Small country with few people

When the national teacher called Wang Ba Niang, I felt that Miss Wang wanted to fight with the national teacher. If the national teacher hadn't shown the method of killing people with a flying hairpin hidden weapon, maybe Miss Wang I have already broken the iron railing and come out, don’t ask me why I always think that Ms. Wang will tear the railing and come out. This reason is probably because Ms. Wang smashed her head with a ball/When I was watching Tom and Jerry when I was a child/I saw Jerry live A general history of the world was torn out/the shadow of childhood left behind/due to the common effect.

You see, this king has interrupted the sentence for you, is this king cute or not?

Ms. Wang was very angry at her dantian, and felt that it would be better for a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, so she said to the teacher in a charming manner: "The little girl is the eighth sister of the Wang family, and her maiden name is Lianzhi."

I don't know if you have an older brother named Wang Lianhua.

Wang Lianhua is the male god of this king, and there are always many male gods of this king, and the number of successors cannot be counted.

The national teacher looked over meaningfully, and the chrysanthemum of the king turned cold, as if he had done something shameful and was caught. Could it be that the erotic picture that the king secretly drew with the national teacher as the protagonist was discovered by him?

No, this king hides in the dark compartment, the kind that will be burned by the fire oil once the mechanism is triggered.This is a clever trick that the king learned from reading the little black book.

Thinking about it this way made me feel more at ease, this king was purely doing too many bad things and was afraid of ghosts knocking on the door.

The national teacher: "Wang Ba Niang, do you know that if the prince is injured, the nine clans will be punished, but the prince is benevolent and righteous, and you cannot kill the nine clans just because of you, Ba Niang, so I would like to suggest that the prince only kill Wang Ba Niang alone. "

This is not very good, the king was just smashed with a big blood bag, and there is no irreparable damage in principle. Isn't it too cruel to kill people like this?

The national teacher saw the doubts of the king and said: "This is the law of the ancestors."

It is not the law of the king.

This king can see that the national teacher really wants to kill Wang Ba Niang... not good!The national teacher's oral habit is too contagious, and this king has been called out one by one.

Only then did Wang Ba Niang realize that the national teacher was really going to attack her. She straightened her back after being frightened for a while, and pointed her eyebrows coldly at Qianfu: "It doesn't matter if you killed me alone, there are hundreds of people in my Wang family." Will stand up and hide to avenge me!"

Everyone in the Wang family: No, no, no! !We don't mean that!

Ms. Wang has her own background sound effect for recitation of Man Jianghong's poems: "It's a pity for me to die alone! But the 80 members of my Wang family are so innocent. If they die because of me, even if I die, I won't rest in peace!"

Everyone in the Wang family: We really have no intention of avenging you!

Ms. Wang hugged her parents, brothers, sisters, uncles, aunts and others one by one, "Don't cry, we are still a family in the end." "Third uncle, we brothers will be a good man again in 20 years!" "Little brother, left and right You haven't lived for a few years, and you haven't even grown a hair, so you just flick, pull, and pinch your little brother. It's my sister's fault that your little brother is still tied with a bow. In the next life, my sister will let you be my brother, be good." Finished touching Touch the head of the child whose expression looks like Kayako's son.By the way, is that really a living child? !His face is blue-black blue-black!

I can't die at all, okay?

Wang Lianzhi turned around and smiled miserably at the king, if she could bleed from all seven orifices now, the king would believe that the two of them are brothers and sisters.

Miss Wang wiped her tears with her handkerchief, "My lord, I will come to you in the next life..."

No! Go to whoever you like!This king has nothing to do with you fifty cents ah hey!

It's a pity, Miss Wang has already embraced the will to die, she hit the wall!

Popular science, the high-risk stunt of hitting a pillar is a necessary means in ancient times to call a loyal servant of a martyr to death. Its historical role is equivalent to crying, making trouble and hanging three times. Countless people have been forced to be helpless or hit the wall/pillar for others to prove it Innocence, leaving money to the family, protecting important people, and pure despair such as too much gambling debt, etc., the purpose of admonishing the emperor...the last one is too stupid to ignore.

Ben Wang hurriedly said: "Stop her!"

It's a pity that Ms. Wang always comes and goes like the wind, hitting the wall with a swipe.

Originally, due to the interaction of forces, Ms. Wang should float to the ground like a butterfly with broken wings, and this king should also leave a drop of crocodile tears in honor of a young life who passed away...

