Small country with few people

Finally went to court.

The king waited for an hour for the emperor to go to court, hehe, there is one more reason for the king to rebel.

The main issue discussed today is the issue of Sha Zhuguo's reconciliation.

Ben Wang suddenly remembered that he had seen a big golden retriever more than a year ago.

But for so long in the past, Uncle Huang, your efficiency is quite high.

So next, each family recommended the son to take the shot. The emperor listened with great interest for a long time, and suddenly glanced at the king: "King Su, you have such a beautiful smile, do you have any suggestions?"

Wait, this king has facial paralysis, how do you know that this king is smiling? !

Looking at the adults around, they all have the same idea as this king.

Your Majesty, the king's 18 million sons, you can choose one at will, as long as Princess Shazhu can wait another [-] years.

Of course this cannot be said.

"This king thinks His Highness the Crown Prince is good."

The prince has been rubbing his legs between his legs frequently since just now, the prince of this dynasty smiled slightly, and the prince showed a hellish expression at this king.

The faces of many sensitive ministers have changed, and from now on, this king will be labeled as a prince/party.

After coming down to court, the king received a big box and two beauties from the prince as a gift.

So beautiful.

Yushu was not happy anymore, so I listened to her moaning/groaning all night with two dark circles under my eyes, this day will not be over!

The king sent the beauties to sell tofu in the shop, and let them support themselves.

For some reason, this incident was spread again, and there were a lot of idlers who would go to the door of the tofu room to hang out if they didn’t want to buy tofu. This king somehow became a new and good man who kept himself clean. The eldest ladies of King Shangben handed over olive branches one after another.

Ha ha.

Yesterday you ignored my king's answers, but today you can't compete with me.

The emperor's uncle sent me a mission to appease the little golden retriever prince.

After hanging out for more than a year, the princess is one year older, and even has a baby in her arms... Wait!What's up with the doll!

Ben Wang pointed at the baby in Princess Jindao's arms, his face almost cracked due to paralysis.

Prince Shazhu watched the princess breastfeeding the child lovingly. The princess's drooping Oppai almost blinded the king's titanium alloy eyes. "This is my nephew, who was born on the way to the capital."

The king seems to have seen a green hat on the crown prince's eldest nephew.

The prince has no children, so I don't know if he will be happy to be a father.

The king thinks probably not.

The prince's marriage fell through.

He looked at Ben Wang with cold eyes, especially when he sent someone to pick up two beauties from the tofu shop, they would rather die than obey.

So there are a lot of people who say that the king's way of buying people's hearts is superb.

This king is already used to it, and this king is so forced that he really does not change his face.

It's not over yet.

Because the relationship between the king and the little golden retriever prince is good, [mainly because of face], the king generously invited the little prince, his sister, nephew, guards and other family members to live in Su Wang's mansion.

The prince is also here.

For diplomacy.

He can really bear it.

This king's only girl named Bai Yueguang Yushu came out, and she was as big as two golden retriever princesses.

For a moment, all the guests looked at me strangely.

Yushu stared at the doll, and said loudly: "My lord, this child really looks like you!"

Wait for my aunt!

Wait for the eldest nephew of the prince!Wait for Commander Han!Wait, brother Ning Wang!wait for the general...

Wait... The more I look at this child, the more I look like him.

"Hurry up and pull Wangdi over here."

Three faces of different sizes were put together, and they looked alike in spirit.

It seems that the ability of Mr. Wang next door needs to be re-evaluated.

Although the princess explained that her son is not mine, the whole capital refused to listen!

The writer of the book has another story, how many pocket book publishers does the king support by himself?

Therefore, the emperor fined the king to face the wall and think for a year.

It's a pity that the king only went to court once.

The noble ladies on the wall were silent again.

It seems that the king's desire to have a wife has to wait.

Half a year later, the king thought about it behind closed doors, and Commander Han actually came in over the wall and then through the window.

Ben Wang is used to sleeping naked, so he must take a bath before going to bed.

Petal bath.

