Lord of the Coffin Feeds the Dragon

On the afternoon of the second day, Su Yizhen was shoveling horse manure in the stable, when Jiao Wu shouted outside: "New here, come out!"

Su Yizhen continued to work, and said back to him: "What's the matter, just tell me!"

Angrily, Jiao Wu strode towards him, holding his nostrils to look at him, and said, "What a pretentious person, you still asked me to come in and invite you in person! Your lord sent someone to call you, and after you have a cup of tea, you must rush to the pagoda of the pagoda!"

Yo, the old goblin finally calmed down.

"You didn't say it earlier!" Su Yizhen threw all the rake and shovel aside, washed his hands and ran out quickly. Fortunately, the person who came to communicate hadn't gone far, so he hurriedly chased after him.

"Sister, wait for me for a while!" Su Yizhen remembered the shrew of this person, and changed his words, "Guan Hufa! Guan Hufa and take me for a ride. I'm afraid I won't be able to make it after a cup of tea. My lord, the old man waits." It won’t be good if you don’t enter the tower in time.”

"Yeah." Guan Heling replied lightly, then picked up Su Yizhen and threw it out, the long sword flew out of its sheath, and got under his feet before Su Yizhen landed, and then gradually lifted up and held it up firmly .

Su Yizhen was so excited, he thought to fly with the sword, this is the first time in my life to fly with the sword!After finding the right balance, he rushed to Guan Heling and clasped his fists: "Thank you for your kindness——"

Before the word "thank you" was finished, he fell into the bushes with a sword.

Guan Heling's little black boots rolled over the grass in front of his eyes, and his cold voice hit his heels and fell into Su Yizhen's ears: "You fly, I'm going, I'm a little unhappy, suddenly I don't want to carry you."

"Guan Hufa, why are you like this?!" Su Yizhen was speechless.

He got up and chased after him, and said with a smile: "Actually, we can fly together. I'm behind and you are in front. How about it?"

Guanhe Order: "Men and women are different."

Su Yizhen: "The sons and daughters of the rivers and lakes still care about these things, what are they doing? Respect the Lord, don't tell him to wait anxiously."

Guan Heling glanced at him: "The Lord is not an old man."

......

After arriving under the Buddha Pagoda, there was still no trace of Cang Yan.

Su Yizhen: "Guan Hufa, then I'll go in directly."

Unexpectedly, Guan Heling said: "The lord has an order, you are not allowed to go in again."

Su Yizhen resentfully said, "Then please ask the lord, the old man, to come out."

Guan Heling flew into the pagoda, and flew back after a while: "It's more than the time for a cup of tea, you go back."

"No way, this time is more than the time for a cup of tea?" Su Yizhen frowned and counted hard. It takes about 15 minutes for a cup of tea to cool down, but it also depends on the seasonal temperature. Like the current temperature, 15 minutes Afterwards, the tea is still hot enough to be drunk within 8 to [-] minutes—if the initial temperature is at boiling point, and Cang Ji is not so perverted that he wants to drink hot tea.

"Guan Hufa," Su Yizhen turned his head, only to find that Guan Heling had disappeared, "Guan Hufa? Guan Hufa, can you come out for a while? Can you just say a few words? Don't just leave, just leave, if you don't come out I'm not leaving!"

He said he would not leave, and sat down on the steps.To say that Cang Yan's concept of time is so strong that it is outrageous, why can't he wait an extra minute or two?Is there something unspeakable?

While thinking about it, a voice sounded from behind: "Do you like talking to her?"

Su Yizhen turned around abruptly—it was the red dress!

He immediately stood up straight with a dignified look, and asked with a smile: "Beauty Fenghe, we are so destined, what did you just say?"

Feng He turned sideways: "You are looking for Guardian Guan."

Su Yizhen laughed: "No, no, what I'm looking for is the old master, why does he let me go every time, calls me to come but doesn't see me, you say it's annoying or not."

Feng He: "The lord doesn't like to wait for others, you are late."

"It's only because I fell so late that I lost it, alas..." Su Yizhen folded his arms and stared at the red patch, "The lord has such a weird temper, how do you usually get along with him?" Ah, I see that your face is always pale, he... he won't bully you, right?"

Feng He: "So what if you bully, what if you don't bully?"

