my land god boyfriend
Chapter 14 Chapter 14
Chapter 14
Xiao Zhang, who was the first to challenge, filled their glasses with beer, "Brother Xia, I wish you success in your work this year."
"Thank you." Xia Youning crossed her legs and smiled.
"Ayou thinks I'll drink all the ones that pass the test." After speaking, he drank a glass, and Xiao Zhang also drank it in one gulp.
Qin Jie came up next, "You Ning, I wish you a happy day."
"Thank you, senpai."
Tan Yuhe drank it in one gulp.
After several rounds like this, it was Xiao Zhang's turn again, and he seemed to have started to faint.
"I, I wish Brother Xia, a smooth job!!"
"No, I've said this before." Xia Youning remembered that this was said before.
"Have you already said that? Well then, I wish you good luck like the East China Sea, and a long life like Nanshan!"
"That's fine, Xiao Zhang, let's drink." Seeing that Tan Yuhe had finished his drink, his face remained unchanged, just like the one who just arrived, he was really not drunk at all.
"No, no, no, I give in, the kid is too good!" Xiao Zhang couldn't drink anymore, and ran to the toilet.
Before he knew it, Xia Youning's table was already surrounded by other employees, and everyone seemed eager to try it.
"Do you also want to toast to Ayou?" Seeing someone nodding, ready to move, "Then come."
Someone came over with a wine glass, this time it was replaced by Erguotou, someone changed Tan Yuhe's white wine glass and filled it up for him.
"I'm from the Operations Department, I wish Mr. Xia all the best!" After finishing speaking, he sighed.
Tan Yuhe also took a deep breath, this Erguotou is not delicious, it is not comparable to Chen Nian's helplessness, this Erguotou is high in strength.
Another person came out, "May Mr. Xia have today every year, and today every year."
There were several rounds of comparisons, wave after wave of people drinking and partying, and some congratulatory speeches had been repeated several times, and everyone at the scene looked at Tan Yuhe with admiration and admiration.
"You Ning, you little friend is really amazing. Your small village is really a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger. After you, there is another little friend Tan." Qin Jie was also frightened by Tan Yuhe's drinking capacity.
"Is there anyone else who wants to toast? If not, I want to go to the bathroom. I'm not drunk, I just need to go to the bathroom." Tan Yuhe didn't want people to misunderstand that he went to the bathroom to induce vomiting, but even if he went to the bathroom to sober up now Someone will say something, because he drunk a group of big men and girls to the party.
"Yuhe, go to the bathroom?"
"Ayou, I'm in a hurry."
Xia Youning hurriedly pulled him towards the toilet, "Why are you holding back until now, are you stupid?"
"Don't talk, go quickly."
After the two of them left, apart from a group of people who were unconscious, there was also a group of gossip-loving people who were awake.
"It's still wrong, Mr. Xia's attitude towards children is a bit suspicious."
"That's right! Anyway, it's not like getting along with elders and juniors."
"If there is something tricky, there is definitely something tricky."
"He wears his hat all the time, is he afraid that others will see him?"
"Probably not, this hat doesn't block much, we all saw it."
"But this kid is too fierce."
"This amount of alcohol, absolutely, I'm sure, he's not dizzy at all now."
"He is also so cute, and he explained to us in a serious manner before going to the toilet."
It wasn't until the two of them came back from the toilet that they heard that there was a second show planned, but it was dismissed by Tan Yuhe.Xia Youning was also preparing to go back, and after telling the others to send the drunk people home, she took Tan Yuhe back.
"Yuhe really scared me tonight, drinking so much."
"I'm a little dizzy now, but it's okay, I can tell the difference between south, east and north."
"Just drinking so much wine, your stomach doesn't look so full."
"Anyway, I won by drinking."
"Thanks to you tonight, I received so many toasts, hahaha, really happy."
"I had a great time too, and I hope the party at the weekend can be as much fun."
"Yes, on weekends are all classmates I know well."
Jiu Jin came up slowly, Tan Yuhe fell asleep before he got home.Xia Youning could only hold his butt with one hand and his back with the other and hug him like a child.
When I got home, I put him on the bed, changed into pajamas, wiped my face, went to the kitchen to soak in honey water for a night, and slowly fed him to Tan Yuhe, then looked at his peaceful sleeping face, couldn't help but kissed his forehead , the tip of his nose, his lips.After recovering from the kiss, the old man blushed and ran into the bathroom, only to come out after a long time.
