my land god boyfriend

By the time Xia Youning and Tan Yuhe returned home, it was already past six o'clock.

"Let's make it easier to cook today." They can solve dinner with the noon dishes.

"Are you going to City S tomorrow night?"

"That's right, it's 29 today, and the day after tomorrow is the National Day, so I might have to work later tomorrow." Tomorrow is the 30th, and I've been working overtime for almost two months, and I'm finally getting some results. I'm going to finish it tomorrow, "What time is the plane? ?”

"The plane at 11 o'clock in the evening." Knowing that Xia Youning was busy with work, Tan Yuhe specially asked the administrator for a later plane, and the ticket was sent to Tan Yuhe two weeks ago.

"Okay, let's pack our bags tonight. I'll get back from get off work at about 9 o'clock, and then I'll drive to the airport."

"OK, all right."

In the blink of an eye, it was the afternoon of the 30th. After finishing dinner, Tan Yuhe packed up and sat on the sofa to watch his mobile phone. Recently, he was addicted to the game of matchmaker on his mobile phone, and lost interest after playing for a while.

Although I asked netizens for a National Day holiday during the live broadcast this morning, although it is not completely closed, there is no way to live broadcast at normal time, so I can only make up for it later.

Nothing to do now, let's go to the live broadcast room and watch, pass the time and wait for Xia Youning to come back.

Tan Yuhe was on the live broadcast, and some people squatting in the live broadcast room were suddenly surprised.

[? ? ? ?who is it? ? 】

[Didn't little brother ask for leave? 】

[Is it a welfare? 】

【What time is the flight?Is it too boring? 】

【Is little brother still drawing? 】

"Stop drawing, I'm waiting for the time, what do you say, what can I do?" Tan Yuhe poured a cup of tea, watching the bullet screen vigorously brushing.

[Take off the hat and talk! 】

【right!Hats off! 】

"Okay..." Tan Yuhe took off his hat, "I'm going out later, I'm used to wearing a hat."

"Okay, what do you want to do?"

"Sing? I can't."

"Truth or dare? Me neither."

"Playing games? I just learned how to play matchmaker recently."

【Angry!Think about it for yourself, little brother! 】

【Shock!The little brother who can draw in the voice of the immortal can only play matchmaker? 】

"I can blowjob."

[? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? 】

【? 】

[Which blowjob? 】

[Is it so dirty? 】

[It turns out that the little anchor named Funny Mao Tan is actually blowing ♂ Xiao Xiao live! ! 】

[Seeing the puzzled look on the little brother's face, he must not know that the barrage is driving! 】

Tan Yuhe tilted his head, unable to understand what the barrage was saying.

"Playing the flute maybe."

[Hahahaha, okay, little brother Tianxian is really... so cute! ! 】

[A look of thirst for knowledge! 】

[Well, I always feel a sense of guilt, as if I have misled my little brother! 】

[Then blow it! 】

【blow! ♂! ! 】

"But there's no flute or flute here..."

"How about you recommend a simpler game? It's suitable for people like me who haven't played games before."

[Fighting Landlords! 】

【Xiaxiaole】

[Mahjong! 】

[You draw and I guess! 】

[You draw and I guess! ! !Ok, Ok! 】

"You draw me to guess?" Tan Yuhe played the game according to the instructions of the netizen.

Tan Yuhe entered the room, there were six people in total, Tan Yuhe was the second.

"Is this game going to draw something?"

[I will draw something for you! 】

[Don't write the words directly! 】

[Some players just write directly, which is boring...]

Tan Yuhe looked at what the first player drew slowly, there were two lines on a "Y".

【knew…】

[Guess quickly, little brother! ! ! 】

[RMB! 】

However, Tan Yuhe buried his head in typing, "Fork".

【? ? ? 】

[God tm fork]

[No, little brother, look at me, RMB! 】

"Huh? No?" The other players immediately typed the answer. Tan Yuhe knew it was currency after looking at the prompt, but he had never seen this symbol before, so he could only follow the barrage and type the answer.

[Is my little brother not good at typing? 】

【Slowly pressing one by one is too serious...】

[Usually when watching the live broadcast, there will be the sound of the keyboard brother crackling and fast typing, now watching the little brother... poof]

"Ah, it's my turn." Tan Yuhe looked at what he was about to draw.

An idiom "to add insult to injury".

Tan Yuhe held the mouse and slowly passed a column.

"stick"

"Looking at the Leopard in a Tube"

I drew a canopy on the top of the cylinder, and then drew details to express the bricks on the cylinder, but after all, it is the first time to draw with the mouse, so I can't see what I want to express, not to mention crooked.

【To be honest, if I didn't watch the live broadcast, I wouldn't know what my little brother drew...】

[Idioms are inherently difficult to draw! 】

Tan Yuhe drew another circle inside the cylinder to represent the stone.

Then life and death were not guessed...

Tan Yuhe was very depressed, not because he couldn't draw, but because he couldn't draw well.

"Well, I didn't draw well."

