Splitting headache.
The next day, Zhang Kuang rubbed his temples and sat up from the bed.
My head hurts, what's going on?
She didn't react for a while, looking at the surrounding furniture and decoration, she just felt something was wrong.Zhang Kuang recalled it for a while, then suddenly remembered that he seemed to be drinking and chatting with Qin Zhi yesterday,
She vaguely remembered that she drank five or six bottles, or seven or eight bottles of wine, and then what happened?Can't remember at all.
Have you had a drink?
It shouldn't be, Zhang Kuang frowned.It's not that she has never drank alcohol, but she has never had a situation like yesterday, where she drank until she was dizzy and lost her memory.
Zhang Kuang glanced around, and didn't know who brought him to the hotel, maybe it was Song Muzhao, Lu Qian and the others?
No matter, beating people is important.
Qin Zhi——You wait for my old lady, I'll chop you right away!
Zhang Kuang sneered, kicked open the window violently, and rushed out with his big knife in his hand, regardless of the broken glass.
.
Qin Zhi is also in a semi-collapsed state now, she is sitting on the boss's chair, sorting out the fragments of her memories from yesterday.
Suddenly, there was a strong wind in the president's office, the documents on the seat were rolled up and rattled, and various objects rolled to the ground.
Qin Zhi: "Oh."
A big knife suddenly appeared in the air, aggressively, and slashed at Qin Zhi.
The blade brushed against the tip of her nose, and sank more than three feet into the sandalwood table with a "Zheng".
Holding the handle of the knife, Zhang Kuang slammed his black boots on the table, making a loud "bang".
Immediately afterwards, along the place where the knife cut, the tabletop cracked a terrible gap with a few clicks, and the entire desk was about to be broken into two pieces.
She smiled and said, "Don't worry, let you die with dignity."
Qin Zhi: "Can we talk properly?"
Zhang Kuang: "No."
Qin Zhi scratched his hair and sighed: "To tell the truth! I drank too much last night and lost my mind. I just sorted out my memory to find out what happened."
Zhang Kuang said: "What's the matter with the wine? I can get drunk?"
Qin Zhi: "It's not because of the alcohol—it's just the dream weaving ability of our Baihe clan. I can't control it when I'm drunk."
It turned out to be the case.
Zhang Kuang understood, she really didn't pay attention to this yesterday, and she didn't use her spiritual energy to protect her mind, maybe she accidentally got tricked.
Qin Zhi suddenly remembered something and asked, "Master, what is the name of the little girl who follows you?"
Zhang Kuang said: "Mu Zhao?"
Qin Zhi: "That's right, it's Song Muzhao. It seems that I accidentally kissed her while I was drunk, and then the little girl ran away crying..."
Zhang Kuang was shocked: "Beast!"
She pulled back her hand and held the big knife in her hand. Ling Lie's blade pointed at Qin Zhi and said, "Tell me, how do you want to die?"
Qin Zhi sneered and said, "Master, how can you be sure that you were drunk and didn't sleep your wife?"
Zhang Kuang just wanted to answer "impossible" contemptuously, but this possibility suddenly flashed in her mind, and she suddenly felt that she was not well.
"—you're done."
"Put the knife down and talk! I was only joking!"
.
"That's it. Madam brought you back to the hotel, and I brought that trash white crane home."
After listening to Song Muzhao's explanation, the leader was on the verge of collapse: It's over, and it was my wife who took me away.
On the other side, Xia Zhitao, who went downstairs to buy breakfast, looked at the broken glass and the big hole in the window: "..."
It seems to be awake, still alive and kicking.
She was still thinking about how to compensate the hotel when her cell phone rang.
[Song Muzhao]: Well, Sister Zhitao, did the boss do anything to you last night?
Xia Zhitao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and replied: "No."
——Just clinging to myself and refusing to let go.
Zhang Kuang stared at Song Muzhao's phone and heaved a sigh of relief when he saw the reply pop up.
Originally, she wanted to help Song Muzhao beat Qin Zhi to vent his anger, but she didn't expect that Song Muzhao hesitated for a while because he couldn't bear Qin Zhi, so Zhang Kuang had to give up.
.
Because of the drunkenness incident, the atmosphere between the two of them was really a bit awkward - not so much awkwardness, but rather because Zhang Kuang always felt that he was in the wrong, and he hadn't dared to look for his wife very much recently.
