Don't run after school

"Xingbei, Xingbei, you say you're good and don't learn, learn how to wear women's clothes." Cheng Jin frowned and clicked several times, and took off the double eyelid stickers on his eyes.

The eyelid stickers were a bit sticky, Cheng Jin played with them for a while and asked, "What is this?"

"I asked my sister to put on my makeup... that thing is probably glued to the eyes, and it can make people's eyes bigger." Xingbei replied honestly.

"Really." Cheng Jin looked at Zhou Baoshan, who had deep eyes beside him, and smiled at him with one corner of his mouth tilted, "Come here, I'll make you Kazilan's big eyes."

Zhou Baoshan folded her arms, and gave him a cold look, "Keep it to yourself."

Xingbei felt very disillusioned when he heard that Zhou Boshan, who had a perfect image in his mind, was cold and touched, uttered such dirty words with a blank face, so he immediately poohed several times and said, "You can't talk like that. , let's be more civilized."

Zhou Baoshan glanced at him, but ignored it, the expression on his face seemed to say, civilized, fuck your mother.

"Hey, just to remind you, it's easy to get anal when you dress up like this." Zhou Baoshan smirked at him, "Does the other party know that you are a big man with a picky foot and a bad mouth?"

"How does he know?" Xingbei took the wig off his head, put it on his hand and twirled it around, and started to play, "Actually, I didn't think about women's clothing at first, I couldn't help myself. "

When Xingbei bought the game before, he accidentally got a female account on it, and then he never had a chance to change it back, and he didn't bother to change it after a long time.

He usually doesn't turn on the microphone when he plays games, and sometimes he meets those dickish guys who look like he hasn't seen a girl in 800 years, think he is a girl, and throw the equipment under his feet desperately.

Xingbei was happy to pick up the ready-made, and once he tasted the sweetness, he never planned to change it back.

That time, there was a little idiot who asked him to duo every day, because the cooperation was tacit, so that guy offered to add him to Steam and WeChat friends.

At that time, Xingbei was playing games on his sister's mobile phone, so he added him with his sister's WeChat ID and chatted with him every day pretending to be a girl.

In the beginning, out of a prank mentality, he used all kinds of soft and cute emoticons to tease this guy in different ways, saying "little brother" on the left and calling "little brother" on the right.

After calling out, I put myself there nauseated and vomited non-stop, teasing him, I found it funny and exciting.

One night, after he and this guy finished double rowing, the two of them chatted and chatted, and the guy said he wanted to see what he looked like.

Xingbei faltered and said that he didn't look good, like a face growing on a pockmarked surface of the moon.

Then this guy became more energetic, and tried hard to persuade him that appearance is not important-"No matter what you look like, I like it."

Xingbei was so embarrassed at the time, it wasn't just a question of whether he was good-looking or not, he was a man at all, how could he be broken.

Immediately, he felt a little difficult to get off the horse, and lay on the bed tossing and turning, unable to fall asleep.Figure out how to deny this request.

In fact, to be honest, since we played games together for a long time, he gradually felt that this person was actually not bad, and he was so cold if he didn't want to.

After being rejected that day, this guy didn't give up and sent him a sentence, "Honey, can I hear your voice?"

baby.

These three characters can be seen in Xingbei, a 1.8-meter tall guy, who couldn't bear it. He endured the nausea in his stomach, and said something through a voice changer, "Her voice doesn't sound good."

——“But it made me hard to hear.”

At that time, Xingbei felt that the phone was so hot that he almost fell to the ground.

He has seen this guy in Moments, he looks very sunny and handsome. In their school, there must be a large number of girls asking for contact information on the confession wall every day.

It's a pity, it's a pity, he is always a man, he doesn't like young men.

Because of this incident, he was frightened, so after Xing Bei beat him, he didn't pay much attention to him, and wanted to ignore him for a while, and then they broke up.

As for the Internet, if people say they are going to cut off contact, it means that there is really no contact at all.

As a result, when he didn't expect it, this guy charged him 5000 yuan of equipment in another game.

Xingbei was still very surprised at the time, which rich woman took a fancy to him.

When I asked, it turned out to be this sand sculpture.

It took him four days to hang up the equipment in the mall and sell it, earning hundreds of dollars, and then returned it to this guy intact.

This guy only said one sentence, "You are finally willing to talk to me."

Xingbei: "..."

—— "I saw that your circle of friends said that you lacked money, so I thought I could help a little."

At that time, Xing Bei was a little moved, thinking that this stupid dick was too stupid, as long as he has no conscience, he can deceive people to pieces.

Therefore, in order to prevent others from fooling this guy into pieces, Xingbei was brought over.

He knew it was bad to lie, but what could he do.He is also very desperate.

So, in the end, Xingbei answered him in a strange way, "Don't you want to see what I look like, let's play video games."

Then there was his game playing in women's clothing.

