How to play a good fiancee
Chapter 53 Wife You Are Awesome~
Because there is still recording work tomorrow, everyone didn't play until late.
The house where the show will be recorded has not been opened to the guests yet, and we want to keep a little mystery for tomorrow's filming, so tonight the guests can only temporarily stay in the hotel at the foot of the mountain.
Ji Yanzhi drank some red wine, his cheeks were flushed, and he dragged Xiaoyi to the room leisurely.
Jian Yi was still thinking about what Shen Lan said just now, and turned her head to glance at Ji Yanzhi, looking at her with a hint of cunning.
"Shen Lan said that there are a lot of people chasing you, huh?" Jian Yi said without emotion, and could not hear any emotion.
As soon as Ji Yan heard this, he immediately felt complacent.
"How can there be many?"
"That's obviously quite a lot!"
"..." Jian Yi sneered in her heart, walked two steps quickly, swiped open the door of the room, entered the room, and closed the door with a snap.
Ji Yanzhi was still complacent, standing at the door of the room and looking at the closed door with a dazed look on his face.
"Eh? Xiaoyi? I haven't gone in yet!?"
"Xiaoyi??" He knocked on the door, but there was no movement inside.
"?? Xiaoyi?" Why did she get angry all of a sudden?
Ji Yanzhi was stunned, and just as she was thinking, Shen Lan walked past her, "Hey, Mr. Ji and his wife are really affectionate. Why do you have to help your wife guard the door at night?"
"...Well, that's right, my Xiaoyi is so cute, what should I do if she is kidnapped!" Ji Yanzhi stuck his neck and tried to find a place.
Shen Lan snorted, "Idiot." She sneered unabashedly.
"..." Ji Yanzhi pretended to stand at the door with his arms folded, looking at the passing staff, he didn't dare to speak, and could only smile at them.
As soon as he saw no one was there, he immediately turned around and knocked on the door, "Xiaoyi? Why are you so angry?"
No matter how dull Ji Yanzhi is, he can still see that Jian Yi is angry with her, but he is very obedient and obedient, how could he make Xiao Yi unhappy?
After thinking about it carefully and pondering for a while, it suddenly dawned on me.
"Oh, Xiaoyi, you let me in, and I'll explain it to you. You can let me in and kneel on the washboard, but there are always people walking around outside. Can you save me some face?" Ji Yanzhi Facing the crack of the door regardless of his image, he whispered.
"Hey, it seems that Mr. Ji has often kneeled on the washboard at home?" Shen Lan appeared from nowhere, and looked at Ji Yanzhi with a smile on her arms.
The latter blushed, "Why are you everywhere, go to sleep!"
"Where there is gossip, there is me~"
As soon as the words were finished, the door of the room opened, Ji Yanzhi glared at her bitterly, and immediately slipped in. Fortunately, not too many people saw him being rejected outside.
"Xiaoyi? You have a black belly? What's the matter? Are you jealous?" Ji Yanzhi walked to the bedside, seeing Jian Yi's puffy appearance, he really wanted to laugh, this guy would be jealous because someone chased him?Does it mean that she cares about me?
Usually she doesn't say anything, but it seems that she still has her own in her heart!
Thinking about it this way, Ji Yanzhi was very happy, and even wanted to go out to eat more, but the door would be turned away!
Xiaoyi finally cares about me!And it's so obvious! ! !
Seeing Jian Yi ignoring her, Ji Yanzhi raised his hand to rub the tip of Jian Yi's nose, and looked at her dotingly, "Wife~?"
Hearing her calling herself that, Jian Yi rolled her eyes and looked at her, "Don't worry, stop, mouth?"
"Well~~~ You are my wife, and I didn't yell." She even poked her head over and rubbed the tip of her nose against Jian Yi's, making her very intimate.
Jian Yi hid back with a look of disgust, she was going to be sick of her.
"Drink, drink, go wash, take a bath."
"Okay~" Ji Yanzhi was very obedient, and immediately ran to the bathroom to take a bath, and even hummed a little song in a good mood.
Jian Yi didn't like her embarrassing appearance very much, her big eyes rolled around, and she didn't know what the hell she was thinking.
When Ji Yanzhi came out of the shower, he saw that Xiao Yi had slipped into the bed and was leaning against the bedside to read a book.
Ji smiled and walked over, even wanting to get under the covers and be intimate with his little wife.
However, before going to bed, Jian Yi stopped her with a look.
"Didn't you just say that when you come in, you want to kneel down and rub the clothes on the washboard."
"??? What?" Ji Yanzhi was stunned, kneeling on the washboard?Are you serious! !
"No, Xiaoyi, look at me, I'm so obedient, so considerate, and love you so much, you have the heart to make me kneel on the washboard? How hard is that thing? It hurts!" Minato climbed onto the bed shamelessly.
In the next second, Jian Yi kicked her out.
"Eh..."
"Xiaoyi, let's discuss something, really don't kick my waist anymore, it hurts my waist, it's not good for both of us..." Ji Yanzhi rubbed his old waist while still sighing, why did Xiaoyi kick me every time? Is it possible to kick her old waist?Is there a tracking and positioning system installed on her feet?
Ji Yanzhi sat by the bed for a while, looking at Jian Yi with grievances.
Jian Yi glanced at her, feeling helpless, this guy came out in transparent pajamas just after taking a shower, and he didn't know where to throw his underwear, his seductive body was almost completely exposed to the air, This look really makes people... can't take their eyes off...
Seeing Jian Yi always sneaking glances at him, Ji Yanzhi also looked down, and suddenly put his hands on his chest, "Little pervert!" He looked like he had suffered a lot.
"Pfft." Jian Yi was provoked by her funny appearance and chuckled.
Seeing her smile, Ji Yanzhi knew that this guy was not really angry, so he bravely crawled into the bed, and even desperately rubbed against Jian Yi, sat beside her on the bedside, put his arms around her, He pulled her into his arms.
When holding Jian Yi, Ji Yanzhi was extremely satisfied.
"Are you really jealous today?" After confirming with her again, I really wanted to hear the word "jealous" from Jian Yi's mouth.
"No." Jian Yi shook her head decisively.
Ji Yanzhi looked at her with a smile, lowered his head, and kissed the corner of her eye, "Then why did you lock me out? Hmm?"
"Hmm~" Jian Yi murmured, and turned her head to the side, her eyes itchy from Ji Yanzhi.
"Don't worry, I don't have any Yingying Yanyan. Even if there are, it's their wishful thinking, and it has nothing to do with me. I only have you~" Ji Yanzhi said, holding Jian Yi's hand, Put it in your heart, with a look of affection.
Jian Yi couldn't help but pursed her lips and smiled, the hand on Ji Yanzhi's chest unconsciously bent back, pinching the soft lump of flesh.
Ji Yanyi was startled, looked down, and his eyelids twitched, "You little pervert!"
"Hmph, you, you let me touch it."
"Oh."
"Then you touch it a little longer?" Ji Yanzhi flirted with his little wife wantonly.
"No!" Jian Yi flatly refused, and even pushed her casually. She didn't want this push to touch a larger area, and even touched that pink spot.
Jian Yi was startled, and retracted her hand like an electric shock, her pretty face flushed instantly.
Ji Yanzhi was also stunned for a moment, but she was completely dumbfounded by Jian Yi's reaction, obviously she was the one who suffered, why Xiao Yi could be so shy... Really, pure and cute! ! !
Looking at the little wife who was so red in his arms, Ji Yanzhi felt a strange feeling in his heart, swallowed unconsciously, and lowered his head to kiss Jian Yi's pink cheek.
However, as soon as she leaned over to get closer to Jian Yi, Jian Yi dodged again, even broke free from her embrace, lay down with her back to her, and wrapped the quilt around her body, with her head tucked into the quilt. Resentment was completely left outside.
"Xiaoyi~" Ji Yanzhi called her softly against the quilt.
"go to bed!"
"hug?"
