Old Gong always wants to feed me fat

The leader suddenly sang a song, completely different from the funeral song, short and powerful.The singing seemed to be calling, the mist billowed, and a huge bone claw protruded from the mist behind the funeral procession, with a dark palm.

Weisheng let out a groan, and quickly backed away. The bone claws were faster than him, and the street was narrow, so Weisheng had no way to avoid it. With a loud roar, he raised his knife and slashed, causing twisted ripples in the space where the blade passed. It took almost no effort to split the bone claw into two.

The leader was obviously in a hurry, and after chattering, the funeral procession began to sing in chorus, with a peculiar rhythm that made the ears buzz slightly.

The street gradually revived. Countless people opened the doors and windows, staggered, and walked out stiffly. They had strange clothes, gray-blue eyes, black and yellow hair, and they looked like foreigners.

Weisheng tried to slash an old lady, but the old lady had no power to fight back, and the blood sprayed all over the ground, but the others were completely fearless, like puppets on a string, and continued to stagger, as if they saw blood, their eyes became pale. It was different, with a vicious and bloodthirsty aura.

Weisheng didn't dare to get entangled with them, and went to chase the funeral procession wholeheartedly. Under the protection of many marionettes, the funeral procession was fleeing in the direction of the road. Ji Li Gu Lu strange screams.

This is too fucking real, Weisheng has a bad feeling.

It was only when he was walking on a high place that he realized something was wrong in the black and white realm. The architectural style here was completely different from that of Dajing. The spiers and statues of the city were buildings he had never seen or heard, never in his memory.

The mourners couldn't run fast with the coffin on their shoulders, Weisheng jumped off the roof and chopped down dozens of puppets one after another, approaching the team, the leader saw that the situation was not good, and smashed the statue in his arms to pieces.

Blood oozes from the wood, and the leader knelt down while clutching his throat, bleeding from his orifices, and his body turned into quicksand when he fell down.The puppets seemed to break free from the strings for a moment, and remained motionless in a daze. The funeral procession sang funeral songs mournfully.

The puppets all came to life, they burst into chatter, screamed in a panic, and fled in all directions. Weisheng stared blankly at the rags and rags all over the floor, then turned to look at the mourner, who finished singing, Run faster than a ghost.Weisheng took a lot of effort to catch up, and kicked one of the coffin bearers over, the coffin hit the ground with a bang, and the rest of the coffin bearers escaped immediately.

The knife was inserted into the seam of the coffin, and when it was pried hard, the coffin was not tightly closed, and it was easily pried up.There was a big crack in the middle of the coffin board, Wei Sheng thought he could smell a stench, but he didn't, instead there was a strong rose fragrance, as if it was Hua Xun's rose fragrance.

He lifted the lid of the coffin and looked up. The girl lying among the white roses had a serene face, her skin was still rosy, as if she was just sleeping.

She is beautiful, as beautiful as glowing.

Weisheng looked at it suspiciously for a long time, and still felt that she looked familiar, she looked like a wood carving in the arms of the leader, or... like Qiu Weige.

It looks more and more like it.He looked at the ground. The wooden statues smashed by the leader were still there. He picked them up one by one and put them together to form a nearly complete face. He looked back at the girl's face in the coffin.

The girl opened her eyes, the pupils were all white.

"Mom!" Weisheng backed away in fright, and Yuan suddenly burst into screams one after another, as loud as thunder.Weisheng raised his head to look at the sky, and a black light surged from the skyline, spreading rapidly to this side, covering the sky and blocking out the sun.

The shadow fell, and the silent black enveloped everything, and the screaming was gone.The black paused for a moment, then fell, like the sky turned into the sea, and the sea turned the sky and the earth upside down.

black sea.For a moment, Weisheng seemed to grasp something, such as the Black Sea, such as the milky white glow beside the Black Sea skyline, gentle and cold.

He opened his eyes and saw the ceiling of the room. He turned his head with difficulty, a gleam of light was revealed through the cracks in the window, and the room smelled of steamed buns and fried dough sticks.

After Huxianju stopped making pancakes, other pancake hawkers took over the position, and put up signs such as "Pancakes eaten by the governor" and "Pancakes eaten by the senators". There is a stall downstairs, which makes Huxianju always smoky in the morning.

is that true?He couldn't be sure, he fumbled around for a while, found a book under the pillow, looked at the cover: "The Legend of Meixue", read it to pass the time last night, and fell asleep after reading it.

