Old Gong always wants to feed me fat
Chapter 12 I Can't Get Up
Candoushan knocked Weisheng out decisively with a knife, and half-dragged and half-carried him as he hurried past men and women. No one paid attention to the heels of people, and they were doing their own thing, even if they glanced at them, they would burn their skin with embarrassment.
A short boy followed, Cang Doushan didn't pay attention at first, but when he was approaching the gate of Yiyue Pavilion, he suddenly became alert: "Who are you?"
The young man hesitated for a while, his face flushed: "Brother, I just want to go out with you, it's too crowded."
Cang Doushan's lips moved, but he didn't ask that sentence after all, turned his head and rushed out of the encirclement with a few steps, escaping from the vortex of the world of mortals.
It opened the way for him.
When Cangdou Mountain looked back, the boy had disappeared.
Cang Doushan carefully recalled the intuition that came up at that moment, and he can be sure that his instinctive sense of crisis was not caused by him following closely, but because the young man was an orthodox evil cultivator.
An enlightened cultivator.
The strange aura on that evil cultivator was very faint, so faint that it was almost indistinguishable, and it was basically impossible for monks who had not dealt with evil cultivators to recognize it.What's more, when people and snakes were mixed together at that time, it was only when they walked to the door
Cang Doushan weighed it and decided to put aside the matter of the young evil cultivator, and first move the drunk man hanging on his body home.
Weisheng has been eating and drinking for several months, and has gained more than ten catties. Even though Cangdoushan is now well-cultivated, it is still a bit strenuous to drag.Sweating profusely, he dragged him back, Weisheng was still hanging on him, like a brown candy, he groaned and held on to him, refusing to let go.
Cang Doushan patted the back of his hand vigorously: "Let go."
Weisheng rubbed his waist, softly shouted: "Don't loose~"
Cang Doushan's face darkened: "Stop pretending to be drunk, I won't let go and beat you up!"
Weisheng opened his big innocent eyes and said, "Why do you say I'm pretending to be drunk?"
"I can't see this at all, I'm blind to my knowledge." Cang Doushan couldn't help but gave him a chestnut, and pushed him onto the bed, "Have a good rest, do you have a headache?"
Weisheng actually has a good capacity for alcohol, he would get drunk in Yiyue Pavilion, and he couldn't figure out what was going on.Now that I think about it, it's not the wine that makes people intoxicated, it should be that Yiyue Pavilion has tampered with the incense. If you smell it too much, it will make you dizzy and feel similar to being drunk.
But once you come out, it will be much better when the cool breeze blows.
But I just don't want to go down.
Weisheng laid his head back on the fragrant and soft new bed, how could he get up, humming: "I have a headache, my bones are sore."
"Then I'll make tea, don't spit on the bed."
"Good~"
As soon as Cangdoushan walked away, Weisheng immediately rolled on the bed twice, feeling that the new one is better than the old one, it is so comfortable to lie on.
Lying down for a while, squinting and about to fall asleep, Cang Doushan came over with a bowl of white peony tea and shook him: "Get up, drink tea."
Just as Cangdoushan picked him up, he went limp as if he had no bones: "I can't get up, why don't you feed me."
Cangdoushan slapped him again: "Where did you suffer from the disease of wealth and wealth, get up and drink tea, who will serve you."
Weisheng sat up reluctantly, took a few sips of the tea bowl, the tea soup was slightly sweet and slightly bitter, which suits his taste very well.After drinking more than half of it, Cangdoushan took the tea bowl away: "Are you awake? Go to sleep."
Weisheng was reluctant to leave the new bed, so he made up his mind to stay on the bed.Sitting there motionless, Cang Doushan frowned: "What are you doing?"
Weisheng simply made it clear: "I'm going to sleep here today." He raised his eyebrows with a smirk of "what can you do with me".
Cang Doushan didn't show mercy: "It's not that you want to sleep in a separate bed, go back to sleep in your own room."
"If I don't go, I won't go. I'm going to sleep in a new bed." Weisheng played a rogue.
Cang Doushan saw that he was stern and indifferent, so he simply started to pull him, but he couldn't move, angry and helpless: "Yes, you just sit here, I'll sleep." He took off his coat, rolled up the quilt and lay down.
Weisheng sat for a while, then turned his head and said, "I bought this bed."
Cang Doushan said: "I tried hard every day to try out the formula, neither did I ask you for wages, nor did I ask you for it. Logically speaking, this bed was bought with my money."
"That's at least half of me." Weisheng lay down, rubbed against Cangdou Mountain, and pulled off the quilt restlessly after lying down for a while.Seeing that he didn't respond, he talked more and more, and finally covered himself completely, feeling very satisfied.
Finally, I don't have to sleep in a small broken bed.
