football golden whistle

I slept well last night, so I am not very tired today.

At night, when Luo Xiaoxiao made milk powder for little Chris and entered his room with the bottle, the expression on his face was chapped.

"Chris!!! This is not playable!!!"

He rushed over, snatched the whistle that Chris put into his mouth, and glared at Ivan who was sitting next to Chris.

"Ivan, how can you give Chris the whistle!"

Little Chris was frightened and burst into tears.

Dolores heard the noise and ran upstairs: "Cris! How many times have I told you not to yell in front of your son!"

Ivan hugged little Chris to coax him, and comforted the two adults by the way: "Little Chris doesn't cry, Dad is worried about you. Dolores, Cris will pay attention, don't worry."

Dolores saw that Ivan was coaxing well, so she didn't need to help herself.She looked at her son, pinched his ears, and went on cooking.

Aiwen kissed the big Chris who was blowing hair, and then kissed the sobbing little Chris: "I'm watching, little Chris won't swallow the whistle. Don't worry, Cris."

Luo Xiaoxiao: "..."

He didn't speak, and stared at Ivan.

Ai Wen blinked, and the smile on the corner of his mouth looked inexplicably ambiguous. He kissed Luo Xiaoxiao again, and handed his son to him: "This whistle is another one, Cris. I have a lot of whistles, and yours is in your room. The toys of the two of you, I am separate."

Luo Xiaoxiao:! ! !

His ears were red, he didn't look at Ivan, and said to the little Chris in his arms: "Chris, the whistle is not fun, let's play football, shall we? Chris will grow up to be like his father and be a great football player!" There is no future in playing whistle!

Little Chris: "Yeah?"

Big Chris nodded with a serious face: "Well, football!"

Alvin No Future for Whistling DeWitt was amused by the way the father and son got along.

Luo Xiaoxiao thought: "Aiwen, you should bring him more contact with football. When he grows up, teach him to play football more. You can't lose your sleepy ball... It's not good to be a referee, it's not exhausting. To please, the income is low, and you will be scolded." Not every referee is like Ai Wen.

Ivan coaxed him: "It's his freedom to do what he wants, Cris, of course it's better to be able to play football than to do anything else. But our little Chris can't hold the little football at this time, the size of the whistle is just right. Let him Get in touch with new toys more, I'm watching."

Luo Xiaoxiao snorted, stopped talking, and continued to concentrate on playing with little Chris.

Ivan looked at them with a smile, remembering that he remembered to go to Twitter, and then he took out his phone and clicked on Twitter.

Doesn't seem like a big deal?Several Real Madrid players and AC Milan players that I follow have made speeches about the game, praising him for being a good referee.

#Change hairstyle, change mood, they are happy, and the referee looks comfortable!

Recalling yesterday's system notification tone, he looked it up on Hot Search, and sure enough, he saw——

[Why is Ramos dyed red?Why did Real Madrid narrowly beat AC Milan with 10 players?All because of Benzema! 】

Yesterday, we enjoyed a wonderful strong match, Real Madrid finally won the game, but AC Milan narrowly lost despite the numerical advantage.There are many remarkable points in the process, especially the sweetheart Ivan from England.

But what we want to discuss for the time being is not the issue of the sweet spell of "one kiss and two goals", but the issue of Ramos' card!

Why did Ramos get a red card?Because he got two yellow cards!

Why did Ramos get a second yellow card?Because he stepped on Inzaghi!

But stepping on Inzaghi does not mean that you will get a card. We can see in slow motion that Ramos's movements are not obvious. If other referees blow it, they may have missed it!

Therefore, Ramos got the card because Ivan was the referee!

Why is Aiwen the referee?Because the original referee Oliver was injured!

Why is Oliver hurt?Because Oliver was accidentally injured by Gattuso!

Why did Gattuso accidentally injure Oliver?Because the ball was with Ronaldo at the time, Gattuso wanted to tackle his ball!

Why is the ball in Ronaldo?Because the ball was passed to Ronaldo by Higuain!

Why did Higuain pass the ball to Ronaldo?This decision is not good, we think it is because the jersey that Higuain wears does not fit, which affects his performance!

Why did Higuain's jersey not fit?Because his own jersey failed and he didn't bring a spare jersey!

Why is his jersey disqualified?Because Benzema soiled his jersey!

Therefore, when Ramos received a red card, it's all blaming Benzema!

Alvin: "..."

He continued to look down.

So why did Real Madrid win?

This brings us to the issue of spells!Kissing Ivan once scored two goals. Three people have tried this spell, and they all succeeded!

Real Madrid won because Ronaldo kissed Ivan, if God helps!

Why did Ronaldo kiss Ivan?Because Ibrahimovic kissed Ivan!He competes with Ibrahimovic!

Why did Ibrahimovic kiss Ivan?Because Inzaghi kissed Ibrahimovic, and Aiwen happened to be near Ibrahimovic!

If Aiwen was not on the field, Ibrahimovic would not pass by Aiwen if he was kissed, and he would not be able to kiss him!

Why is Evan on the field?In the same way, blame Benzema!

But it was because Benzema stained Higuain's jersey that Ibrahimovic had the opportunity to kiss Ivan!

Only then did Ibrahimovic's one goal and one assist, and Ronaldo's one goal and one assist!If it weren't for Ivan, we might not have enjoyed such a wonderful game!It is precisely because of the sweet curse that AC Milan almost drew with Real Madrid, and Ronaldo was able to kiss Ivan because of Benzema!

Therefore, Real Madrid can win, and Benzema also has credit!

In this game, success is Benzema, and defeat is also Benzema!

Alvin: "..."

