Old Gong always wants to feed me fat

Cangdoushan suddenly felt bored, threw the paper lantern in annoyance, and asked Weisheng the question: "What should I do?"

"Did you captivate them with Tichen incense?"

"Yes."

"Wait a minute, clean up the store first." Although Weisheng was mentally prepared, he didn't expect to come so soon, and he still needed time to think about it.

Cang Doushan nestled in the chair and didn't want to talk.

Weisheng went out, thinking while walking.Guys came in and out to take out the garbage, cursing viciously at those who secretly hid the chrysanthemum jade.

He quickly came up with an idea, went outside and made a few jugs of spirits, and then poured it all over the study, filling the room with the smell of alcohol.At the same time, it is strictly forbidden for anyone to approach the study, and I moved a small horse to sit behind the study door and look through the books, silently calculating the cost of a comeback in the future.

In the afternoon, he reckoned that it was almost done, changed the incense of the aromatherapy stove, messed up the account books, ate up all the dim sum that Cangdou Mountain gave them, leaving only a table of scraps, and then slapped the two officials awake: "My lord! ? My lord, wake up."

The two officials woke up slowly, and were stunned when they saw the sky: "What...what's going on?"

Weisheng smiled and wished to push them into the dung bucket: "Your lord drank too much, he fell asleep so deeply, the little ones dare not disturb you."

"Have you been drinking?" An official sent a sniff to himself, and he smelled of alcohol all over his body. He couldn't help being even more confused. Weisheng rushed to ask, "My lords, have you checked the account book yet?"

"Ah...not yet." The officer thought for a while, looked at the other, and said solemnly: "We have to take this account book away and check it carefully."

"Really?" Weisheng's smile froze, and he slapped his head on the ledger, "I'll fuck you!"

Unexpectedly, the officer got hit like this, and subconsciously kicked his back. He didn't stand up for a while, and even fell on his back with his chair. How dare you play an official job! Lao Tzu... Ah!" He took a few steps back, clutching his bleeding nose, dizzy.

"Official servant, you are a coward and have the face to say you are an official servant? You don't pretend to be a little bit!" Weisheng became murderous, picked up the collar of the official servant and threw it out, smashing a large piece of wooden window pane.

Throwing one out, Weisheng picked up the one on hand and slapped it left and right for more than a dozen times, until the other party was slapped like a pig's head, and managed to dispel the anger.

Cangdoushan heard the sound and rushed over, saw the half-dead official lying on the ground almost fainted, and hurried forward to check the other party's body, fortunately the other party only had a broken rib, passed out from knocking, other major events were fine.

"Why are you crazy, dog!"

"I'm going crazy, what's wrong with my exhalation?" Weisheng sneered.

"They are all ordinary people, what if you beat him to death!" Cang Doushan was furious, "Cultivators will pay karmic debts if they kill ordinary people casually, not to mention they are still officials! How can you explain to the government if you kill the officials?"

Weisheng's expression changed, and he said with a smile, "Don't you still have Tichenxiang?"

Cangdoushan took a breath, and was speechless for a while, holding back for a long time, "Tichenxiang is not a panacea! You also know how difficult it is to make Tichenxiang!"

Weisheng played a rogue: "It's okay, there will be plenty of money in the future, and it will be enough to make a hundred catties."

Cangdoushan was forced to use the precious Tichen incense again to wipe Weisheng's ass.Although the two bruised and swollen officials were very skeptical of the reason given by Cangdoushan, they couldn't find any flaws in their vague memories, so they had to accept the reason of "drunken madness fighting each other".Amid the sound of farewell from Weisheng and Cangdoushan, he left in confusion.

After the two unlucky guys had gone far away, Weisheng turned his head and asked Cangdoushan: "Do you think anything will happen tomorrow?"

Cang Doushan said, "I think there are more."

Huxianju closed the next day, no.It was opened on the third day, when the number of customers was the most in the morning. With a face as beautiful as flowers and jade, crying and weeping, it's hard work.

Her making such a fuss did scare some people away, and the old customers turned a blind eye, even asking why Cang Doushan didn't drive her away, making the noise annoying.

To this, Cang Doushan only smiled faintly.

The woman howled for half an hour, her voice was dry and hoarse, and she couldn't continue howling. Cangdoushan came out slowly, holding a bowl of water: "Are you thirsty?"

The woman stared at him, not knowing what kind of medicine he was selling in the gourd, and cursed viciously: "Black-hearted ghost, ruined my face, and even gave me water in a hypocritical way? Let me tell you, if you don't give me an explanation today, I will It's not over with you!"

Cang Doushan smiled: "You have worked hard enough to discredit my shop. But as a woman, the most important thing is your own face. You are so pitiful. I have a way to help you restore the original state. I don't want to Do you want to try?"

The woman hesitated for a while, then said in a vicious voice, "No need!"

Cang Doushan said unhurriedly: "The other side agreed, but are you 100% sure that they can restore your face? They are rich and powerful, and when the time comes, they will turn their faces and deny you, where will you go to seek justice? "

The woman's disdainful expression finally wavered, and she clenched her fists for a long time without speaking.

Cang Doushan smiled and gave the bowl of water to her: "Drink it, moisten your throat, and then I will tell you how to restore your face, all you need is to leave here. In this way, you have done your job and got paid , the face is alright, isn’t it beautiful?”

The woman's heart was moved, and she was so thirsty after taking the bowl of water, she couldn't hold back and drank it all in one gulp.

Cang Dou Shan showed a mocking smile.

"According to the agreement, I should tell you how to restore your face." Cang Doushan pursed his lips, trying to hold back the smile, the woman's expression gradually became flustered, and the change was really wonderful: "I don't know how you did it , maybe they didn't tell you how poisonous ghost juice is."

"Your face is rotten from the bottom, and there is no way to save it." Cang Doushan pronounced the cruel result lightly, "Ghost stamen juice is poisonous, if it touches the skin, it can cause festering and festering, leaving scars for life. Although you used diluted Ghost stamen juice after drinking, but its power should not be underestimated."

The woman opened her mouth in horror, but found that she couldn't make a sound. Cang Doushan looked at her in annoyance: "Enough, the debtor has the owner, whoever ruined your face goes to him, don't bother me." Me. The effect of this dumb drug lasts for at most three days, so let's go."

The woman stood up and wanted to hold him back, Cang Dou Shan quickly backed away, Wei Sheng rushed out from the shop: "Go away, go away, don't touch his clothes!"

The woman's expression was resentful and desperate, she covered her face and wept silently, and staggered away.

"Poor people must have something to hate." Wei Sheng snorted.