Cangdoushan got up the next day and hurried to the market to order a small bed, which was delivered in the afternoon and helped to make the mattress.The meaning is very clear, but it's a pity that Weisheng turned a blind eye and refused to cooperate. Cangdoushan couldn't resist him, so he had to give the bed to an old man to sleep in, and everything returned to the original state.
Weisheng's return plan succeeded, and even his work became much easier.
Cangdoushan was still thinking about the young evil cultivator, and sneaked around the Yiyue Hall from time to time to see if that person came. After working hard for several days, he finally saw that young face.
That young Xiexiu became a handyman in Yiyue Hall, sweeping the floor, mopping the floor and washing dishes, and sometimes he would see two or three thugs teaching the girl a lesson, and after the thugs taught him a lesson, he was responsible for helping the girl to treat her injuries.With a lot of work and little money, the time to go home is uncertain, and Cang Doushan, who can't get up when he sleeps, always misses the time when he comes home from get off work.
Candoushan finished eating a pot helmet.Xie Xiu hadn't finished washing the dishes yet, so he closed the window, thought about leaving a small gap, and planned to go to sleep for a while.
Unexpectedly, when he turned his head, there was a shadowy figure standing on the screen at the door, he was startled: "Who? Come out!"
The person behind the screen sneered: "Hehe, you still recognize me."
It's Weisheng, and Cangdoushan's anger is not in one place: "Who are you standing there to fool? Stop pretending to be a ghost!"
Weisheng came out, crossing his arms: "It's midnight, what are you doing here?"
Cang Doushan didn't want him to get involved: "Don't worry about it."
"Who is that person? You are so caring."
Weisheng's words were sour, so Cangdoushan had no choice but to tell him: "An evil cultivator, let me observe who his master is, and see if I can get some information."
Wei Sheng's interest suddenly rose: "Evil cultivators? What kind of evil methods do they have?"
"Hmm... that goes back a long time ago, and the concept of cultivation is different. They plunder the aura of heaven and earth for their own use, while decent cultivation is to integrate with heaven and earth. Once the world was ruled by evil sects for a period of time, and the environment for cultivating immortals became abnormal Oops, the rise of decent digital geniuses slowly turned the situation around." Cang Doushan mumbled, "I'm fine here, go back to sleep."
"Hurry me away in such a hurry." Weisheng took out an oiled paper bag from his arms, and the sweet scent of osmanthus permeated, "Leek pie makes you thirsty, I brought you osmanthus candied lotus root, do you want to eat it? If I don’t eat it, I’ll eat it.”
The author has something to say:
If you take back the last chapter, you won’t be able to collect it if you don’t update it
I was wrong, it will be updated daily in the future, although each chapter may be very short...
A short boy followed, Cang Doushan didn't pay attention at first, but when he was approaching the gate of Yiyue Pavilion, he suddenly became alert: "Who are you?"
The young man hesitated for a while, his face flushed: "Brother, I just want to go out with you, it's too crowded."
Cang Doushan's lips moved, but he didn't ask that sentence after all, turned his head and rushed out of the encirclement with a few steps, escaping from the vortex of the world of mortals.
It opened the way for him.
When Cangdou Mountain looked back, the boy had disappeared.
Cang Doushan carefully recalled the intuition that came up at that moment, and he can be sure that his instinctive sense of crisis was not caused by him following closely, but because the young man was an orthodox evil cultivator.
An enlightened cultivator.
The strange aura on that evil cultivator was very faint, so faint that it was almost indistinguishable, and it was basically impossible for monks who had not dealt with evil cultivators to recognize it.What's more, when people and snakes were mixed together at that time, it was only when they walked to the door
Cang Doushan weighed it and decided to put aside the matter of the young evil cultivator, and first move the drunk man hanging on his body home.
Weisheng has been eating and drinking for several months, and has gained more than ten catties. Even though Cangdoushan is now well-cultivated, it is still a bit strenuous to drag.Sweating profusely, he dragged him back, Weisheng was still hanging on him, like a brown candy, he groaned and held on to him, refusing to let go.
Cang Doushan patted the back of his hand vigorously: "Let go."
Weisheng rubbed his waist, softly shouted: "Don't loose~"
Cang Doushan's face darkened: "Stop pretending to be drunk, I won't let go and beat you up!"
Weisheng opened his big innocent eyes and said, "Why do you say I'm pretending to be drunk?"
"I can't see this at all, I'm blind to my knowledge." Cang Doushan couldn't help but gave him a chestnut, and pushed him onto the bed, "Have a good rest, do you have a headache?"
Weisheng actually has a good capacity for alcohol, he would get drunk in Yiyue Pavilion, and he couldn't figure out what was going on.Now that I think about it, it's not the wine that makes people intoxicated, it should be that Yiyue Pavilion has tampered with the incense. If you smell it too much, it will make you dizzy and feel similar to being drunk.
But once you come out, it will be much better when the cool breeze blows.
But I just don't want to go down.
