Small country with few people

But the King's Luanjia was still late.

Outside the gate of the palace, all the officials who were afraid of the power of the king respected the old and loved the young, waiting for the king like clay bodhisattvas.

The only one here who has a good relationship with this king from beginning to end is Wu Ge Lao.

On the way to court, Elder Wu Ge exchanged greetings with the king, "I heard that my nephew and grandson San'er, who is worthless, is serving under the lord."

Zhang San'er from Dahonghe Temple?

Isn't he the grandson of Mr. Xie Ge? Why is he the grandson of Mr. Wu Ge again?

When did these two clans collide with each other?

"The old man has a son and a daughter. There is only one grandson for three generations. He is born with a bad life. He was afraid that he would not live to be ten years old, so he gave him a cheap name."

The king thinks that the name Zhang San'er is quite good, and he still listens to it because it is catchy.

It is much easier to remember than Xizhi Xizhi.

It can be seen that the cultural accomplishment of the famous people is extraordinary.

When they arrived at the Golden Luan Hall, the ten-year-old little emperor was helped by the eunuch to sit on the dragon chair.

"Long live my emperor! Long live!"

All the officials bowed and saluted.

This is the highest standard of courtesy to the emperor, after all, our government is a monarchy.

This king's rounding up is equal to the republic.

I heard that some people compare this king and the little emperor to Cao Jili + Dong Zhuo pk Han Xiandi Liu Xie.

This king can't agree with it. Under the rule of this king, the seeds of capitalism have appeared in the world. Countless bankrupt farmers have become a new working class, and countless industrial cities have sprung up. Earning more than farming The money is several times more, and the battles with Datang have frequently gained the upper hand. These voices are nothing but the barking of ants.

The little emperor perfectly played the role of a puppet on the dragon chair, without saying a word, letting the ministers whisper to each other.

"If you have something to play, you will retreat if there is nothing."

Wu Ge, the elder of the Six Dynasties who is the most able to judge the situation among this group of grasshoppers, still maintains a high degree of respect for the position of emperor, "Let's play Your Majesty—"

The king said silently in his heart: there is a troublemaker asking to see him.

"Equatorial Village has had severe convective weather such as blizzard and hail recently. I'm afraid there is grievance, Your Majesty."

"Yes, Your Majesty, Sang Liuguo wronged our country for buying referees in the semi-finals of the Wan Guo Cuju Competition. Isn't this blackmail? Do you want to send millions of soldiers to beat him?"

"That's right, it's just a bribe to the Cuxa Association. The referee is not worth listening to the Cuxa Association."

Everyone clamored excitedly to give Sang Liuguo a good look.

"Everyone be quiet! Be quiet!" Guanglu Siqing stood up and got muddled.

The servant with the upturned nostrils quit, "Old Xiao, you are a minister of Guanglu Temple, a mere third-rank official, and a cook. If you can go to court and observe politics, you have already accumulated virtues from your ancestors. If you want to give opinions, it's the other way around." You! Your Majesty, I want to impeach Xiao Kou, the Minister of Guanglu Temple, who served a vegetarian meal in his corpse, and who did not cook well but mixed with the government and other [-] crimes!"

After speaking, he took out a thick stack of memorials from his sleeve.

The Minister of Guanglu Temple was furious immediately, "How dare you plot against me!" Then he pulled out a shiny kitchen knife from his belt behind his back!

The eunuch's bowed legs were frightened, and he pointed at Guanglu Siqing with trembling fingers: "We are not allowed to carry weapons longer than two inches! Guanglu Siqing, you will not be able to assassinate His Majesty!"

"Bah! Don't wrong me, I have never heard of a kitchen knife as a weapon since ancient times! There is no rule in my dynasty that forbids the minister of Guanglu Temple to bring someone who eats to the palace!"

The Minister of Dali Temple quickly flipped through the legal code that he carried with him and said, "There is indeed no such article, Mr. Xiao."

Very fair and strict.

