football golden whistle

Two days before the game, England was conducting penalty kick training.

Joe Hart clapped his hands and stood happily at the penalty spot.

He took off his gloves and looked at Ivan standing in front of the door, he was hehehe.

#天天被为background board, today I also want Ai Wen to be a background board!

He akimbo, waiting for Rooney as the referee whistle.

Lu Xiaopang pretended to be Aiwen. He imitated Aiwen as a referee, and put a six on his cheeks as a headset, with a serious face, chest out and abdomen in. Lampard next to him couldn't help laughing. .

Lu Xiaopang: "A few line referees please stand outside the sideline, thank you, and don't affect the normal progress of the penalty kick."

Terry and his teammates commented: "Do you think Wayne is like a referee?"

"I'm sorry, if Wayne was the referee, I couldn't help laughing."

Lu Xiaopang: "You guys don't respect the referee, yellow card warning!"

"Hahahaha! Hurry up, Wayne, Ivan is ready."

Ivan put on his gloves and waved to Rooney.

Rooney's sense of glory as the God of the stadium suddenly arises spontaneously.He picked up the whistle that the assistant coach had brought over.

"Beep!"

Joe Hart couldn't wait any longer, he ran out and slapped the ball!

Ai Wen flew forward!

Joe Hart's face collapsed, what the hell, the ball was saved by Ivan!

Rooney shook his head: "Your footwork is not good, Joe, you don't even make fake moves, it's too straightforward."

Ivan held the ball, and Hart was quite strong, but the angle was not sharp enough. He scored more goals, so he knew better about kicking and shooting skills, so he judged the direction of Hart's ball.

Hart didn't believe in evil, he kicked again, and Ivan still jumped out.

"Damn it!" Rooney was ready to do it himself. It must be that Hart was not skilled enough.

He then kicked a particularly tricky one. Ivan didn't save it, but he was in the right direction and hit the ball.

"Hey!" Lampard said in surprise, "Ivan, did you just pounce?"

Alvin: "Oh, I think Wayne should play in that direction."

As a professional goalkeeper, Joe Hart has seen a lot. He commented on Ivan's technique: "Ivan, your gestures are wrong, you can easily get out of your hands like that."

When Joe Hart talked about his professional field, he was very selfless, completely forgetting the shock of being saved by two goals just now.

The two muttered there for a while, and Ivan continued to throw the balls of several teammates, this time the technique was much more professional.

"Cool!" Ai Wen can hit seven directions with ten balls, so he has a bright future!

Joe Hart's heart: The QAQ boss is really awesome in everything he does.

Capello nodded on the sidelines, lowering his head to write down something in his notebook.Aiwen can also carry out systematic training, and he will be more comfortable with penalty kicks.

July 7, Cape Town, Green Point Stadium.

Andy: "Friends in the audience, welcome to the quarter-elimination match of the World Cup. Today's opponents are Argentina and England. This is the last quarter-elimination match. Three seats for the semi-finals have been decided, namely Spain, the Netherlands, Germany. The last place will be born after this game."

Richard: "Today's game is the absolute focus of the battle - the war between Britain and Afghanistan. The well-known Maradona's Hand of God is the match between England and Argentina after the victory of the Falklands War led by the Queen of England. It happened on the field. At that time, Maradona was the core on the pitch, and now he is the coach off the pitch.”

Andy is full of confidence: "In terms of coaching level, Maradona's coaching career is still short, but we have the champion coach Capello; in terms of player strength, they have Messi who has not scored a goal since the start of the World Cup, and we have Ivan is the number one scorer."

"Yes, we are also star-studded in terms of players. I can't wait for our players to bring us good news." Richard laughed.

The camera came to the stands of the stadium at this time, and the two commentators were dumbfounded as they talked: "Is the shape of our fans in the stands newly prepared? It's very... innovative."

Seeing the camera coming around, enthusiastic fans waved their hands and smiled brightly. On their heads... er, why did they look like they were wearing underpants? !

The number 29 is still written on the pants!

No, it won't be...

The commentators from various countries have noticed this, and they read to the materials they just got: "We have received the latest news that the fans are wearing a well-designed hat on their heads, which is based on... our England sweetheart and the other day. After the Portuguese star Cristiano Ronaldo swapped his shorts, it was designed in the style of his underwear."

The fans were ingenious. They wrapped the hooded cloth scarf and cut two holes in the two corners of the top of the head to form a pair of pants... The pattern on the top was made into the style of the England flag, and then they wrote the names of their favorite players. Number--

A brand new group kit to cheer England on and you're done.

The World Cup in South Africa uses vuvuzela?Same thing, nothing new!

Many girl fans are more unrestrained. In the weather of more than ten degrees, they wear sexy waist-cut jerseys, and the "pants" on their heads are made more realistic, and they write the number 29... in the middle of the two holes (?) .

The flag of England is not painted either, it is directly blue - exactly the same color as Ivan's underwear that day.

