Old Gong always wants to feed me fat

In Jinglong City, Weisheng sneaked out of his busy schedule and finally found time to practice hard for a few days.

His realm has been stagnant for too long, and he finally squeezed out time to practice, and he couldn't enter the state after sitting for most of the day.

After finally entering the state, after several days of meditation, he easily broke through the unity state.

After entering the Black Sea, I was surprised to see that the Black Sea was frozen and turned into an ice field, and the gray sky seemed to be brighter because of this.

On an isolated island on the ice sheet, there is a person sitting with his back facing him.

He walked over and landed on the island easily without any mental preparation.This time it was a shock, and then it was replaced by greater curiosity: The islander Cangdoushan saw was the dead Jiang Yilan, what could he see? Was it the girl he had pried the coffin over? ?

As he approached, his heart beat faster inexplicably, and he turned his back to the person, who raised his head and smiled at him: "You are here."

It's Qiu Wei Song.

Weisheng's consciousness went blank for a moment, and he smiled stiffly: "Coincident."

Qiu Weige smiled, "You're finally here."

The tone is not like Qiuwei's song, nor is the expression.Weisheng felt something was wrong: "Who are you?"

"I am Yue Ying, you are Yue Kui." Yue Ying stretched out her hand, "Today is the time for our reunion."

"What about the moon's gain and the moon's loss, I don't understand." Wei Sheng slapped her open, Yue Ying was not angry at all, but still smiled: "You really forgot."

"Where's Qiu Weige?" Weisheng stared at her. It was Qiu Weige's face, but the person under the skin had already changed.

"You mean that little girl?" Yue Ying's tone was casual, "She, you may not remember her for a long time. The little girl who sells tea to you in Yiyue Pavilion, do you remember what she looks like?"

Weisheng really didn't remember, that little girl was just a passer-by in his life, without Yueying's reminder, he couldn't remember it at all.

"She likes you, although you don't know it." Yue Ying's smile was so sarcastic, "But she felt that she was not good enough for you, so she agreed to my parasitism. I gave her beauty and strength, and taught her how to be a lady. But she is still so useless, it took a long time to get close to you, and in the end she got nothing, hey, it's so pitiful."

Weisheng couldn't figure it out: "Then what are you?"

"What am I?" Yue Ying seemed to have heard some big joke, "What are you, I am what. You can't remember? Then let me help you remember!" She stood up suddenly, Pushing Weisheng hard, Weisheng couldn't resist for a while, he was pushed into the sea of ​​ice, and the cold air enveloped him, piercing his bones.

Yueying stood on the isolated island condescendingly, his voice echoing in his ears.

"You're not called Weisheng, you're called Yuekui."

waning.

I'm a waning moon?

Look forward to the moon loss of Shulu.

He is the moon waning of the artifact Wang Shulu.Thousands of years ago, the Xihe sect celebrated the millennium ceremony of the opening of the sect. The three mountains were brightly lit and thunderous with joy.He watched drinking from a big tree on a mountain in the distance, thinking that these humans were really boring, what a big deal.

But the wine at the banquet was delicious, and the food on display was also delicious and beautiful.Yue Kui is very satisfied and wants to ask Yue Ying to come and eat and drink together, but Yue Ying is not happy and says to keep a distance from humans.

You don't want me to.Yue Kui mixes in with the guests and drinks and eats meat freely. He will never feel full and can eat as much as he wants.Of course, there are too many people at the banquet, and a big appetite will inevitably attract others' attention. He eats very restrainedly, and he can't help but eat more dishes with chopsticks, hiding in the corner and eating secretly.

Accidentally ran into a friend.

Hidden to eat, only to hear a chirping sound that didn't belong to me.

The two of them explored the dense bushes at the same time, their oily faces almost touching each other.

Cang Doushan covered his cheeks with a shocked face: "Who are you?"

Yue Kui reacted quickly and lied: "I am a casual cultivator in the world, and I came in to eat and drink."

Cang Doushan didn't expect him to say so bluntly that he came here to eat and drink, he was taken aback and said: "I eat vegetables, don't tell others."

"Yeah." Yue Kui thought I wouldn't have so much time to sue you, and then wondered at his different hobbies, "Why do you only eat vegetables?"

Cang Doushan sighed: "My master and sister are all lovers of meat, and there is meat every now and then. I have eaten meat for several years, and I really can't eat any more! Finally, I have a banquet and order dishes to adjust the taste. "

"You like to eat vegetables, why don't you cook them yourself?"

"I won't..."

Yue Kui was convinced, biting the chicken bone and thinking to pieces: "What's so difficult about cooking, why don't you just throw it in the water and cook it with some salt."

Cang Doushan hehe: "You can do it, you can do it."

"Why should I help you..." Before he finished speaking, Cang Doushan suddenly became nervous, "No, master called me, I'm leaving first!" Standing up and running, he disappeared in the blink of an eye.

"It's running pretty fast." Yue Kui muttered, after eating the chicken wings, he slipped back to pick out something delicious. He took a fancy to a squirrel mandarin fish, took half of it, squatted in a corner and ate the fish happily.

Suddenly the music broke out, the talking and laughing stopped abruptly, Yue Kui was chewing the fish and looked back to watch the fun.An old Taoist with a sense of demeanor flew over lightly, followed by two disciples, a man and a woman, handsome in appearance, handsome in spirit, as if they had stepped out of a peerless painting.

Yue Kui looked at Cangdoushan, who was sneaking to eat vegetables just now, and suddenly became immortal, and couldn't help feeling a little dazed: Hey, is this the same person?

It's really a model... Bah, it looks good.