"No hug!"
"Then you give me some quilt?"
"No!"
"Hmm... what's the matter? This embarrassed look, did you think of something weird~?" Ji Yanzhi smiled maliciously.
Jian Yi was shy about this matter, but when she heard Ji Yanzhi say it so bluntly, she immediately became furious!
"Go away (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!"
"Okay, okay~ I was wrong, I shouldn't have tempted you, huh?" Ji Yanzhi's tone was very ambiguous, but the next second...
"Hey don't don't don't don't kick don't kick!!"
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The next morning, when Ji Yanzhi and Jian Yi packed up and went out, as soon as they opened the door, they saw Shen Lan standing at the door with an expression of watching the show.
She looked at Ji Yanzhi furiously, with her expression, there must be no good.
"What are you doing?"
"Hey, Boss Ji doesn't seem to be very energetic, why don't you take a break?" Shen Lan asked with a smile.
Ji Yanzhi blushed and rubbed his nose, last night...
Seeing her like this, Shen Lan leaned slightly, got closer to her, and pressed against her ear, "The two of you made a lot of noise last night."
"..." Ji Yanzhi choked, and looked back at Jian Yi, um, he was kicked out of bed crazily in the middle of the night, and couldn't even touch the side of the bed. Could it be a big noise.
"Eavesdropping or something is too unqualified, isn't it?"
"Heaven and earth conscience, I'm right next door to you two, I heard all kinds of strange movements, I said you're really amazing, you're so full of energy during most of the night?"
Shen Lan didn't deliberately control the volume of her words, not to mention Jian Yi, even the passing staff were stunned.
The eyes of several staff wandered away from Jian Yi and Ji Yanzhi for a while, then Qi Qi covered her mouth and ran away with a snigger.
Ji Yanzhi looked back at Jian Yi, very good, her little wife has completely become a chameleon.
"You..." Ji Yanzhi opened his mouth, and didn't know how to explain it to Shen Lan. After thinking about it, what could be explained? Isn't it normal for her and her lover to make some noise in the room? She wanted to Make some noise, does she have her!People who can't eat grapes and say grapes are sour!
Holding Jian Yi's hand, she walked out in a generous manner.
……
The two went up the mountain with ease, and went straight to the dressing room built with tents. As soon as they entered, Director Yan Hua just came out of it.
Yan Hua saw the two of them, "Hey, the model wife is here, hey, why does Mr. Ji look so tired, didn't he have a good rest? Hurry up, come and put on makeup for them."
As soon as she finished speaking, several nearby staff members covered their mouths and sniggered in unison.
It's over for Liao, I'm afraid this good news will spread throughout the crew of Liao.
Just as Ji Yanzhi was feeling emotional, he felt a cold light coming from behind, and the hairs on his back were blown up. It's over, I'm afraid tonight, I'm really going to kneel on the washboard...
But you said, if I really did something, I will be punished, it is "what I deserve", but I haven't done anything now! ! !Isn't this too wronged!
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At ten o'clock in the morning, all the guests finished dressing up, and the shooting started on time.
The guests entered the log cabin in order. Ji Yanzhi and Jian Yi, as the specially invited couple guests, also took on the job of hosting this episode of the show.
Ji Yanzhi led Jian Yi to the stage first, and Jian Yi held Ji Yanzhi's arm, and the two of them entered the cabin slowly.
As soon as I walked into the wooden house, I smelled a fresh fragrance, which smelled like matcha, a faint fragrance.
"Wow~" Ji Yanzhi looked around and exclaimed.
The log cabin has a two-story design, and the wooden furniture in the room looks very simple, but it is very stylish.
However, in Jian Yi's view, this exclamation was completely unnecessary, it must have been forcibly added for the effect of the show.
Jian Yi was still a little nervous, but after all, she had seen the world and was very adaptable. She stood beside Ji Yanzhi with her head up and her chest up, and nodded as if cooperating.
"Welcome Sister Yan and Xiaoyi." Yan Hua chatted with the two off-camera to prevent the guests from not knowing what to say and making the atmosphere too awkward.
The surrounding staff also applauded and welcomed.
Ji Yanzhi and Jian Yi walked up to the camera and greeted the camera gracefully.
"Hi everyone, I'm Ji Yanzhi. This is the first time I've come from behind the scenes to the front of the stage. If there's anything I don't understand, I hope you can give me some pointers." Ji Yanzhi bowed slightly towards the camera with a very serious attitude. humility.
"Hi everyone, my name is Jian Yi." Jian Yi smiled lightly, she could see that she was still a little nervous, and tried her best to punctuate sentences correctly without appearing stuttering.
"Welcome to Sweet Crit, both of you. For the next week, you two will spend time here with two other couples. Well, the audience is really curious about you. This selection When they were guests, the voices of the two were also very high. As a gold medal agent, Sister Yan can have nearly [-] million fans, which is really amazing."
"As for Xiaoyi, she is usually very low-key and rarely or even almost never appears in the public eye, but it is really curious to be able to get together with Sister Yan."
Ji Yanzhi smiled when he heard this, and pulled Xiaoyi to sit on the sofa beside him.
"I don't know if sister Yan can tell you how the two of you got together?"
Ji Yanzhi nodded with a smile. Director Yan had asked her if he could raise this question when he was talking to her about the process. Ji Yanzhi had prepared in advance, so he is not nervous now.
"Anyone who knows me well knows that I am a workaholic. I rarely think about time-consuming, labor-intensive and troublesome things like relationships. I even thought that I might go on alone. When I met Xiaoyi Before, I had never been tempted by any girl, or had any thoughts. But until I met her, that feeling..."
Ji Yanzhi was silent for a while, then turned his head to look at Jian Yi who was listening carefully.
"Heartbeat." Ji Yanzhi finally found a suitable description.
"Yes, that's how it feels." He nodded to himself.
"Now that I think about it, maybe I have persisted for so many years just to wait for her to appear, a girl who can warm my hard exterior and heart." Ji Yanzhi did not hesitate to praise her.
Jian Yi was so embarrassed by what Ji Yanzhi said, she blushed pretty, lowered her head, and smiled slightly.
"Wow~ so romantic~"
"Then I want to ask Xiaoyi, what kind of feeling do you have towards Sister Yan?"
Jian Yi was silent for a while, then looked up at Ji Yanzhi, "At first, I felt that she was a very caring, big sister. She always wanted to protect me and take care of me. But occasionally, she would show her fragile side. , Seeing her is very hard. I also want to protect her, just like she guards me."
Ji Yanzhi had never heard Jian Yi say these words before, his heart was touched, he held his little wife's hand, and smiled at her.
"Wow, I hope you two can last forever~"
"Thank you."
While chatting, a new guest came in.
"Oh? Who's here?" Ji Yanzhi glanced back, hurriedly got up to meet him, and was very good at controlling the rhythm.
"Hello, sister Yan, hello, sister Xiaoyi." Xi Han walked in slowly, saw Ji Yanzhi and Jian Yi, hurried over to shake hands with them and greeted them, then turned to the camera, saying hello to everyone and the audience, the camera Feel very good.
And when Ji Yanzhi greeted her, he found that she was wearing a small tail...
Shen You was brainwashed by the boss for a whole night yesterday, and now her mind is full of how to treat Xi Han, no, when Xi Han came out, she was forced by Shen Lan to help Xi Han carry the skirt .
"Hey, you two, you won't come to the show as couple guests?" Ji Yanzhi laughed.
When Shen You heard this, the old man blushed, and let go of his hands, saying that this would not work, and the boss insisted on letting her do this, and the embarrassment would be thrown at grandma's house.
Xi Han smiled, straightened his bangs, didn't say anything, and seemed a little uncomfortable.
"Hi everyone, I'm Shen You, and I'm...Xi Han's CP." Shen You bit the bullet and finished the second half of the sentence, and sat next to Xi Han.
This appearance made everyone present feel that she seemed a little shy. Could it be that she is interested in Xi Han?