Seeing Guanglu Siqing sneered, he quickly swung a kitchen knife in his right hand and approached the servant, "Don't be that kid! Look at the knife!"

In the end, the battle ended with the ass of the ether servant being chopped into three pieces.

The little emperor said: "The compensation is three liang of silver, counted as a work-related injury, please ask an imperial doctor to come, and the soup and medicine expenses will be taken care of by yourself."

The little emperor is really very specific.

After getting off, he rushed towards the king and rushed back to the palace, his eyes were full of Juju, but he didn't see anyone.

"Blessing?"

Laifu came over tremblingly, "My lord..."

The king was furious, "What about people?"

Laifu lowered his head and pretended to be dead. This king understands, Yushu!

Yushu is holding Pei Lin with his left hand and Xie Yuangong with his right hand, laughing like a big horse monkey, his fat body shaking uncontrollably, "Xie Yuangong's poem is wonderfully written, especially the danzhuran in this sentence is thick, shaking The spring scenery of the river is like the sound of the wind, it is really elegant."

Juju said shyly, "Mistress Yu is too famous."

Ben Wang sharply saw Pei Lin's hand under the table pinch Yushu's thigh, and looked at Juju with hatred in his eyes!

Talented people come out from generation to generation, and a new generation replaces the old ones.

The king has already seen everything. With Yushu's personality, she would never hang herself from a tree. No, she is going to poach the corner of the king's wall again.

This king is very calm, it seems that he has expected everything.

The king cannot back down.

You must fight Yushu head-on.

Yushu didn't expect that the king would come, so he stood up and said, "I have seen the prince before."

Pei Lin: "Pei Lin has seen the prince."

Xie Yuangong: "Guan Ju has seen the prince."

The three of you have a very good understanding.

Yushu, "The young marshal and I have a little friendship as landlords, and we invite Mr. Xie Yuan to taste poems together. Mr. Xie Yuan is worthy of Xie Yuan from Nanzhili, and his poems are excellent."

It's an excellent stalk after so many years, haven't you gotten tired of it?

"Yu Niangniang is proficient in poetry and songs, she is really a remarkable talented woman."

The king quietly watched them admiring each other.

Looking at Juju's expression, this king knew that his dewy marriage with him was over.

Pity me, there are so many sorrows in the world.

In the afternoon, something big happened.

The envoys of the Huns are coming!

"The Huns? Didn't the Great Huns perish long ago? Now the first power in the grasslands should be the Turks?"

"That's right, the old man thinks so too."

Then the question arises, did this group of envoys transmigrate?

"Where is Tai Shigong!"

Tai Shigong is 12 years old this year, young and intelligent. Last year, he was blessed with a pair of twins. The king even sent someone to congratulate him. He is really young and promising.

The Dahonghe Temple has no leader now, and Zhang San, whom the king is optimistic about, has insufficient experience, "Tai Shigong, please help the Dahonghe Temple."

"Here."

The king sent secret guards to inquire about the situation and report immediately.

Tai Shigong confirmed that the mission claiming to be the Huns was indeed the Huns.

This is strange, the Huns still have missions?

They were arranged to live in tents. In order to make the Xiongnu delegation feel at home, Tai Shigong also urgently dispatched several goats with body odor from Yanggou Village to tie them near the tents. They are all good sheep that can produce yogurt.

The most incredible thing is that the Huns can speak very standard Mandarin.

This Hun envoy named Jin Rigao came to form an alliance with my dynasty this time, and wanted to attack the big Han together.

The civil and military of the Manchu Dynasty were shocked when they heard it. It seems that yesterday we were discussing the news that the Tang Cuju team won consecutive victories in my wife's country. Today, a Hun mission came to think about fighting the Han Dynasty. It's annoying.

Tai Shigong asked cautiously: "I have lived in a corner for a long time, and I don't know the great powers in the world, and who is the emperor of the Han Dynasty now?"

Jin Rigao gritted his teeth, as if their ancestral grave Longcheng had been dug up, "It's Wang Mang's son!"