#同Playing a Twitter, why are you so good?

Benzema himself retweeted the tweet, along with a "smiling" emoji.

Under his Twitter, his teammates and Milan players liked it one after another.

Higuain even stabbed his brother twice:

[Thanks to my good teammate Benzema for the assist! ]

As a competitive relationship with overlapping positions in the team, it is not easy for Benzema and Higuain to get along peacefully to this day.

Ramos himself retweeted and left a message:

Sergio Ramos:

Hey, having said that, the perfume I wore that day was recommended by Karim... He said that this French perfume will smell romantic and free!

Then on the plane that day, @CristianoRonaldo told me that Ivan can't stand most perfumes, especially the strong ones!

So... hey hey @KarimBenzema.

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[The boat of friendship capsizes. ]

[Sese: Labor and management were sent off by Aiwen, all TM blame Benzema! ]

[The focus of my attention may be different from yours... Is Aiwen not able to smell a lot of perfume?I saw that he really seemed to be sneezed by Ramos in the player tunnel that day. ]

[That is to say, in the future, when Aiwen enforces the law in the game, you can't wear perfume at all! ]

[In addition to not wearing perfume, you have to dress handsomely!I didn't watch Ronaldo get a new hairstyle and score two headers, and I didn't talk about how Nesta and Higuain played against Nesta and Higuain in the game just now... just before the World Cup, Ivan seemed to take special care of players with good image! ]

[Yes!The Real Madrid players may have known the inside story in advance, and they all dressed up very brightly!Almost blinded me! ]

[Xiao Tiantian: A sweetheart referee who respects the old and loves the pretty. ]

Aiwen clicked on his private message and looked at it, a bunch of Aite's.

He looked at Ibrahimovic first.

Zlatan Ibrahimovi:

Zlatan is right, this is the avatar recommended by fans, how about @你的小甜甜.

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Alvin: "..."

Ibrahimovic used a photo of him holding a red card, which was taken when the red card was issued to Ramos.

[Ask Ramos about the psychological shadow area. ]

[Can't look directly at Big Ibrahimovic, oh my god! ]

[Ibrahimovic boy!The avatar of Koi Sweets is used! ]

[My mother is full of [British Sweets: Red Card Warning.jpg] aura...]

[I feel that with Aiwen's blessing, Ibrahimovic will play more and more arrogantly in Serie A...]

Joe Hart also liked him. He said that although Ivan has not yet enforced the Premier League, he has already started to face off against each other. Today is the second game, and there will be three games soon. Even if Ivan is not the one who enforces Manchester City Yes, it was offset in advance, so he didn't panic!

Hart has performed really well this season, and the fans praised him a lot, so he happily continued to say that Ivan taught him well.

As soon as you say this, it's terrible. What did Aiwen teach you to make your strength rise to a higher level all of a sudden?

The national team training video taken by the reporter before was turned over by the fans again. Joe Hart practiced hundreds of sleepy balls with Ivan!

In other words, Joe Hart is the only goalkeeper in the world who can catch Ivan's sleepy ball!

Fuck!Many goalkeepers have negotiated lemons, and England's goalkeepers are so happy!

Evan doesn't play football anymore!I can't even pick up his doze ball if I want to practice it!

When Aiwen saw this, he thought for a while, looked up, and Big Chris, who was still naive than Little Chris, said, "Cris, do me a favor?"

Big Chris has made great progress. They came once at noon, and Big Chris is now alive and kicking.

It was still dark, and the family of three walked to the small court in the yard. Ivan took a ball and put it there.

Little Chris bit the pacifier: "Yeah?"

Big Chris held the camera: "Ivan, do you want to play football?"

"Cris, take a video for me." As Ivan said, he began to prepare to kick. Luo Xiaoxiao turned on the camera and watched as Ivan explained the main points of the doze ball.

Luo Xiaoxiao:? ? ?

The simple tutorial was completed quickly, and Ivan even added the main points of goalkeeper saves.

Luo Xiaoxiao: "..."

Luo Xiaoxiao was unhappy: "Aiwen, you teach others not me."

Ai Wen tweeted on his mobile phone: "If you want to learn, I can guide you one-on-one."

He edited the Twitter content, looked up and smiled: "I just posted a method, I don't know if I can learn it. Sleepy ball is not difficult, but it is not easy. If anyone can hold this video Yes, then it's not called a doze ball."

Luo Xiaoxiao didn't believe it: "You teach it yourself? I can teach it?"

Ai Wen nodded: "Well, I taught you how to do it."

Ai Wen didn't care about it after he tweeted it, but his tweet became a hot search overnight.

your sweetie:

The benefits of the English people~ teach everyone how to play sleepyball, and the chances of success in England will be higher~ because this is what I figured out when I was playing in the Premier League. The soil and water in the UK are especially suitable for playing sleepyball~

【video】

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fan:? ? ?

Player: ? ? ?

What kind of fairy ball is this, with regional discrimination? !

That's why you only played the final once when you played in South Africa?

However, some players who were looking forward to the Premier League because England won the World Cup: just around the corner.jpg

In the evening, Ivan finished coaxing little Chris to sleep, and then coaxed the older ones, but before that, he contacted Mark first.

"Dear Mark, I have considered the advertising issue you told me, and I am going to use the club to advertise."

Luo Xiaoxiao who hugged his waist:? ? ?

Mark didn't understand: "A player's chest ad? But the new season has started, you have to run this ad, and you can only do it next season."

Aiwen: "Find a club in the Premier League and put up billboards first, and then didn't you sign those two players? Persuade them to come to the Premier League, and then let them endorse Angell."

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