Another time he forgot to take off his make-up and continued to connect with others after he had finished a video with that netizen, but it was posted on the Internet, and after editing it, he unexpectedly became very popular.

Xingbei's women's clothing is actually quite good-looking in the future. The European and American makeup is the sexy and mature one. The aggressiveness is overwhelming. I don't know how many people want to anal him on the barrage.

"After that, I realized that this is an opportunity to make a fortune, so... I started a live broadcast." Xingbei scratched his scalp, "Although I have never dared to tell others, I am actually a fucking man, I'm afraid that others will find out and lose fans."

Cheng Jin patted him on the shoulder, "Don't worry, they will only be more excited after they know you are a man."

"You understand it very well." Xingbei said.

Cheng Jin couldn't help but think of those barrages of his cp during his live broadcast, he understood even if he didn't understand.

"I really want to know how this netizen student reacted after seeing you." Zhou Boshan took a good look at Xingbei.

Zhou Boshan wondered, although Xingbei wore a wig, it couldn't hide the hardness between his eyebrows and eyes. How could the young lady have such a straight nose, and this Adam's apple full of male hormones...

How do you see how MAN...

Xingbei waved his hand triumphantly, "Hey, you don't understand this. You can turn on the beauty face and filter, and ghosts can make you look like a little fairy. Wear a choker around your neck to cover your Adam's apple. "

Xingbei's black lace choker was recommended to him by Mr. Chicken...

At that time, Mr. Ji asked him suspiciously why he bought this kind of thing, and Xingbei said vaguely that he wanted to give it to a female friend.

As a result, within a few days, the news of Xingbeijiao's girlfriend spread throughout the class, and even the height and weight of the girl were rumored to be well known.

To put it bluntly, Bei himself almost believed it, thinking that he really had a girlfriend.

"Okay." Cheng Jin greeted him, returned to his seat with Zhou Baoshan, and then sent him a message on his mobile phone, "I plan to form a team to play against them, there will be prize money, or you Come and try?"

"How much is the bonus?"

"[-], winning a split."

"I rely on it, how many people are there?"

"A sniper, a medical soldier, a raider, and a rifleman. Four people." Cheng Jin thought for a while and said, "If you want to command, someone needs to be re-elected. I think I can."

"Then who do you want to find?"

"You, Zhou Goushan, and I are still missing one." Cheng Jin said.

"Wow, are you sure you want to bring Zhou Goushan, a box spirit, to play game games? I added him as a friend on Steam that day. When I watched him play games, I saw him go to search the house, and he wouldn't go sideways at all. Going up, even entering the door is difficult..."

"So, I think I can't take him alone, so I'm looking for you."

"Well. Well, if I can, I'll ask my friend if I can join in."

"[OK]"

After Cheng Jin finished typing with his left hand, he glanced at the mouse and regained his composure before daring to continue clicking.

The grievances between the mouse, the mobile phone and the data cable just now are still vivid in his memory. The hardcore sci-fi fascinates him very much.

Fortunately, I didn't come out again today, and it seems to have stopped.

He couldn't figure out what was going on with all this, he could only blame it on his broken eyes.

And Zhou Baoshan sat next to him, watching Cheng Jin tap the keyboard with his left hand, but also typing very fast, the speed of his hands is amazing, the characters on the screen changed guns in a blink of an eye, picked up equipment in one go, wherever he went, It doesn't matter whether these equipments are used or not, no piece of armor will be left.

Zhou Baoshan was a little surprised, "Why is your left hand so flexible? Are you still a human? You are a dog."

Cheng Jin raised the corners of his lips and smiled, "In order to train my reaction ability, I shot basketball with my left hand, played the guitar with my left hand, and even wrote well with my left hand."

After speaking, he was hammered.

"Then you fucking let me copy your homework all night!"

Cheng Jin smiled, he really wasn't in the mood to do his homework that day, can he be blamed for that.

"After playing the game later, follow me to the studio." Zhou Boshan said, "The art exam will be held in December, and the training session will begin soon."

"You still need intensive training at this level?" Cheng Jin asked.

"Keep improving." Zhou Baoshan's side face was traced by the bright blue light in front of the computer, and it was very brightly illuminated. Even in this situation, his face was still very good-looking, with clear outlines, and his appearance could be said It is very capable.

No wonder this guy has been recognized by the girls as a school grass candidate from elementary school until now.

"Okay, it's fine anyway." Cheng Jin nodded.

Cheng Jin saw him licking his lips casually, the thin lips were slightly red and shiny.

For some reason, he suddenly remembered the very shameful words that Coke said when he was drinking milk just now - you are so sweet, I want to eat you in one gulp.

Cheng Jin felt ashamed because he had this idea in his heart.

But it was only a few tenths of a second of shame.

Zhou Baoshan turned her head with a puzzled expression and raised an eyebrow at him.

It was written impatiently on his face, "See what I am doing in big characters."

Cheng Jin coughed, "It's okay."

"Fuck, you must be sick." Zhou Boshan said.