What a fun couple!
Then came the last pair, the Chatterbox combination, Yu Yao and Lu Zishan.
After the two came, the topic quickly opened up. They chatted for a while and got to know each other better.
These two people are relatively carefree in character, but they talk a lot, and the two of them will always fight for words. Putting them together with the combination of Xi Han and Shen You who have nothing to talk about, the contrast is very strong. I have to say that the selection of the program crew Time really worked hard.
Not long after, everyone finished chatting, and director Yan Hua pulled back the process in time.
"Since everyone is here, I will announce the task of this issue to everyone. It is actually very simple, just survive."
"???"
"what?"
Even Ji Yanzhi was stunned, what do you mean... survive?Can this still die?
"Everyone has also seen that we are in the deep mountains this time, and there is only this small wooden house. Apart from providing accommodation for everyone, there is no food, water, money, or any communication tools such as mobile phones. Under these conditions, live for seven days."
Now everyone can stop doing it, the environment is so bad, Renren has passed, and the food and water have to be done by themselves, isn't it too embarrassing?
Jian Yi almost didn't cry, it was obvious that when other people came, they would eat all kinds of Western food, seafood, Japanese food, etc., eating in a fancy way, creating all kinds of romantic scenes, why did she have to come to such a remote place, And be self-sufficient...
What good food can there be in this place?Do you want to eat rice porridge with white steamed buns?
He looked at Ji Yanzhi aggrievedly, is it okay to go on strike now?
Ji Yanzhi also couldn't laugh or cry, no wonder she refused to tell her the specific task no matter how much she asked the director before, she only said it was a secret, and said there was a surprise, well, no surprises, all left with surprises!It was said that the game is so big, it is estimated that there will be no guests willing to come.
Get involved!
Seeing the appearance of the guests as if facing a formidable enemy, everyone in the director team was still laughing.
Looking at it, Ji Yanzhi always felt that things would not be as they said, and this program group was not short of money, and the budget was not tight, so there was no need to bother these people so much, there must be other tricks.
"Okay, now that you're here, everyone stop complaining. We not only need to live, but also live a good life. We can't let these people see jokes, right?" Ji Yanzhi took out the previous encouragement. Jian Yi was also very frustrated at the enthusiasm of her employees, but seeing that she was so calm, she didn't worry anymore. Anyway, with her around, she definitely wouldn't let herself go hungry.
"Yes." Jian Yi also echoed.
This is called husband singing and wife following.
Hearing what Ji Yanzhi said, how dare other people have any opinions, the boss has no opinions, so he just obediently obeys.
After accepting it, everyone began to divide the rooms. The two pairs of cps consciously gave up the only room on the second floor to Ji Yanzhi and Jian Yi, and Ji Yanzhi stopped being polite to them. After all, she had just When I came here, I immediately fell in love with the balcony on the second floor. Sitting there with Xiao Yi and basking in the sun, it was very beautiful to think about it.
There are two rooms on the first floor, each of which is occupied by two pairs. In addition, there are kitchens, toilets, bathrooms, etc. The supporting facilities are relatively complete, which is acceptable, but there are no TVs, computers, mobile phones, etc. Playthings, I really want to worry to death.
After the room was allocated, the couples went back to their rooms to clean up the house. Ji Yanzhi and Jian Yi went upstairs, followed by a trail of little tails. Bring these people all over.
When everyone entered the room, Ji Yanzhi closed the door.
He looked at the three of them solemnly.
"Turn this off first." Ji Yanzhi pointed to the cameraman.
The latter looked dumbfounded and closed everything...
"Be obedient." Ji Yanzhi winked at the young lady.
Zhuang Zhuang said, I am not fascinated by your beauty.Paji turned off the machine, "Say it!"
"Since we have entered this house, we are a family. I have absolute trust in you, and I hope you will not hold grudges against me."
"Sister Yanzhi, what are you talking about..." A person like Zhuang Zhuang who has no position was bought by Ji Yanzhi in an instant, and he quickly shook his head and waved his hands to express that he had no other ideas.
"Sister Yan, what exactly are you trying to say?" Jiang Qi asked in a rather sensible manner.
Ji Yanzhi took a look at Jiang Qi. After all, he is a director, and his words must have a certain weight. He walked to Jiang Qi's side with a smile, and put his hand on her shoulder, "Little Jiang, the arrangement of the program team this time , I know you must know in advance, right?"
"Uh... Sister Yanzhi, don't be like this, Madam is watching..." Jiang Qi panicked when she looked at Ji Yanzhi's hand.
Ji Yanzhi smiled, "You are also very clear about the future arrangements of the program group, right? We are all doing better for the program, I know you don't really want to punish us to death, right, since it is for the good of the program, There are some so-called surprises, you'd better tell me in advance."
"What... what surprise?"
"For the next week, we still have to eat and live together, right? I promise, if I have a bite to eat, you will have a bite to eat. I will never treat you badly, but if we can't even eat, you still have to eat." Don’t blame me if you have work meals. I can do anything for my wife’s stomach.”
Ji Yanzhi was threatening and intimidating, and from time to time he was throwing winks and tricks, even Jiang Qi couldn't stand it, "Then I... can only remind you vaguely, I really can't say anything else. Too much."
"That's enough." Ji Yanzhi nodded in satisfaction, then turned his head and blinked at Xiaoyi, it's alright, it's fine if the baby wife is not hungry.
Jian Yi chuckled, really convinced her.
In the morning, the two cleaned up the room carefully, and changed into the sheets and bedding they brought. After all, this kind of personal use should not be too casual.
Jian Yi walked around the house, the good thing is that there is an independent bathroom on the second floor, so you don't have to share the bathroom downstairs with people you don't know well.
But what she didn't like very much was that there was also a camera installed in the corner of this room, which made her uncomfortable.
"What's the matter, Xiaoyi?" Seeing Jian Yi dangling in front of the camera, looking curiously studying the camera that has been shaking with her, Ji Yanzhi felt amused.
"I want to change, clothes." Jian Yi frowned and thought for a while, then decisively went to the backpack and took out a mask, put the mask on the camera directly, and let you take a picture!
After the two of them packed up and changed into casual clothes that were easy to move and went downstairs, the other two teams had already assembled in the living room. It was almost noon, and everyone's lunch hadn't been settled yet. Several people stared and waited. When Ji Yanzhi came to speak, after all, she was old, and she was considered a veteran in the circle, so she was regarded as the backbone.
Ji Yanzhi glanced at several people, "Which one of you can cook?"
After the question, there was an eerie silence.
"...None of them, wouldn't they?"
The four shook their heads neatly.
"Hey, girls nowadays, you won't be able to find a wife in the future." She sighed helplessly, showing the worry of an old mother.
Jian Yi pursed her lips and smiled, and poked her, as if you could cook.
"Well, let's go in groups of two. One team stays at home to clean up the kitchen, and the other two teams split up to find food."
Everyone knows that staying at home and tidying up the house is an easy job, but Ji Yanzhi continued to ask, "Which one of your two teams will stay?"
"Aren't you staying?"
"I have to go find meat, my family doesn't like meat." Ji Yanzhi glanced at Jian Yi with a smile.
"Then let's go with you." Xi Han took the initiative.
"Okay." Ji Yanzhi nodded, "Then you guys clean up the house at home." He said to Yu Yao and the others.
"it is good."
After the division of labor was completed, Ji Yanzhi led a bunch of little tails and went out.
Jiang Qi secretly gave her a little suggestion just now, suggesting that she go around the mountains, and Ji Yanzhi understood now that there must be something in the mountains.
"How about this, you two go down the mountain and borrow some rice noodles from the nearby villagers. I think this mountain is enough to have a staple food. It should be okay to pick some wild fruits and vegetables." Ji Yanzhichong Xi Han and the two were talking.
"Okay." The two immediately nodded to express ok.