Seeing this color, the commentary of other countries made analogies: "Is this the lucky color of England's No. 29 Alvin DeWitt? He wore blue underwear that day, does it mean he will win? Oh! This reminds us The head coach of the German team, Loew, also has a blue lucky sweater, which he wears every day..."

The message board was disgusted, Love's blue woolen sweater is not changed every day, we, Sweetie, are different from the one who loves to pick his nose!

"Oh! Look who we saw in the stands?" The camera went to the VIP stands, where the culprit who caused the fans to come to support England in "pants" today, Cristiano Ronaldo, was sitting there, and What are the people around you talking about.

"Huh? The Portuguese star sat with Ivan's family? They seemed to be chatting very speculatively," the commentator said in surprise. "I heard that he and Ivan are good friends. It seems that he didn't return home after the World Cup." , but chose to stay and watch Ivan play."

The Portuguese in the stands was answering the questions asked by the two elders sincerely at this time. Zhou Wen had a good impression of this energetic young man. He was a good friend of DouDou. Later, he would ask DouDou to take him home as a guest , treat me well.

The old people have made plans, and when the World Cup is over, they will invite Ivan's teammates to celebrate together. Ms. DeWitt, who is rich and powerful, is very proud to serve as a sponsor for the England players to return home. No matter what the final result is, they They all return with glory, and there must be a celebration ceremony when they get off the plane.

Luo Xiaoxiao smiled sweetly (?) and said that the two ladies can ask him if they don't understand the next game, and he will explain.

In the player channel at this time.

There was a wall between the England team and Argentina, and there was harmony in the England team, cheering up, and talking small things; Argentina over there was different, they stood sullenly one by one, Coach Maradona is giving them one by one.

Maradona is cheering for the players by slapping them.

After he kissed everyone once, he shouted loudly: "England was our defeat, and it will be today!"

He was referring to the World Cup in the year of the Falklands War, in which he performed both "Hand of God" and the second goal in a row that conquered England and the world.

Argentina is also optimistic about them, but they have two "ball kings", and Messi is Maradona's successor.

Players from both sides entered the field, and the camera was waiting for this moment. They waited excitedly for something until the number 29 appeared——

After Aiwen saw the big screen in front of him clearly, his expression froze for a moment.

The big screen was facing the England stands just now, and Ivan, the underpants on the heads of the fans, could see clearly.

Alvin: "..."

The message board laughs like crazy:

"Hahahaha, have you seen Ivan's expression? It's so cute, hahaha!"

"What's waiting is his reaction! Britney: Shocked to fuzzy.jpg"

"Britney Spears: Why are they putting my panties on my head! Bad guys!"

"Hahahaha Ivan, don't blame our fans if you play hooligans first hahahaha!"

Could it be that there was still live footage of where he changed his shorts with Cris that day?

Forget it, Ivan's expression is stiff, and it's useless to think about it now.

Luo Xiaoxiao, who was in the stands, had seen the fans' attire for a long time. He was just busy chatting with Aiwen's family to gain favor, and now he has time to think about what it is——

Luo Xiaoxiao:! ! !

Fuck!Who allowed you to wear my boyfriend's panties on your head!Who gave you the guts!

The players lined up on the pitch and began singing the national anthem.

The camera scanned one by one, and the English players and the Argentine players were in sharp contrast. The English players sang the national anthem very hard, and the voice could be heard clearly through the live broadcast equipment.

On the other hand, the Argentine players looked very serious and no one sang.

The message board gives an explanation:

"I'm afraid it wasn't because of Maradona's kiss."

"If the person you kiss is replaced by Xiao Tiantian, the effect will definitely be different."

"Why is Xiao Tiantian going to kiss the Argentine player? It's a good idea!"

"One kiss and two goals?! Argentina don't even think about it!"

"Leave Muller alone, he's still a kid!"

"Müller is not a child. He has scored more goals now, surpassing Britney."

After the national anthem was played, the captains of both teams took the oath.

The captain of Argentina is Mascherano, and the captain of England is Gerrard. The content of the oath is to the effect of fair competition, competition first, friendship second and so on.

Fans: In terms of fair competition, no one can compare to Britney.

Then they heard that the oath was added at the end, learn from Alvin DeWitt, the representative of fair play.

Hearing the last sentence, Lu Xiaopang, who was next to Ai Wen, slammed his shoulder into Ai Wen's, and said in a low voice, "Ai Wen, you are famous! You are so awesome!"

Ivan responded dully, his expression unchanged, he opened his eyes slightly sideways, not wanting to face his fans for the first time.

In the stands in front of him, the group of fans wearing "pants" on their heads are attracting his attention in various ways. He usually dotes on the fans, but today he really doesn't want to see them, the dress is too eye-catching!

#小甜甜: (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻Who taught you!

The author has something to say: The author is in his hometown now, emmmm today is short Xiaojun QAQ

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