Checking his dantian again, it seems to be stronger?Is this entering the white realm?

Weisheng yawned, straightened up and rubbed his eyes, Cangdoushan's voice came from downstairs: "Weisheng, come down for porridge, it's getting late."

"I'm dreaming." Weisheng lay back, closed his eyes and continued to sleep.After a long time there was no sound.Well, that's it, he is still in the realm of black and white, but he has come to the other side, what tricks will be conjured up in the realm of black and white next, just wait patiently.

thump thump, Cangdoushan went upstairs and opened the door: "Still sleeping?"

Weisheng closed his eyes and did not speak.

Cang Dou Shan came over and pushed him: "Get up!"

Weisheng made a sudden move, and slapped Cangdoushan on the chest. Cangdoushan was caught off guard, and even took a few steps back, the pain was so painful that he couldn't finish his sentence: "Why did you suddenly hit someone! What kind of madness!"

Weisheng sat up suddenly, dumbfounded: "Isn't it fake?"

Cang Doushan left angrily: "Fake your size!" The door slammed against the mountain.

"No, listen to my explanation!" Weisheng got out of bed and put on his shoes in a panic, chasing after him, "Don't go! Listen to my explanation, young master! I just passed through the realm of black and white!"

Halfway down the stairs, Candou Mountain felt uncomfortable and couldn't move.The place where Weisheng was hit happened to be where the heart and veins meet. He was shocked, and his breath became uneven. It was like eating steamed buns and his stomach got stuck halfway down. He couldn't go up or down. He gritted his teeth and adjusted his qi channels, but he didn't clear them, and he hurt himself half to death, and sat down on the stairs.Seeing this scene, Weisheng was frightened to death: "What's wrong with you? Don't die!"

Candoushan felt that he would be mad at him before he died.

He said angrily, "You always hit me. A few years ago you pushed me and broke my elbow, and now you still hit me in the heart!"

Feeling guilty, Weisheng called out again: "How many years ago is the old account, do you still hold grudges? All right, all right, I won't beat you no matter what happens in the future, if you beat me again, will you really turn into a dog?"

He wrapped his arms around his shoulder blades, hooked his legs with the other, and hugged him: "Hey, you've lost a lot of weight."

"You can shut up!"

Weisheng grinned, "What's for lunch?"

"It's still early at noon, and I haven't eaten any lunch." Cang Doushan didn't come up in one breath, and the place where he was hit was painful again, Weisheng carried him back to the room, and carefully put him on the bed: "Where does it hurt?"

"Where you hit!"

"This?"

Cangdoushan hummed softly, Weisheng kneaded for him, the force was light and even, Cangdoushan adjusted slowly, after kneading for a while, he finally unblocked the blocked qi, his whole body felt relaxed, Weisheng felt a change, He bowed his head and said in a low voice: "Fly away with pain~"

"Pfft!" Cang Doushan burst out laughing, "What are you doing? Coaxing the children?"

"You are just a child, and you play childish temper when you are unhappy." Weisheng rubbed his head, "You should be coaxed well."

Cang Doushan pursed his lips and smiled, and said slightly: "What did you buy?"

"Pole porridge. I came back too late. There aren't many people selling it on the street. It should be cold here. Let's warm it up."

"Okay, I'll go down and eat." Weisheng went out, and suddenly looked back, Cangdoushan was half lying on the bed, his posture was lazy, his eyes were slightly narrowed, at first glance, he looked charming.

As soon as he saw it, his heart jumped out. The longer the little thing grew, the more it hurt his heart. It was really painful.

He went down, saw the bowl of corn porridge, and drank it hot. While drinking, he thought about what to eat for lunch, thought about the menu after much deliberation, happily went to get the money, and looked through the wallet: there was not much money left.

It's over, no money.

He rummaged through the boxes and cabinets, and searched all the places where he usually hid money, but he couldn't get enough money to buy meat and vegetables, and he was so worried that he wanted to pull his hair.After thinking about it, I thought of Hu, didn't he eat and drink at Zhao's house!Anyway, he hasn't asked the cheap son-in-law for the gift money yet, so how can this work.

When he thought of it, he immediately went to Zhao's house to find someone. Zhao Wuya went out to do some business, and it was Hu Lie who came out to greet him. He was very happy to hear Weisheng's voice, and he would rather walk out without the help of the maid: "Boss, why are you here?" ?”

Weisheng said: "Your second shopkeeper is back, I'm going to add another meal, I don't have money to buy meat, do you still have money?"