After getting rid of these two little tails, Ji Yanzhi and Jian Yi strolled leisurely in the mountains.
"You, you are really, don't worry."
"No hurry, that, Zhuang Zhuang, you go ahead, wherever you go, we will go with you." Ji Yanzhi is very cunning.
Zhuang Zhuang said... how dare I go...
He had no choice but to be urged by Ji Yanzhi to lead the way. Sure enough, after walking not far, he saw a small stream. The water in the stream was very clear. Come on, the water source was there.
"Will there be fish here?" Ji Yanzhi squatted by the stream, scooped up a handful of stream water, looked at it in his palm, and took a sip. It was sweet and refreshing, and it was delicious.
Just as she was about to take another sip, she saw Jian Yi squatting upstream of her, washing her face from the corner of her eye...
Ji Yanzhi looked at the water in his hand, emmm, this can't be Xiaoyi's washing water...
Jian Yi also noticed that Ji Yanzhi was drinking the water downstream from her, so she smiled at her, "Okay, is it good?" she asked playfully.
"You have a dark belly." Ji Yanzhi smiled helplessly, scooped up water with his hands, and poured it beside Jian Yi.
The three staff members were nearby, silently watching the two suddenly start a water fight...
"Okay, okay, let's stop making trouble, the clothes are all wet." After a while, Ji Yanzhi surrendered and was almost drowned by Jian Yi. I always felt that if we played for a while, Xiao Yi would be able to get up and beat her up. kick into the water...
Ji Yanzhi got up and walked to Jian Yi's side, and wiped off the water stains on her face, "If you still want to play, let's go to the bathroom at night..."
Ji Yanzhi was halfway through his speech, when he saw the little milk cat in front of him suddenly showing his fangs, he subconsciously took a step to the side, dodging the fatal kick, "Don't, don't, I mean I'll let you take a shower at night Use your head as a weapon... If you don't wear clothes, you don't have to worry about... getting... wet..." The more Ji Yanzhi said, the more he felt that something was wrong, how could he mention the bathroom so well...
The three people next to him were all shocked. The camera recorded the whole process of Jian Yi's violence, and Ji Yanzhi was still smiling at the side. Damn, do big bosses usually flirt like this...
"Xiaoyi is good, she doesn't blow hair, she's just joking." She patted Cerebellar Axe's head.
"Hmph." Jian Yi snorted angrily, knowing that she was only serious for three seconds!
The two played here for a while, and then embarked on a journey of searching for food. Ji Yanzhi originally wanted to talk about catching a fish in the stream, but he waited there for a long time, but he didn't see a fish swimming by. Probably they were scared away by the two of them playing in the water just now.
Ji Yanzhi still asked the cameraman to lead the way. The lady cameraman said that she was under a lot of pressure, and she was afraid of being scolded by the director, and she was afraid that Ji Yanzhi would be disappointed if she didn't find the ingredients, so she was in a dilemma.
"Hey, then, what is that?" Jian Yi suddenly pointed to a tree not far away, under which there was an unknown animal flopping about.
"Huh?" Ji Yanzhi cast a glance, "Go and see." He hurriedly walked to the tree.
Walking closer, Ji Yanzhi smiled, and saw that the flopping thing was a big rooster, and it was very fat. Come on, this is probably a surprise prepared by the program group. You said that this program group keeps saying that it can be eaten and used. You have to rely on yourself, but throwing such a big fat chicken to you in this woods, wouldn't it be too deliberate?It's also kind of cute.
Ji Yanshang stepped forward, wanting to catch the chicken, but the chicken flopped twice, and she was a little too afraid, but with such a group of people watching, she couldn't tolerate her daring, so she bit the bullet and went He picked it up by pinching the neck of the chicken, and stretched his hand far away.
"This chicken... how do you eat it..." Ji Yanzhi was confused, how could she cook hard dishes, cooking a dumpling would be enough.
"Mushroom, mushroom mushroom, chicken stew, mushroom stew!" Foodie Yi gave her a good idea.
Hearing this, Ji Yanyi nodded, "Smart." He completely forgot that he couldn't do it at all.
Jian Yi bent down and searched carefully along the roots of the tree, and she really found it, clusters of wild hazel mushrooms.
After finding the mushrooms, Jian Yi was very happy, and now she can have a good meal!
Seeing her overjoyed appearance, Ji Yanzhi was also happy and sighed, he was so happy to be able to eat chicken stewed mushrooms, this snack is really easy to feed!
Glancing at the time, it had been an hour and a half since I came out before I knew it, "Let's go, it's time to go back, I wonder if Xi Han and the others have brought food."
The two returned the same way, they didn't know the way, but it didn't matter, the cameraman knew the way, and the cameraman was very rude, he had been bribed by Ji Yanzhi a long time ago, and he took a few people who were familiar with the road and went home.
Seeing the small wooden house from a distance, Ji Yanzhi let out a long sigh of relief. She pinched the chicken's neck in fear all the way, and she didn't dare to let go. She was so tired, but this chicken was strangled by her own fate. It seems that the throat is not working well anymore, it is not throbbing much...
"Sister Yanzhi is back, wow, you caught a chicken!?" Yu Yao squatted at the door and looked around, seeing someone, she immediately trotted over.
Hearing what she said, Ji Yanzhi was very proud. He raised his head and chest, walked up to him, and handed the chicken to Yu Yao. As soon as he let go, Yu Yao dodged subconsciously. The chicken fell to the ground and was about to run away with flapping wings. Walk.
"Grab it quickly!" Ji Yanzhi exclaimed, and just about to move, he saw his little wife leaning over from the corner of her eye, grabbing the chicken's feet neatly, lifting it upside down, and grabbed the chicken that was trying to escape. Tame and docile.
Ji Yanzhi's eyes were straightened, this is really... the power of a foodie...
"Wow, sister Xiaoyi is so good!" Yu Yao had the expression of a little girl, and she almost said in the voice of a little lolita, sister Xiaoyi rushing, come on, come on~~~
"Sister Yan, we just went to pick some wild fruits nearby. There is nothing in this mountain, at least there are chickens! You said that we can make some traps and catch some wild game, okay?" Yu Yao started chattering model.
"Okay, let's see if there is anything that can be used as a trap." Ji Yanzhi is not worried anyway, the program crew will stuff some game into their traps even if it is for effect.
"Okay, I'll do it after dinner, it's great that I do handwork."
Ji Yanzhi couldn't laugh or cry, is it okay to flatter himself like this?
"Oh, by the way, is there a clean container? We've found the water source. Let's get some water back."
"It's already been fought. After Xi Han and the others came back, they went to the mountains and found the water source."
"They're already back."
"Yes, I borrowed a lot of rice and noodles, which is enough to eat. This life is not as difficult as I imagined. I thought we would eat the last meal without the next meal. We were hungry to record the program. I was almost bluffed by the director. .”
"It can also make you hungry. If you really don't have anything to eat, you wait for the staff to grab a box lunch from her. In front of eating, you have to use any means, right Xiaoyi?" Turning to look at Xiaoyi Yi, the cutie is holding the chicken, as if watching a thief, for fear that this guy will break out of prison if he disagrees.
Yu Yao laughed, being amused by Ji Yanzhi.
Before they entered the house, Xi Han and Shen You followed closely behind.
"Hey, look at the two of them." Ji Yanzhi rushed at Yaonu, those two people were really inseparable, Shen You couldn't really be interested in Xi Han, could he?
Yu Yao glanced back, and the two walked back chatting, chatting and laughing, "These two are progressing fast enough."
"Quick?" Ji Yanzhi glanced at his little wife, in front of me, dare to say fast?
Everyone entered the house and sorted out the ingredients they found. In addition to chicken and mushrooms, Xi Han and the others also found a giant bird egg!
At least for today's lunch, you can eat a lot.
"Come on, cook!" Ji Yanzhi greeted, and everyone looked at her quietly without moving at all.