However, there was only a loud bang. It is said that the manufacturing process is three times stronger than reinforced concrete concrete. Because of the fetish of boy urine, the wall of the sky prison was shattered by Miss Wang.

The glare of the sun shone in, and Ms. Wang stood by the shattered wall. She was like a butterfly that had been reborn. The moment she broke out of the cocoon, she got a new life. This king really wants to write a poem Let's sigh the unrepeatable beautiful scene at this moment.

The glare of the noon sun made her unable to open her eyes. She turned her head slowly, and she still had the illusion of "what's the matter with paralysis" in her eyes.

Ben Wang thinks it is naive of Ms. Wang to be refreshing.

Seeing her, the king's eyes instantly changed from "What's the matter with the paralysis??!" to "Oh my god, don't miss the chance and don't come here first! Go ahead! King Su! My old lady will come to you again someday!! "

This king can perceive so many things from her eyes in an instant, this king is really not an ordinary person.

"I'll be back!"

Ms. Wang let out a loud laugh like a barbell, took out the sprint speed of [-] meters and [-] seconds, and disappeared in a flash.

Everyone in the Wang family: What about life and death?

Only then did the prison chief howl like a pig: "A prisoner has escaped from prison!!!!"

It's as miserable as helping someone fall into a cesspit.

Ben Wang felt that there would never be another woman in this life who left such a deep and indelible mark on my heart like Miss Wang.

Ms. Wang is a woman who comes and goes like the wind. The guards checked the construction of the prison with strange expressions, and there was no water at all.

Xiaobao said: "This bastard mother must have some ulterior secret."

No, I think it's quite normal.

But on the surface, this king must put on a show, "It's reasonable, this king ordered you to investigate this matter thoroughly."

Xiaobao: "Before the results come out, everyone in the Wang family must be held here."

The king has no objection, the king is not familiar with them.

Everyone in the Wang family looked at each other, feeling that they were probably dreaming.

In short, the scene of [Miss Wang threw a hydrangea ball and knocked King Su unconscious, and Miss Wang escaped from birth by hitting a wall] can finally come to an end. Miss Wang's role is so good that I almost become a supporting role.Maybe in a few years' time, there will be a heroine who picks flowers in Jianghu.

On the way back, the king always wanted to hold the little hand of the national teacher.

Although the national teacher is now a woman and the king likes a man, it doesn't matter. What the king likes is the national teacher. His soul has nothing to do with his gender, age, appearance and identity.

This king is really good at telling nonsense with his eyes open.

After being nurtured by Ms. Wang, this king's resistance skyrocketed to 33 miles, and he almost got into the [-]rd heaven from the hole pierced by Sun Dasheng back then.

It's a pity that the national teacher didn't understand the style at all and left the king and wanted to leave.

Ben Wang decided to eat a crab roe siu mai to comfort his wounded soul.

Returning to the palace with a sad face, the king's son was running around in the flowers with Erha.

Whenever the king sees his son, he is always running around with Erha.

This made me feel a little scary for no reason.

"Father!"

The son threw himself into the generous arms of the king.

In order to carry the weight of this weak life, this king should also face the next bloody and joyful escape with strength!

"what happened?"

The son suddenly moved closer to the king's ear and said, "I saw a man in Mrs. Leng's room, on her bed."

After finishing speaking, his son jumped out of Ben Wang's arms, and played endless chasing me and running party games with Erha with a silly face, and Ben Wang's mind was completely filled with national teachers, men, and beds!It is almost possible to perform "That Well, That Dog, That Woman"

Ben Wang walked towards the set of "That Bed, That Dog, That Woman" with a pure lotus fire in his chest.

Along the way, the king clearly heard the chatter of the dead guards hidden in the sewer on the roof of the house with flowers, plants and trees:

【Mrs. Leng wants to finish】

【She steals】

【Courageous】

【why】

【Lonely】

【rational】

【What reason can a woman steal?】

[Could it be that the prince... no?Sorry I didn't say anything! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 】

Ben Wang: Hehe

Tonight, the king ordered the kitchen to cook chicken scrambled eggs for you.

Ben Wang stood in front of the Imperial Teacher's courtyard, his heart pounding, what if he was caught peeping by the Imperial Advisor? !The king hesitated at the door for a while, and finally walked in with a heartbeat.

Maybe it's because of the neurological problem after the national teacher's transformation. The national teacher's superb martial arts didn't realize that the dynasty was approaching him.

