Old Gong always wants to feed me fat

"How long will it take for your two adoptive fathers to come back?"

"I don't know." Hu Xiaopo shook his head, and asked a little cautiously, "Do you need some tea?"

Zhao Wuya looked at him and said with a smile: "No need, there is a red bean soup selling outside. Here, help me buy a bowl and try it. With the extra money, you can buy candied haws by the way."

Hu Xiaopo picked out the money from candied haws, said: "No." He went out in a hurry.Zhao Wuya couldn't drink him, so he smiled helplessly and sat and waited.

Hu Xiaopo was very fast, and the red bean soup was still fresh and hot.He took a symbolic sip and put it down. When Cangdoushan came back, he took a look inside the store. There were some couplets and square fans hanging, all of which were samples and not for sale.

He suddenly asked, "Where's the pottery bowl?"

Hu Xiaopo was taken aback: "What pottery bowl?"

Zhao Wuya pointed to the multi-treasure stand: "There should be a pottery bowl on the top floor, do you know where it is?"

Hu Xiaopo shook his head, Zhao Wuya said: "There should be a buddy in your family, why didn't he come out?"

"He had diarrhea and went to the latrine."

Zhao Wuya squinted his eyes and said nothing.

At this moment, Hu Liaozhen was squatting in the hut, of course he did not take off his pants, his heart was infinitely desolate.

It's not terribly stinky in here, but it still stinks and smells disgusting.

He could vaguely hear the conversation in the front hall, and he wholeheartedly hoped that the shopkeeper would come back soon, the longer the time dragged on, the more anxious he became.

He waited really anxiously, pulled a piece of dogtail grass outside the hut, pulled its leaves section by section, crushed them, and threw them all over the ground.Throwing and counting, when the count reached 37, there was an extra pair of feet in front of him.

He looked up stupidly, Zhao Wuya raised his eyebrows and smiled: "So you are hiding here."

"Wow!" Hu Liao subconsciously dodged back, his heel stepped on the ground for a while, and the whole person suddenly fell back.

It's over!He was almost out of his mind with fright.

Behind him was the latrine, and his mind went blank.Seeing Zhao Wuya showing a smile, he grabbed him and pulled him back.

He just "pulled" it, and tilted the fall to this angle. It was difficult for him to stand still, and there was no place to put his strength on the left and right, and he was in danger.

Hu Le was so frightened that his teeth chattered: "You, you..."

Zhao Wuya looked at him playfully: "Young man, your aura is a bit unusual."

Hu Liao rolled his eyes around, sadly realizing that only Zhao Wuya was left closest to him, and there was no hope of relying on him at all.

Zhao Wuya paused with his hands, and immediately dropped a few points when he was humming. He was so frightened that he screamed for a long time, but Zhao Wuya sealed his mouth: "I'll ask you three questions, answer me. Just pull you up."

Hu Liao was about to cry, a fly got into his back collar out of nowhere, crawling around and itching, but he couldn't move even if he wanted to scratch it.

"How old are you?"

Hu Liao didn't know his date of birth, so he gave 24 indiscriminately.

Zhao Wuya's face turned cold: "Nonsense!" As soon as he loosened his strength, the stench seemed to follow the trend, screaming nonsense, "I don't know when I was born, I don't know anything!"

Zhao Wuya snorted, and pulled him up slowly: "Are you an evil cultivator?"

Hu rattled his upper and lower teeth: "Yes... yes."

Zhao Wuya yanked back, Hu Liaoli was still a little short of a complete stand, and then heard him say: "Would you like to be my Taoist companion?"

"Ah, ah?" Hu was dumbfounded.

Zhao Wuya looked impatient: "I'm just asking if you can do it! Those who are willing to eat and drink every day will not treat you badly, and you can do whatever you want with the rest. Are you satisfied with this condition?"

... The amount of information was too much, and Hu Li was completely confused.Dazed for a while, Cang Doushan and Wei Sheng came back from the front hall.

Under Cangdou Mountain's efforts to stir up the market, Weisheng didn't buy anything, and was very unhappy with nothing in his hands.

Hu Xiaopo stood stiffly, only his eyes moved.Cang Doushan felt something was wrong, stepped forward to check and found abnormalities immediately, and relieved his acupoints, at this moment, Hu Liao couldn't stand Zhao Wuya's fierce gaze, he went out and shouted: "The shopkeeper, come and save me quickly!" !"

Cang Doushan was stunned, strode towards the backyard, Weisheng took Hu Xiaopo who was about to cry and went to his mother's room.

Zhao Wuya glared at Hu viciously, he seemed to be considering whether to let him go directly into the cesspit, but in the end he pulled him up with a look of disgust, walked out of the hut with his hands behind his back, and quickly changed his face, With a gentle smile: "But the new master of calligraphy, Mr. Doosan?"

"Everyone dare not take it." Cang Doushan replied politely, "Just now I heard my buddy yelling for help, how dare I ask you what happened here?"

"It's nothing." Zhao Wuya was extremely calm, "The boy in your store is about to fall into the cesspit, I just gave him a hand."

Hu Liao, who came out of the hut tremblingly, almost cried when he heard it.

Cang Doushan glanced behind him, calmly said, "It's good that people are fine, the customer is here to buy calligraphy? Let's talk in the front hall, please."

Zhao Wuya walked towards the front hall with his hands behind his back, he didn't know what to think when he came to the entrance of the small courtyard, he looked back vaguely, he was frightened to death when he saw it.

Zhao Wuya talked calligraphy with Cangdoushan for a while in the front hall, and within a quarter of an hour, he lost his patience and said directly: "Is the boy in your store a free agent?"

Cang Doushan was startled, nodded calmly: "Yes."