At this juncture, "Fish in the Pond" was released.
As a large-scale scheming series, "Fish in the Pool" has become popular thanks to the reputation of director Wang, the fame of actress Yue Liansheng, and the sophisticated publicity campaign.
All of a sudden, the Internet was full of people discussing "Fish in the Pond". The people or the plot in it changed and changed, and the trending Weibo was searched, one or two a day without repetition.
The hot topic of everyone's discussion is naturally the heroine, that is, the role of "Concubine Lian" played by Yue Liansheng.But to everyone's surprise, the second most discussed is "Ji Yuanli" played by Zhang Kuang.
This character is ruthless but also affectionate, and the final tragic ending adds a bit of distressing charm to her.
Those who questioned the arrogance in the makeup photo before were all slapped in the face and dared not speak out.
His looks are amazing, his acting skills are online, and even in the sideshow, Zhang Kuang doesn't even use a double, and he just flies over the wall, just like a martial arts master.
In view of the overwhelming popularity of TV dramas, Director Wang contacted all the actors and prepared to put on a variety show under the name of "Fish in the Pond" - "Who is the old drama bone".
This is a hilarious variety show that is said to be a competition of acting skills, but actually has various neurotic operations.In the form of live broadcast, the guests can act well to show off their acting skills, or act indiscriminately to make jokes, all by themselves.
"Today we are honored to invite all the actors of "Fish in the Pond,"" the host introduced the guests to the camera with a microphone:
"First of all, it's our veteran actress, Yue Liansheng!"
Yue Liansheng smiled slightly, and his gestures were generous: "I am very happy to be on this show. I will play the role of Concubine Lian in the play."
"Next is XXX..." The host introduced in order according to the number of scenes, and finally when it was his turn, Zhang Kuang, who was standing in the corner and almost fell asleep, "The last is our little sister assassin, the actor of Ji Yuanli—— Crazy."
Zhang Kuang said: "Huh? Oh, hello everyone."
Host: "...Miss Assassin is still cool and handsome as always! Now let's get started, are you ready?!"
The lights quickly focused, and the big screen behind him changed, extracting clips from countless film and television works and literary works, and then voted by the audience for guests to play.
"Well," the host looked at the screen, "It seems that our beginning of today is very exciting - the first clip is from "The Beautiful Wife Runs with the Ball", the president Bidong is so pitiful for the little white flower."
The screen is divided into two halves at the moment, one half shows the text fragments intercepted in the book, and the other half is the statistical barrage real-time voting.
"According to the barrage vote, our hero Shi Jiangyou is playing the role of the president, and the role of Xiao Baihua..."
The host suddenly choked, thinking that you little clever ghosts really know how to play: "Crazy."
Zhang Kuang: "?"
—Who voted?Come out and get beaten!
The barrage is already crazy at this moment, "hahaha" and "hee hee hee" are all over the screen, all of which are triumphant tricks.
What else, the live broadcast cannot be paused.The staff dragged up the scene props prepared in advance, and arranged the stage as the domineering president's villa.
The host and other guests withdrew temporarily, leaving only Shi Jiangyou and Zhang Kuang preparing to act on the stage.
.
"Very well, woman, you managed to get my attention!"
Zhang Kuang folded his arms and let out an "oh".
Shi Jiangyou snorted coldly, and slowly tugged at his collar: "You annoying little fairy, you want to run after lighting a fire?"
Zhang Kuang: "... woo woo woo woo, CEO, what do you want to do, I won't compromise."
She gritted her teeth and reluctance to read this line, with a look of deep hatred.It's not like a little white flower at all, it's more like a cannibal overlord flower.
Successfully got Zhang Kuang in, the bullet screen was so laughing at this unusually sculpted overlord plot that he lost his head from laughing, full of "Oh my god hahahaha where is my head", "I silently picked up my head and hugged it and continued to laugh" .
Shi Jiangyou: "Your father's debt will be repaid by your body!"
He approached Zhang Kuang step by step. According to the script, the next scene should be Bi Dong. Unexpectedly, before he could react, he was suddenly pushed.
General Shi: "??"
He staggered a few steps and was pushed against the wall.Zhang Kuang looked gloomy, kicked out his black boots violently, and kicked the European-style armchair in the background far away.