My king's skin is very good.

Commander Han coughed heavily.

Ben Wang has long bare legs... not just legs, there is a mirror in front of Ben Wang, and he came out of the bath.

The king saw that Commander Han did not close his eyes, did not turn around, but looked at the king without moving.

Ben Wang

feel

There is a door

This king is wearing a black silk robe, showing a large honey-colored chest on the upper body, long legs on the lower body, black hair shawl, water drops from the hair tip and rolls under the abdominal muscles...

This king swears by his life's fortune that Commander Han's body temperature has risen!

This king is so enchanting, he fished out a pink chrysanthemum from the bath water, and smiled: "What's the business of Commander Han's late-night visit?"

Han Su took a step forward and slipped by the water.

Ha ha.

You, a martial arts leader of the inner guard, will slip and fall, who will you lie to?

But the king didn't intend to expose him, so he took a step forward, spun around six times in a pose that challenged Newton's coffin board, and hugged Han Su by the waist.

Han Su's expression is like this (⊙⊙)

Of course, this is just my imagination.

Commander Han slipped and fell right in front of the king, without even touching the hairs on the king's legs. The king was unhappy, and really wanted to suggest that he learn the correct falling posture from his cousin.

However, it is also possible that he really fell and did not intend to seduce the king.

This king has already taken off like this, yet you are still unmoved.

Han Su, you don't respect me at all.

The king remembered.

Commander Han stood up in embarrassment, "My lord is laughing."

"Commander Han came to visit late at night, didn't he come to see the king take a bath?"

Han Su smiled slightly, and sat on the stool gracefully, "My lord is not surprised at all, did I expect the next official to come, let me see... My lord is not only not surprised, but also a little disappointed?"

Han Su even raised his eyebrows in a charming manner.This king is shamefully cute.

I have to explain. First, I am not surprised because I have facial paralysis. Second, I am surprised to see him far less than happy. Third, I am disappointed that you are actually here for business. Not through the back door.

The disappointment in the king's eyes turned into substance.

The end of disappointing this king is that this king has to quietly pretend to be aggressive.

So the king said indifferently: "Commander Han thinks too much, and this king is not a god, how can he know that the commander is coming?"

Han Su is a smart person, and when he is smart, he tends to think too much.

He smiled deeply, "My lord doesn't need to play riddles. After I entered the palace, I was like no one there. If it wasn't for the lord's order, how could I break into Su Wang's mansion so freely?"

That... the king really didn't protect this thing.

"Secondly, the lower official was running around the palace like a headless chicken, and happened to meet the prince's favorite concubine, Yu Shi, and she told the lower official that the prince was here, and asked the lower official if he wanted to stay for a supper If the lord hadn't ordered Mrs. Yu to meet me there, she, a woman in a deep house, would not be afraid when she saw this official. How many women in the world have the bearing of Mrs. Yu?... There are rumors in Beijing that Mrs. Yu is vulgar , this official sees that those people judge people by their appearance, the prince has the eyes to recognize gold inlaid with jade, and this official admires it very much."

Yushu really is a god assist!

The king was moved to tears, and decided to give Yushu a big red envelope tomorrow.

She was so calm because she regarded Han Su as King Ben's lover.

Get it right.

Han Su took out a dozen gold tickets from his bosom, estimated to be able to buy half a street in the capital, and the eyes of the poor king turned red.

"I also hope that the prince will speak well for the prince."

The king accepted the golden ticket, "It's only natural."

Guests are happy.

Later, the king used the prince's money to recruit troops and horses to kill the prince.That's what the history books say, the scum who wrote Su Wang's concerto.

Early the next morning, Ben Wang drew a golden ticket and gave it to Yushu.

She was so scared that she fell off the chair.

"That son yesterday, the prince must be very satisfied?"

Of course the king is very satisfied!

"Next time a stranger comes to the palace late at night, you should immediately call an assassin."

"Don't worry, I won't let those ugly monsters in."