When the two of them came out of the Internet cafe, Zhou Baoshan kept looking down at his phone, Cheng Jin glanced at it, and found that there were several small red dots on his phone for notifications of friend requests.

Not long ago, he accidentally saw someone sending a lot of money in the school post bar to seek the contact information of some art student's younger brother. According to the description, he looked like him.

He likes to wear black clothes. He has long legs and is very well-dressed. He never looks at others directly. He is very stylish.When I passed the cafeteria that day, I was wearing work-style trousers, a black T-shirt, and AJ’s black and red shoes.

Those black and red pairs actually belonged to Cheng Jin.

Zhou Baoshan's shoes were all brushed that day, so she put on his shoes casually. She never thought that she would be able to tease the little girl in this way.

Then without even thinking about it, Cheng Jin added the person who asked for contact information with a lot of money from the post bar, and then began to bargain with her.

"I have his WeChat account, Penguin account, Steam account, Alipay account, phone number, Taobao account, and that little monkey search account he registered not long ago. How much will I sell it to you?"

"Sincerely, how much?"

"Please give me an intention price first."

"200, Alipay transfer, okay?"

"No, Zhou Boshan is worth at least 250. He looks like a [-]."

"Okay, okay, then 250, I will transfer it to you through Alipay."

Cheng Jin used the 250 yuan to treat Zhou Baoshan to a hot pot meal that day. The guy was afraid that he would not eat enough, so he ordered a lot of meat.

After eating, he smiled like a foolish son of a landlord's family, and went to Jinle, but what Zhou Baoshan didn't know was that this meal was paid for with his prostitution money.

"A lot of people have added me recently." Zhou Baoshan frowned and refused one by one, "Who are these? It's so annoying."

Cheng Jin didn't say a word, "Hey, why are you so cold, you rejected them all."

"That must be."

"Maybe there's something nice in there."

Zhou Boshan put away her phone, "No matter how good-looking it is, can it be as good-looking as yours? It's so boring to fall in love."

"Is that true, have you talked about it many times?" Cheng Jin ignored the compliment and raised an eyebrow at Zhou Baoshan.

According to his limited information, this wish is for a little virgin who wants to lose his virginity, and he has no love experience.

"No." Zhou Boshan said, "I don't have time."

Except for painting, he spends all his time at home with his baby.

When the two of them arrived at the door of the studio, it happened that the students who were a year younger than them had just finished class.

Cheng Jin wore army green overalls today and a fake two-piece loose T-shirt on his upper body. Standing with Zhou Boshan, he had four sky-high long legs, which matched him inexplicably.

Just standing at the door at will is very seductive.

The two attracted a lot of attention.

Cheng Jin only cared about the layout inside the studio, and didn't pay attention to the eyes of others at all.

The legendary studio is more casual than he imagined.

Most people sat on a small mat and drew. The mats were placed very messily and everywhere. More people didn't even sit.

Oil paint was splashed around their feet in a mess, colorful, and there were pen holders, palettes, and various acrylic paints randomly placed on the ground.

There was a pungent smell in the air—the chemical smell of melted paint in the summer heat.

On the front podium, a man who looked like a teacher was giving a lecture, and there were two worn-out plaster heads on the podium.

Cheng Jin recognized one of them as David, and the other...was also a foreigner.

"You must pay attention to the distribution of the shadow area and the sense of perspective here." The teacher stepped off the stage and pointed at the students' works, looking in the direction he pointed.

Cheng Jin saw a naked man.

That person should be 50 to [-] years old, so he can be included in the ranks of wretched uncles.

Cheng Jin only glanced at him, his eyes didn't stay on him for too long, then turned his head away politely, the man seemed to have noticed Cheng Jin, with a very strange expression on his face, and then looked at him up.

Cheng Jin felt a little strange, poked Zhou Baoshan with his elbow and said, "This model keeps staring at me, isn't he a pervert?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the model held a flag-raising ceremony at a speed visible to the naked eye, and he smiled while looking at Cheng Jin.

"Fuck." Cheng Jin was so disgusted that he felt uncomfortable all over his body.

"Damn it, old rascal." Zhou Baoshan frowned, walked up to him without saying a word, kicked him hard, and knocked his men and the bench to the ground.

The people in the room, seeing this situation, immediately ran up and stopped him.

Several people pulling back together couldn't hold him back.

Zhou Baoshan was kicking someone violently, and suddenly felt that someone was holding his wrist, so he turned his head back.

Cheng Jin shook his head and said, "Stop beating."

After finishing speaking, Cheng Jin kicked the old hooligan's crotch sharply and firmly, and then dragged Zhou Baoshan out of the classroom.

After that kick, it is estimated that the old hooligan will have a psychological shadow whenever he thinks of Cheng Jin's face for the rest of his life.

The author has something to say: Zhou Baoshan's catchphrase: You are a dog.

Cheng Jin: You are really human.