Small country with few people

Huang San began to tell the story of his plan to assassinate Lie Guohou, a knife, a man, a horse, and a legend.

Could you please use normal dialogue to describe it?

"That day, my subordinates rushed into the inn where Marquis Lie was staying with a knife. He entered seven times and exited seven times as if there was no one there. It was too late to say it was too late. Marquis Lie violently rose from his sickbed, and his subordinates fought him three times. After a thousand rounds, he finally fought hard and died, but his subordinates thought that the prince was still waiting for the news of his victory, so he said to Yan Wang: "I, Huang Sansheng, belong to Su Wang's mansion, and death is the ghost of Su Wang's mansion. You are the Lord of the Underworld, and you are not as big as our Lord!', Hearing that his subordinate is the Lord, the King of Hades dared not embarrass the little one, and the subordinate came back to life. But he was in severe pain and was captured alive by the Marquis of the Lie Kingdom, but the little He would rather die than submit, and he didn't confide a word!"

Then you called my king's name at the gate yesterday, is this king's hallucination?

"At that time, it was a critical moment of life and death, and the little one took care of it, no, the crisis was turned into safety."

Ben Wang listened quietly, it was not easy for him to think of an excuse all night, so at least let him finish.

"Finished?"

"It's over."

"Then drag it out and cut it."

Σ(°△°|||)! !Huang San screamed that the whole family was dead.

Then he was dragged out by the hidden guards and hacked.

Of course, under normal circumstances, no one will die in this article.

Not long after, the secret guard came to report, "Huang San said that he took advantage of King Ning to frame the prince."

If the king remembers correctly, King Ning even cried to the emperor that he was the Marquis of Lie Guo, who was poisoned by this king. Didn't he think it was a thief calling for a thief?

It's King Ning again, King Ning tried to harm me again and again, and he must be killed!Even if it doesn't kill him, King Ning must meet this king like a mouse meets a cat.

The king stood up and strode like a meteor, and said loudly: "Go, go to Prince Ning's mansion to settle accounts!"

Three thousand dark guards burst into a tiger body, "Yes!!"

Prince Ning's Mansion is located on Suzaku Street, not far from the corner is the original site of King Su's Mansion. Since my cheap grandfather moved the mansion to the next door to Bada Hutong, this king has left the aristocratic social circle. Most of the princes and nobles in this dynasty are Living on Suzaku Street, Suzaku Street is unusually prosperous and clean, not even a pile of shit.

Suddenly, the king's car let out a long and shrill hiss, and the commander of the hidden guards of Su Wang's mansion shouted: "There are assassins, escort them!!"

Three thousand long knives were pulled out in an instant.

But nothing happened.

The king's car was rubbing its hooves quickly.

The leader of the dark guards looked at the hooves of 'Yanzhima', and said to the king with great pain: "My lord, Yanzhi stepped on a pile of dog shit."

As the saying goes, people are unlucky and even horses can step on dog shit. My math is not good enough to calculate the chances of stepping on dog shit when surrounded by 3000 people and horses, but this erliang looks a lot like King Ning That kind of shit shows that this king's trip to King Ning's mansion to ask for an explanation will be an unknown journey.

Prince Ning's mansion is extremely extravagant, so he still dares to impeach the king every now and then for extravagance, what about his face?Stepped on with the shit just now?

Jin: "Young one, go and call the door."

The king nodded, Huang Jin raised his stomach, and made a treacherous palm move with a figure-of-eight step. In an instant, there was a thunderstorm, and he was seen with his wrists put on his waist, backwards, and then forwards. The room was wiped out, and the Zhuque Street where Prince Ning's Mansion was located was razed to the ground, not a single blade of grass could grow for thousands of years...

An old man in his eighties opened the door tremblingly, his mouth without a single tooth opened and closed, "Who is it, this Prince Ning's Mansion closed the door to thank guests."

Shet?

How dare you scold me!How bold!At this time, a dog rushed out from behind the old man, with wicked eyebrows, and a hidden guard spoke out the king's heart, "That dog shit just now was pulled by this dog." The king nodded sympathetically, who knew that the hidden guard The little brother added, "One taste."

What flavor?

Fuck, brother, you are a talent!Are you a poop expert?

Seeing the king looking at him, the little brother showed a shy smile and looked very simple, "I am not afraid of the prince's jokes. When I was young, my family was poor. Because dog poop can soften the leather, some leather workshops hired people to pick up dog poop. , this job is dirty and tiring and doesn’t cost much money, unless you are poor and have no choice but to do it.”

The king burst into tears when he heard this.

Sure enough, I will double your salary when you go back, it’s so inspiring!

