Follow the boss and have a bag lick

So to say that violating minors will still be punished by God, Lan Wei and Xiao Bai are not finished, just when Lan Wei is about to pick up the gun and go up, the phone rang, it is none other than Lan Wei's mother .

Although Lan Wei complained in his heart that his mother really picks the time to call, she still accepted her fate.

When Lan Wei came back from the phone call, Bai Jifan had already begun to breathe evenly.

There is no way that one thing is interrupted twice, and it is not good to continue.

So today's Lan Wei was forced to become a human again.

Lan Wei went to bed, took Xiao Bai into her arms, and fell asleep.

The next day when the two opened their eyes, it was already 9:54, and the match started at [-] o'clock, which was not too late.

A group of people were on their way to the scene by car, when Lao Yi suddenly asked, "Was it Xiaobai's birthday yesterday?"

Ruirui: "I haven't arrived yet, Xiaobai's birthday is July 26, today..." Ruirui took out his phone while talking.

"Fuck! Is it the 27th today?...Happy birthday to... Xiaobai..." Ruirui looked at Xiaobai in embarrassment.

"When you think about it, the World Invitational is over." Old Yi rolled his eyes.

"Didn't I... attach importance to the game!" Ruirui also wanted to argue three points unreasonably.

"You attach importance to the competition and you are ranked last...what is it?" Lan Wei snapped back at Rui Rui with a single sentence.

"..."

"Xiaobai, don't worry, when it's your birthday, brother will definitely not forget it, and he must give you a big gift. Just wait."

"It's okay, it's just a birthday."

"That won't work, the coming-of-age ceremony must be prepared."

"Need not……"

Xiaobai still wanted to say something, but Lan Wei stopped him.

"He can take it if he wants to give it to you, no loss."

We arrived at the meeting place during the speech.

Commentary A: "Welcome everyone, today we will have the last day of competition, and tonight the solo volleyball champion of the professional league will be born."

Commentary B: "Yes, yesterday's game was also very exciting. I don't know if the wonderful match between Xiaobai and Lion will continue today."

Commentary A: "That's right, let's look forward to who will win today's championship. Is it the veteran Lion, or the rookie Xiaobai? Or another dark horse."

Commentary B: "This competition will also be broadcast live on the official platform. Everyone is welcome to participate in the interaction by posting barrage."

Commentary A: "Then, let me introduce today's special guest commentator."

Commentary B: "He is - God V! Let us ask God V to say hello to everyone."

All the audience was boiling instantly, and no one expected that Lan Wei would explain it.

Lan Wei: "Well, it's me."

The commentators A and B were very embarrassed and speechless about the short three words of Lan Wei.

Commentator B: "...haha... Does God V have a promising player?" The commentator tried his best to change the embarrassing situation.

Lan Wei: "Our... DOG Xiaobai is very good."

"I bet ten packs of spicy strips! Just now God V definitely wanted to say 'our family' Xiaobai!"

"I'm dying of laughter, I can already imagine the situation of God V's commentary, and I feel sorry for the commentary for five seconds."

Commentary A: "Then what do you think about Lion and Xiaobai? Who might be better?"

Lan Wei didn't even have to think about answering: "Xiaobai."

Commentator B wanted to ask something else, but was stopped by Lan Wei: "I'm here to explain, not to accept interviews."

Explanation: "..."

The poor two commentators could only laugh awkwardly and change the subject.

Commentator A: "...Then let's stop talking nonsense and start the game right away."

For Lan Wei to explain this matter, he himself just found out.Ye Xingxing made the arrangements for him clearly, that is, he did not tell him in advance.

Before pushing him into the commentary room, he only explained a few words: Anyway, you are idle, so you can just make do with the commentary.The first is to cooperate with the two commentators, and the second is not to say anything that is useless.

So Lan Wei had no choice but to force him. You don't need to ask, Ye Mingxing must have made up his mind a long time ago, and it must be beneficial to others who are intimidating.

Lan Wei sighed secretly, the matter has come to this point and he can only get on with it.

The race has started and the route has been set.

Each player has his own style, and he chooses his position according to his own habits. There will be no fierce battles in the early stage of the game. At this time, commentary is needed to enliven the atmosphere.