When the alarm rang the next day, Xia Youning didn't cut it off immediately, because she found that her arms were full, and Tan Yuhe was lying in his arms!Not caring about the abnormality in his lower body when he got up in the morning, he hugged Tan Yuhe vigorously.
"Ayou, noisy."
Xia Youning turned off the alarm clock, and the person in his arms stretched, "You're going to work again..."
"Yuhe, where do you think you are now?"
"Of course it's on the bed, otherwise where else would it be."
"You didn't go back into the box last night."
"Huh? I didn't go back into the box? What's going on?"
"You feel that your body is different from before."
"Hmm..." Tan Yuhe closed his eyes, checked his body, and found that his spiritual power was much more abundant. "Ayou, I feel that I have regained some spiritual power. I can feel that the range of my activities has increased. I can still..." Xia Youning saw the person in his arms change into a strange look before he finished speaking. A female voice came from his arms, "Ayou."
"!!!" He was so frightened that he quickly let go of his hands and jumped up from the bed, his whole body was frightened.
"Hahaha, Ayou, it's me." Tan Yuhe's original voice came from the mouth of a strange woman.
"Hurry up and change it for me! Come back! Come!!!" Xia Youning wanted to strangle the person on the bed to death immediately, pressed down his restless hand, turned and went out the door.
"Ayou, Ayou?" Xia Youning didn't respond to him, closed the door and went into the bathroom, he quickly changed back and followed the bathroom, "Ayou, what's wrong with you?"
"Next time, don't look like you're in my arms, it's too scary." Xia Youning washed his face, "I always feel like I'm hugging someone else."
"Understood, I just wanted to tease you just now."
"Okay, let's not take this as an example." Xia Youning actually lost his temper when he saw Tan Yuhe coming in with him, and felt flattered.He was only wearing a pair of underwear, standing barefoot in the bathroom, waiting for Tan Yuhe to go out.
"Okay, I'll make breakfast. You were supposed to teach me how to make fried eggs last night, but you didn't make it. What are you going to eat this morning?"
"I'll teach you later, you go out first." I was so frightened that I forgot the business. I talked about what happened to Yuhe's spiritual power recovery. Only with faith can there be spiritual power. This is for sure. Do you believe in Yuhe? more people?Where did they come from?Yu He wakes up and sees someone for the first time in just a few days, could it be the drinking party last night?Xia Youning had a definite idea in his mind.
Xia Youning taught Tan Yuhe how to use a series of kitchen utensils such as gas stoves and microwave ovens, and then cooked dumplings. During the meal, Xia Youning told Tan Yuhe what he thought.
"If this is really the case, then I can recover more spiritual power just by making more people surrender to my drinking capacity?"
"Yuhe, it's not necessarily because of drinking. Your spiritual power recovery is because you drank a group of people last night, making them think you are very powerful. They have a feeling of admiration for you in it. It's not necessarily because of your request. You do one thing and fulfill one wish, so I have admiration for you."
"Then I can't do anything except drink."
"Don't worry, I'll think of another way."
"Well, it turns out that I can become even more powerful if I become a human being and let you admire me."
"Don't, if you became a human in the village before, the people in the village would suspect you instead. You are a white and clean boy, no one knows you in the village, and the villagers don't treat you as a suspicious person. How can they respect you?" You, and how can there be a leader of an MLM organization like you, I don't believe it when I say it."
"OK then."
"Has your spiritual power recovered a lot?"
"I thought it was quite a lot, but I just made you angry. After changing, I don't have much spiritual power, but it's true that the scope of action has increased."
"Okay, I'm leaving first, I'm going to be late later, wait for me at home obediently, huh?"
Xia Youning, who came to the company, did not express any thoughts or opinions on what happened last night, and the employees in the office just immersed themselves in their work, losing their usual liveliness for a while.Last night, the embarrassing incident of a group of people being drunk by a child who seemed to have just grown up, if you can't mention it, don't mention it again. People who are usually confident in their drinking capacity are also wilted.Excuse me, I can't drink enough.
Xia Youning was very pleased with their serious and hard-working attitude, and thought about bringing Tan Yuhe with him in the future, to see who would dare to come over to persuade them to drink.Everyone's work efficiency is quite high today, Xia Youning is very relieved that he doesn't have to work overtime at night.
When it was time to leave work, Xia Youning consciously packed up the documents and left work on time, ignoring the whispers of other employees.