Tai Shigong said more cautiously: "If the foreign ministers remember correctly, the surname of the Han Dynasty should be Liu. Who is this Wang Mang?"

"Gong Taishi didn't know that the Han Dynasty followed the ethics of the Three Yellow Emperors and the Five Emperors. Emperor Xuanyuan and the Yellow Emperor abdicated the throne to Emperor Yan. The ruler of a country should be the one who can live there. How can there be a family?"

Almost Nima.

Seeing this scene, the king secretly whispered to him again: Look, this is the result of the grassland people learning the Confucian classics. A grassland people who don’t pay attention to food and naka should change it to pay attention to benevolence, righteousness, propriety, wisdom and trust. This is not the prelude to extermination ?Brainwashed too badly.

Yushu nodded and said yes: I don't know what status this Jin Rigao is in the Xiongnu?

Yushu greeted a book office of Dahonglu Temple and asked him about Jin Rigao's identity.

"Returning to the lord, this Jin Rigao is one person under the Xiongnu Zuoxian King and above ten thousand people. He is a cousin of the Xiongnu King Jiao Shemi. The relationship between the two has always been at odds. They fought for seven days and seven nights in order to fight for the throne. , tens of thousands of people died. And he did not come here today with the identity of King Zuo Xian of the Huns."

So it's okay to kill him?Just die as an envoy.

My dynasty is located in the southeast of the Great Tang and the Great Han. If the Huns want to attack the Great Tang, they have to step over the corpses of the Great Tang and the Great Han. Therefore, my dynasty is very safe and there is no danger. Besides, I pay tribute to the Great Tang, and the Great Tang is It is an obligation to protect us. A suzerain country not only sends princesses, but also serves as free bodyguards. Datang is really a kind and kind country.

Seeing that the Xiongnu Zuoxian King is in a mess, it seems that there is no threat, so the king and Yushu left first.

Tai Shigong also came out, because the mandarin of King Zuoxian of the Xiongnu was better than that of Dahonglu, so many people slipped away, and there was no place for him.

The young and flirtatious Tai Shigong hurried to catch up, and the king noticed that his eyes were black and blue. Ever since Tai Shigong learned the teachings of the sages, he has been doing his best to contribute to my population expansion, which is really admirable.

The king waited quietly for Tai Shigong. Tai Shigong first made a bow to the king and said: "The origin of the official's family study has written a book for the past dynasties and my court. It seems dissatisfied that only one page is used to write the life of the prince?"

If the king was only dissatisfied with one point before, but now it has risen to five points, what is the life of the king?This king is 20 years old this year, and he is still at the same age. How can it be said that this king's life has reached the highest point at this point?

Tai Shigong, let me tell you that you may be castrated for speaking like this.

"In fact, this is the case. The lower officials feel that the life of the prince is not written by mere lower officials, so they want to leave a blank page for future generations to pay tribute to."

I don't understand what the meaning of paying homage is, but I feel that Tai Shigong seems to have used the wrong word.

The civil and military forces of the Manchu Dynasty and even the people in the capital immediately accepted that there was a country called Dahan and the Tang Dynasty in the northwest direction of our dynasty.

"The old man thinks it's not good. The Han Dynasty is famous for its love of conquests. Although the land is not as big as the Tang Dynasty, it should not be underestimated. Now I am surrounded by the Great Tang Han and the Huns. Our country is narrow and the people have no strength to restrain a chicken, if these three countries go to war, our dynasty may suffer disaster."

After Wu Ge was old, there was a lot of echoing voices.

"Now King Zuo Xian of the Xiongnu personally came to let me stand in line. Everyone knows that if the line is not good, it will be a fatal matter."

"Wang Situ, you are the one who bears the brunt of my future. I must have a strategy in my stomach when facing such a harsh prospect."

"It's ridiculous, how could Wang Situ tell us the escape method that Wang Situ worked so hard to come up with for nothing."