Ben Wang: (⊙_⊙)

The king simply drew another golden ticket for her.

He praised: "Well done, you have a bright future."

In a blink of an eye, this king has been thinking about it for a year, and the annoying me is almost growing grass. Princess Shazhu and the prince are finally leaving to return home.

"I really don't know why your prince doesn't like women who have children..." The little prince who didn't marry his sister was very sad. "Having a child can always reassure the husband's family. In our country, women who are more fertile are more sought after by all families."

"They don't know how to appreciate." This is all the king can say.

Jin Mao's eyes lit up suddenly, and he held my king's hand and said, "What do you think of the golden knife?"

"It's not good." The king thinks you are good.

The little prince sighed, and when I sent him to Shibali Pavilion, I didn't say anything about the retention.

Many years later, the king's side concubine spat out grape skins and said, "My lord doesn't know that Shazhu can make a man a queen?"

This king's eyes are far away, Eggy's sad.

Oh, my concubine is a girl from Yushu.

You who want Commander Han to be your side concubine really misunderstood.

The first show of Ben Wang's comeback must be a blockbuster, so Ben Wang took the big test with an old face.

This king must come back with a Tanhua, to prove that this king's talent and learning are the best in the capital, worthy of the name.

The king gave an order, and the whole government acted together.

When I was bored, this king promoted a slippery servant as a follower, don't worry, he looks very safe, this king will not kill people around him.

"Who between you and Mr. Xiao's eldest son, Xiao Pei, can win the first prize..."

"What are the odds?"

Duo Shun took a careful look at Ben Wang and said, "One to one hundred, you one, Mr. Xiao one hundred."

Everyone in the capital looks down on me.

well.

Count them as discerning.

It's time for the big exam, and Ben Wang and a group of white men squeezed into Taibai Building. Every candidate has a single room, where they eat, drink, sleep, and sleep. As long as there is no big movement, no one will manage it.

The exam is divided into three days, and the five classics are tested on the first day.

This king is good at endorsing, so I wrote it.

The next day, I took the current affairs exam. I don't care about current affairs. Fortunately, I bought the exam questions.

On the third day of the poetry and song test, I am a ghost of poetry and song, the kind of a hundred poems for fighting wine.

Three days passed in a flash.

The examinees who had been imprisoned for three days were all sluggish and blue-faced, but this king was radiant.

Duo Shun was already waiting for the king outside, "The odds between you and Mr. Xiao have dropped to [-]:[-]."

Ha ha.

This king and Mr. Xiao are at odds with each other.

"I heard that he also came to take the exam, where is it?"

"King Su wants to see me, you can see it when you turn around."

This gorgeous subwoofer, listening to this king's bone is gone. As the saying goes, God will close a window when God opens a door. Even if Mr. Xiao looks sorry, just his voice is enough to conquer this king.

The king turned his head back, only to see a young master of Zhuoshijia, dressed in white clothes filled with snow, talking and laughing at Yanyan, standing with a scroll, and Taibai Tower hidden behind him.

This king is literary.

"Young master is Xiao Pei?"

The beauty grinned, "Of course, there is no second Xiao Pei in the world."

This pretense is good, the king will give [-] points.

This king can't be compared with his aura, so this king decided to make a big move.

"I suddenly feel that the poem I wrote just now is very suitable for Pei Lang."

Xiao Pei was really interested, "I don't know what kind of poem it is."

The king put away his fan, his eyes clear, "I am worried that I have no confidant in the future, and no one in the world knows the king."

Xiao Pei's fan fell to the ground.

Ben Wang smiled slightly.

Hidden strength and name.

After the exam, many examees pouted their buttocks to answer the answers. It is not fashionable to wear underwear now. When a gust of wind blows, it is called a chrysanthemum fragrance.It's a pity that my king's eyes are higher than the top, so I don't bother to look at it.

I just need to go home and wait quietly for the exam results, I am not in a hurry.

But someone was in a hurry.

For example, Prince Taifu.

The Taifu is less than thirty years old, and he is not the same as Xiao Pei's father, Taifu Xiao.