The old man's eyes were a bit dazed, and when he suddenly saw so many people, he thought he had a double image in front of him. He rubbed his eyes several times, and his eyeballs widened instantly, and he slammed the door shut with his backhand.He ran faster than a rabbit, and shouted while running, "King Su is calling at the door! Shout out!!!"

Ben Wang looked at Jin Jin strangely, could it be that this old man was also a bandit before, and he spoke slang words quite slipperily.

Bandits are really great now, there are still third-rank officials in front of the prime minister's gate, and at least second-rank officials in front of the prince's gate.

Before the old man’s echo disappeared, Prince Ning’s Mansion began to be in a state of chaos, and the situation inside could not be seen through the wall, just like listening to the radio. Looking at the king covetously, he said: "King Su is so bold that he dared to make trouble in Prince Ning's mansion in the blue sky and in broad daylight, and he smashed the mansion of Prince Ning without leaving it... Hehe, I really admire you, please come back with me. Return to the palace and His Majesty."

what's the situation?

Jin Jin: "Nonsense! The prince didn't even take a step to the threshold of King Ning, and he smashed it so hard... The general's kung fu of opening his eyes and talking nonsense really made me understand."

Jin Jin is a domestic slave of Prince Su's mansion. Although he didn't sign the contract of sale, he had to take the antidote every half a month after taking the Huangyuduanjin powder developed by himself. He can't live for more than half a month, so he is unscrupulous. The general is a high-ranking official who holds the world's soldiers and horses in his hands. He dares to choke.

The king nodded approvingly.

The general smiled and said, "My lord is not strict in governing the family. He connives at the slaves and commits murder...Take a step back and say, if the lord hadn't entered Su Wang's mansion, didn't the lord's subordinates also have entered? Could it be that Prince Ning's mansion was destroyed by a meteorite?" Was it smashed?"

"My lord, he said that if we didn't smash Prince Ning's mansion, it would be as ridiculous as if Prince Ning's mansion was smashed by a meteorite."

This king understands that you don't need to go along with it.

A small soldier ran over and said in a voice that we could hear clearly: "The battle damage of King Ning's Mansion has been counted, please give instructions!"

Paralyzed and battle damaged!

The general had a well-thought-out plan, and his posture seemed to be that the king had finally been caught by him, "Tell the prince."

"Yes!" The little soldier stood at attention, and he didn't feel stage fright at all in the face of a stalemate battle. The deterrent force of the three thousand hidden guards behind the king couldn't hurt him... Such a talent is really inferior to the general, " My lord, this person is named Fan Xiaomei, she is the general's confidant, and she often guards the door when having secret talks with the emperor..."

The amount of information in this sentence is a bit large.

By the way, why do you guys reply as soon as I want to know?Is that King Su's profiling team still open?

Xiaobing Qingming quickly reported the 'battle damage', "Prince Ning's mansion - ten wives and concubines, three seriously injured and five slightly injured, two miscarriages, all children have scars, 60 domestic slaves have varying degrees of knife wounds, chickens and dogs all Death, the flowers, plants and trees are all withered, and the dead body has grown long hairs, it's weird..." The little brother was puzzled: "Jade and porcelain..."

It doesn't matter what those porcelains are waiting for!The corpse has changed! ! !Dead body changed, you know? ! ! !This is beyond what humans can do!Hurry up martial law! !Resident Evil is about to break out!

Unexpectedly, the emperor didn't see it, and the first one he saw was Concubine Xiao. With a gloomy expression, Concubine Xiao said to the king, "The prince must know the relationship between the general and his majesty?" Before the king could give a positive reply, Concubine Xiao said Gritting her teeth, she said: "I can't bear such humiliation! Please help me, my lord!"

My king will help you, who will help me?Thinking of the holy monk detained in his boudoir, the king sighed again.

"How about you calm down!"

"I can't calm down!"

Under the coercion of this king, Concubine Xiao Gui finally told the truth, so she was pregnant? !

The problem is that the emperor has bent so much that he can no longer bend, so where did she come from?

"It belongs to King Ning."

well.

The king should have expected this result a long time ago, and the frequency of Ning Wang's appearances these days is a bit high.

In this way, Concubine Xiao Gui has successively dealt with the four people, the former emperor, the former deposed prince, the current emperor, and King Ning, including father and son, uncles, nephews, and brothers... It really opened my eyes.

This is the winner in life, no matter who is in power, she can stay still like a mountain.

Got it.

However, the law of death contained in this can't help but make this king startled. Both the former emperor and the deposed prince are dead, and now Concubine Xiao is going to kill the current emperor for the sake of King Ning. Later the man asked him to ntr.

In a word, Concubine Xiao Gui wants to unite with the king to kill the emperor, even though the emperor is a silly and sweet little shou who is easy to overthrow, and the king wants to kill him indiscriminately, which is really not in line with the hero's brilliant personality.But this king is a prince, does the prince need a reason to kill the emperor?The answer is no.

