoxiao didn't know who Aiwen's father was, but he had heard rumors about Aiwen's father before, so Baggio came over, and he accidentally felt a little self-conscious about seeing his father.

The two parties involved in the rumor center were very calm, and the hit-time hit-time expected by others did not appear, and only the two of them seemed to have a mirror in their hearts...

#He is not my daddy.

#He is not my son.

Lu Xiaopang finally waited for the opportunity to hook up with Aiwen!

He leaned over and looked at Ivan's card: "Master Duke, is this a mission card?"

Everyone laughed when he called like this, and followed him to call the Duke.

Baggio smiled and said nothing. He still admires Ivan. Watching England stumble and win the Hercules Cup all the way to the World Cup, there is no one who is not impressed by Ivan.

#Ah, I seem to have missed an opportunity to become the Duke’s father~

Aiwen began to distribute cards to everyone, and each of the 22 people had one: "Some cards have mission content, and some don't. Please keep the cards after you get them, and don't let others know the contents of the cards."

He has sent the rules to everyone before, and now he will briefly say: "Friends who have tasks need to complete the tasks on your cards. If you want to be a referee, commentator or coach, you need to guess and complete on the basis of completing your own tasks. other people's tasks."

"You can choose to complete or not to complete your task. If you complete it, if your team loses the game, those who complete it will not have to be punished, and those who have not completed it will have to be punished along with the other teammates."

"It's the same for friends who don't have quests. You just don't need to complete your fixed quests. And if you successfully switch roles, you will get extra rewards at the end of the game. The original team's rewards and punishments have nothing to do with you."

"But it should be noted that one position can only be changed twice. For example, if the referee is Pique now, then there can only be at most two different referees in the future."

Luo Xiaoxiao took his own and took a peek at it...

[Please flop once and fool the referee]

Luo Xiaoxiao:? ? ?

Ai Wen hadn't gone far, Luo Xiao glared at him indistinctly, Ai Wen didn't look at him, but the Portuguese saw the dimple on his face for a second.

"..."

Ivan finished dealing the cards, and it was almost 6 o'clock, so it was time to play.

The scene fans were looking forward to finally appeared!

The light hit a place, and that was the exit of the player tunnel. As the broadcast introduction sounded, the next second, Ivan and Muller stepped out of the player tunnel together!

oooooooo!

"Good evening everyone, I'm explaining Aiwen..." Aiwen's voice was interrupted by screams before he could finish speaking.

Muller put his arm on Ivan's shoulders. He was about the same height as Ivan. This posture looked very harmonious.

The young man then greeted everyone, and also gained support from many German fans.

Ivan repeated the rules that he just told the players. Some fans may not understand, but it doesn't matter, they will understand after watching.

The fans who understood started to discuss on the message board, swapping roles?They activated the sharp-eyed skill and decided to catch those players who looked like they were doing missions.

Although Ivan and Muller are commentators, they are wearing light sportswear. That is to say, as long as the players on the field are strong, both Ivan and Muller have the opportunity to play!

When Ivan talked about punishment, Muller lifted the basket cooperatively——

"This is the punishment for the losing team. Well, you may not know what it is. Let me introduce it to you. It is a kind of food in China, and its name is preserved eggs." The camera came to Ai Wen's face, he smiled, The fans only felt that there was a capital "skin" in Ivan's smile.

Many fans in China spit out a sip of water, preserved eggs? !

Fuck!It really is!

Ai Wen continued to introduce, he picked up one, and the camera took a close-up of the preserved egg: "You can understand it this way, it is a very old egg. It is made by a Chinese folk method. Put the egg on the Lime, soil and salt, put these eggs into preserved eggs after a few months."

"The punishment for failure is very simple, just eat a preserved egg." The fans were horrified to find that Ivan's smile became brighter, and they couldn't think of anything else when he was talking naughty words. Laughing, full of the pampering of "you are right, you are right, whoever makes you Xiao Tiantian depends on us loving you".

The players in the player tunnel were waiting to play, but after watching the broadcast on the big screen, their faces were more frightened than the fans. It would look at Ivan as if he were watching some sinister witch.

Aiwen was still skinning, and he blinked at the camera: "I just said that you may not feel it yet, so I will peel one for you to demonstrate. Because I am the planner of the game, and I also issued the mission card , as the only insider, for the fairness of the game, I accepted the punishment in advance."

message board:"……"

Fuck!Mom, this man teased me again!

wait what did you say?Can you demonstrate? !Terrified.jpg

After Ivan finished speaking, he handed the microphone to Mueller and asked him to help him. He peeled the preserved egg in his hand.

