Small country with few people

But no one came to see me until noon the next day.Laifu couldn't see the king's eyes a little weird, no, it's not according to the common sense to play the card, it was agreed to pay three visits to the thatched cottage, and the queen mother and the eldest aunt came to see her?

It seems that the level of the king is not enough, and the king feels that he needs to continue to work hard to strive for an early success in the rebellion.

The king picked up a stone that looked like a human from the edge of the lotus pond.

Carved an eye on the stone man's face with a knife, and engraved a horizontal character on the back by the way - don't ask the stone man to have one eye, and provoke the Yellow River to rebel. Since the Yellow River is too far away from the capital, the king decided to go first. Throw the stone man into the pool to refresh his color.

The next day, eighteen imperial decrees came from the palace to allow the king to enter the palace to have an audience. The emperor, who was afraid of the king like a mouse, was so stubborn. Could it be that he was being penetrated by someone, and wanted to stage a big drama of a little eunuch capturing Oboi?

The king hesitated again and again, and still put a heart shield on his chest. After thinking about it, he felt that it was unreliable. He dug out a gold silk armor from the warehouse. I heard that the first generation Su Wang left a 3S-level mecha. I don't know if it still exists.

However, if you dress like that, the imperial army may be bombarded with thunder.

Along the way, the change in my mind from the Xuanwu Gate to Wei Xiaobao's wise capture of Obai, from the Five Rats in Tokyo to the decisive battle at the top of the Forbidden City...

"King Su?" The emperor sat on the throne and called several times tirelessly.

"What's the matter with the emperor?"

The emperor shivered subconsciously, and stammered: "The national teacher invites King Su."

I have lived in the land of the capital for 20 years, and I have never heard of a national teacher.

Presumably this is the same as the transfer student created by the cartoonist Calvin, usually the transfer student is a very distinctive character.

On the way to the State Teacher's Mansion, the head of the House of Internal Affairs personally led the way for the king, and by the way introduced the situation of the State Teacher.

The national teacher is now twenty-eight years old, and he is the introduction of the first sect of the dynasty, the Gugui Sect. The national teacher has been recruited from all over the world as soon as he came out of the mountain, but the national teacher finally chose his own country. The clouds are as deterrent as dragons and phoenixes.

I dare say that no one believes in ghosts and gods, but everyone generally believes in ancestors.

This king believes in God, Buddhism and ancestors.

The national teacher lives on the Jietian Pagoda, and prays to heaven for a good harvest in the coming year during festivals.

The king felt that the national teacher must be very sad, because he should have come out to help the country, but the emperor and ministers regarded him as a mascot.

He is not as good as this king.

Return to the national teacher.

Mr. Guo's is very good-looking, and even taller than this king.

In general, it is equal to Guan Yu, Lu Bu, Zhao Yun, Li Xuanba, Sun Wukong, Erlang and God combined.

This is the only man that this king has ever seen who is taller than this king.

Compared with him, Han Su, the commander of the forbidden army, is like a Pangu chicken.

The king is not exaggerating.

The moment the national teacher stood in front of the king, the strong hormones seemed to make the king dizzy, and he almost couldn't stand still.

"I heard that you can see the emperor's order?"

Ben Wang righteously denied it, and the bastard who spread rumors dragged it out and chopped it up in minutes.

"It doesn't matter whether you see it or not, the important thing is that everyone in the world thinks the prince has seen it." The national teacher said sharply, "Then you can only see it!"

Frankly speaking, I feel very uncomfortable that the king is threatened by the national teacher in such a way. Everyone knows that the emperor became a mascot after the February Revolution. It only plays a role in ceremonies. Why can't it be compared to a mascot national teacher?And this mascot dares to order this king.

The guts are fat.

The king decided to teach the national teacher a lesson.

Then the national teacher threw the king onto a five-meter-wide bed with a single finger.

This king is under pressure!

At any rate, this king is also a guy who is about 1.8 meters tall!The weight is definitely one hundred and fifty, and the abs are not eight packs but also six packs. Why is it like throwing a delicate little beauty!

Is the national teacher born with supernatural power? !

The foolish king and treacherous ministers actually use a man who can run a horse on his shoulders as a mascot?

The old general who yelled at the border that the Huns are not destroyed and why they returned home will cry!

The national teacher stripped off the king's clothes and slapped his ass!

The national teacher and Ben Wang acted in a love action movie together!

The national teacher threatened me, the king, with this film!

Omit the 80-word plot of falling in love and killing each other—all of the above are my imagination.