So this king agreed to Concubine Xiao's request. At this moment, this king is finally going to take a crucial step in the life of the regent.

study room

When a little eunuch quietly announced that the emperor was coming, Concubine Xiao nodded to the king and quickly fled away.

The emperor was followed by the general, and the two of them rushed towards the king aggressively.

The emperor's voice was soft and waxy, "King Ning left the capital on business, but King Su injured his family. It's really lawless!"

The general echoed, "Your Majesty is absolutely right." The emperor blushed a little.The king quietly watched them abuse the dog.

The emperor also realized that doing so would hinder the harmony of the world, so he gave a dry cough and glared at the general. Not only did the general not restrain himself, he also pinched the emperor's ass at an angle that the king could not see.

The general has always kept a dark face and seriousness, making this king look bad with his paralyzed face just like this king's. Could it be that he is a big man with no integrity in private?I imagined the picture of the general picking his feet, and suddenly felt that he and the emperor were a good match.

If you know that Concubine Xiao Gui has secretly planned to make the two of you a desperate mandarin duck, I don't know what your reaction will be.Thinking about it this way, the king was looking forward to it very much.

The general shook out a stack of paper with writing on it, "This is the testimony of the family members of Prince Ning's Mansion, please read it, Your Majesty."

Don't think that the awe-inspiring king you pretend to be can ignore your hand that got into the underwear of the emperor dragon.

The emperor tremblingly took the testimony, his face flushed.

"Hmm..." The emperor finally couldn't bear it and let out a low voice.

As a good lord who emphasizes five things and four beauties, of course, I have to care about the physical and psychological condition of the emperor. I asked with concern: "Your Majesty is not feeling well?"

The emperor bit his lip, and shook his head with difficulty, "I...is fine." This king doesn't look like you are fine at all!

The emperor twisted his legs together, trying to squeeze the general's fingers out of his body - at this time, someone might ask, how can the emperor and the general sit together?The emperor always sat down. As a courtier, the general could not sit next to the emperor even if he did not kneel to answer. Of course, the king did not describe the system of this dynasty. This dynasty is probably the system before the Han Dynasty. The courtiers and the emperor The distance is not like during the Tang, Song, Yuan, Ming and Qing Dynasties, when the emperor sat high on the dragon chair, and the ministers kneeled and stood underneath, it was easy to cause psychological distortion.So this court uses a round table to discuss matters. Think about it, does such a large round table have other functions besides meetings, such as no sound no matter how shaken...

So the general is sitting side by side with the emperor at this moment, and his left hand has never been raised.

so filthy...

How can such an emperor and general be allowed to control the well-being of the people of the whole country?It should be handed over to the king.

Since you are all proud in love, the workplace has to trouble you to be frustrated.

The emperor read with a mosquito humming voice: "...King Su brought people to Prince Ning's mansion. The injuries are as follows...The losses are as follows...Before King Su came in, the palace was in chaos..."

"Ok?"

The emperor looked at the general suspiciously, and the general looked at the king in embarrassment.

At this time, the king must say something.

"Two days ago, Marquis Lie came back and caught an assassin. The assassin confessed that this king asked him to assassinate Marquis Lie, but in fact he was a member of King Ning. This king followed the vine and caught an assassin in the mansion. The spy in the important position is also a member of King Ning. In shock, I took people to find King Ning to ask for an explanation, but I didn't see King Ning. I didn't receive any news. Please tell your Majesty what happened to King Ning Leaving Beijing?"

The emperor reacted in a daze.

Just like this, I can still be the emperor. Fortunately, a general rescued me: "King Ning is because of the flood in Jian'an..."

The king has always had a good memory, "The flood in Jian'an happened half a month ago, and Cao Xuezheng, the minister of the Ministry of Industry, went to supervise the treatment in person. Isn't it strange that the prince went to Jian'an at this time? Also, the late emperor had a decree, The vassal king is not allowed to go out of the capital for life. Will King Ning let the tiger go back to the mountain? Assuming that King Ning never returns, what should His Majesty do? have……"

The emperor couldn’t sit still anymore, and if King Su continued to talk, King Ning really couldn’t survive, “I didn’t expect King Su to talk a lot on weekdays, but today he can talk endlessly... Speaking of which, there is something new in Beijing today. On that day, Prince Lian went boating on the lake, and accidentally fell into the water from the boat. When he woke up, his temperament changed drastically. Wang's talent and learning are far superior."

Prince Lian?That little tooth?

Such a familiar plot made this king feel an ominous premonition.

At this time, the eunuch outside suddenly shouted loudly: "Lian County King sees you!"