[Games, just have fun! 】

[But it's really a soul painter! 】

【Ha ha ha ha!The little brother who is good at ink painting! ! 】

The next person's is three words.

A person appeared on the screen, obviously a man.

But below is the prominent part of the hidden place, and a scissors pointing at the prominent place, this is something to guess.

【Um?I guess it can be so dirty when you draw it? 】

【Is that what I thought? 】

【It stands out...is that place...】

【＊＊】

【Blocked, unable to play】

[Hint is three words! ! 】

"abdomen".

Tan Yuhe's answer was wrong. "What is it if it's not a belly? What do you say about this protruding belly?"

[Hmm?Is it the stomach? 】

[Emmmmmm, did little brother really not want to be crooked? 】

【Okay, we're dirty again...】

[Beer belly! ! ! ! 】

[That's a beer belly! 】

【quick! 】

Tan Yuhe's beer belly was slowly coming out, and he was the first one to guess it.

【Um?The little brother guessed it first? 】

【Other players are quite dirty...】

"Did you think of going somewhere else..."

"I know what you guys are thinking." Tan Yuhe said calmly, "But if he did, his drawing would be unscientific."

[Hmm, unscientific! 】

[Yes, yes, my little brother is science! 】

【That's why he painted too big...】

[Hey, stop driving! 】

[Little brother's room is a pure land, you filthy demon kings! ! 】

[What about the housing management? 】

I guess Tan Yuhe is also tired after playing your painting for two hours.

"It's 08:30, stop playing."

[Ok, ok! 】

【Is little brother going to S city? 】

[I'm in City S! ! 】

[I've already bought a ticket!Be nice and wait for the grand ceremony to begin! 】

[Little brother, be careful when you go alone]

"okay."

"You should also pay attention to safety."

"National Day should also be fun."

While talking, Tan Yuhe's cell phone rang, and it was Xia Youning.

"Hello, Yau."

"I'm off work now, and I'm on my way back, are you ready?"

"Well, ready."

"Okay, I'll be right there."

After hanging up the phone, there was a wonderful atmosphere on the barrage.

[It must be the keyboard brother's call. 】

【The little brother’s voice was so gentle just now...】

[Will the keyboard brother take you there? 】

[God, these two people! 】

【Indicating seeing through everything...】

【But the attitude of my little brother is very calm...】

Ten minutes later, the door of the study was opened, and Xia Youning saw Tan Yuhe live.

"Huh? Why is it live?" Xia Youning walked over, and the camera showed a man in a suit below the collarbone. "It's packed?" Xia Youning rubbed Tan Yuhe's head.

[Wow wow wow! ! 】

[Is the keyboard boy in such a good figure? 】

【Depend on!It is completely irresistible for a man with a good figure to wear a suit! ! 】

[There is a big drama in my mind, and I want to write it out. 】

[Upstairs, go, we fairy girls support you! ! 】

[Let me go!I also want to rub my little brother's head! 】

[The anchor sells corruption and reported it. 】

"Hmm..." Tan Yuhe turned off the computer after saying goodbye to the netizens in the live broadcast room.

As soon as I pressed the off button, I was picked up and placed on my lap.

"It's been a long time since I kissed you. Finally, I can take a short break after I'm done with work." Xia Youning found Tan Yuhe's lips and kissed him deeply.

God knows how long Xia Youning worked overtime to make room for this completely relaxing vacation. Because of Xia Youning's overtime work, the team also worked overtime, so during the two months of wailing overtime, they all had a complete National Day holiday.

Team: no overtime!Never work overtime!It smells so good!There is a long vacation.

The two separate.

"Go take a shower and change clothes... I left you a bowl of porridge, we'll leave after eating." Tan Yuhe kissed Xia Youning again, stood up and left the study.

Every time Xia Youning kissed him for a long time, he would react, and Tan Yuhe was not fully prepared, so he had to let Xia Youning solve it with his right hand.

A few times when Tan Yuhe bumped into Xia Youning who was venting, Xia Youning, who was so envious, grabbed him without saying a word and borrowed his hands.

After Xia Youning finished his porridge, the two of them drove to the airport with their luggage.

There are fewer cars at night, and the airport is far away in the outskirts of the city, and it takes only an hour to drive there.

Xia Youning parked the car in the long-term parking space, and walked to the airport with Tan Yuhe and two suitcases in the other.

Even though it was night, the airport was very lively, and there were a lot of passengers who went out and came back.

Tan Yuhe and Xia Youning passed the security check and waited quietly in the departure hall.

People who wear hats and sunglasses at night usually get attention. After Tan Yuhe noticed the prying eyes around him, he took off his sunglasses and lowered the brim of his hat to stand next to Xia Youning.

I didn't portray the little land god as a mentally retarded character, he is very smart, but he lacks common sense

scold me

I thought I had class this morning, so I got up early,

As soon as the result arrives in the classroom

Why is it another class?

Did not wake up confused

It turns out that the class hasn't started yet

hate

Immediately go back to bed and sleep back to the cage