Shi Jiangyou: The heroine, spare her life.
Zhang Kuang found a stick from nowhere, and the stick rolled around in his slender fingers, creating a gust of wind, hitting Shi Jiangyou on the side of his face, making him feel as if his head was about to be chopped off.
Mad and expressionless,
"Do you dare to try to say another word for me?"
Shi Jiangyou looked at the stick and was stunned for two seconds.
He suddenly half-kneeled on the ground, and said with emotion: "Boss, this subordinate has finally found you!"
"Don't you remember? We are both members of the Snow Eagle team. The helicopter crashed when we were on a mission in 5302, and then we traveled to this era!"
Crazy: "..."
The barrage is already crazy: What kind of shocking reversal is this, the domineering president Xiao Baihua instantly becomes the boss of the special forces and the loyal dog boy, and it is actually a magical time-travel setting!
Barrage A: Surprised, what kind of plot is this?
Barrage B: Hahahahaha I am laughing all over the place
Barrage C: I shouldn't be watching "Who Is an Old Drama Bone" while eating
Bullet screen D: You look at the crazy expression, I think the young lady has collapsed hahahahaha
Anyway, this variety show is notoriously insane, so Shi Jiangyou simply abandoned the script and started acting blindly.
I saw him looking at Zhang Kuang with tears in his eyes, his voice was trembling: "Boss! You really don't remember me, we used to fight side by side, and went through life and death many times—"
Zhang Kuang said with difficulty: "Remember."
She threw the stick, and half knelt down.
She looked serious, and said word by word: "That...helicopter back then, right? I actually blew up that helicopter."
Shi Jiangyou: "???"
Shi Jiang was shocked: "Boss, you?!"
Zhang Kuang continued: "Actually, it was a coincidence that I joined the team. In fact, I worshiped under the Taishan Martial Arts Master and practiced immortality since I was a child. I only hope that one day I can ascend to join the immortal family."
She looked at Shi Jiangyou with an apologetic expression on her face: "But when we were on a mission back then, I didn't control my spiritual power—"
"One runaway, the helicopter will blow up."
The next day, Zhang Kuang rubbed his temples and sat up from the bed.
My head hurts, what's going on?
She didn't react for a while, looking at the surrounding furniture and decoration, she just felt something was wrong.Zhang Kuang recalled it for a while, then suddenly remembered that he seemed to be drinking and chatting with Qin Zhi yesterday,
She vaguely remembered that she drank five or six bottles, or seven or eight bottles of wine, and then what happened?Can't remember at all.
Have you had a drink?
It shouldn't be, Zhang Kuang frowned.It's not that she has never drank alcohol, but she has never had a situation like yesterday, where she drank until she was dizzy and lost her memory.
Zhang Kuang glanced around, and didn't know who brought him to the hotel, maybe it was Song Muzhao, Lu Qian and the others?
No matter, beating people is important.
Qin Zhi——You wait for my old lady, I'll chop you right away!
Zhang Kuang sneered, kicked open the window violently, and rushed out with his big knife in his hand, regardless of the broken glass.
.
Qin Zhi is also in a semi-collapsed state now, she is sitting on the boss's chair, sorting out the fragments of her memories from yesterday.
Suddenly, there was a strong wind in the president's office, the documents on the seat were rolled up and rattled, and various objects rolled to the ground.
Qin Zhi: "Oh."
A big knife suddenly appeared in the air, aggressively, and slashed at Qin Zhi.
The blade brushed against the tip of her nose, and sank more than three feet into the sandalwood table with a "Zheng".
Holding the handle of the knife, Zhang Kuang slammed his black boots on the table, making a loud "bang".
Immediately afterwards, along the place where the knife cut, the tabletop cracked a terrible gap with a few clicks, and the entire desk was about to be broken into two pieces.
She smiled and said, "Don't worry, let you die with dignity."
Qin Zhi: "Can we talk properly?"
Zhang Kuang: "No."
Qin Zhi scratched his hair and sighed: "To tell the truth! I drank too much last night and lost my mind. I just sorted out my memory to find out what happened."
Zhang Kuang said: "What's the matter with the wine? I can get drunk?"