Ji Yanzhi smiled helplessly, why did he feel like a big patriarch with a bunch of children waiting to be fed behind him?
"that
The house where the show will be recorded has not been opened to the guests yet, and we want to keep a little mystery for tomorrow's filming, so tonight the guests can only temporarily stay in the hotel at the foot of the mountain.
Ji Yanzhi drank some red wine, his cheeks were flushed, and he dragged Xiaoyi to the room leisurely.
Jian Yi was still thinking about what Shen Lan said just now, and turned her head to glance at Ji Yanzhi, looking at her with a hint of cunning.
"Shen Lan said that there are a lot of people chasing you, huh?" Jian Yi said without emotion, and could not hear any emotion.
As soon as Ji Yan heard this, he immediately felt complacent.
"How can there be many?"
"That's obviously quite a lot!"
"..." Jian Yi sneered in her heart, walked two steps quickly, swiped open the door of the room, entered the room, and closed the door with a snap.
Ji Yanzhi was still complacent, standing at the door of the room and looking at the closed door with a dazed look on his face.
"Eh? Xiaoyi? I haven't gone in yet!?"
"Xiaoyi??" He knocked on the door, but there was no movement inside.
"?? Xiaoyi?" Why did she get angry all of a sudden?
Ji Yanzhi was stunned, and just as she was thinking, Shen Lan walked past her, "Hey, Mr. Ji and his wife are really affectionate. Why do you have to help your wife guard the door at night?"
"...Well, that's right, my Xiaoyi is so cute, what should I do if she is kidnapped!" Ji Yanzhi stuck his neck and tried to find a place.
Shen Lan snorted, "Idiot." She sneered unabashedly.
"..." Ji Yanzhi pretended to stand at the door with his arms folded, looking at the passing staff, he didn't dare to speak, and could only smile at them.
As soon as he saw no one was there, he immediately turned around and knocked on the door, "Xiaoyi? Why are you so angry?"
No matter how dull Ji Yanzhi is, he can still see that Jian Yi is angry with her, but he is very obedient and obedient, how could he make Xiao Yi unhappy?
After thinking about it carefully and pondering for a while, it suddenly dawned on me.
"Oh, Xiaoyi, you let me in, and I'll explain it to you. You can let me in and kneel on the washboard, but there are always people walking around outside. Can you save me some face?" Ji Yanzhi Facing the crack of the door regardless of his image, he whispered.
"Hey, it seems that Mr. Ji has often kneeled on the washboard at home?" Shen Lan appeared from nowhere, and looked at Ji Yanzhi with a smile on her arms.
The latter blushed, "Why are you everywhere, go to sleep!"
"Where there is gossip, there is me~"
As soon as the words were finished, the door of the room opened, Ji Yanzhi glared at her bitterly, and immediately slipped in. Fortunately, not too many people saw him being rejected outside.
"Xiaoyi? You have a black belly? What's the matter? Are you jealous?" Ji Yanzhi walked to the bedside, seeing Jian Yi's puffy appearance, he really wanted to laugh, this guy would be jealous because someone chased him?Does it mean that she cares about me?
Usually she doesn't say anything, but it seems that she still has her own in her heart!
Thinking about it this way, Ji Yanzhi was very happy, and even wanted to go out to eat more, but the door would be turned away!
Xiaoyi finally cares about me!And it's so obvious! ! !
Seeing Jian Yi ignoring her, Ji Yanzhi raised his hand to rub the tip of Jian Yi's nose, and looked at her dotingly, "Wife~?"
Hearing her calling herself that, Jian Yi rolled her eyes and looked at her, "Don't worry, stop, mouth?"
"Well~~~ You are my wife, and I didn't yell." She even poked her head over and rubbed the tip of her nose against Jian Yi's, making her very intimate.
Jian Yi hid back with a look of disgust, she was going to be sick of her.
"Drink, drink, go wash, take a bath."
"Okay~" Ji Yanzhi was very obedient, and immediately ran to the bathroom to take a bath, and even hummed a little song in a good mood.
Jian Yi didn't like her embarrassing appearance very much, her big eyes rolled around, and she didn't know what the hell she was thinking.
When Ji Yanzhi came out of the shower, he saw that Xiao Yi had slipped into the bed and was leaning against the bedside to read a book.
Ji smiled and walked over, even wanting to get under the covers and be intimate with his little wife.
However, before going to bed, Jian Yi stopped her with a look.
"Didn't you just say that when you come in, you want to kneel down and rub the clothes on the washboard."
"??? What?" Ji Yanzhi was stunned, kneeling on the washboard?Are you serious! !
"No, Xiaoyi, look at me, I'm so obedient, so considerate, and love you so much, you have the heart to make me kneel on the washboard? How hard is that thing? It hurts!" Minato climbed onto the bed shamelessly.
In the next second, Jian Yi kicked her out.
"Eh..."
"Xiaoyi, let's discuss something, really don't kick my waist anymore, it hurts my waist, it's not good for both of us..." Ji Yanzhi rubbed his old waist while still sighing, why did Xiaoyi kick me every time? Is it possible to kick her old waist?Is there a tracking and positioning system installed on her feet?
Ji Yanzhi sat by the bed for a while, looking at Jian Yi with grievances.
Jian Yi glanced at her, feeling helpless, this guy came out in transparent pajamas just after taking a shower, and he didn't know where to throw his underwear, his seductive body was almost completely exposed to the air, This look really makes people... can't take their eyes off...
Seeing Jian Yi always sneaking glances at him, Ji Yanzhi also looked down, and suddenly put his hands on his chest, "Little pervert!" He looked like he had suffered a lot.
"Pfft." Jian Yi was provoked by her funny appearance and chuckled.
Seeing her smile, Ji Yanzhi knew that this guy was not really angry, so he bravely crawled into the bed, and even desperately rubbed against Jian Yi, sat beside her on the bedside, put his arms around her, He pulled her into his arms.
When holding Jian Yi, Ji Yanzhi was extremely satisfied.
"Are you really jealous today?" After confirming with her again, I really wanted to hear the word "jealous" from Jian Yi's mouth.
"No." Jian Yi shook her head decisively.
Ji Yanzhi looked at her with a smile, lowered his head, and kissed the corner of her eye, "Then why did you lock me out? Hmm?"
"Hmm~" Jian Yi murmured, and turned her head to the side, her eyes itchy from Ji Yanzhi.
"Don't worry, I don't have any Yingying Yanyan. Even if there are, it's their wishful thinking, and it has nothing to do with me. I only have you~" Ji Yanzhi said, holding Jian Yi's hand, Put it in your heart, with a look of affection.
Jian Yi couldn't help but pursed her lips and smiled, the hand on Ji Yanzhi's chest unconsciously bent back, pinching the soft lump of flesh.
Ji Yanyi was startled, looked down, and his eyelids twitched, "You little pervert!"
"Hmph, you, you let me touch it."
"Oh."
"Then you touch it a little longer?" Ji Yanzhi flirted with his little wife wantonly.
"No!" Jian Yi flatly refused, and even pushed her casually. She didn't want this push to touch a larger area, and even touched that pink spot.
Jian Yi was startled, and retracted her hand like an electric shock, her pretty face flushed instantly.
Ji Yanzhi was also stunned for a moment, but she was completely dumbfounded by Jian Yi's reaction, obviously she was the one who suffered, why Xiao Yi could be so shy... Really, pure and cute! ! !
Looking at the little wife who was so red in his arms, Ji Yanzhi felt a strange feeling in his heart, swallowed unconsciously, and lowered his head to kiss Jian Yi's pink cheek.
However, as soon as she leaned over to get closer to Jian Yi, Jian Yi dodged again, even broke free from her embrace, lay down with her back to her, and wrapped the quilt around her body, with her head tucked into the quilt. Resentment was completely left outside.
"Xiaoyi~" Ji Yanzhi called her softly against the quilt.
"go to bed!"
"hug?"
"No hug!"
"Then you give me some quilt?"
"No!"
