That male second is too sultry [Quick Transmute]

As the saying goes, when a person is unlucky, his teeth will be stuck in cold water, let alone hunting.

It's fine for the prey to be scared away. As a king, Xie Zifei said that he felt ashamed when he fell in front of the courtiers who had played with him since he was a child.

"Your Majesty!" Not far away, Yu An exclaimed and got off his horse, his tone full of anxiety, "Is Your Majesty hurt?!"

As a king, you must have the calmness of Taishan jumping ahead without changing your face, keep calm no matter when and where, and have the ability to think clearly.Xie Zifei, who thought he was an excellent king, buried his head in the haystack, raised his hand and waved to show that he was fine: "Please help me take off the things on my back..."

"Your Majesty, did you hurt your bones?" Yu An didn't dare to move easily, fearing that Xie Zifei's shin would be injured and his bones would be misaligned if he helped him up, so he could only worry beside him.

"No." Xie Zifei replied affirmatively, he just needs a crack in the ground now, and it would be best for him to get in.

Hearing what he said, Yu An was relieved a little: "I will help His Majesty to get up first." Then he put his hand on Xie Zifei's shoulder, as if to help him.

"No, no, I can get up by myself. You'd better take off the things on my back first." He is a king, and he can't do things like touching porcelain.

Xie Zifei lay on the ground, listening to Yu An pick up the feather arrows scattered on the ground because of his fall, and put them neatly aside.Then said: "Your Majesty, I have offended you."

Xie Zifei hadn't understood what offending meant, a pair of hands suddenly came in through the gap between his body and the ground, and he boldly began to grope.He was already sensitive, and he was about to jump up when he was touched like this, but before his whole body got off the ground, something hard hit the back of his head, causing him to bounce back to the ground in pain, hitting his head so painfully.

Xie Zifei covered the back of his head and looked back to see Yu An's magnified face full of innocence.

"What are you doing!" Xie Zifei was furious.He glared at Yu An viciously, that guy was kneeling on him half-kneeling with his legs straddled, and one of the evil hands was propped up on the ground. This scene was like "king killing"!

The key point was to stare at Yu An for a long time, but he didn't respond at all, which made Xie Zifei even more angry, and he yelled directly: "Hurry up and get up!"

Yu An clutched his chin, apparently in severe pain from the impact just now.He slowly got down from Xie Zifei, looked at him with an aggrieved expression, and said, "Didn't your majesty ask me to take the quiver?"

Xie Zifei scratched the back of his head so angry that he didn't want to look at him, and said in a very aggressive tone: "I want you to take the quiver, what are you doing on me?!" It's like the doggy style in a calcium tablet, too lewd. Lustful, too pornographic. Explosive .

"Your Majesty is carrying the quiver obliquely, and its rope is fastened to His Majesty's chest. If you want to take it off, you have to untie the rope buckle first." When Yu An explained, he did not forget to look at Xie Zifei with those beautiful eyes. , as long as there are those eyes, Yu An will look aggrieved, and it is also very beautiful in Xie Zifei's eyes.

Xie Zifei raised his forehead, it was his fault that he was taken advantage of, the key point was that he couldn't get angry when he saw those eyes.

"Your Majesty, do you still want to take off the quiver?"

"No need, I'll get up by myself." Xie Zifei waved away Yu An's hand, and got up on the ground.Patting the dirt off his body, he planned to mount his horse and look for prey again.

He didn't believe that he was so weak, as long as he turned around more, he would definitely find a suitable prey, and he had to win a round in front of this kid Yu An.

Before he got to the side of the horse, he was stunned. He squatted down and looked under the horse's belly. At some point, there was a six or seven-year-old boy squatting there.The little boy was dressed in brocade clothes, and looked like he was the child of a certain prince or nobleman.He opened his mouth and asked: "Little ghost, whose family are you from? How did you get in here? What are you doing under my horse?"

The little boy rubbed his head with a dazed expression.

"As soon as you open your mouth, you ask three questions in a row. Which one should he answer first?" Yu An said, smiling as he stepped forward, picked up the child, and asked him, "Whose child are you from?"

Apparently, the kid prefers to look at the good-tempered, gentle-spoken Yu An, boldly said: "I won't tell you that my brother is Yanxuan."

Yanxuan?Xie Zifei frowned, searched in his mind for a long time, and found that the name did not appear in the plot, and was thinking that it should be an irrelevant person, when he suddenly remembered that the surname of the leading general was Yan.

Yu An continued to ask: "The perimeter of this forest is guarded by soldiers, how did you get in?"

The child raised his head: "I won't tell you."

Yu An was not annoyed, and directly guessed: "Did you sneak in?"

"No, it came in openly."

"Nobody saw you?"

"you guess."

"Someone saw you."

"No."

Xie Zifei: "..." They recruited pretty quickly.

Yu An put the child down and squatted on the ground at eye level with him: "Hey, you can tell us now, why are you hiding under the horse's belly?"

The child tilted his head and pointed somewhere: "Tell me what you were doing just now."

Xie Zifei looked in the direction he pointed, then looked back at the position of the horse's belly, and then looked back at the position of the little devil's finger, and instantly his whole body felt bad.

You say it's a coincidence, squatting under the horse's belly can directly see where he just fell, and it's in the direction of his feet.Thinking that he might have a bad influence on the kid, Xie Zifei raised his forehead again.

Yu An also glanced at that position and asked him, "What did you see just now?"

The little ghost stretched out his hand, pointed at Xie Zifei and said, "I saw you pressing on him and seemed to touch him, and he kept barking."

Xie Zifei: "..." This description is too evil!

Unlike Xie Zifei whose face was mostly darkened, Yu An couldn't hide the smile on his face no matter what.On the verge of Xie Zifei's eruption, Yu An put his fist on his lips and cleared his throat: "Do you know who is standing in front of you?"

The kid glanced at Yu An who was squatting on the ground, then at Xie Zifei who was standing aside, and nodded: "I know."

Xie Zifei didn't believe it: "Do you know who I am?" If you really knew and dared to provoke him like this, it wouldn't be too funny!

"Except for Your Majesty, no one will call themselves Zhen." The kid said this with a serious face.

Xie Zifei: "..." I couldn't refute it.

Then, the kid suddenly knelt down to salute, and said sharply: "Yan Yuan pays homage to His Majesty."

Xie Zifei: "..." The plot turns too fast, like a tornado.

The little ghost who was standing proudly one second was kneeling on the ground the next second. This wave of bending and stretching operations is really 666.Xie Zifei looked at this child, no matter how he looked at it, it was not easy!

"Okay, you get up first."