Qin Zhi: "It's not because of the alcohol—it's just the dream weaving ability of our Baihe clan. I can't control it when I'm drunk."
It turned out to be the case.
Zhang Kuang understood, she really didn't pay attention to this yesterday, and she didn't use her spiritual energy to protect her mind, maybe she accidentally got tricked.
Qin Zhi suddenly remembered something and asked, "Master, what is the name of the little girl who follows you?"
Zhang Kuang said: "Mu Zhao?"
Qin Zhi: "That's right, it's Song Muzhao. It seems that I accidentally kissed her while I was drunk, and then the little girl ran away crying..."
Zhang Kuang was shocked: "Beast!"
She pulled back her hand and held the big knife in her hand. Ling Lie's blade pointed at Qin Zhi and said, "Tell me, how do you want to die?"
Qin Zhi sneered and said, "Master, how can you be sure that you were drunk and didn't sleep your wife?"
Zhang Kuang just wanted to answer "impossible" contemptuously, but this possibility suddenly flashed in her mind, and she suddenly felt that she was not well.
"—you're done."
"Put the knife down and talk! I was only joking!"
.
"That's it. Madam brought you back to the hotel, and I brought that trash white crane home."
After listening to Song Muzhao's explanation, the leader was on the verge of collapse: It's over, and it was my wife who took me away.
On the other side, Xia Zhitao, who went downstairs to buy breakfast, looked at the broken glass and the big hole in the window: "..."
It seems to be awake, still alive and kicking.
She was still thinking about how to compensate the hotel when her cell phone rang.
[Song Muzhao]: Well, Sister Zhitao, did the boss do anything to you last night?
Xia Zhitao didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and replied: "No."
——Just clinging to myself and refusing to let go.
Zhang Kuang stared at Song Muzhao's phone and heaved a sigh of relief when he saw the reply pop up.
Originally, she wanted to help Song Muzhao beat Qin Zhi to vent his anger, but she didn't expect that Song Muzhao hesitated for a while because he couldn't bear Qin Zhi, so Zhang Kuang had to give up.
.
Because of the drunkenness incident, the atmosphere between the two of them was really a bit awkward - not so much awkwardness, but rather because Zhang Kuang always felt that he was in the wrong, and he hadn't dared to look for his wife very much recently.
At this juncture, "Fish in the Pond" was released.
As a large-scale scheming series, "Fish in the Pool" has become popular thanks to the reputation of director Wang, the fame of actress Yue Liansheng, and the sophisticated publicity campaign.
All of a sudden, the Internet was full of people discussing "Fish in the Pond". The people or the plot in it changed and changed, and the trending Weibo was searched, one or two a day without repetition.
The hot topic of everyone's discussion is naturally the heroine, that is, the role of "Concubine Lian" played by Yue Liansheng.But to everyone's surprise, the second most discussed is "Ji Yuanli" played by Zhang Kuang.
This character is ruthless but also affectionate, and the final tragic ending adds a bit of distressing charm to her.
Those who questioned the arrogance in the makeup photo before were all slapped in the face and dared not speak out.
His looks are amazing, his acting skills are online, and even in the sideshow, Zhang Kuang doesn't even use a double, and he just flies over the wall, just like a martial arts master.
In view of the overwhelming popularity of TV dramas, Director Wang contacted all the actors and prepared to put on a variety show under the name of "Fish in the Pond" - "Who is the old drama bone".
This is a hilarious variety show that is said to be a competition of acting skills, but actually has various neurotic operations.In the form of live broadcast, the guests can act well to show off their acting skills, or act indiscriminately to make jokes, all by themselves.
"Today we are honored to invite all the actors of "Fish in the Pond,"" the host introduced the guests to the camera with a microphone:
"First of all, it's our veteran actress, Yue Liansheng!"
Yue Liansheng smiled slightly, and his gestures were generous: "I am very happy to be on this show. I will play the role of Concubine Lian in the play."
"Next is XXX..." The host introduced in order according to the number of scenes, and finally when it was his turn, Zhang Kuang, who was standing in the corner and almost fell asleep, "The last is our little sister assassin, the actor of Ji Yuanli—— Crazy."
Zhang Kuang said: "Huh? Oh, hello everyone."
Host: "...Miss Assassin is still cool and handsome as always! Now let's get started, are you ready?!"