"It's good not to bully, I'm happy for you..." I'm so happy.Su Yizhen suddenly felt a little inexplicably uncomfortable, and said again, "But if he really bullies you, you don't have to be afraid. Tell brother something, even if brother can't beat him, he will definitely be able to vent his anger on you."

Feng He turned to him, looking straight into the other's unprepared eyes with a pair of naturally affectionate eyes, and asked, "In your opinion, what counts as bullying?"

Su Yizhen is a bit square.

They are a couple, how can they be considered a bully?Su Yizhen didn't dare to think deeply.

He murmured: "If it makes you unhappy, then it's bullying..."

Feng He: "That's out of the question."

"Oh, okay, forget it then, let's not talk about this." Su Yizhen scratched his head, "You... Fenghe beauty, why are you here?"

Feng He: "I live here."

Su Yizhen asked nervously: "Didn't the Buddha Pagoda never let others enter?"

Feng He: "I am not someone else."

Yeah, too.

Su Yizhen reconfirmed that Fenghe is Cang Yan's pet, and was lost for a while.How can an old goblin like Cang Yan be worthy of Feng He?He is so old, with old bones, even if he is a son of a dragon, he is not worthy of Fenghe...

But this is Fenghe's choice, he has the right, can you control it?Su Yizhen felt a little blocked. He attributed it to the bad weather, overwork and being released by Cang Yan.

Feng He: "The lord ordered me to take people on a trip to a faraway place. There is an eye-gouging monster that is difficult to deal with. Do you want to come with me to see it?"

so good? !What do you want? !

Su Yizhen's good mood immediately came up, and the haze that was unclear just now disappeared, and he said: "Okay! Very good! When are you leaving?"

Feng He: "Prepare four horses, Feishuang is for my exclusive use, you can choose another horse yourself, and set off early tomorrow morning."

"Okay!" Su Yizhen hurriedly agreed, then suddenly said, "Wait a minute, can I take a fox with me?"

Feng He paused slightly: "Is there anything special about a fox?"

Su Yizhen: "It's nothing special, it just has two more strange things than other foxes."

Fenghe: "...two strange things?"

"Oh, it's nothing, it's quite normal when you get used to it." Su Yizhen remembered the two small antlers, which were really pretty and felt good, and continued, "My fox is a stupid fox. I'm afraid of it. You'll starve to death by yourself."

Feng He: "This trip is dangerous, don't take it with you."

Su Yizhen shyly said, "If you say you don't want to take it, you won't take it. I'll listen to you, hehe." Seeing Fenghe subconsciously pinching his sleeve, Su Yizhen felt as if a few ants had crawled in, dusting off his clothes. I couldn't shake it off, it was numb and itchy.He quickly shifted his attention: "By the way, beautiful Fenghe, did you come when I asked you to drink soup earlier? I accidentally fell asleep, and I don't know if you came at night or not."

Feng He turned sideways: "No, I have something to delay."

Su Yizhen thumped his palms: "I knew it, it must have been stolen by a stupid fox, wait for me to go back and clean it up!"

Feng He: "Don't you love it, why do you need to clean it up?"

Su Yizhen: "The pain is the pain, but that soup is stewed for you, to nourish your body."

Feng He: "I'm fine, give it a drink."

Su Yizhen narrowed his eyes, and moved closer to him: "Okay, I'll listen to you!"

Feng He seemed extremely unaccustomed to hearing such over-favored words, opened her lips slightly and swallowed back the words in reply, and left in a hurry holding the corner of her sleeve.When he reached the high steps of the Futu Pagoda, he turned his head to look at Su Yizhen, and whispered: "Go back quickly."

The voice was like a kitten, but Su Yizhen could hear it very clearly.

Seeing a red dress disappearing through the gate of the Pagoda, Su Yizhen was not disappointed, but had the illusion that he was sure of victory.He stood still and thought silently, I know, I will listen to you.

The eye-gouging incident happened half a month ago. First, a woodcutter was gouged out when he passed a mountain path in Shehe Mountain.No one dares to take that mountain road anymore, but many people in Shehe Mountain suffered a lot. To avoid this road, they have to detour for more than ten miles, and it is inconvenient to collect firewood and transport goods.