Xia Youning opened the door of the house, and the smell of food came out. Tan Yuhe was wearing an apron, and just came out with a bowl of soup, "You're back? It's time to eat. I've learned how to turn on gas and cook some home-cooked dishes. What are you doing, come in and wash your hands and eat."
Xia Youning felt his heart soften a lot, "What did you cook?"
"Three dishes and one soup, fried shredded potatoes, sweet and sour pork, ground delicacies, and tomato egg drop soup!"
"Then I'll give it a try!"
Then it was time for a happy meal, and then the two changed their clothes and strolled around the community.
"Yuhe, I've been thinking about it for a day, and I've thought of several ways to restore your spiritual power."
"what?"
"First, I work in games, so I have a good understanding of a way to attract people's attention and easily gain attention, which is to do live broadcasts."
"Live broadcast? What is it?"
"It's just taking pictures of your usual life or talent demonstrations for others to see."
"Like singing?"
"Eh? Almost? Now there are many people who can live broadcast singing, playing games, cooking, and makeup. Anyway, there are many things that can be shown to others, but they must be novel."
"Live broadcast... What can I broadcast live? Drinking during the game?"
"Why don't you try? I know a lot of live streaming platforms." Xia Youning looked at Tan Yuhe jokingly.
"You talk about the second one first, and I'll think about it later."
"The second one, you are a land god, you can use your advantage as a god to do some metaphysical things?"
"Onmyoji like you said? Exorcising ghosts and catching evil spirits?"
"almost?"
"I'm just a god of the earth, a little god who keeps the house safe in all directions. I can't even see a ghost. No matter how to drive away ghosts and catch evil spirits, I don't know how to predict and draw psychics. I'm just a powerless person." Little Earth God."
"It seems that I trust you too much, well, this method won't work."
"Is there a third one?"
"Third, you don't know how to distinguish herbs, understand medicine and understand human acupoints, then become a doctor and help people cure diseases."
"I like the third one. I really want to be a doctor."
"But there are many difficulties with this method, first, you can't open a shop and practice medicine without a license; second, I'm not sure if you will suddenly go back into the box, in case you suddenly disappear while prescribing someone , how to explain it; third, your scope of action is limited, and your activities are restricted everywhere, what if you have to go to the doctor, but you are too far away to go?"
The two suddenly felt that life was hopeless...
I saw Ranma Doujin before
good to eat
Xiao Zhang, who was the first to challenge, filled their glasses with beer, "Brother Xia, I wish you success in your work this year."
"Thank you." Xia Youning crossed her legs and smiled.
"Ayou thinks I'll drink all the ones that pass the test." After speaking, he drank a glass, and Xiao Zhang also drank it in one gulp.
Qin Jie came up next, "You Ning, I wish you a happy day."
"Thank you, senpai."
Tan Yuhe drank it in one gulp.
After several rounds like this, it was Xiao Zhang's turn again, and he seemed to have started to faint.
"I, I wish Brother Xia, a smooth job!!"
"No, I've said this before." Xia Youning remembered that this was said before.
"Have you already said that? Well then, I wish you good luck like the East China Sea, and a long life like Nanshan!"
"That's fine, Xiao Zhang, let's drink." Seeing that Tan Yuhe had finished his drink, his face remained unchanged, just like the one who just arrived, he was really not drunk at all.
"No, no, no, I give in, the kid is too good!" Xiao Zhang couldn't drink anymore, and ran to the toilet.
Before he knew it, Xia Youning's table was already surrounded by other employees, and everyone seemed eager to try it.
"Do you also want to toast to Ayou?" Seeing someone nodding, ready to move, "Then come."
Someone came over with a wine glass, this time it was replaced by Erguotou, someone changed Tan Yuhe's white wine glass and filled it up for him.
"I'm from the Operations Department, I wish Mr. Xia all the best!" After finishing speaking, he sighed.
Tan Yuhe also took a deep breath, this Erguotou is not delicious, it is not comparable to Chen Nian's helplessness, this Erguotou is high in strength.
Another person came out, "May Mr. Xia have today every year, and today every year."
There were several rounds of comparisons, wave after wave of people drinking and partying, and some congratulatory speeches had been repeated several times, and everyone at the scene looked at Tan Yuhe with admiration and admiration.
"You Ning, you little friend is really amazing. Your small village is really a hidden dragon and a crouching tiger. After you, there is another little friend Tan." Qin Jie was also frightened by Tan Yuhe's drinking capacity.
