Small country with few people

"Master." Jin Jin saluted cautiously, "Something went wrong."

Anyone dare to offend the king?

Impossible impossible.

"Let's hear it." Recently, no one dared to break ground on Tai Sui's head, and his bones were stiff.

"Do you still remember the celebrity Daxian Youhuang Layman who was fond of commenting on the world's heroes and figures in the report from the dark guard a few days ago?"

"The one who lives in Youhuang?" I heard that he has something to do with the royal family of the previous dynasty, and his ancestors were also the national teacher, the leader of Taoism in the world, and the famous and scary Youhuang layman?

"Of course I remember, what happened to him? Last time I said that the king is a traitor in the prosperous age, I didn't bother with him, but this time I put my nose in the face?"

Jin Jin took out a folded letter from his sleeve, "This is from the secret guard, please have a look at it, my lord."

After seeing the well-known "traitor in a prosperous age" followed by a new sentence, "The thief in troubled times."

Gold's head can't be lowered any lower.

The king is dedicated to serving the country, so he didn't expect to be slandered one after another, but because of freedom of speech, he can't really do anything about him.

Pressing the center of his eyebrows gently, he suddenly remembered something.

"This layman Youhuang lives in the territory of King Fu's fief. I don't know if this matter has anything to do with King Fu?"

Huang Jin immediately said: "This subordinate will send someone to investigate, is that layman Youhuang..."

Jin Jin fiercely made a gesture of wiping his neck.

"It's just a sour ding who likes to play with tongue, let him live for a while."

Layman Youhuang’s comments were going to be published in the newspapers, and within a few days it spread to the world. Many places where the emperor was far away from the mountains, people clenched their fists fiercely: "Layman Youhuang is so right! Isn’t King Su the Such a character!"

"No one in the world can stop him."

"Fortunately, I was born in a prosperous age. If such a character appears when the dynasty changes, the feudal hegemony, the lords vying for the throne, and the uprising of the world may be staged again. If that happens, even King Su will not be able to fight against the world by himself. .”

This person almost didn't say that King Su could have the prestige he has today, because "there is no tiger or monkey in the mountains to be the king".

"My dear brother, these words are dangerous!"

The scholar wearing Gaoguan shook his fan, "The sky is high and the emperor is far away. Besides, King Su himself said that he would not sin with speech."

"People may just talk about it casually, and there is no credibility for what those in power say. Brother, don't make mistakes."

Youhuangli is a bamboo forest of ten thousand hectares. King Xianfu planted several kinds of bamboo when he governed this vast fief, which is a grand scene in the south of the Yangtze River.

However, this bamboo forest is a private garden. Although there is no boundary, many ignorant people broke in and walked out in a daze for several days.

There are rumors that the bamboo forest has set up a terrible formation.

Coupled with the various legends of the owner of the bamboo forest, Youhuang Layman, many people believed it to be true.

There are also naughty children vying to go in and take risks, and all of them return in defeat.

Layman Youhuang himself can be regarded as a strange story in the south of the Yangtze River.

Some people even think that he is a fairy tale at all.

Youhuang Layman has his own people, and it is already the fifth generation, because each generation of Youhuang Layman has a long life, and all of them have lived to be over a hundred years old, and the oldest person has lived to be over 150 years old.

The fifth generation Youhuang Layman is now weak and has never been out of the bamboo forest.

The bamboo forest does have the formations that confuse people's five senses, such as the Lost Formation Formation. Layman Youhuang is also proficient in this way, but he himself is a road idiot.

He clearly knew how to break each formation, but he was blocked by ordinary mountain paths.

He also has a lot of idol baggage, and he doesn't want people to know that.

There is no Jiazi in the mountains and the cold is completely unknown.

The [-]-year-old Youhuang Layman also demonstrated his slovenly appearance today. He got drunk after drinking last night. When he was drunk, he was willing to wander around. He ran to the river to tease the clam girl, and woke up in the clam shell the next morning. .

Thousands of hectares of bamboo forest, countless spirits and monsters.

As soon as Dou Wen opened his eyes, he was scared by the peach-blossom clam girl and shrank to the edge of the clam shell. The thick clam meat wrapped his delicate body in only a single obscene dress.

The alluring clam girl stretched her snow-white lotus arms to pull him.

Dou Wen closed his eyes and said: "Xiaodao was drunk again last night, and she was abrupt..."

Ceng Nu covered her mouth and smiled stupidly: "How do you know that I didn't deliberately make the Taoist priest abrupt?" After that, she changed into an aggrieved tone, "I think it's better for the Taoist priest to be drunk. He's a good brother when he's drunk. , When you wake up, you will be a disgusting bull-nosed..."

Dou Wen smiled awkwardly, desperately trying to open the clam shell, but anyone who has pried a clam shell knows that once the clam shell is closed, it is not so easy to open.

Cengnu said aggrievedly: "As soon as I opened my eyes, the Taoist priest shunned me. Could it be that he dislikes me as a goblin?"

"How dare Xiaodao, it's just that lonely men and widows are not suitable."

"I'm a goblin and I'm not a person with a lot of rules like you. Is it suitable? You are just like your master and ancestors. You are prudish~" the clam girl said and was about to press his chest.

