Small country with few people

For the sake of artistic effect, let's pretend that there is a mosaic under the monk's loincloth.

A cute creature like the cat egg appeared.

The monk clamped his thighs, but it was useless. The big guy looked at the thing between his legs with great interest, and let out laughter one after another. The king was a little worried that the monk would pass away on the spot. I wonder if there will be a few relics What about staying?

The monk simply closed his eyes. At this time, the deputy waved his hand to express that he had played enough and started to take pictures. Because the monk is such a lump, there are countless capable auctions, so after deliberation, it has been decided to divide the monk into 360 pieces. block auction.

"This auction is for the monk's right eyeball. The starting price is 100 taels!"

The vast majority of people present took out 100 taels and it was the same as playing. For example, this king, money is a number to this king.

For the sake of the monk's good looks, at the end of the call, the king will be merciful and take a picture of him as a whole.

For this king to enjoy alone, the joy of everyone is not as good as the joy of being alone.

This king really wants to become a monk from the bottom of his heart, don't doubt this king's intentions.

The monk's legs are really long and straight, and they are also my favorite wheat color.The mermaid line and the waist are also very delicious. Hey, what is the black dragon tattoo on his back that looks very big at first glance? Is it a bit strange that this kind of thing appears on the back of a monk who is going to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures?

It's a pity that the people at the scene didn't care. From their point of view, the monk is just the fish on the chopping board. It swelled, and the iron chains that bound him were shaken to pieces!

A piece of chain hit me at the king's feet, three points into the stone brick. It's strange that no one was injured at such a close distance. Could it be that the monk is really a Taoist monk and he is still unwilling to hurt people's lives at this moment .

Everyone was shocked, and the deputy shouted that this is the black iron chain I ordered from the Ministry of Industry, how could it be broken so easily!Now not only the cucumbers are unreliable, but the iron chains are also unreliable.

Generally speaking, under such circumstances, monks must kill. In order to retaliate against these ogres, they will definitely bloodbath the capital, regardless of whether they are old or weak. Even the mosquitoes are lying in a pool of blood and groaning/groaning. The queen took a step back and pulled Yushu, wanting to retreat quietly. By the way, he brought Da Honghe together. Da Honghe's ability to steer the rudder when the wind blows is beyond the reach of the king. When the king pulled him, he had already walked several feet away. If he is a veteran driver in the officialdom, his ability to seek good fortune and avoid evil is really a role model for my generation.

At this moment, the king felt a cold air, ah, it was murderous, and subconsciously hugged a lazy donkey in Yushu and rolled over, rubbing the king's scalp with a bloody hand and grabbed the small step in front of him. The nape of the big honglu!What does Monk Tang want to do to Da Honglu's nape!

The good news is that he didn't come for this king. Judging by Monk Tang's force, this king is definitely not his opponent. If he wants to do something to this king, this king will definitely not be able to resist!Fortunately, there is Da Honglu here... Fuck Da Honghe!

In this era full of competition, Da Honglu is so skilled that countless people must have been shot to death on the beach by him.

Monk Tang hugged Da Honghe.

Da Honglu looked terrified, angry, fearful and guilty. When it comes to this, I have to mention why some people are so disgusted with seeing all kinds of emotions in the eyes. After all, the eyes are a collection of muscle tissue, nerves and messy things. , Just like the human body is just a container for the soul, alien dogs understand this truth.

Yushu couldn't sit down at all, so she invited the king to sit with him, grabbed the dog's tail flower growing from the cracks in the stone, and said: "I think my sister was also a flower in the village back then, so many men drool at my streamlined buttocks. From the delicate wild lily to the dog's tail flower, life is full of twists and turns, it's so exciting."

This king has experience, no matter what Yushu said, it is better not to comfort her, who knows that this old woman will suddenly turn around and make a big bang.

"My lord, I don't know if you have watched the play that teased you in your dream. The starring role is Fan Bang, that is the Koryo country in Dongyi, which was passed down through the Song Dynasty." Seeing that the king has not understood Yushu, he is anxious, "It seems to be You can't say your name, the punishment is serious, you understand, my lord."

Ben Wang really doesn't understand. Recently, the rehearsal of the drama has been tight, and it feels like a niche in traffic.Is it possible that the king wants to be popular?

"My lord, look at Monk Tang's eyes as if he wants to eat Dahonglu."

The king has a cold face, yes, isn't this already eaten?

Hello, monk!Let Da Honglu take a breath, he is going to suffocate to death.

Yushu: "My lord, these are the ravaged lips. I read it in the storybook. In this scene, he should be squeezed between his legs, and his knees pressed against him, making him let out an unbearable moan." crooning..."

"..."