"Are there any relatives in his family?"

Cang Doushan vaguely guessed what he was going to say, but he was not sure, so he answered ambiguously: "Maybe there is, but he himself doesn't know."

"That's right." Zhao Wuya rolled his eyes, and said straightforwardly: "I want to marry him as a Taoist partner, and I will ask you to be a witness when the time comes."

Even if Cangdou Mountain had been mentally prepared, he almost spit out the tea in his mouth when he heard this sentence. The way this distinguished guest proposes to marry a Taoist couple is really simple and rude. Could it be that thousands of years have passed, and the procedure must be gone through when seeking to marry a Taoist couple? Has everything changed?

He decided to say something: "It's too simple for a guest to ask for a Taoist partner like this. Don't you know the rules of the monk world?"

Zhao Wuya took it for granted: "Of course I know, but now he has no father, no mother and no relatives, so he can save a lot of procedures. Moreover, the etiquette process is the stinky footcloth of thousands of years ago, few people complied."

I am really old.Cang Doushan sighed silently.

He decided to fight for a glimmer of life for Hu Liao: "The relationship between the Taoist couple depends on his own wishes, and it has nothing to do with me. If he agrees, I am of course willing to be a witness, but what about you now, it seems that He was terrified."

Zhao Wuya was dissatisfied, and his expression was quite arrogant: "I want money and money, and I want magic tools to give magic tools. I will give him whatever he wants, isn't it okay?"

Cang Doushan's smile could hardly be maintained: "The conditions offered by the distinguished guest are indeed generous, but it also depends on whether he is willing to accept it or not. Otherwise, even if there are mountains of gold and silver, it will be useless."

Zhao Wuya rested his chin and thought for a while, feeling that he was too hasty just now, at least he should find out the name and roots first, and let the old man at home do a good divination to confirm that he really meets the requirements.

"Dare to ask what his name is, how is his root? What state is he now?"

Cang Doushan frowned: "He, his name is Hu Sanwan, I don't know the basics, and I don't know what level he has cultivated now, why don't you ask him?"

"It's really troublesome." Zhao Wuya muttered, and disappeared in a flash.Cang Doushan was startled, picked up the tea bowl again, took two sips, looked up to see that Zhao Wuya had returned, his expression was both startled and angry: "Where did he go?!"

"...Look at you, scare people away."

"I didn't scare him!" Zhao Wuya said angrily, "Isn't the condition of this deity not good enough?"

Cang Doushan continued to smile: "Then don't be in a hurry, why don't you go back and wait, Gengu, age or something, how about I wait for him to come back and ask for you?"

Zhao Wuya thought so too, it's useless to be angry at this time, it will arouse even greater resentment on the other side, so he had to swallow his breath, put down the name card, and said sternly: "I will come back tomorrow."

Cang Doushan smiled secretly, and said calmly on the surface: "Go slowly, I won't see you off."

When he walked away, Cang Doushan took a look at the name card, and slowly read: "Zhao, Wu, Ya. It turns out that he is from the Zhao family, and he is quite proud." He chuckled, "I said what did this person say? As soon as he said that, he called himself the deity, and the background is indeed not small."

"Pretending to be hypocritical!" Weisheng walked over, "At first she pretended to be elegant, but when she got anxious, her nature was revealed."

Cang Doushan threw the famous post: "Where did he get it out?"

"Uh, I should have turned to Mingtu Lane. When you leave Mingtu Lane, you will find Xu Street. There are so many people that you can't even find gods if you sneak in."

"When will you be back?"

Weisheng threw the famous post and red bean soup into the trash can: "I'm having sweet and sour pork ribs tonight, I will definitely come back."

Cang Doushan became alert: "Where did you get the ribs? When did you buy them? How much did you buy? Where did you put them? Why didn't I see them?"

Weisheng shrank his neck: "Why do you talk like setting off firecrackers, crackling. I bought them a few days ago and put them in the ice cream, so I only bought two."

"Two leaves?" Cang Dou Shan was almost pissed off by him, "What are you buying so much for? Can you finish it?"

"If I can't finish it, I'll eat it." Weisheng has no shame, and doesn't take Cangdoushan's worries seriously at all.

Cang Doushan has nothing to do with him except talk about him: "Okay, eat as much as you can."

Weisheng happily went to make sweet and sour pork ribs. Cangdou Mountain poured cold tea, so I don’t feel at ease after all. That kid, an evil cultivator running around outside, is always unsafe: , are you sure he's okay?"

"That kid still cherishes his life, don't worry."

Hu Lie really regretted his life.

After finally being able to eat and dress warmly, how could I just throw it away casually.

He mingled with the crowd, walking blankly.After walking for a while, he didn't want to go, so he entered a dead end and sat down in a corner.

There are several branches of cold plums blooming on the top of the wall, the black branches support the snow, and the snow is soaked with blossoming pale plums, and the fragrance melts into the snow, which is as clear and cold as a landscape painting.

It smells good.

He felt a little sad, but he couldn't tell what was going on, he just felt sad.

He took a moment to sort it out: that person wanted him to be a Taoist companion.

Taoist couples, men and women, are not taboo.

But the problem is that he is an evil cultivator, and he is destined to be out of sight, and everyone shouts and beats him.If Cangdou Mountain hadn't given him the talisman, his out of place aura would have been very conspicuous in Daxiu's eyes like the only torch in the dark wilderness.

Therefore, we must not agree to his coercion and temptation.

Then how to hide?He thought about it, and after much deliberation, there was only one way to face this noble young man with all-hands and eyes: escape.

Escape to another country!The farther the better!

The author has something to say:

When writing this chapter, there is always a strange old-fashioned sense of Mary Su's instant vision... Don't blame it, don't blame it.