At the critical moment, Dou Wen finally broke open the shell and crawled out.

The early morning wind poured into her nose, and the clam girl swam out of her shell, teasingly said, "Mr.! When it's cold, come back and wear more clothes!"

Terrible, really terrible.

Dou Wen ran across the hillside and couldn't see the river, so he stopped to rest against the bamboo, and then realized that the shoes were missing.

Stepping on the ground with bare feet, although the fallen leaves are thick, there is a lot of dew, and the feet are cold.

"Hiss." He rubbed his left foot and rubbed his right foot, and his clothes were rocky, so he simply took them off, only wearing a pair of trousers, and walked back with his hair loose.

It's just that he can't remember how he got there, and he doesn't know how to get back.

Obviously, you can see the yard after passing two hills, but...why did you turn in the wrong direction again?

Dou Wen stood in a bamboo forest that was no different from the one in front of him, looking around in a daze.

At this time, he knew that he should not continue to walk around.

There is a bloody lesson, once he lost his way for half a month before being sent back by a pangolin spirit.

Dou Wen took out three copper coins from the crooked headband and threw them into the sky. He closed his eyes and moved his ears. When the coins fell, he squatted down to check. His extremely bright eyes showed distress.

The hexagrams showed that he had a dangerous road ahead this time.

... But if you get lost, the hexagrams can still be evil.

"The fleeting years are unfavorable, the fleeting years are unfavorable."

**

Pei Lin stayed in Su Wang's mansion, every morning after the rooster crowed for the first time, he got up to practice martial arts, shirtless.

Sometimes I feel that I should be a poet.

'Actually, sleeping with you is almost the same as being slept with by you, nothing more than

The force of two bodies colliding is nothing more than the flower that this force urges to bloom

It is nothing more than the virtual spring of this flower that makes us think that life has been reopened

In most of China, everything is happening: volcanoes are erupting, rivers are drying up

Some political prisoners and refugees who are not cared about

Elk and red-crowned cranes at the muzzle

I went through a hail of bullets to sleep with you

I pressed countless nights into one dawn to sleep with you

I am countless I run into one I go to sleep with you

Of course I'll be led astray by some butterflies

treat some praise as spring

Take a village similar to Hengdian as my hometown

and they

It's all the reason why I go to sleep and you are indispensable'

Maybe this poem can be called "Crossing most of Su Wang's mansion to see you"

Seeing is just a means, but not an end, just as learning and examinations are just a means rather than an end, the great Er von Clausewitz said that the purpose of waging war is to gain a favorable position in the next war.Wait, this sentence seems to be said by a man named George, because there are too many foreigners named George, I can’t remember it for a while...I’m lying to you, a scholar like Ben Wang who has read a lot and has hypermemory How can I not remember the person’s name? His full name is George R. R. Martin. I can even remember the two R’s in the middle of his name. That’s right. Not only is the reserve of Chinese studies comparable to that of the Imperial Academy, but Even the foreign languages ​​can be written and read proficiently. The idiots in Honglu Temple often ask the king for foreign languages. The love stories of young women were translated and circulated all over the world, making countless boudoir girls want to go to Loulan Kucha to find a handsome monk who will live up to them.

The king found that the eldest daughter and younger daughter-in-law of my dynasty had no resistance to the handsome monk.

why?

Overcome temptation?

By the way, didn't this king also have a moment's heartbeat when he saw the holy monk in cassock?

"My lord, where is your heartbeat? It's clear that your heart has exploded."

"Yushu, can you stop reading my thoughts casually?" Ben Wang warned her again.

"My lord, there's nothing I can do as a concubine, who told me that this place is too boring."

"What fun are you looking for in the clean room?"

This time, Yushu and I are squatting in the clean room.

As the prince, the king's clean room is very large, and it can probably accommodate two tigers running.

I don’t know who invented the toilet for couples, so every household in the capital dug two holes in the same toilet, and since then, there will be no such thing as desperately begging the person in the toilet to come out.

You can also hold hands and sit on the toilet.

If you ask me what I expect from the toilet—then it must be: "Yushu, this is the first time I know that your shit is so stinky, and I have a deeper understanding of you."

"Thank you, my lord, for understanding."

"No thanks."

for a long time--

"Have you finished?" Ben Wang asked Yushu.

"I'm not made of shit, of course I've finished sex a long time ago, I'm waiting for you, if you think my digestive system is better than yours, what if you don't love me anymore?" Yushu wanted to cry.

Ben Wang: ...

This king is not such a fussy person.

"Okay, you pull up your pants and get out quickly."

Yushu laced up his trousers in front of me, and I couldn't bear to look directly at him, I turned my head away, you women think that after many years of marriage, you can pick your nose and feet without any scruples in front of your husband, and go to the toilet and leave the door open Is it poof?Don't you guys understand how Xiaosan was born?

Those dicks who think this king has spoken your heart out, do you know why there is a prairie above your head where wild horses are running?

Yushu finally pulled up his trousers and went out, and the king was finally able to relax and solve the problem of reincarnation of grains. At this moment, a person who absolutely shouldn't be here appeared and asked the king to borrow a toilet.