"Hmm... what's the matter? This embarrassed look, did you think of something weird~?" Ji Yanzhi smiled maliciously.
Jian Yi was shy about this matter, but when she heard Ji Yanzhi say it so bluntly, she immediately became furious!
"Go away (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻!"
"Okay, okay~ I was wrong, I shouldn't have tempted you, huh?" Ji Yanzhi's tone was very ambiguous, but the next second...
"Hey don't don't don't don't kick don't kick!!"
……
The next morning, when Ji Yanzhi and Jian Yi packed up and went out, as soon as they opened the door, they saw Shen Lan standing at the door with an expression of watching the show.
She looked at Ji Yanzhi furiously, with her expression, there must be no good.
"What are you doing?"
"Hey, Boss Ji doesn't seem to be very energetic, why don't you take a break?" Shen Lan asked with a smile.
Ji Yanzhi blushed and rubbed his nose, last night...
Seeing her like this, Shen Lan leaned slightly, got closer to her, and pressed against her ear, "The two of you made a lot of noise last night."
"..." Ji Yanzhi choked, and looked back at Jian Yi, um, he was kicked out of bed crazily in the middle of the night, and couldn't even touch the side of the bed. Could it be a big noise.
"Eavesdropping or something is too unqualified, isn't it?"
"Heaven and earth conscience, I'm right next door to you two, I heard all kinds of strange movements, I said you're really amazing, you're so full of energy during most of the night?"
Shen Lan didn't deliberately control the volume of her words, not to mention Jian Yi, even the passing staff were stunned.
The eyes of several staff wandered away from Jian Yi and Ji Yanzhi for a while, then Qi Qi covered her mouth and ran away with a snigger.
Ji Yanzhi looked back at Jian Yi, very good, her little wife has completely become a chameleon.
"You..." Ji Yanzhi opened his mouth, and didn't know how to explain it to Shen Lan. After thinking about it, what could be explained? Isn't it normal for her and her lover to make some noise in the room? She wanted to Make some noise, does she have her!People who can't eat grapes and say grapes are sour!
Holding Jian Yi's hand, she walked out in a generous manner.
……
The two went up the mountain with ease, and went straight to the dressing room built with tents. As soon as they entered, Director Yan Hua just came out of it.
Yan Hua saw the two of them, "Hey, the model wife is here, hey, why does Mr. Ji look so tired, didn't he have a good rest? Hurry up, come and put on makeup for them."
As soon as she finished speaking, several nearby staff members covered their mouths and sniggered in unison.
It's over for Liao, I'm afraid this good news will spread throughout the crew of Liao.
Just as Ji Yanzhi was feeling emotional, he felt a cold light coming from behind, and the hairs on his back were blown up. It's over, I'm afraid tonight, I'm really going to kneel on the washboard...
But you said, if I really did something, I will be punished, it is "what I deserve", but I haven't done anything now! ! !Isn't this too wronged!
……
At ten o'clock in the morning, all the guests finished dressing up, and the shooting started on time.
The guests entered the log cabin in order. Ji Yanzhi and Jian Yi, as the specially invited couple guests, also took on the job of hosting this episode of the show.
Ji Yanzhi led Jian Yi to the stage first, and Jian Yi held Ji Yanzhi's arm, and the two of them entered the cabin slowly.
As soon as I walked into the wooden house, I smelled a fresh fragrance, which smelled like matcha, a faint fragrance.
"Wow~" Ji Yanzhi looked around and exclaimed.
The log cabin has a two-story design, and the wooden furniture in the room looks very simple, but it is very stylish.
However, in Jian Yi's view, this exclamation was completely unnecessary, it must have been forcibly added for the effect of the show.
Jian Yi was still a little nervous, but after all, she had seen the world and was very adaptable. She stood beside Ji Yanzhi with her head up and her chest up, and nodded as if cooperating.
"Welcome Sister Yan and Xiaoyi." Yan Hua chatted with the two off-camera to prevent the guests from not knowing what to say and making the atmosphere too awkward.
The surrounding staff also applauded and welcomed.
Ji Yanzhi and Jian Yi walked up to the camera and greeted the camera gracefully.
"Hi everyone, I'm Ji Yanzhi. This is the first time I've come from behind the scenes to the front of the stage. If there's anything I don't understand, I hope you can give me some pointers." Ji Yanzhi bowed slightly towards the camera with a very serious attitude. humility.
"Hi everyone, my name is Jian Yi." Jian Yi smiled lightly, she could see that she was still a little nervous, and tried her best to punctuate sentences correctly without appearing stuttering.
"Welcome to Sweet Crit, both of you. For the next week, you two will spend time here with two other couples. Well, the audience is really curious about you. This selection When they were guests, the voices of the two were also very high. As a gold medal agent, Sister Yan can have nearly [-] million fans, which is really amazing."
"As for Xiaoyi, she is usually very low-key and rarely or even almost never appears in the public eye, but it is really curious to be able to get together with Sister Yan."
Ji Yanzhi smiled when he heard this, and pulled Xiaoyi to sit on the sofa beside him.
"I don't know if sister Yan can tell you how the two of you got together?"
Ji Yanzhi nodded with a smile. Director Yan had asked her if he could raise this question when he was talking to her about the process. Ji Yanzhi had prepared in advance, so he is not nervous now.
"Anyone who knows me well knows that I am a workaholic. I rarely think about time-consuming, labor-intensive and troublesome things like relationships. I even thought that I might go on alone. When I met Xiaoyi Before, I had never been tempted by any girl, or had any thoughts. But until I met her, that feeling..."
Ji Yanzhi was silent for a while, then turned his head to look at Jian Yi who was listening carefully.
"Heartbeat." Ji Yanzhi finally found a suitable description.
"Yes, that's how it feels." He nodded to himself.
"Now that I think about it, maybe I have persisted for so many years just to wait for her to appear, a girl who can warm my hard exterior and heart." Ji Yanzhi did not hesitate to praise her.
Jian Yi was so embarrassed by what Ji Yanzhi said, she blushed pretty, lowered her head, and smiled slightly.
"Wow~ so romantic~"
"Then I want to ask Xiaoyi, what kind of feeling do you have towards Sister Yan?"
Jian Yi was silent for a while, then looked up at Ji Yanzhi, "At first, I felt that she was a very caring, big sister. She always wanted to protect me and take care of me. But occasionally, she would show her fragile side. , Seeing her is very hard. I also want to protect her, just like she guards me."
Ji Yanzhi had never heard Jian Yi say these words before, his heart was touched, he held his little wife's hand, and smiled at her.
"Wow, I hope you two can last forever~"
"Thank you."
While chatting, a new guest came in.
"Oh? Who's here?" Ji Yanzhi glanced back, hurriedly got up to meet him, and was very good at controlling the rhythm.
"Hello, sister Yan, hello, sister Xiaoyi." Xi Han walked in slowly, saw Ji Yanzhi and Jian Yi, hurried over to shake hands with them and greeted them, then turned to the camera, saying hello to everyone and the audience, the camera Feel very good.
And when Ji Yanzhi greeted her, he found that she was wearing a small tail...
Shen You was brainwashed by the boss for a whole night yesterday, and now her mind is full of how to treat Xi Han, no, when Xi Han came out, she was forced by Shen Lan to help Xi Han carry the skirt .
"Hey, you two, you won't come to the show as couple guests?" Ji Yanzhi laughed.
When Shen You heard this, the old man blushed, and let go of his hands, saying that this would not work, and the boss insisted on letting her do this, and the embarrassment would be thrown at grandma's house.
Xi Han smiled, straightened his bangs, didn't say anything, and seemed a little uncomfortable.
"Hi everyone, I'm Shen You, and I'm...Xi Han's CP." Shen You bit the bullet and finished the second half of the sentence, and sat next to Xi Han.
This appearance made everyone present feel that she seemed a little shy. Could it be that she is interested in Xi Han?
What a fun couple!