This king must explain, otherwise some people will think that this king wants to receive both father and son, and this king can only think about it.

Mrs. Xiao... is also a beauty.

From now on, I will be called Taifu, um, Emperor Master.

The emperor said that someone cheated in the scientific examination, and Nima just said that the king cheated!

The reason why the emperor's master targeted me so much was because I was selected as the number one scholar.

I admit that I have cheated on the strategy theory. Do you think that the exam questions are the same every year, whether it is water control or river control, or border defense. These questions come and go. I just need to find a master to plan a word. Zhuji's article will do.

Does that count as cheating?

The students who recite model essays all over the country are cheating!

Hehe, if the tiger doesn't show its power, you will treat me as a sick cat.

Although he only entered the Golden Luan Hall once, but this king is not stage-frightened at all.

He bowed to the emperor's uncle, "In recent days, some people in the court have targeted me, and some people said that I cheated in the exam. Will I do such a thing?"

Uncle Huang smiled awkwardly, you are a big boss, why are you embarrassed?

"King Su don't need to be angry, I believe you, there must be someone making rumors to cause trouble! Taifu, there is evidence."

The emperor did not expect the emperor to be so strong, and he was stunned, "I have evidence!"

After finishing speaking, he presented a paper to the case, "The minister is ordered to invigilate the exam, and he knows a lot about the students' situation. Even the minister can't sleep all night during the big exam, but King Su eats and sleeps well, without worrying at all. .”

Ben Wang smiled.

He really laughed, but if the king didn’t laugh, all the ministers trembled. Later, the king’s concubine told the king that when the king laughed, it was like saying 'you are finished'.

It turns out that covering the sky with one hand is not because I was forced to do nothing, but a kind of talent.

This is a disease that needs to be cured.

A drop of cold sweat slid down the emperor's forehead, "What else does King Su want to say?"

The king chuckled, and mixed with sinister and vicious agencies, calculations, etc., flashed in his eyes, and turned his back to the emperor, "Dare to ask the grand master, what is his background?"

The emperor said loudly: "I come from a poor family, and I have been handpicked by His Majesty Jinkou as the second place in the list of criminal records."

"Oh." The king said insincerely, "The emperor's family must not be rich, right?"

"There are only three acres of Susukida in my family, and I rely on my old mother's needlework to study."

How could it be so sad?

The king almost cried with distress.

Come, come, master, come quickly to this king's bowl, I am willing to build a wine pool and meat forest for you.

The king said to the emperor's uncle: "Your Majesty, I understand."

The emperor didn't understand at all. Hearing this king's words, he could only nod his head pretending to be deep, "I understand. Come on, King Su's fraud is purely false. The Tai Tuo punished him for three months and gave him a salary. Go home and reflect."

"Please slow down, Your Majesty, I cannot accept it." The emperor's teacher protested heartbreakingly.

The emperor was very helpless to the emperor who admitted death, and turned to look at the king, "King Su, explain to the emperor."

The king patted the emperor's shoulder, "Did the Taifu feel ecstatic when he was in high school that he could make the old mother live a better life? Was there a responsibility that fell from the sky to plead for the lives of the people of the world? Should I do it?" A generation of virtuous ministers who have left a name in history, do you feel that the ancestors have been honored and the family temple has been rebuilt? Are you going to remind your children and grandchildren not to forget the hard work of the past?"

The emperor didn't know, so, "So what?"

So the king smiled slightly, like a nightmare, "This king is the king of Su. He has never made any progress in his career in this life. What the Taifu wants, this king has everything. Coming to the exam is just icing on the cake. It doesn't matter whether you are successful or not." , and if the Grand Tutor hadn't won the exam back then, his heart would be ashamed, no matter how difficult it is to enter the capital, that's right."

The emperor staggered back a few steps, clutched his chest, and looked at me in disbelief.

Seeing the pale face of the emperor's master, this king is very distressed, is it too serious?

I feel sorry for him.