"Is there anyone else who wants to toast? If not, I want to go to the bathroom. I'm not drunk, I just need to go to the bathroom." Tan Yuhe didn't want people to misunderstand that he went to the bathroom to induce vomiting, but even if he went to the bathroom to sober up now Someone will say something, because he drunk a group of big men and girls to the party.
"Yuhe, go to the bathroom?"
"Ayou, I'm in a hurry."
Xia Youning hurriedly pulled him towards the toilet, "Why are you holding back until now, are you stupid?"
"Don't talk, go quickly."
After the two of them left, apart from a group of people who were unconscious, there was also a group of gossip-loving people who were awake.
"It's still wrong, Mr. Xia's attitude towards children is a bit suspicious."
"That's right! Anyway, it's not like getting along with elders and juniors."
"If there is something tricky, there is definitely something tricky."
"He wears his hat all the time, is he afraid that others will see him?"
"Probably not, this hat doesn't block much, we all saw it."
"But this kid is too fierce."
"This amount of alcohol, absolutely, I'm sure, he's not dizzy at all now."
"He is also so cute, and he explained to us in a serious manner before going to the toilet."
It wasn't until the two of them came back from the toilet that they heard that there was a second show planned, but it was dismissed by Tan Yuhe.Xia Youning was also preparing to go back, and after telling the others to send the drunk people home, she took Tan Yuhe back.
"Yuhe really scared me tonight, drinking so much."
"I'm a little dizzy now, but it's okay, I can tell the difference between south, east and north."
"Just drinking so much wine, your stomach doesn't look so full."
"Anyway, I won by drinking."
"Thanks to you tonight, I received so many toasts, hahaha, really happy."
"I had a great time too, and I hope the party at the weekend can be as much fun."
"Yes, on weekends are all classmates I know well."
Jiu Jin came up slowly, Tan Yuhe fell asleep before he got home.Xia Youning could only hold his butt with one hand and his back with the other and hug him like a child.
When I got home, I put him on the bed, changed into pajamas, wiped my face, went to the kitchen to soak in honey water for a night, and slowly fed him to Tan Yuhe, then looked at his peaceful sleeping face, couldn't help but kissed his forehead , the tip of his nose, his lips.After recovering from the kiss, the old man blushed and ran into the bathroom, only to come out after a long time.
When the alarm rang the next day, Xia Youning didn't cut it off immediately, because she found that her arms were full, and Tan Yuhe was lying in his arms!Not caring about the abnormality in his lower body when he got up in the morning, he hugged Tan Yuhe vigorously.
"Ayou, noisy."
Xia Youning turned off the alarm clock, and the person in his arms stretched, "You're going to work again..."
"Yuhe, where do you think you are now?"
"Of course it's on the bed, otherwise where else would it be."
"You didn't go back into the box last night."
"Huh? I didn't go back into the box? What's going on?"
"You feel that your body is different from before."
"Hmm..." Tan Yuhe closed his eyes, checked his body, and found that his spiritual power was much more abundant. "Ayou, I feel that I have regained some spiritual power. I can feel that the range of my activities has increased. I can still..." Xia Youning saw the person in his arms change into a strange look before he finished speaking. A female voice came from his arms, "Ayou."
"!!!" He was so frightened that he quickly let go of his hands and jumped up from the bed, his whole body was frightened.
"Hahaha, Ayou, it's me." Tan Yuhe's original voice came from the mouth of a strange woman.
"Hurry up and change it for me! Come back! Come!!!" Xia Youning wanted to strangle the person on the bed to death immediately, pressed down his restless hand, turned and went out the door.
"Ayou, Ayou?" Xia Youning didn't respond to him, closed the door and went into the bathroom, he quickly changed back and followed the bathroom, "Ayou, what's wrong with you?"
"Next time, don't look like you're in my arms, it's too scary." Xia Youning washed his face, "I always feel like I'm hugging someone else."
"Understood, I just wanted to tease you just now."
"Okay, let's not take this as an example." Xia Youning actually lost his temper when he saw Tan Yuhe coming in with him, and felt flattered.He was only wearing a pair of underwear, standing barefoot in the bathroom, waiting for Tan Yuhe to go out.
"Okay, I'll make breakfast. You were supposed to teach me how to make fried eggs last night, but you didn't make it. What are you going to eat this morning?"
"I'll teach you later, you go out first." I was so frightened that I forgot the business. I talked about what happened to Yuhe's spiritual power recovery. Only with faith can there be spiritual power. This is for sure. Do you believe in Yuhe? more people?Where did they come from?Yu He wakes up and sees someone for the first time in just a few days, could it be the drinking party last night?Xia Youning had a definite idea in his mind.
