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After the joyful introduction/recognition session was over, Bai Jifan started the live broadcast with Lan Wei.That's right, it was Bai Jifan who was carrying the blue scorpion.

As we all know, when there is a live broadcast by Xiaobai, God V will definitely follow the live broadcast.So it's true.

"Ah! God V is live! Good afternoon God V~"

"Sure enough, Xiaobai is also broadcasting live. Good afternoon, God V~ Good afternoon Xiaobai~"

"Xiaobai hasn't broadcasted live for a long time, and God V also stopped live broadcasting."

"What's up with Xiaobai recently? God V, good afternoon~"

"They are all saying hello to you." Lan Wei turned off the microphone and said to Bai Jifan next to him.

However, Xiaobai's live broadcast room exploded.Dormant fans showed up one after another.

"!!!!!!!!!??????"

"I didn't go to the wrong live broadcast room! Why did I hear the voice of God V just now!"

"Upstairs, you are not alone! God V did indeed speak in Xiaobai's live broadcast room."

"So the two are broadcasting live together?!!?"

"Understanding Liao, the live broadcast will be double-opened in the future."

"I'm sour."

Bai Jifan glanced at Lan Wei resentfully: You explain!

Lan Wei shrugged helplessly: Alright, I will obey you.

"I'll correct my name, Xiaobai is right next to me, you guys understand what I mean."

V God's fans are naturally very enthusiastic:

"Completely o98k, the blue and white cp has been locked."

"The official announcement understands, please start your dog abuse."

"Lemon fruit on a lemon tree."

"You and me under the lemon tree."

"Playing games in front of the lemon tree."

"Whoever divides who is the dog."

Bai Jifan couldn't see it, and asking Lan Wei to explain was the biggest mistake.

"Well, let's start." What else could he say besides changing the subject?

"it is good."

"Four rows."

"Listen to you."

"God V is a good man to book, listening to his wife is the cutest."

"The dog abuse has already begun."

"I feel sorry for the passers-by next in line."

The two waited for a long time, only waiting for a teammate, just about to quit but the game has already begun.

There is no particular reason for wanting to quit, but this teammate is too talkative.

"Hello, two friends, are you together? Where should we skydive?"

"How about P City, no way, there are too many people. If you don't want to jump into the prison, there seems to be a lot of people in the prison. Then let's play wild and eat chicken rich express. Let's go..."

From the moment they got on the plane, Lan Wei and Bai Jifan were silent, Bai Jifan was always reticent, and Lan Wei tried hard not to scold him.

This fucking mouth is too broken, don't those words burn your mouth?

"Hey, good guys are also being robbed by junglers. There are still a lot of people. Let me see, hey, S686, it is worthwhile if you have a gun. Come and spray one."

"What is this? Red dot, I don't even have a gun to load it, so forget it, pick it up first, and talk about it later."

"A bottle of painkillers and a second-stage head, not bad."

"Hey, I'll go. Where did this guy come from? It scared me to death. Fortunately, I was shot to death. I'll see what's in the box... AKM, Dejin, oh, let's get rid of the pan... ..."

"Shut up!" Lan Yu said coldly.

"Oh my god, friend, you scared me to death, you can talk, I thought you couldn't turn on the mic and I played by myself. Hey, there are quite a lot of things in this bag, do you want any accessories?"

"I suggest you better shut up."

"What's wrong? How can you play this game without communicating..."

"If you talk too much, I'm afraid I can't help but shoot you in the head." Lan Wei shot at his feet.

Bai Jifan echoed, "He's not kidding, he doesn't kill me."

"Yoooooo, Xiaobai and God V are handsome."

"Hahahahahahaha, I was so scared that I didn't dare to speak immediately, I felt sorry for him for a second, no more."

"Wow, Xiaobai God V is a perfect match, it's okay to protect your husband and spoil your wife."

"It's not your fault that your mouth is broken, but it's your fault that you talk too much and interrupt God V's chat with Xiaobai (show affection)."

"Let's bless this friend together, and enjoy the early bliss hahahaha."

"I'm going to die laughing. It's hard to find people who talk a lot these days. Hahahahaha."

Next, this brother really didn't talk nonsense, so he shut the microphone with regret.

The world becomes clean again.

"There is a group of people by the river." Xiaobai observed with a magnifying glass.

"Oh, so blatant?"

It's already reached the final round, and there are only a dozen people left, but this team is strolling along the river with a big swagger.

"Hey, is this a group washing feet by the river?" Lan Wei watched the three people take turns running from behind the rock to the river and back again.

"Hahahahahaha, it's okay to form a group to wash your feet. Has God V turned on the mocking mode?"

"Hey~ God V, you are too arbitrary, how can you say that people wash their feet, maybe they organize a group to take a bath."

"Upstairs you are also skinny, hahahaha."

"As we all know, PUBG is a bathing game (dog head saves life)"

Lan Wei didn't care about the barrage, and said to Bai Jifan, "Xiaobai, come to me."

Lan Wei was in the house at this time, and Bai Jifan ran to Lan Wei's house and pointed a gun at him.

.