A master of the sect came up to talk to the old Taoist, and while exchanging pleasantries, he inevitably praised the two disciples behind him, Cang Dou Shan and his senior sister responded with reserved and polite smiles.

When you meet Penghai Road with a smile, the color of the world is dusty.

Planted.

Since then, there has been a sweeping young man in my heart.

No one knew where he came from, nor had anyone noticed.This was easy for Yue Kui, with loose rules in his heart, he swept the mountain trails, and swept to the top of the mountain.Cangdoushan recognized him, he was surprised at first, but then he let down his vigilance, and often asked him to go to Zongwai to buy some delicious food, and he would give him money, sometimes if he bought too much food, he would give half of it to him.

Yue Kui was so happy.

He has lived for a long time, wandering the world through countless years, and has never cared so much about a person.Sweeping the floor every day, looking at Cangdou Mountain, running errands, and quietly opening a small stove for him, is extremely satisfying.

After hanging out like this for several months, Yueying had had enough sleep and came over to tell him to go back.

Moon loss is not happy.

"You go, I will stay here."

Yue Ying was symbiotic with him, so she could easily see through his thoughts, and couldn't help but sneer: "You like him?"

Yue Kui didn't understand what he meant by falling in love with him, but somehow felt annoyed that his secret had been exposed, so he choked back viciously: "Don't worry about it."

"The upheaval of the world is about to begin, why don't you let me take care of it?" Yue Ying said, "You'd better get rid of this attachment as soon as possible, your identity is doomed not to be with him, not to mention that he is a person of the heart, in the future You will definitely marry a talented woman from a wealthy immortal family as a Taoist partner, it's none of your business."

He said that he could bear it if he lost even one piece of the month, and that he would marry a woman from the Xianmen, so he suddenly lost his temper: "Nonsense, he is not that kind of person, that nerd, he has no interest in women at all except for reading the heart book." .”

"Oh, then you just wait!" Yue Kui sneered, dropped these words and walked away.

However, within a few days, a talented girl suddenly appeared in the world of monks. When she entered the state of unity, auspicious signs and auspicious clouds were everywhere in Zhongzhou, which could be seen in most of the area and shook all directions.Immediately, this talented girl was invited into Xi Hezong.

Yue Kui can understand what is going on at a glance. This girl has made a soul transaction with Yue Ying. The girl must obey Yue Ying unconditionally. Everything that belongs to her is under the control of Yue Ying. , it's just a snap of the fingers for the artifact.

He was ashamed and angry.

Things are going in the direction Yue Ying wants.The girl's talent was unanimously recognized by the Xihe Sect, and the lord accepted her as a closed disciple. Yuegui saw the old Taoist at the banquet, that is, the master of Candoushan, the master of Xinmen, and moved Cangdoushan and Genius. The young girl's thoughts of becoming a Taoist couple.The day after the suzerain accepted his disciples, he went to discuss with the suzerain.

Yue Kui was furious when he saw it, but Yue Ying was still very proud, so he ran up to him and laughed at him: "How about it, I'm right. I'm going to die soon."

Yuegui said angrily: "If you don't die, you won't die! I won't die even if the world is overturned!"

Yue Ying was agitated even more by him: "Okay! Just wait!"

The two parted unhappily.

Yue Kui was holding back her anger, but she had nowhere to vent her anger. She felt that she was wronged, that she was a godly weapon, but... actually... huh?

He scratched his head and suddenly became confused: I don't want him to be a Taoist partner so much, why?

For two geniuses to become Taoist couples, it would be of great benefit to both parties.Whether it's cultivation base, realm, cultivation experience, or marriage of power in the secular sense.

But he just couldn't swallow it.

Cang Doushan didn't know about it.

When he went to look for him, he was holding a branch and writing and drawing on the wet mud floor. With a quick glance at the moon, he knew that he was deducing a way in his mind, and the calculation in the middle was wrong. The result was a mess of scribbling and scribbling, which disturbed his mind.

"What's the matter?" Yue Kui put on a pure smile and knelt down beside him, Cang Doushan looked unhappy: "I can't figure it out."

"If you can't figure it out, don't forget it. Here, this is what I bought recently. It's delicious."

Cangdoushan took one, licked the sweet taste of Misan Dao in his mouth, and his expression was not necessarily very happy: "I have been calculating this for many days, and today I suddenly came up with an inspiration. I thought I could figure it out, but the result is still Card, I still can't figure it out." He muttered, his cheeks were puffed up, and he wanted to pinch the moon.

He was thinking about how to remind him, and he didn't want him to throw the branch far away: "Forget it!" He stood up and chewed Misandao and said vaguely: "This is delicious, bring more next time ah."

Yue Kui nodded like a pounding garlic.

When he went to buy Misandao, he was happy for a long time. To form a Taoist couple requires both parties to agree. A twisted melon is not sweet. As long as Candou Mountain disagrees, the old man will jump up and down to make a match, and nothing will happen!

However, he was not happy for a long time when rumors spread from Tianmen that the suzerain also meant to let the genius girl form a Taoist couple with Cang Doushan, the next master of Xinmen.

This made Yue Kui angry.

When he sent Mi Sandao to Cangdou Mountain, he couldn't help it, and asked, "The suzerain said he wanted to make you and Jiang Yilan a Taoist couple, what do you think?"

Cang Doushan bit the penholder, his mind was still on the doubt that was always stuck: "Whatever, I don't care."

One sentence made Yue Kui's heart go cold, and he asked with the last glimmer of hope: "This is a matter of great importance in your life."

"I don't care if there is a Taoist companion or not."