Yushu continued the live broadcast: "He grabbed his hands and raised them above his head and clasped his wrist with one hand. His wrist was so slender that he could easily clasp it with only one hand, and the other hand along the His thin back was kneaded heavily."

"Can I trouble you not to speak in a coffin-like tone like reading a report? Have you ever been a civil servant?"

Yushu: "That's right, otherwise you would think how I got into King Su's Mansion."

Ben Wang: "Rely on face."

Yushu covered her face shyly, and punched the king's fragile ribs with a powder fist, which seemed to be cracked, "What nonsense are you talking about~ I'm ashamed to death."

Ben Wang clutched his chest and continued to stare at the dead fish, seeing the two of them's lips and teeth blending.

Da Honglu's body became weaker and weaker. Monk Tang picked him up and stepped on the air to the roof, and the ladder clouds disappeared without a trace.

The rest of the people looked at each other in blank dismay, what's going on, the two knew each other?

The king is curious and is ready to find an opportunity to ask Da Honglu carefully.

The king didn't know that this was the first and last time he saw Da Honglu, just like when the Taixue school started, some people you met once could only be seen at the graduation ceremony the next time.

At this time, everyone woke up from the twilight of immortality. I don’t know which dog saw this king sitting on the side of the road without any image, and beside him was the concubine Yushu who everyone in the capital knew. I heard that someone compares the relationship between my king and Yushu to that of Huang Taiji and Hailanzhu. In fact, this king doesn’t understand the relationship between Hailanzhu and Yehena Rabushiyamala. At that time, ah, this king suddenly remembered that he had never attended a class in Taixue. At that time, this king was still an unfavored [-]-tier concubine in Su Wang's mansion. His greatest identity was the ID card of the genealogy. Who would have thought that this king had One day he can become the regent and entrust the eighteen prefectures of Yanyun.

By the way, this king didn't even see the Mao of Yanyun Eighteen States.

Isn't this equivalent to banknotes? It looks like money, but it's worthless, and anyhow, wealth will evaporate immediately.

Although the king is now the richest in the world, the Yanyun eighteen states are also a fat and oily bag for the king.

According to the setting, the Eighteen States of Yanyun in our country must be the Eighteen States of Yanyun that this king knows. The king suddenly remembered that his head was hot and he studied the complicated history of the Five Dynasties and Ten Kingdoms, mainly to study the history of that era. There is no generation of beauties, no matter if they are male or female, as long as they are beauties, this king will look at them with appreciation, and ordinary people like you don't understand.

Anyone who smells sour grapes will want to eat grapes, remember to spit out the grape skins.You don't have to spit out the green ones.

The matter has come to this point, the Eighteen States of Yanyun must belong to the king, although it is very far away, but the mountain is not the king, the king will go to the mountain, is this sentence really awkward? What is a new tongue twister?

"Come here! Bring the map of Yanyun Eighteen Prefectures!"

"Yes!" The king's soldier responded excitedly.In less than three breaths, a terrifyingly accurate map was spread out in front of the king, showing every detail of the mountains, rivers and geography.I don't know if it's the one who painted it, but it's as clear as the cloud map.Sure enough, the master is among the people.

"I don't know which master painted it, and where is this person now."

"It's Butler Huang."

That pica tomb robber who loves to eat three squeaks?

Dead man: "It is said that when the steward Huang was measuring the mountains and rivers, he occasionally drew this picture with inspiration. He wanted to pass it on to future generations, but he didn't want the prince to need it. He thought that there was a divine will many years ago, and the steward was destined to be Su Wang's mansion." housekeeper."

It seems that the fact that Steward Huang was caught by this king for stealing the tomb of the first King Su seems to be an illusion of this king.

The king's servants, Qingke, staff, master, think tank, dead men, dark guards, and guards gathered here. They are all gearing up for the matter of taking back the Yanyun Eighteen States.

Huh?Why do you say take it back?Yanyun eighteen prefectures are already my king's fief!

The first emperor has granted the eighteen prefectures of Yanyun to this king.

"My lord, the northern captives have seized my Eighteen States of Yanyun for five hundred years. The emperors of all ages have tried hard to take it back, but they have not succeeded. My grandson Yi swears to follow the lord faithfully and take my rivers and mountains! Squeeze the northern captives!"

"Take my rivers and mountains! Squeeze the northern captives!"

"Take my rivers and mountains! Squeeze the northern captives!"

Wait, I just want to see a map, I don’t want to wipe out any Beilu, the Beilu is very powerful when I hear it, it’s better than Zhelan and Baiyanglou together, Yanyun eighteen prefectures are nothing to this king A piece of chicken rib, the kind that is tasteless to eat and discarded!

Ah, these people always look bright every time they want to force this king to do something.