"Wow, Xiaobai, you actually pointed a gun at me." Lan Wei's tone was indescribably weird.

"Hahaha, God V, you can also point a 'gun' at him."

"Come on, why do I feel like God V is playing hooligan again!"

Bai Jifan still didn't move.

Seeing that Bai Jifan ignored him, Lan Wei gave up, dropped two bottles of painkillers and said, "This is for you, you take it."

Xiao Bai said indifferently: "No, I have."

"It's okay, it's okay, you take more to protect me."

"Oh my God, I'm blind, God V actually needs protection, I'm sick, how about you?"

Xiaobai still didn't take it, Bai Jifan said: "Shouldn't you protect me?"

"Xiaobai Saigao! That's right, let this big pig's hoof protect you!"

"Ahhh, Xiaobai, you've changed! When did you become such a sweet little cutie!"

Lan Wei laughed softly, sure enough Xiaobai could easily make him fall in love.

Bai Jifan heard the laughter coming from the earphones, his ears were numb from the electricity, and he looked to the side, and sure enough, Lan Yu was also looking at him, with gentle eyes, which made him blush and his heart beat faster.

"How about this, let's play a game, whoever wins will get it." Lan Wei suggested.

"Rock-paper-scissors, I'll make cloth, it's your turn, what will you make?"

"Scissors." Bai Jifan didn't understand what tricks he was playing, but he still cooperated.

"Okay, you win, you take it." After finishing speaking, Lan Wei took out another bottle of drink.

"This time I have scissors, it's your turn."

"Stone."

"I give out stones."

"cloth."

Lan Wei dotingly played the simplest game with Bai Jifan, and the barrage frantically swiped the screen.

"God V is too pampered, this is not the old hooligan I know."

"We still don't know what your opponents are doing while others are fighting to the death."

"Others are there in PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds, but I'm here to watch them talk about love?"

"It tastes so damn sweet, I'm starting to believe in love again."

"The content of the live broadcast caused strong discomfort. Why doesn't the country send me a boyfriend!"

"I don't care, the blue and white cp is locked! It must be locked today!"

"Does anyone remember that we still have a chatty teammate?"

"Hahahahaha, I'd have forgotten if you didn't tell me! The talkative teammates were frightened into aphasia 23333"

"It's too miserable for a teammate who talks tuberculosis, facing the scene of dog abuse."

"Talking teammates: I dare not speak, I don't see anything."

"God V, please control the atmosphere."

"Atmosphere: Now this film is out of my control."

Lan Wei and Bai Jifan had a great time playing, and the result was that they were sent to the west by a thunderbolt.

"Hahahaha, the person who threw the thunder is definitely a member of the fff group hahaha."

"Charge and explode now!"

"Mom, I have seen the most beautiful appearance of love, and I want to be with you even if I die 23333"

After Lan Wei and Bai Jifan were killed in the bombing, they both retreated, leaving the chattering teammate to face the flames of war alone.

In the next move, the two played double row at the barrage's request, and decided not to harm other players.

The desert map played by the two of them in this game is still playing a game indecently.This time, the two drove a tandem motorcycle for a walk around the map.

"Xiaobai, come up, I'll show you the scenery." Lan Wei waited on the motorcycle.

As soon as Bai Jifan got into the car, Lan Wei said: "Hold on to me, let's go!" Then he started to ride the bicycle and run wildly in the desert full of yellow sand, really carefree and happy.

"Unlock the achievement: See the scenery in the shootout game."

"As we all know, PUBG is a driving game."

"As we all know, PUBG can be any game except it is a gun game."

"Hahahahahaha again, you never know what series your opponent is doing."

"I actually started to expect what else these two people could do?"

"Hahaha, you are not alone upstairs."

"It doesn't matter, I'll blow off V's car skills first!"

Among the fans of Lan Wei are not only technical fans, but also fans of driving skills. It is said that Lan Wei's driving skills are so good that even if he is driving across a bridge and encounters a blocked bridge, he can use his car to avoid a lot of bullets. Is this an exaggeration? We don't know the truth, but Lan Wei's overturned car, ah, no, it is a batch of really good flying car technology.

In the desert map, there are large undulating sandbags in places where there is no housing area. If you don’t drive well, it is easy to overturn your car and end up in a car crash.But the blue one is different.

Lan Wei controlled the motorcycle to jump over one sandbag and rush to another sandbag. It flew up at the highest point and landed 360 degrees in the air, and then used this speed to rush to the next higher sandbag.

The car body jumped, and by virtue of the height difference, it turned twice in the air and landed smoothly without any trace of blood falling.From the intuitive perspective of the screen, the world on the screen turned around twice before returning to normal.

This wave of operation shows not only the barrage of cheers and praises, but even Bai Jifan had to admire. During the flight, his heart was always in suspense, for fear that he would crash directly if he made a mistake, but he couldn't help feeling happy after landing , The admiration for Lan Wei has risen to another level.

"I'll give [-] points to this wave of driving skills, I'm not afraid of your pride at all!"

"Aoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo" car fans! So happy!"

"V god cow batch! V god cow batch! V god cow batch!"