"The second shopkeeper is back." Hu Liao thought for a while, "Why don't you come to Zhao's house to eat? I'll let the cook make whatever you want."

Wei Sheng wondered: "Didn't Zhao Wuya really hate you? Why are you willing to let you order his cook now?"

"It changed after the thunder disaster. God knows why he suddenly changed his temper. Anyway, life is pretty good now, with food and drink." Hu Li turned his head and asked the maid to bring a few more plates of pastries and fruits, and ate them slightly. Picked a big green jujube, crisp and sweet, "Then what is he doing now? What is he doing?"

"I don't know. I'm busy every day, and I can't see, and I don't know what the hell he's up to." Weisheng was greedy, and couldn't help but ate another small apple, "By the way, my eyes are blind. It's been a while, let the second shopkeeper help me take a look."

"Okay." Weisheng finished eating the apple, "I'll go back first, and I'll be back in a while."

Weisheng went back and urged Cangdoushan to get up, and the two went to Zhao's mansion together.The first thing is to make Cang Dou Shan stare blankly, Cang Dou Shan looked at it for a while, his face was solemn: "That's not right."

Seeing his expression, Weisheng couldn't help becoming nervous: "What's wrong?"

"There are worms in the eyes." Cang Doushan frowned, and blamed: "Don't you usually feel pain in the eyes? There is no doctor in the Zhao family? Are all the doctors dead?"

When Hu heard this, he became frightened: "Usually my eyes shed tears when I see the wind, I... I thought it was Lei Jie who suffered it, and it will be fine in a few days. I didn't expect it to be a bug, so I didn't ask the doctor to come and see it."

"Now, let the doctor come quickly!" Cang Doushan sternly said, and Hu Liao hurriedly said to the maid: "Is there a doctor in the mansion?"

The maid said: "Your maidservant, let the doctor come right away." She hurried away, and after a while, a gray-bearded doctor was brought over, and Hu Li checked it carefully, and concluded: "It's a mustard bug. It has reproduced for a while. It's time, it's not too late for treatment, but Madam's eyesight may be affected a little."

Weisheng yelled: "Where did that dead bastard Zhao Wuya go! Could it be that this bug fell from the sky! There are so many dirty things in Zhao's family!"

The old doctor said tremblingly: "The most urgent thing is to cure Madam's eyes. I believe the young Patriarch will investigate the source of the mustard bug." He ordered the man to take a pen and paper and write down the medicinal materials needed one by one.

All the medicinal materials need to be steamed on high fire to produce a rolling light yellow water vapor, and then let the beard face down and open his eyes to be smoked by the water vapor.The temperature of the water vapor is extremely high, and you have to keep your eyes open. It is hot and painful when you scratch your head. When you look up, your face is covered with water marks, and there are faint black impurities mixed in it.

"Once a day, at least three days. After three days, the old slave will come to treat my wife again." After carefully examining Hu Lie's eyes, the old doctor bowed and stepped back.Hu Liao still felt pain in his eyes, and he couldn't stop crying, but he didn't dare to rub his eyes, it was really uncomfortable.

The meal was eaten inadvertently, the three of them had a quick meal, when the maid was clearing up the dishes, someone came to inform Zhao Wuya that Zhao Wuya was back.

Zhao Wuya also heard that Candou Mountain came back and came to the Zhao Mansion, so he deliberately rushed back with some matters at hand, not wanting to enter the house, the low air pressure in the house, the two of them didn't give him any good looks.

"Mustard bugs got into your eyes." Cang Doushan said in a gentle tone, "Mustard bugs only live in dirty places, even if they live on people, they rarely get into people's eyes. There are still ghosts inside the Zhao family, and the people around them have been plotted against, so the young patriarch won't serve snacks?"

Zhao Wuya was embarrassed, he hesitated: "This... I really don't know, I must investigate thoroughly."

Weisheng hehe, Cangdoushan picked a candied cherry on the table and chewed it slowly, but ignored it.Hu Le stood up and said, "Are you tired? Would you like black tea or green tea?"

Zhao Wuya sat down: "For the black tea, serve the Chixia I pressed at the bottom of the box."

Cang Doushan took a look at Hu, and said with a smile: "Hu seems to be getting fatter, his face is rounder than before."

Hu Liao also smiled: "Yes, if you want to eat meat, you can eat meat."

The embarrassing atmosphere finally eased. Zhao Wuya finally relaxed a little. He glanced at Hu worriedly. He was smiling, but his hands were tightly clenched under the table.