Don't run after school

The hair dryer turned into a handsome little boy, standing in front of the shaver.

The razor gently lifted the hem of his T-shirt, and said with a smirk, "The abs are beautiful, and it's nice to be young."

The hair dryer blushed instantly, lowered his head and stammered, "Brother, do you like it?"

Razor nodded.

The more Cheng Jin looked at it, the more he felt that something was wrong, this scene was so familiar, Zhou Baoshan just lifted his clothes like this.

The razor raised the corners of his lips and smiled evilly, "Brother likes little hair dryers the most."

The hair dryer blushed, and pressed the razor on the sink with one stroke. When he looked down at him, an evil smile suddenly appeared on his delicate face, "Then brother, if I help you take it off, you should take it off yourself. off?"

The razor panicked immediately, this is not the cute brother he knew at all!

"Cheng Jin, haven't you washed yet?" Zhou Baoshan's voice suddenly sounded.

"Right now." Cheng Jin quickly wiped his hair with a bath towel, and then solemnly put the hair dryer and razor in a drawer separately.

May I ask why you let him, a straight man, see this...

When Cheng Jin put on his pajamas and walked out of the bathroom, as soon as he opened the door, he saw the little curly-haired dick staring at him with big eyes.

"What's the matter? Baby."

Cheng Jin squatted down and hugged him with one hand.

The second child yelled in a milky voice, "Brother Chengjing, can you tell me a story?"

"Where's your brother?"

"My brother is repairing in the living room..." After repairing for a long time, the second child couldn't figure out what was difficult to repair, and scratched his head a little worriedly.

Cheng Jin glanced downstairs, Zhou Baoshan was sitting on the sofa, holding an electric screwdriver in his hand, his side face looked very serious repairing the light bulb.

Then he carried his second child to the bedroom and asked, "Then what story do you want to hear?"

The second child jolted from the end of the bed to the head of the bed, found a storybook and handed it to Cheng Jin.

"Brother Chengjing, tell me this." The second child pointed to the colorful flowers in the picture book and said, "I want to hear this."

Cheng Jin lowered his head and glanced at the children's picture book "Alice in Wonderland". The little girl in a red dress was sitting among the huge flowers, her eyes were full of surprise.

"Come on, brother will tell you a story." Cheng Jin propped his arm with one hand, lying next to his second child, and stroked his soft curly hair.

Alice was reading a book by the river and went down the rabbit hole by mistake, so began her adventure.

Then she saw the magical sight that others couldn't appreciate, the Cheshire cat, the February rabbit, the queen of hearts, and the caterpillar.

But when Alice grows up, she loses the key to Wonderland, and all this disappears like a hallucination.

Perhaps when Alice told others about the miraculous sights she had seen, others would think she was a psychopath.

Or maybe, Alice is really a psychopath, and everything she has experienced is fake and all imagined by her.

By the end of the story, the little guy had already fallen asleep.

Cheng Jin supported his arms, brushed away the hair in front of his eyes, and kissed him lightly on the forehead.

This is what Zhou Boshan saw when he went upstairs. He folded his arms, Cheng Jin smiled and said, "Brother Chengjing, I want to kiss you too."

"If you want your uncle to have a leg, hurry up and do your homework." Cheng Jin gave him a middle finger.

"Today I have to do two papers." Zhou Baoshan went to the bedroom, took out the test papers of the two of them from the schoolbag, and spread them out on the table, "English, and mathematics."

Cheng Jin was sitting by the bed, holding a pen in his left hand, with the test paper on his lap, and finished the multiple-choice questions in a short while.

Zhou Baoshan over there was also quite serious, and after two hours, she stretched herself.

"Mathematics paper, I haven't done the big questions later, I've filled in everything that needs to be filled." Zhou Boshan jumped on the bed and lifted the quilt and said, "I'm so tired, go to sleep."

Before him, let alone spending two hours doing papers, lying on the table for less than half an hour would be terribly annoying.

Touch the phone for a while, and play with stationery for a while.

After he fell asleep, Cheng Jin picked up the test paper and checked it carefully.

Then he copied all the questions he got wrong in his notebook, and the most error-prone knowledge points were marked in red and bold.

Zhou Baoshan's progress can be seen with the naked eye, because his starting point is low, so there is a lot of room for improvement.

Cheng Jin felt that as long as he did all the question types he had sorted out for him, it would hardly be a problem to pass each subject.

As soon as the get out of class bell rang, Xing Bei poured bitter water on Cheng Jin with dark circles around his eyes.

"That online guy wants to meet me." Xingbei put the peaked cap on his head upside down, took it off in a few seconds and put it on again.

"Tsk, is this the rhythm of rushing?" Zhou Baoshan said, "After playing a game, I think he is quite bright, why don't you guys try it out."

"Try what, try shit, I can't lie to him forever." Xingbei was a little irritable, "I can lie to him online, but in real life, how can I pretend to be a woman???"

Cheng Jin and Zhou Baoshan said in unison: "Good idea."