Then came the last pair, the Chatterbox combination, Yu Yao and Lu Zishan.
After the two came, the topic quickly opened up. They chatted for a while and got to know each other better.
These two people are relatively carefree in character, but they talk a lot, and the two of them will always fight for words. Putting them together with the combination of Xi Han and Shen You who have nothing to talk about, the contrast is very strong. I have to say that the selection of the program crew Time really worked hard.
Not long after, everyone finished chatting, and director Yan Hua pulled back the process in time.
"Since everyone is here, I will announce the task of this issue to everyone. It is actually very simple, just survive."
"???"
"what?"
Even Ji Yanzhi was stunned, what do you mean... survive?Can this still die?
"Everyone has also seen that we are in the deep mountains this time, and there is only this small wooden house. Apart from providing accommodation for everyone, there is no food, water, money, or any communication tools such as mobile phones. Under these conditions, live for seven days."
Now everyone can stop doing it, the environment is so bad, Renren has passed, and the food and water have to be done by themselves, isn't it too embarrassing?
Jian Yi almost didn't cry, it was obvious that when other people came, they would eat all kinds of Western food, seafood, Japanese food, etc., eating in a fancy way, creating all kinds of romantic scenes, why did she have to come to such a remote place, And be self-sufficient...
What good food can there be in this place?Do you want to eat rice porridge with white steamed buns?
He looked at Ji Yanzhi aggrievedly, is it okay to go on strike now?
Ji Yanzhi also couldn't laugh or cry, no wonder she refused to tell her the specific task no matter how much she asked the director before, she only said it was a secret, and said there was a surprise, well, no surprises, all left with surprises!It was said that the game is so big, it is estimated that there will be no guests willing to come.
Get involved!
Seeing the appearance of the guests as if facing a formidable enemy, everyone in the director team was still laughing.
Looking at it, Ji Yanzhi always felt that things would not be as they said, and this program group was not short of money, and the budget was not tight, so there was no need to bother these people so much, there must be other tricks.
"Okay, now that you're here, everyone stop complaining. We not only need to live, but also live a good life. We can't let these people see jokes, right?" Ji Yanzhi took out the previous encouragement. Jian Yi was also very frustrated at the enthusiasm of her employees, but seeing that she was so calm, she didn't worry anymore. Anyway, with her around, she definitely wouldn't let herself go hungry.
"Yes." Jian Yi also echoed.
This is called husband singing and wife following.
Hearing what Ji Yanzhi said, how dare other people have any opinions, the boss has no opinions, so he just obediently obeys.
After accepting it, everyone began to divide the rooms. The two pairs of cps consciously gave up the only room on the second floor to Ji Yanzhi and Jian Yi, and Ji Yanzhi stopped being polite to them. After all, she had just When I came here, I immediately fell in love with the balcony on the second floor. Sitting there with Xiao Yi and basking in the sun, it was very beautiful to think about it.
There are two rooms on the first floor, each of which is occupied by two pairs. In addition, there are kitchens, toilets, bathrooms, etc. The supporting facilities are relatively complete, which is acceptable, but there are no TVs, computers, mobile phones, etc. Playthings, I really want to worry to death.
After the room was allocated, the couples went back to their rooms to clean up the house. Ji Yanzhi and Jian Yi went upstairs, followed by a trail of little tails. Bring these people all over.
When everyone entered the room, Ji Yanzhi closed the door.
He looked at the three of them solemnly.
"Turn this off first." Ji Yanzhi pointed to the cameraman.
The latter looked dumbfounded and closed everything...
"Be obedient." Ji Yanzhi winked at the young lady.
Zhuang Zhuang said, I am not fascinated by your beauty.Paji turned off the machine, "Say it!"
"Since we have entered this house, we are a family. I have absolute trust in you, and I hope you will not hold grudges against me."
"Sister Yanzhi, what are you talking about..." A person like Zhuang Zhuang who has no position was bought by Ji Yanzhi in an instant, and he quickly shook his head and waved his hands to express that he had no other ideas.
"Sister Yan, what exactly are you trying to say?" Jiang Qi asked in a rather sensible manner.
Ji Yanzhi took a look at Jiang Qi. After all, he is a director, and his words must have a certain weight. He walked to Jiang Qi's side with a smile, and put his hand on her shoulder, "Little Jiang, the arrangement of the program team this time , I know you must know in advance, right?"
"Uh... Sister Yanzhi, don't be like this, Madam is watching..." Jiang Qi panicked when she looked at Ji Yanzhi's hand.
Ji Yanzhi smiled, "You are also very clear about the future arrangements of the program group, right? We are all doing better for the program, I know you don't really want to punish us to death, right, since it is for the good of the program, There are some so-called surprises, you'd better tell me in advance."
"What... what surprise?"
"For the next week, we still have to eat and live together, right? I promise, if I have a bite to eat, you will have a bite to eat. I will never treat you badly, but if we can't even eat, you still have to eat." Don’t blame me if you have work meals. I can do anything for my wife’s stomach.”
Ji Yanzhi was threatening and intimidating, and from time to time he was throwing winks and tricks, even Jiang Qi couldn't stand it, "Then I... can only remind you vaguely, I really can't say anything else. Too much."
"That's enough." Ji Yanzhi nodded in satisfaction, then turned his head and blinked at Xiaoyi, it's alright, it's fine if the baby wife is not hungry.
Jian Yi chuckled, really convinced her.
In the morning, the two cleaned up the room carefully, and changed into the sheets and bedding they brought. After all, this kind of personal use should not be too casual.
Jian Yi walked around the house, the good thing is that there is an independent bathroom on the second floor, so you don't have to share the bathroom downstairs with people you don't know well.
But what she didn't like very much was that there was also a camera installed in the corner of this room, which made her uncomfortable.
"What's the matter, Xiaoyi?" Seeing Jian Yi dangling in front of the camera, looking curiously studying the camera that has been shaking with her, Ji Yanzhi felt amused.
"I want to change, clothes." Jian Yi frowned and thought for a while, then decisively went to the backpack and took out a mask, put the mask on the camera directly, and let you take a picture!
After the two of them packed up and changed into casual clothes that were easy to move and went downstairs, the other two teams had already assembled in the living room. It was almost noon, and everyone's lunch hadn't been settled yet. Several people stared and waited. When Ji Yanzhi came to speak, after all, she was old, and she was considered a veteran in the circle, so she was regarded as the backbone.
Ji Yanzhi glanced at several people, "Which one of you can cook?"
After the question, there was an eerie silence.
"...None of them, wouldn't they?"
The four shook their heads neatly.
"Hey, girls nowadays, you won't be able to find a wife in the future." She sighed helplessly, showing the worry of an old mother.
Jian Yi pursed her lips and smiled, and poked her, as if you could cook.
"Well, let's go in groups of two. One team stays at home to clean up the kitchen, and the other two teams split up to find food."
Everyone knows that staying at home and tidying up the house is an easy job, but Ji Yanzhi continued to ask, "Which one of your two teams will stay?"
"Aren't you staying?"
"I have to go find meat, my family doesn't like meat." Ji Yanzhi glanced at Jian Yi with a smile.
"Then let's go with you." Xi Han took the initiative.
"Okay." Ji Yanzhi nodded, "Then you guys clean up the house at home." He said to Yu Yao and the others.
"it is good."
After the division of labor was completed, Ji Yanzhi led a bunch of little tails and went out.
Jiang Qi secretly gave her a little suggestion just now, suggesting that she go around the mountains, and Ji Yanzhi understood now that there must be something in the mountains.
"How about this, you two go down the mountain and borrow some rice noodles from the nearby villagers. I think this mountain is enough to have a staple food. It should be okay to pick some wild fruits and vegetables." Ji Yanzhichong Xi Han and the two were talking.
"Okay." The two immediately nodded to express ok.
After getting rid of these two little tails, Ji Yanzhi and Jian Yi strolled leisurely in the mountains.