Su Yizhen and his party came here with four horses. Except for Feng He who took the lead, the other two were Qiu Ge's first disciple, Qi Pin, and the other was Luo Weiji, the disciple who taught Duan Chiru.These two people don't know Feng He's real identity very well, but they also know that they are not ordinary people, and they dare not complain when they serve on the side along the way.It’s just that I have deep doubts about how Su Yizhen, a little horse herder, can travel together, especially Qi Pin, who looks at him with strange eyes along the way, and Su Yizhen rubs his ass from time to time, There is another bruise on the mouth, which makes it difficult not to think elsewhere.

It was getting late, and the few people found a temporary foothold in the woods near the mountain road, and lit a fire to rest for a while.Qi Xiao took out all the food in the package, and Su Yizhen saw that it was quite a lot!One of them was unfolded by him, and the smell of meat wafted away instantly. Hey, it turned out to be roast chicken.

Qi Xiao handed the whole roast chicken to Feng He, Luo Weiji saw that the dry food he got was dry and hard, and couldn't help but be envious.Su Yizhen smiled and said: "Is this kind of food worthy of the status of Master Feng He?"

Qi Pin raised his chin towards him: "This roast chicken is already marinated, how do you want to eat it? The little stable boy dares to put his beak in front of the adults, it's so unruly!"

Su Yizhen: "I have a better way to eat. If you don't accept it, come and make a bet. I will cut half of it later and I will deal with it. If it tastes better than your roast chicken after processing, you can also eat the other half." Leave it to me, if I lose, then I will cut off my own meat and roast it for you to eat. How about it, do you dare to bet or not?"

Luo Wei hastily stopped him: "Don't, don't, don't, this is too serious!"

Su Yizhen: "It's okay, I'm [-]% sure!"

Qi Pin: "What a stable boy, his tone is more powerful than his ability. If you want to bet, I will bet with you, but let's make it clear first. Master Feng He is here. If you lose, don't play it wrong."

"Laughing?" Su Yizhen raised his eyebrows, "I'll kneel down and call you Grandpa!"

After a while, Su Yizhen got a lot of washed bamboo leaves, wrapped the cut half of the roast chicken tightly in the bamboo leaves, dug a hole in the ground, and took some red charcoal Buried in a pit.First, a few small yams were thrown into the charcoal as a base, then the chicken wrapped in bamboo leaves was placed on the yams, and then several layers of bamboo leaves were covered, and finally it was buried with soil.

Luo Weiji was dumbfounded, and Luo Li asked nonchalantly: "What is this for? What does it mean to bury it? Can it still be eaten after digging out? Are you sure you can still eat it? I have never seen you do this before, you Are you sure you won't lose later?"

"..." Su Yizhen said, "Please shut up."

Qi Pin sneered, as if waiting to see a joke.

Su Yizhen glanced at Fenghe intentionally or unintentionally, and said: "This is a unique secret technique. Its original name is...lotus leaf chicken. It is best to wrap it with fragrant and slightly astringent lotus leaves. Unfortunately, I can't find it now. When it comes to lotus leaves, we can only make do with bamboo leaves, and you will know if it works after you taste it."

Feng He remained silent, turned his face slightly and began to close his eyes to rest his mind.

While waiting for the bamboo-leaf chicken to come out of the oven, Su Yizhen took out some other things, such as taking out a small pot with hanging ears from his package, a soup spoon, bamboo chopsticks, some raw or cooked ingredients, etc. wait.

Luo Weiji was dumbfounded again, and read: "Little brother, you are out here to relax. You have all these things in your package? This is a big bag, I thought you brought some special magic weapon, didn't you?" I think it’s all for food.”

"These are my magic weapons. As the saying goes, if you want to be tied..." Su Yizhen smiled, "Cough, forget it, I'm talking nonsense. I'm just a small person doing odd jobs. It is a great honor to be able to follow Lord Fenghe out to gain knowledge, so don't you have to make preparations and take care of Lord Fenghe?"

Qi Xiao said disdainfully: "Master Feng He will be deceived by your tricks, these things of yours can only be used to coax the little daughter-in-law, it is difficult to be elegant."

"Oh, you can say whatever you want," Su Yizhen said, "It's almost time, let's turn on the furnace!"

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【Short and soft】

Cang Yan: Why didn't I show my face again?

Hard Mom: Did you show your face, don't you have any clues?

Master Su: How do you talk to my husband? !

A certain sword: Whoa——

Hard Mom: Ah——