The national teacher just hugged his shoulders and looked at the king, but as long as the king came together, he would push the king with one finger.

The king's self-esteem has been traumatized like never before.

A glass is newly shattered.

Until the evening, the king simply lay down on the bed without doing anything, doing whatever he wanted, the king stopped serving.

The national teacher finally explained the purpose.

He wanted to accept me as a disciple.

The king suddenly realized that the profession of national teacher is not a mascot, but a lot of privileges. For example, he is a man who can enter and leave the palace at will except the emperor and eunuchs.

However, this king has no interest in the harem at all.

This benefit cannot impress me.

The national teacher continued to lobby.

The national teacher said that he wanted to accept the king as his disciple because he liked the king's ability to fool people.

Fooling is a very profound knowledge. The masters of all middle schools can fool normal people into lameness, a country will be destroyed by fooling, and aliens will no longer invade the earth.

The king asked himself if he didn't have the ability.

But the national teacher seemed to see something that ordinary people couldn't see.

The words of the national teacher showed one meaning inside and out, he wanted to take the king to heaven.

The king especially wants to tell him that the king has already gone to heaven this day, and there is nothing in the sky. If you want to go, bring a few more clothes and lightning rods.

This king cannot stay in the palace overnight.

Liszt, the head of the Ministry of Internal Affairs, came to urge him.

The national teacher suddenly said: "Eunuch Li, tell Your Majesty that I will go to Su Wang's Mansion to rest today."

The national teacher is riding a bloody BMW, and the king is sitting in a sedan chair.

The king is behind, and the national teacher is in front.

There are also guards from the imperial guards, and the gongs are played to clear the way.

I almost thought that the king was married.

In view of the fact that the king spent an afternoon with the national teacher, he has a reasonable guess about the reason why the national teacher came to Su Wang's mansion-the palace is boring.

This king is also tired of living in the capital.

This king wants to go to Europe, because the men there are in line with my aesthetics.

Ben Wang likes Germans and Nordics.

It would be even better if you could meet the Vikings.

But without the emperor's order, the king cannot go out of Beijing at will. The king has written many times but was rejected.

Just as the king was thinking about how to leave the capital to start a new splendid life in Europe, the national teacher jumped off the horse and kicked off the sedan chair.

You skip a grade, what are you doing kicking the sedan chair?Do you still need to find a matchmaker to carry the groom?

Is there such a strong matchmaker in Beijing?

My king guesses that there is no such thing, but the national teacher can do it himself.

The king doesn't mind at all.

But the national teacher minds.

The national teacher stood outside Su Wang's mansion, and his eyes might mean this - is this a fucking house?

No, Guo Shi, look to the side, the building you are looking at is the Yaoyue Building in Bada Hutong, and it is also the house where the prince died.

Because it is claimed that the old prince died of illness, the Yaoyue Building is still open for business.

By the way, Yaoyue Tower is the property of King Su's Mansion.

It's not my king's own, but it's about the same.

Well, it belongs to the king.

When the old prince died, the big shopkeeper of the Yueyue Building took refuge with me.

The king walked into Su Wang's mansion first, ignoring the uninvited national teacher.

The national teacher said behind his back: "If the prince doesn't know how to treat guests, I can only feel wronged and stay in the prince's room."

The king looked around, but no one heard what the national teacher said.

It turns out that the national teacher is also good at advanced martial arts of sound transmission in the secret room, no wonder he can turn the king around with just one finger.

This king also needs to learn kung fu.

After ordering Laifu to serve the national teacher, the king sent someone to find Master Wu.

The master touched the king's spine regretfully, shook his head and said, "No, no, rotten wood can't be carved, if forced to practice martial arts, it will definitely be rotten wood to fill the pillars."

Ha ha.

This king swears that the capital will never have another chance for you to make a living!

The king who failed to learn martial arts was a little sad.

In the evening, I only ate three bowls of rice and half a leg of lamb.

Anyway, it's almost 1.9 meters long, and I won't get shorter no matter how much I eat.

Before this king has always been very inferior.

But it won't happen today, because the king has found the feeling of being a little bird and being vulnerable in front of the national teacher.

The king suddenly felt that the national teacher was also pretty good.

It is the most beautiful object of this king.

Yes, the best looking.

It happened that he lived in Su Wang's mansion, so the king asked Lai Fu to find out where Xia Shun had arranged for the national teacher.

"Tianxi Pavilion? It's half an hour away from the king's courtyard...it's inconvenient to seduce him."