Xingbei: "..."

"No, I won't go." Xingbei said, "I can't fucking do this."

"Then you can hide." Cheng Jin said.

Xingbei took the pen and twirled it twice in his hand, "Tell me, if he finds out that I'm a fucking big man, will he be disappointed?"

"What do you think?"

"Okay." Xingbei was silent.

Zhou Baoshan poked Cheng Jin's elbow, "Look, look, fall in love."

Cheng Jin glanced at him, "Zhou Goushan, you understand it very well."

Cheng Jin didn't know that Xing Beiai didn't fall in love with the Chinese dragon, anyway, he always felt a little strange recently.

I don't know if it's because the real-magic hair dryer has changed a lot, but he recently had a spring dream.

This time, it wasn't those little girls panting under him, but Zhou Baoshan, who was hard-boiled.

When Cheng Jin woke up, he rolled on the side of the bed, and when he opened his eyes, he saw Zhou Baoshan's magnified face.

Zhou Baoshan is alive, warm and breathing.

Cheng Jin felt that the dream just now was a bit real, and he was sweating profusely.

So he stretched out his hand and hugged Zhou Baoshan in his arms, and within 2 minutes, he felt something pushing against him on his thigh.

Cheng Jin lowered his head and kicked Zhou Baoshan hard, "Go away, you stinky rascal."

Zhou Baoshan fell off the bed and fell upside down. He put his hands on the ground, squinted his eyes to look at Cheng Jin, and yawned lazily, "Why are you kicking me?"

"Zhou Goushan, can you take care of your little brother?"

"Then let me ask you, who hugged me first?" Zhou Baoshan stood up and clapped her hands, then looked down at her pants, "My little brother has his own thoughts, I can't control my mother .”

After finishing speaking, he turned his back to Cheng Jin and took off his pajama pants neatly, wearing only a pair of gray men's sports underwear, and wandered to the bathroom.

His waist line is strong and powerful, but not too exaggerated. It has the vigor of seventeen or eighteen years old. It is the most popular kind of male dog waist on the Internet.

Cheng Jin rubbed his eyes, kicked on his slippers and walked into the bathroom.

After the two of them washed up, when they came out of the bathroom one after the other, the two little guys who were ambushing at the door suddenly rushed out.

The second child who was so close to Cheng Jin yesterday, suddenly rebelled, hugged his own brother's thigh, and shouted in the loudest voice, "Brother, I just saw, Brother Cheng Jing! He! Peek at your waist!"

Zhou Baoshan turned to look at Cheng Jin.

Cheng Jin: "Damn..."

Zhou Baoshan raised the corners of her lips, and Cheng Chengjin smiled, "Does it look good?"

Cheng Jin frowned and said, "Get lost."

"Brother Cheng Jing, you've been a little horny lately." Zhou Baoshan was afraid that the children would hear those unhealthy things, so she put her face behind Cheng Jin's ear and said in a low voice, "At night, call me by my name." , how can I have a lot of energy day in and day out there?"

Cheng Jin's old face turned red.

Zhou Baoshan patted the child on the back of the head, and signaled them to go to have breakfast quickly. When he turned around, Cheng Jin saw him snickering and grinned with hatred.

In the cram school, Cheng Jin deliberately got very close to female classmates, leaving Zhou Baoshan aside.

During the big class break, Gui Lunmei, the low-profile version, came to Cheng Jin with a notebook to ask questions.

She took out an apple from her pocket and handed it to Cheng Jin, saying, "Cheng Daxueba eats some fruit. I brought it from home and cleaned it."

"Don't eat." Cheng Jin shook his head and went straight to the topic, "Which question can't you?"

The low-profile version Gui Lunmei propped her chin and looked at Cheng Jin, her face was rounder than the apple in her hand.

Cheng Jin could see her every move, but he pretended not to understand anything, frowned and looked at her suspiciously, "???"

The low-profile version Gui Lunmei stuck out her tongue a little embarrassedly, picked up the notebook, pointed at it casually and said, "This question."

Even though Cheng Jin has never been in a relationship, he is not stupid, and he can tell at a glance that this girl is not interested in drinking.

But he still opened the cap of the pen and wrote down the problem-solving process seriously.

"Do you understand?" Cheng Jin lowered his head and asked.

Gui Lunmei, the low-profile version, shook her head, she had been watching Cheng Jin just now, and she didn't listen seriously at all.

Zhou Baoshan came back from the toilet with his pockets in his pocket, and saw the two of them lecturing head to head from a long distance away.

Cheng Jin's tone was extremely gentle, and his profile was well defined.

Zhou Boshan coughed, looked aside and said, "Please step aside."

The low-profile version of Gui Lunmei quickly got up and let him in.

Zhou Baoshan sat back in his seat with a blank expression, took out a marker and drew a [-]-point line on the table, then lay down with his back to Cheng Jin, and said, "Stay away from me."

Cheng Jin couldn't help laughing, feeling a little happy for no reason.