The lights quickly focused, and the big screen behind him changed, extracting clips from countless film and television works and literary works, and then voted by the audience for guests to play.
"Well," the host looked at the screen, "It seems that our beginning of today is very exciting - the first clip is from "The Beautiful Wife Runs with the Ball", the president Bidong is so pitiful for the little white flower."
The screen is divided into two halves at the moment, one half shows the text fragments intercepted in the book, and the other half is the statistical barrage real-time voting.
"According to the barrage vote, our hero Shi Jiangyou is playing the role of the president, and the role of Xiao Baihua..."
The host suddenly choked, thinking that you little clever ghosts really know how to play: "Crazy."
Zhang Kuang: "?"
—Who voted?Come out and get beaten!
The barrage is already crazy at this moment, "hahaha" and "hee hee hee" are all over the screen, all of which are triumphant tricks.
What else, the live broadcast cannot be paused.The staff dragged up the scene props prepared in advance, and arranged the stage as the domineering president's villa.
The host and other guests withdrew temporarily, leaving only Shi Jiangyou and Zhang Kuang preparing to act on the stage.
.
"Very well, woman, you managed to get my attention!"
Zhang Kuang folded his arms and let out an "oh".
Shi Jiangyou snorted coldly, and slowly tugged at his collar: "You annoying little fairy, you want to run after lighting a fire?"
Zhang Kuang: "... woo woo woo woo, CEO, what do you want to do, I won't compromise."
She gritted her teeth and reluctance to read this line, with a look of deep hatred.It's not like a little white flower at all, it's more like a cannibal overlord flower.
Successfully got Zhang Kuang in, the bullet screen was so laughing at this unusually sculpted overlord plot that he lost his head from laughing, full of "Oh my god hahahaha where is my head", "I silently picked up my head and hugged it and continued to laugh" .
Shi Jiangyou: "Your father's debt will be repaid by your body!"
He approached Zhang Kuang step by step. According to the script, the next scene should be Bi Dong. Unexpectedly, before he could react, he was suddenly pushed.
General Shi: "??"
He staggered a few steps and was pushed against the wall.Zhang Kuang looked gloomy, kicked out his black boots violently, and kicked the European-style armchair in the background far away.
Shi Jiangyou: The heroine, spare her life.
Zhang Kuang found a stick from nowhere, and the stick rolled around in his slender fingers, creating a gust of wind, hitting Shi Jiangyou on the side of his face, making him feel as if his head was about to be chopped off.
Mad and expressionless,
"Do you dare to try to say another word for me?"
Shi Jiangyou looked at the stick and was stunned for two seconds.
He suddenly half-kneeled on the ground, and said with emotion: "Boss, this subordinate has finally found you!"
"Don't you remember? We are both members of the Snow Eagle team. The helicopter crashed when we were on a mission in 5302, and then we traveled to this era!"
Crazy: "..."
The barrage is already crazy: What kind of shocking reversal is this, the domineering president Xiao Baihua instantly becomes the boss of the special forces and the loyal dog boy, and it is actually a magical time-travel setting!
Barrage A: Surprised, what kind of plot is this?
Barrage B: Hahahahaha I am laughing all over the place
Barrage C: I shouldn't be watching "Who Is an Old Drama Bone" while eating
Bullet screen D: You look at the crazy expression, I think the young lady has collapsed hahahahaha
Anyway, this variety show is notoriously insane, so Shi Jiangyou simply abandoned the script and started acting blindly.
I saw him looking at Zhang Kuang with tears in his eyes, his voice was trembling: "Boss! You really don't remember me, we used to fight side by side, and went through life and death many times—"
Zhang Kuang said with difficulty: "Remember."
She threw the stick, and half knelt down.
She looked serious, and said word by word: "That...helicopter back then, right? I actually blew up that helicopter."
Shi Jiangyou: "???"
Shi Jiang was shocked: "Boss, you?!"
Zhang Kuang continued: "Actually, it was a coincidence that I joined the team. In fact, I worshiped under the Taishan Martial Arts Master and practiced immortality since I was a child. I only hope that one day I can ascend to join the immortal family."
She looked at Shi Jiangyou with an apologetic expression on her face: "But when we were on a mission back then, I didn't control my spiritual power—"
"One runaway, the helicopter will blow up."
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