Laishun is a very down-to-earth child, "Why don't you let the national teacher and the prince fall asleep?"

Sleeping with your feet up is the ninety-six postures.

Don't ask me how I know, my language is taught by Mr. Hatano.

The national teacher is the true son of the king. By the way, the king has a son. If it wasn't for Lai Fu to remind the king, he would have almost forgotten him.

The national teacher seems to like him very much.

Every time the national teacher holds his son to study, the king seems to see the scene of the mother's kindness and filial piety.

This king suddenly had a terrifying idea, what if the national teacher is also number zero?

After all, there are zeros as strong as this king in the world, and it is not a problem to have another zero stronger than this king.

This guess is too terrifying, so terrifying that this king wants to die.

This king wants to die too many times, I'm afraid God doesn't believe this king's oath.

The national teacher does not need to go to court, but this king does. Since the national teacher lived in Su Wang's mansion, there are many more ears and eyes around Su Wang's mansion.

As soon as it was dawn, the king got up diligently and went to court, in order to give the national teacher the illusion that the king is diligent and caring for the people.

But when they arrived at the gate of the palace, they found that all the ministers except the king were standing in several rows against the bitter east wind at the gate of the palace.

So this king is very eye-catching.

Commander Han snorted coldly: "If the prince doesn't want to come, then don't come."

The gate of the palace has not yet opened, is it so important to come first and then come later?What can a few 10 minutes of freezing mean? The emperor may still be sleeping, pretending to be for someone to see, and he cannot be promoted or raised.

The king is very disdainful.

So Ben Wang wore a big cloak and held a hand warmer, drinking the soup packed by Laifu. It would be nice if there were a few plum blossoms to admire.

When the king was admiring Mei Gufang in his heart, Commander Han's face became even more ugly when he saw that the king ignored him.

He is already a book that this king has flipped through, and this king will never flip through it a second time.

This king already has a national teacher, and this king guarantees that the national teacher will be the only one for him in his lifetime. There are no hills on the mountains, the rivers are exhausted, and the winter thunder is shaking-"Boom!"

God sneezed a few times in special cooperation.

When the palace gate opened, the ministers were all beaten into sick chickens by the sleet and hail.

Fortunately, the king has a sedan chair.

The king also respected the elders so that Mr. Wu, the elder of the three dynasties, the Shoufu Pavilion, shared a sedan chair with the king.

Because Wu Ge has the highest position.

The long ones are also the best looking.

When you are young, you must be a beauty that captivates the world. Any beauty will age one day. Mr. Wu interprets what it means to age gracefully.

The moment the hailstorm just fell, several trembling old men couldn't hold back and fell down. After all, there was no shelter from the wind and rain at the gate of the palace.

Every hailstone was the size of a fist, and every minister had a bruised nose and swollen face, and the guards guarding the palace gate were no exception, especially Commander Han, who had a bunch of candied haws smashed out of his head.

The main hall of the Qianqing Palace was full of mourners, and the king and Wu Ge sat on the edge of a chair and sipped tea, enjoying the wailing of all the officials.

No one can blame this king, this king's sedan chair is so small that he can only invite one minister to sit in it.

"Thank you, my lord, for saving my life. However, with such a large hailstorm, I don't know how many people in the whole country will suffer, and how many fields will be destroyed. Next year's spring sowing may be affected." Wu Ge said sadly. In fact, his heartfelt voice is: common people What a fart.

This king knows nothing about agriculture, he can't even tell the difference between rice and wheat.

The emperor finally came.

He must have not woken up yet, he was taken aback when he saw Baiguan's miserable appearance.

After expressing his concern, he generously prepared chairs for all the officials, and the officials knelt down to thank them.

Then the emperor set his sights on this king, who really stands out among a large group of sick chickens.

The emperor didn't know why he had the courage to challenge the king recently, "Why is King Su okay?"

"My king's sedan chair is parked outside the palace gate."

The general stepped forward and said, "There must be a ghost in this matter."

The king sneered: "The general co-author means that the hailstorm was arranged by the king?"

There was silence in the hall.

Fuck, don't you really think so?

According to your thinking, the borders of Beidi, Xirong, Nanman, Chenbing, and Chen Bing are all the fault of this king, the drought, flood and locust disaster are all the fault of this king, and it is my fault that the minister who broke the dike in the earthquake was killed by hailstones?You can't give birth to a child, your concubine ran away with others, the child fell into the well and drowned, the woman had a miscarriage, a dead body and two lives, it's all my fault!

What on earth are you trying to do by wronging me so much!