Xia Youning taught Tan Yuhe how to use a series of kitchen utensils such as gas stoves and microwave ovens, and then cooked dumplings. During the meal, Xia Youning told Tan Yuhe what he thought.
"If this is really the case, then I can recover more spiritual power just by making more people surrender to my drinking capacity?"
"Yuhe, it's not necessarily because of drinking. Your spiritual power recovery is because you drank a group of people last night, making them think you are very powerful. They have a feeling of admiration for you in it. It's not necessarily because of your request. You do one thing and fulfill one wish, so I have admiration for you."
"Then I can't do anything except drink."
"Don't worry, I'll think of another way."
"Well, it turns out that I can become even more powerful if I become a human being and let you admire me."
"Don't, if you became a human in the village before, the people in the village would suspect you instead. You are a white and clean boy, no one knows you in the village, and the villagers don't treat you as a suspicious person. How can they respect you?" You, and how can there be a leader of an MLM organization like you, I don't believe it when I say it."
"OK then."
"Has your spiritual power recovered a lot?"
"I thought it was quite a lot, but I just made you angry. After changing, I don't have much spiritual power, but it's true that the scope of action has increased."
"Okay, I'm leaving first, I'm going to be late later, wait for me at home obediently, huh?"
Xia Youning, who came to the company, did not express any thoughts or opinions on what happened last night, and the employees in the office just immersed themselves in their work, losing their usual liveliness for a while.Last night, the embarrassing incident of a group of people being drunk by a child who seemed to have just grown up, if you can't mention it, don't mention it again. People who are usually confident in their drinking capacity are also wilted.Excuse me, I can't drink enough.
Xia Youning was very pleased with their serious and hard-working attitude, and thought about bringing Tan Yuhe with him in the future, to see who would dare to come over to persuade them to drink.Everyone's work efficiency is quite high today, Xia Youning is very relieved that he doesn't have to work overtime at night.
When it was time to leave work, Xia Youning consciously packed up the documents and left work on time, ignoring the whispers of other employees.
Xia Youning opened the door of the house, and the smell of food came out. Tan Yuhe was wearing an apron, and just came out with a bowl of soup, "You're back? It's time to eat. I've learned how to turn on gas and cook some home-cooked dishes. What are you doing, come in and wash your hands and eat."
Xia Youning felt his heart soften a lot, "What did you cook?"
"Three dishes and one soup, fried shredded potatoes, sweet and sour pork, ground delicacies, and tomato egg drop soup!"
"Then I'll give it a try!"
Then it was time for a happy meal, and then the two changed their clothes and strolled around the community.
"Yuhe, I've been thinking about it for a day, and I've thought of several ways to restore your spiritual power."
"what?"
"First, I work in games, so I have a good understanding of a way to attract people's attention and easily gain attention, which is to do live broadcasts."
"Live broadcast? What is it?"
"It's just taking pictures of your usual life or talent demonstrations for others to see."
"Like singing?"
"Eh? Almost? Now there are many people who can live broadcast singing, playing games, cooking, and makeup. Anyway, there are many things that can be shown to others, but they must be novel."
"Live broadcast... What can I broadcast live? Drinking during the game?"
"Why don't you try? I know a lot of live streaming platforms." Xia Youning looked at Tan Yuhe jokingly.
"You talk about the second one first, and I'll think about it later."
"The second one, you are a land god, you can use your advantage as a god to do some metaphysical things?"
"Onmyoji like you said? Exorcising ghosts and catching evil spirits?"
"almost?"
"I'm just a god of the earth, a little god who keeps the house safe in all directions. I can't even see a ghost. No matter how to drive away ghosts and catch evil spirits, I don't know how to predict and draw psychics. I'm just a powerless person." Little Earth God."
"It seems that I trust you too much, well, this method won't work."
"Is there a third one?"
"Third, you don't know how to distinguish herbs, understand medicine and understand human acupoints, then become a doctor and help people cure diseases."
"I like the third one. I really want to be a doctor."
"But there are many difficulties with this method, first, you can't open a shop and practice medicine without a license; second, I'm not sure if you will suddenly go back into the box, in case you suddenly disappear while prescribing someone , how to explain it; third, your scope of action is limited, and your activities are restricted everywhere, what if you have to go to the doctor, but you are too far away to go?"
The two suddenly felt that life was hopeless...
I saw Ranma Doujin before
good to eat
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