Close-ups of his hand movements appear all over the world. His hands are so beautiful, but his movements are so violent. He is handling terrible food with his own hands, and he wants to take the lead!

The gray color of the preserved egg was in stark contrast to his fingers. He peeled off the egg shell leisurely, and he treated the preserved egg so seriously, as if he was dealing with some peerless treasure.

#小甜甜, a man who can peel eggs with elegance.

…Unidentified brown juice just flowed down his slender and white fingers.

Mom, this man is so erotic when peeling dark dishes!

But this made them even more afraid of preserved eggs!

Ai Wen finished peeling, smiled at the camera, then broke off a piece neatly, and put it in his mouth.

Erwa:! ! !

fan:! ! !

Players who haven't played yet: ! ! !

Muller's horrified expression on one side spoke their hearts instead of the fans!

However, Ivan didn't even frown, and he was even in the mood to lick his rosy lips.

Luo Xiaoxiao: "..."

The fans were hit in the heart, ah ah ah!Britney fouled!Obviously we are watching a fun game show, why does it seem like we are watching a furry movie? !

#小甜甜: Don’t be dirty, be elegant.sweet smile.jpg

Just now Muller was very grateful that he was honored to be a commentator and would not have the chance to eat preserved eggs, so he heard Ivan say to him: "Thomas, you are also an insider. So you should also take the lead."

Erwa:? ? ?

Aiwen is super innocent: "I don't have enough cards to prepare, so in case you make an improper commentary and run to play football, and you don't need to send you extra tasks, you will be punished in advance."

Ai Wen looked at the camera: "Do you think this is fair?"

fair!You are what you say!Just please allow us to feel sorry for Muller!

Ozil in the player tunnel stood next to Neuer with lingering fear, trying to keep warm.

Fuck everyone, the first victim has already appeared!

Mueller had a bitter face, and Ivan looked at him with a gentle smile on his face, but his eyes were full of refusal.

He was still whispering, hoping to fight for it: "Or I won't play football? Let me be the commentator until the end?"

Ivan didn't force it either, he smiled and asked the fans: "Do you agree?"

The fans at the scene were still lamenting the "viciousness" of this punishment, but they didn't have any sympathy at all. Anyway, they were watching the fun, and they gloated: "No!!!"

Ivan threw the pot out and handed the remaining preserved eggs to Muller, as if to say, come on, this is what the fans said, and I can't help it.

Erwa: "..."

Aiwen's hands are beautiful, but no matter how beautiful they are, they can't stand the dark food lying in his palm.

In the eyes of the female fans, Muller is really happy, and the Sweetheart Duke feeds him himself!What a benefit!If it was them, even they would be willing to swallow it!

Originally, Aiwen and Muller were not "innocent" because of their "unclear" kiss. Seeing Aiwen feeding Mueller, another new CP fan group was born.

Chinese fans were shocked. Arvin Dwint’s English initials are A·D, Thomas Muller’s English initials are T·M, so they invented an indecent cp combination name: TMD.

England fans too, but they don't have TMDs, they have ATMs.

Must be an ATM!Our Britney is so aggressive, how can it be fucking!

Bundesliga fans are delighted to hear it, they stand at the ATM cash machine, this pair of CP!It's all small money!How nice!

#罗小小小: "..."

Muller took a deep breath, and Ivan waited patiently for him, and he ate the rest in one gulp without using his hands.

Ivan didn't blink his eyelids, he quickly took out a handkerchief from his pocket, he seemed to have been prepared for a long time——

The camera was on Muller's face the whole time. He puffed his mouth and chewed a few times, and then his whole face wrinkled. The fans laughed like crazy. They counted down to 3, 2, 1...

Mueller finally couldn't bear it anymore, and was about to spit it out with a wow!

Aiwen's preparation is very wise!His handkerchief was ready, and Mueller couldn't find a place to vomit. Just as Ivan's handkerchief was stretched out, he comfortably spit out all the terrible food in his mouth!

ah!Britney is really a considerate good friend(?)!

isn't it?She didn't let Mu Le vomit anywhere, and took care of Mu Le who couldn't eat anymore. Xiao Tiantian, who was carrying a handkerchief, was really an exquisite little publicity!

#It seems that something is not right.

Everyone in the player tunnel: "..."

Mom, is it too late to go home now? QQ

The England fans said that they were stunned and thought that British cuisine was the scariest. Unexpectedly, there is even a scarier food than Stargazing Pie!

The author has something to say: replace Redondo with Inzaghi, okay~

The preserved egg punishment was inspired by a video at station b~

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