Lan Wei just smiled lightly at this, and drove the motorcycle on the map, leaving only a row of exhaust fumes for the opponent.

It turns out that you V God can always exceed your imagination, because two people came to a house and suddenly began to undress.

"Xiaobai, your clothes look better than mine, let's change them." Lan Wei said and threw her clothes on the ground.

So the two played the dress-up game again.

"My God, have you traveled around the world to come here?"

"V God is V God, and he never plays cards according to the routine."

Just as the two of them were changing their clothes, there was a sudden sound of footsteps, and the two of them immediately became vigilant. Bai Jifan didn't even have any clothes on.

As a result, a thunder exploded in the direction of the sound of footsteps, and another thunder soon followed.The two waited silently in the room squatting, but unexpectedly there was no movement for a long time.So I went over to check the situation, and found a person lying at the door with his box next to him.

Xiao Bai was a little puzzled, "How did he die? Zi Lei?"

"Probably so." Lan Wei didn't know either, he must have been killed by the bomb after hearing the thunder.

"In this posture, I thought he had sprained his ankle." Lan Wei looked at the corpse and said with a smile.

"..."

"Hahaha, V god Tianji has a brain hole. It's okay if you sprain your ankle."

When the two left the house, they found a box not far from the door. They probably knew how this person died.

Lan Wei couldn't help complaining, "Tsk, it's a shame to die."

There are still people in the barrage: "What's going on? Who will explain it to me?"

"Let me restore the case to everyone: Brother Weijiao thought that someone in the room wanted to throw mines, and his teammates also wanted to throw mines, but the teammates were faster than him but threw them to Brother Weijiao and bounced back. Brother Weijiao I was taken aback and probably wanted to save my teammate, but I didn’t switch the key, and I threw the mine I pinched and blew myself up.”

"Wonderful, whether it's true or not, I believe it anyway."

So the two people who unknowingly played PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds as a Jedi dress-up survived to the end. After Bai Jifan killed a person, the two succeeded in eating chicken.This may be one of the most special rounds in the game career of the two, after all, one kill and one chicken.

"One kill and eat chicken?! I read that right, the one that Xiaobai killed was the last one?"

"God V lying on the chicken! In my lifetime, I feel like I have witnessed the birth of a history!"

After the entertainment session was over, the two of them started playing games seriously. During the process, Lan Wei continued to teach Bai Jifan some skills, such as predicting, pressing guns and so on.

Before the two were about to go live, fans rushed to Bai Jifan's live broadcast room to say goodbye, and kept telling Xiaobai to do more live broadcasts, and to be with Lan Wei.They seem to prefer to watch the interaction between the two now.

Because they had a rest today and didn't have to train until late, the two of them returned to the room early, but they didn't go to bed so early with their usual schedule.

Bai Jifan is still very nervous about living in the same room with Lan Wei, and Lan Wei is also very complicated in his heart. If he is happy, he must be happy, but the lesson from last night is also true. Now he can only keep telling himself that Xiao Bai 16 years old...16 years old...16 years old...

Entering the room, as soon as the door was closed, Bai Jifan's heart was beating non-stop, and he took out his mobile phone and fiddled with it.

Lan Wei's attention was all placed on Bai Jifan's body, and he felt cute when he was nervous, and felt very satisfied in his heart.

"noob."

Bai Jifan was suddenly called out by him, startled, his hand was unsteady, the phone fell on his foot without holding it, and he yelled out in pain, "Hiss..."

Lan Wei walked over immediately, squatted down to look, and found that it was all right, picked up the phone and returned it to him.Reaching out and stroking his hair, "little confused."

Bai Jifan felt a little shy in his heart.

"what happened?"

"I'll go back to live tomorrow, so don't be too nervous." Lan Wei smiled and touched Bai Jifan's face.

So soft!

"Did not you say……"

Bai Jifan remembered that he said he moved down to live.

"I was discovered by Ye Mingxing and asked me to go back." How could Lan Wei tell him that no one knew that he slept here last night.

"They're afraid of delaying your rest." Lan Wei made up an excuse that was a good idea.Hold Bai Jifan's hand with one hand and knead it.

Hands are so soft.Why is this kid so soft

"No, there's no delay..." Bai Jifan whispered.

Lan Wei's heart moved, and he kissed Bai Jifan's cheek.Why is his Xiaobai so attractive.

"It doesn't matter, anyway, I can come anytime. It's better to have a little distance, otherwise..." Lan Wei deliberately lowered her voice and whispered next to Bai Jifan's ear, "I'm afraid I can't help it."

Bai Jifan's ears burst red in an instant, and he took out the hand held by Lan Wei, touched his ears, lowered his head and thought to himself: Why do you always play tricks on me like this.

"Hehe, I'm still here to accompany you tonight, go to bed quickly and have a good rest, won't you start training again tomorrow."

Lan Wei patted Bai Jifan's shoulder and told him to lie down and sleep.

Bai Jifan lay down obediently, got into the quilt, and closed his eyes.

Lan Wei sat by the bed and accompanied him, just looking at him felt very sweet in her heart.

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