The two commentators are both veterans, so they naturally talk to Lan Wei, but Lan Wei chokes him into autism.

such as--

Commentary A: "ERO, the player wants to go around from the other side. I don't know if this move can be done."

Commentary B: "I think it's feasible. There are bushes around here as cover. Although the footsteps are loud, if you move quickly, the chances are great. God V, what do you think?"

Lan Wei stared at the screen for three seconds, then said leisurely, "No."

Commentary A: "Why?"

Lan Wei explained in a natural tone: "Did you go over there to find the dead? It's so obvious that no one can see it?"

Sure enough, he was killed by someone on the other side when he was halfway around.

Commentary on A&B: "..." God V, please save face...

Another example--

Commentary B: "Good opportunity, this direction and distance are the most suitable for throwing mines!"

Lan Wei glanced at the players' names again, and couldn't help but say, "Anyone has a chance of winning, but..."

Before Lan Wei finished speaking, there was a loud thunder on the ground, and he blew himself up.

Lan Wei continued to finish the sentence: "...This is the moon, the self-destruct king who specially blows himself up."

To say that there are always a few weirdos in every circle, and everyone has their own strengths and weaknesses. This guy is throwing mines is a big problem, either throwing mines blindly or doing mines himself. It is a respectful title that professional players admire. For: self-explosion king.

Commentary A&B: "..." We don't bring this kind of fun, can we still explain it!

Similar situations emerge endlessly, as long as Lan Wei can speak up, it's either to say that a certain player is in the wrong position, or to name and call Lao Yi or Rui Ruicai.Later, the two commentators rarely cue Lan Wei, and it is assumed that there is no such person.

"Hahahaha, the MVP of this game is definitely God V, and I don't accept any rebuttals."

"God V, please don't say a few words, the two commentators are about to cry 23333333"

"Welcome to V God's large-scale □□ professional player conference."

"Hahahaha God V, why don't you talk about your Xiaobai?"

There is an exception to everything. It's not that Lan Wei doesn't talk about Xiaobai, but what he says is different from what others say.

Lan Wei: "Xiaobai should smoke first here, and then fool him."

……

Lan Wei: "Hide behind the haystack, get stuck on the right side, and throw mines."

……

Lan Wei: "There's someone far away, shoot him."

……

Lan Wei: "There's no reason not to make up for the head delivered to your door."

And so on, two people are like one talking and one doing, there is no big difference, occasionally there is a difference, Lan Wei even deliberately praised Xiao Bai, saying what he didn't even think of himself.

The two commentators have been less able to intervene since Xiaobai entered the finals.

"How do I remember that there were three people commenting?"

"God V, did you press the microphone on Xiaobai, he can hear everything you say!"

"The scene of the large-scale whitewashing (wife), how did the other two go offline?"

"God V's commentary is very harmful."

On Bai Jifan's side, there are currently only 6 people left on the field. The narrow circle is a crop circle, with few bunkers, and the Great Plains.

In the end, these few people entered the circle while observing, and so did Xiaobai, who would fight as soon as he saw the bunker, and finally three people remained.

But at present, Xiaobai only knows that there is one person on his left, but he dare not act rashly, in case another person wants to pick up the leak, it will be bad.

Xiaobai glanced at the circle, and was about to shrink the circle, his position was on the side of the safety circle, and the person on the left was next to the poison circle.After thinking for a few seconds, Xiaobai made up his mind.

At the beginning of the shrinking circle, Xiaobai smoked on the right side, and used the cover to hit the person on the left, and barely hit him twice. Two seconds later, it showed that there were two people left.

The last person left, Xiaobai no longer worried, just come a little bit.It didn't take a while to show eating chicken.

In the end, both of these two people were poisoned to death by the poison circle, and Xiaobai didn't count as the number of heads. Even so, Xiaobai still ate chicken with eight kills, and the ranking moved up a few places, reaching fifth.

Xiaobai looked at the ranking list, and then looked back at his own monitor.

Lan Wei saw Xiao Bai's appearance through the footage cut on the screen, so he knew what he was up to.

The author has something to say: I hope that the cuties who see this will not beat me up, after all, I have thought about laughing and crying.As for when the two of them will be successful or after the World Invitational?Or next birthday.Still have to be an adult, hmm.

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