Weisheng laid his head back on the fragrant and soft new bed, how could he get up, humming: "I have a headache, my bones are sore."
"Then I'll make tea, don't spit on the bed."
"Good~"
As soon as Cangdoushan walked away, Weisheng immediately rolled on the bed twice, feeling that the new one is better than the old one, it is so comfortable to lie on.
Lying down for a while, squinting and about to fall asleep, Cang Doushan came over with a bowl of white peony tea and shook him: "Get up, drink tea."
Just as Cangdoushan picked him up, he went limp as if he had no bones: "I can't get up, why don't you feed me."
Cangdoushan slapped him again: "Where did you suffer from the disease of wealth and wealth, get up and drink tea, who will serve you."
Weisheng sat up reluctantly, took a few sips of the tea bowl, the tea soup was slightly sweet and slightly bitter, which suits his taste very well.After drinking more than half of it, Cangdoushan took the tea bowl away: "Are you awake? Go to sleep."
Weisheng was reluctant to leave the new bed, so he made up his mind to stay on the bed.Sitting there motionless, Cang Doushan frowned: "What are you doing?"
Weisheng simply made it clear: "I'm going to sleep here today." He raised his eyebrows with a smirk of "what can you do with me".
Cang Doushan didn't show mercy: "It's not that you want to sleep in a separate bed, go back to sleep in your own room."
"If I don't go, I won't go. I'm going to sleep in a new bed." Weisheng played a rogue.
Cang Doushan saw that he was stern and indifferent, so he simply started to pull him, but he couldn't move, angry and helpless: "Yes, you just sit here, I'll sleep." He took off his coat, rolled up the quilt and lay down.
Weisheng sat for a while, then turned his head and said, "I bought this bed."
Cang Doushan said: "I tried hard every day to try out the formula, neither did I ask you for wages, nor did I ask you for it. Logically speaking, this bed was bought with my money."
"That's at least half of me." Weisheng lay down, rubbed against Cangdou Mountain, and pulled off the quilt restlessly after lying down for a while.Seeing that he didn't respond, he talked more and more, and finally covered himself completely, feeling very satisfied.
Finally, I don't have to sleep in a small broken bed.
Cangdoushan got up the next day and hurried to the market to order a small bed, which was delivered in the afternoon and helped to make the mattress.The meaning is very clear, but it's a pity that Weisheng turned a blind eye and refused to cooperate. Cangdoushan couldn't resist him, so he had to give the bed to an old man to sleep in, and everything returned to the original state.
Weisheng's return plan succeeded, and even his work became much easier.
Cangdoushan was still thinking about the young evil cultivator, and sneaked around the Yiyue Hall from time to time to see if that person came. After working hard for several days, he finally saw that young face.
That young Xiexiu became a handyman in Yiyue Hall, sweeping the floor, mopping the floor and washing dishes, and sometimes he would see two or three thugs teaching the girl a lesson, and after the thugs taught him a lesson, he was responsible for helping the girl to treat her injuries.With a lot of work and little money, the time to go home is uncertain, and Cang Doushan, who can't get up when he sleeps, always misses the time when he comes home from get off work.
Candoushan finished eating a pot helmet.Xie Xiu hadn't finished washing the dishes yet, so he closed the window, thought about leaving a small gap, and planned to go to sleep for a while.
Unexpectedly, when he turned his head, there was a shadowy figure standing on the screen at the door, he was startled: "Who? Come out!"
The person behind the screen sneered: "Hehe, you still recognize me."
It's Weisheng, and Cangdoushan's anger is not in one place: "Who are you standing there to fool? Stop pretending to be a ghost!"
Weisheng came out, crossing his arms: "It's midnight, what are you doing here?"
Cang Doushan didn't want him to get involved: "Don't worry about it."
"Who is that person? You are so caring."
Weisheng's words were sour, so Cangdoushan had no choice but to tell him: "An evil cultivator, let me observe who his master is, and see if I can get some information."
Wei Sheng's interest suddenly rose: "Evil cultivators? What kind of evil methods do they have?"
"Hmm... that goes back a long time ago, and the concept of cultivation is different. They plunder the aura of heaven and earth for their own use, while decent cultivation is to integrate with heaven and earth. Once the world was ruled by evil sects for a period of time, and the environment for cultivating immortals became abnormal Oops, the rise of decent digital geniuses slowly turned the situation around." Cang Doushan mumbled, "I'm fine here, go back to sleep."
"Hurry me away in such a hurry." Weisheng took out an oiled paper bag from his arms, and the sweet scent of osmanthus permeated, "Leek pie makes you thirsty, I brought you osmanthus candied lotus root, do you want to eat it? If I don’t eat it, I’ll eat it.”
The author has something to say:
If you take back the last chapter, you won’t be able to collect it if you don’t update it
I was wrong, it will be updated daily in the future, although each chapter may be very short...
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