"Have you forgotten? And the regent?"

I don't know why they all involuntarily ignored the former His Royal Highness King Su and the current Regent during their previous discussions.

I don't know who sighed the most, "Hey, if the regent makes a move, how can the two Han and Tang dynasties who can't fight and get married are my opponents? Let's break up, let's break up. There is no need to discuss. "

When Ben Wang heard the news, he and Yushu were pushing each other after dinner.

After so many years as an old couple, pushing oil has become a daily activity for the sake of health. Yushu's pushing method is so advanced that I feel drowsy.

Laifu pushed the door open a little, and Yushu got out of bed wearing a tube top, "What's the matter?"

Laifu stared at Yushu's chest with great respect, wiped his saliva, bent down and said, "The ministers in the court want the prince to say something about how to treat the Xiongnu mission."

"Wait, I'll ask the prince."

As Yushu said that, he came to Ben Wang's bed. Ben Wang was drowsy when he heard Yu Shu whispering in his ear, how to deal with the Xiongnu mission?

This king is dating Zhou Gong's handsome son at this time. Seeing that Zhou Gong's handsome son's clothes are down to his waist, and he can already see his abdominal muscles with clear texture, this king shouted: "Take off!"

"Drag?" Yushu frowned.

Yushu frowned and climbed out of the bed, walked to the door and said, "My lord said, the Xiongnu will perish by themselves after a decade or a half."

Laifu burst into tears suddenly, Yushu was startled, "Why are you crying?"

Laifu wiped his tears and said, "The little one just remembered the past that I can't bear to look back on. Back then, my parents and relatives were beaten to death by Young Master Gu. The little one went to the yamen under the Ministry of Households to ask for the compensation they deserved. They beat them out. They said that it was an accidental death, and they had to go to the Ministry of Criminal Justice to issue a death certificate first, but the young master Gu had all eyes and eyes, and said that my parents and relatives died of illness, and that the young one was crazy about money and wanted to plant it on him. People locked him in his room from time to time and started to attack the villain. It was a dark day... Fortunately, the villain is now serving the prince like a dog, and it is long gone. I hate that Gu Changwei is still domineering. All these years I don't know how many innocent people have been cheated. I just heard that the prince said to delay first, and the villain remembered that the yamen under the criminal department of the household department also kicked the villain around like a football, and wept bitterly in grief .I don’t want to disturb the empress.”

That was grabbing Lai Fu's hand, and comfortingly said: "You are also a hard-working person. Now that you have come to the end of your hardships, you have to look forward."

"How can the little He De comfort the empress so much?"

"Fool, it's not like the long night." Yushu touched Laifu's hand upwards. The inner side of Laifu's forearm was very sensitive. As soon as his legs softened, he fell into Yushu's arms, struggling slightly.

"How can you do this, empress? Let go of the little one."

"Didn't you say that the Ministry of Household Affairs and the Ministry of Punishment have treated you badly, and now that my concubine is half of the housekeeper of the household department, let me compensate you on behalf of the householder, okay?"

Laifu's shy cheeks flew bright red, "How to make it, how to make it..."

Yushu said: "As long as the kidney is good, it can do anything."

The next day

Ben Wang watched coldly as Yushu slipped out of the side room where Laifu lived with his trousers in hand.

"Morning."

"Morning, my lord." Yushu tightened his belt, and carefully looked at the king's face, "The lord has been very angry recently, and has acne."

The king snorted.

The third aunt talked with Yushu, "If you continue like this, you will soon go my old way, and you will hurt yourself!" She said and hugged the bear waist of Xiao Bailong who was serving tea.

Yushu drank a glass of wine, glanced at Xiaobailong, and said regretfully: "There are flowers that can be broken straight away, don't wait for flowers without flowers to break branches."

The third aunt agreed deeply, "That's a good point, but even though you're good at masculinity, don't be greedy."

Yushu said yes, and cursed in her heart: "Old godly woman, rely on the old and sell the old."