"You, you are really, don't worry."
"No hurry, that, Zhuang Zhuang, you go ahead, wherever you go, we will go with you." Ji Yanzhi is very cunning.
Zhuang Zhuang said... how dare I go...
He had no choice but to be urged by Ji Yanzhi to lead the way. Sure enough, after walking not far, he saw a small stream. The water in the stream was very clear. Come on, the water source was there.
"Will there be fish here?" Ji Yanzhi squatted by the stream, scooped up a handful of stream water, looked at it in his palm, and took a sip. It was sweet and refreshing, and it was delicious.
Just as she was about to take another sip, she saw Jian Yi squatting upstream of her, washing her face from the corner of her eye...
Ji Yanzhi looked at the water in his hand, emmm, this can't be Xiaoyi's washing water...
Jian Yi also noticed that Ji Yanzhi was drinking the water downstream from her, so she smiled at her, "Okay, is it good?" she asked playfully.
"You have a dark belly." Ji Yanzhi smiled helplessly, scooped up water with his hands, and poured it beside Jian Yi.
The three staff members were nearby, silently watching the two suddenly start a water fight...
"Okay, okay, let's stop making trouble, the clothes are all wet." After a while, Ji Yanzhi surrendered and was almost drowned by Jian Yi. I always felt that if we played for a while, Xiao Yi would be able to get up and beat her up. kick into the water...
Ji Yanzhi got up and walked to Jian Yi's side, and wiped off the water stains on her face, "If you still want to play, let's go to the bathroom at night..."
Ji Yanzhi was halfway through his speech, when he saw the little milk cat in front of him suddenly showing his fangs, he subconsciously took a step to the side, dodging the fatal kick, "Don't, don't, I mean I'll let you take a shower at night Use your head as a weapon... If you don't wear clothes, you don't have to worry about... getting... wet..." The more Ji Yanzhi said, the more he felt that something was wrong, how could he mention the bathroom so well...
The three people next to him were all shocked. The camera recorded the whole process of Jian Yi's violence, and Ji Yanzhi was still smiling at the side. Damn, do big bosses usually flirt like this...
"Xiaoyi is good, she doesn't blow hair, she's just joking." She patted Cerebellar Axe's head.
"Hmph." Jian Yi snorted angrily, knowing that she was only serious for three seconds!
The two played here for a while, and then embarked on a journey of searching for food. Ji Yanzhi originally wanted to talk about catching a fish in the stream, but he waited there for a long time, but he didn't see a fish swimming by. Probably they were scared away by the two of them playing in the water just now.
Ji Yanzhi still asked the cameraman to lead the way. The lady cameraman said that she was under a lot of pressure, and she was afraid of being scolded by the director, and she was afraid that Ji Yanzhi would be disappointed if she didn't find the ingredients, so she was in a dilemma.
"Hey, then, what is that?" Jian Yi suddenly pointed to a tree not far away, under which there was an unknown animal flopping about.
"Huh?" Ji Yanzhi cast a glance, "Go and see." He hurriedly walked to the tree.
Walking closer, Ji Yanzhi smiled, and saw that the flopping thing was a big rooster, and it was very fat. Come on, this is probably a surprise prepared by the program group. You said that this program group keeps saying that it can be eaten and used. You have to rely on yourself, but throwing such a big fat chicken to you in this woods, wouldn't it be too deliberate?It's also kind of cute.
Ji Yanshang stepped forward, wanting to catch the chicken, but the chicken flopped twice, and she was a little too afraid, but with such a group of people watching, she couldn't tolerate her daring, so she bit the bullet and went He picked it up by pinching the neck of the chicken, and stretched his hand far away.
"This chicken... how do you eat it..." Ji Yanzhi was confused, how could she cook hard dishes, cooking a dumpling would be enough.
"Mushroom, mushroom mushroom, chicken stew, mushroom stew!" Foodie Yi gave her a good idea.
Hearing this, Ji Yanyi nodded, "Smart." He completely forgot that he couldn't do it at all.
Jian Yi bent down and searched carefully along the roots of the tree, and she really found it, clusters of wild hazel mushrooms.
After finding the mushrooms, Jian Yi was very happy, and now she can have a good meal!
Seeing her overjoyed appearance, Ji Yanzhi was also happy and sighed, he was so happy to be able to eat chicken stewed mushrooms, this snack is really easy to feed!
Glancing at the time, it had been an hour and a half since I came out before I knew it, "Let's go, it's time to go back, I wonder if Xi Han and the others have brought food."
The two returned the same way, they didn't know the way, but it didn't matter, the cameraman knew the way, and the cameraman was very rude, he had been bribed by Ji Yanzhi a long time ago, and he took a few people who were familiar with the road and went home.
Seeing the small wooden house from a distance, Ji Yanzhi let out a long sigh of relief. She pinched the chicken's neck in fear all the way, and she didn't dare to let go. She was so tired, but this chicken was strangled by her own fate. It seems that the throat is not working well anymore, it is not throbbing much...
"Sister Yanzhi is back, wow, you caught a chicken!?" Yu Yao squatted at the door and looked around, seeing someone, she immediately trotted over.
Hearing what she said, Ji Yanzhi was very proud. He raised his head and chest, walked up to him, and handed the chicken to Yu Yao. As soon as he let go, Yu Yao dodged subconsciously. The chicken fell to the ground and was about to run away with flapping wings. Walk.
"Grab it quickly!" Ji Yanzhi exclaimed, and just about to move, he saw his little wife leaning over from the corner of her eye, grabbing the chicken's feet neatly, lifting it upside down, and grabbed the chicken that was trying to escape. Tame and docile.
Ji Yanzhi's eyes were straightened, this is really... the power of a foodie...
"Wow, sister Xiaoyi is so good!" Yu Yao had the expression of a little girl, and she almost said in the voice of a little lolita, sister Xiaoyi rushing, come on, come on~~~
"Sister Yan, we just went to pick some wild fruits nearby. There is nothing in this mountain, at least there are chickens! You said that we can make some traps and catch some wild game, okay?" Yu Yao started chattering model.
"Okay, let's see if there is anything that can be used as a trap." Ji Yanzhi is not worried anyway, the program crew will stuff some game into their traps even if it is for effect.
"Okay, I'll do it after dinner, it's great that I do handwork."
Ji Yanzhi couldn't laugh or cry, is it okay to flatter himself like this?
"Oh, by the way, is there a clean container? We've found the water source. Let's get some water back."
"It's already been fought. After Xi Han and the others came back, they went to the mountains and found the water source."
"They're already back."
"Yes, I borrowed a lot of rice and noodles, which is enough to eat. This life is not as difficult as I imagined. I thought we would eat the last meal without the next meal. We were hungry to record the program. I was almost bluffed by the director. .”
"It can also make you hungry. If you really don't have anything to eat, you wait for the staff to grab a box lunch from her. In front of eating, you have to use any means, right Xiaoyi?" Turning to look at Xiaoyi Yi, the cutie is holding the chicken, as if watching a thief, for fear that this guy will break out of prison if he disagrees.
Yu Yao laughed, being amused by Ji Yanzhi.
Before they entered the house, Xi Han and Shen You followed closely behind.
"Hey, look at the two of them." Ji Yanzhi rushed at Yaonu, those two people were really inseparable, Shen You couldn't really be interested in Xi Han, could he?
Yu Yao glanced back, and the two walked back chatting, chatting and laughing, "These two are progressing fast enough."
"Quick?" Ji Yanzhi glanced at his little wife, in front of me, dare to say fast?
Everyone entered the house and sorted out the ingredients they found. In addition to chicken and mushrooms, Xi Han and the others also found a giant bird egg!
At least for today's lunch, you can eat a lot.
"Come on, cook!" Ji Yanzhi greeted, and everyone looked at her quietly without moving at all.
Ji Yanzhi smiled helplessly, why did he feel like a big patriarch with a bunch of children waiting to be fed behind him?
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