Ben Wang imitated the predecessors who listened to the peeping in the corner in ancient times and poked the window paper with one finger, because he didn't dare to look up and felt that he could hit it with one stab, so I don't know when the national teacher has already removed the window paper It was replaced by colored glaze glass. Glazed glass is really expensive at this time, and the national teacher is really too extravagant.

However, if the national teacher is willing to marry the king, the king is willing to hand over all the money to the national teacher for safekeeping, and the name of the national teacher will be added to the real estate certificate. The national teacher's surname is Leng. Know.

Unable to see what was going on in the room, the king had no choice but to eavesdrop.

Ben Wang only vaguely saw a tall figure standing with the petite national teacher.

"You have to leave with me today! It's not suitable to stay here for a long time." This is the mysterious person.

"Have you forgotten your identity?" This is the national teacher.

The mysterious man's arrogance lowered, "I, am I worried about you? King Su actually used such unimaginable and insidious means. You can't stay here any longer. Leave with me today!"

"You go back first, I won't leave."

The national teacher resolutely refused, he was still reluctant to part with this king, and this king almost wept with joy.

"Senior Brother! Are you being confused by King Su!"

Eh? !It seems that I have heard very important news, the national teacher should answer quickly!And what's going on, brother!It turns out that the national teacher not only has junior sisters but also juniors?Besides this king, there are other juniors!

The windows were pushed open.

The face of the national teacher appeared in front of the king.

Ben Wang only remembers seeing the interior from the outside during the day, but he forgot how clear the exterior is from the interior.

Ha ha.

This king has been spying on him all year round, but today he was caught off guard.

The national teacher looked at the king expressionlessly.This king is a little bit bad, the philosopher said, when you are embarrassed, you can talk about the weather, "The weather is really nice today, do you want to go to bask in the sun together."

As soon as the words came out, the king received the national teacher's fierce eyes, but the national teacher definitely didn't think so in his heart, how could such a noble, glamorous and connotative person say such a thing?So it's just my imagination.Then the king heard a hearty laugh erupting from behind the national teacher, "Hahaha, who are these two guys, it's so funny!"

Someone came and dragged this daring villain out to the king and chopped him up.

"Don't mess around. This is King Su. Don't mind the prince. This is my junior sister. She was born in the countryside and has little knowledge."

The national teacher moved aside, and the king saw the big and round "junior sister" behind him. The king took a bag of pull bars and bet that her arms were definitely thicker than the king's thighs.

What kind of weird sect is the Lone Ghost School? Does it even accept female orangutans?

The junior sister is wearing bunt, which is still a deep V style, and a mischievous strand of chest hair emerges from the groove. Wait, do you still have a tail wrapped around your waist!Do you still use that comb to brush your hair and teeth every morning? !

But since the junior sister is like this, the king has nothing to worry about!

That junior sister took a look at the king, and then grabbed the hand of the national teacher under the surprised eyes of the king!

Ben Wang: Let go and let Ben Wang come!The king hasn't pulled it yet!

What surprised me was that the national teacher did not struggle, but his face was definitely not good-looking. The younger sister immediately pulled the national teacher closer to her, and said to the king: "I have a marriage contract with my senior brother when we were young. The mission has stayed here for many years, and I am ordered by my mother to take my brother back to get married."

Married Married Married Married Married Married Married Married Married! ! ! ! ! !

This king is definitely not trying to make up the word count!

The national teacher has a fiancée!

It's still this junior sister whose nose hairs are about to stick out! !

National teacher, quickly tell me what kind of enmity you have with your master!He cheated you so much!

The national teacher's face was very pale, but he didn't refute, so he acquiesced.

Ben Wang said in disbelief: "You really want to marry her?!"

The national teacher looked at a red plum outside the window, and said indifferently: "Master's order must not be violated."

This king did not expect that the national teacher would be such a foolish and filial person, and he would agree to such an outrageous agreement!The king pulled the national teacher from the side of his junior sister to protect him behind him, and said ecstatically, "He is my king's man, how dare you trespass into the palace—haha."

The national teacher grasped the king's arm tightly, "What are you going to do?"

This king covered the small white hand of the national teacher with a generous big palm, come on, throw yourself into the strong arms of this king!

The king roared: "Come on!"

In an instant, many men in black jumped out from the beams and the walls under the bed in all directions.Most people in the capital call them the dead soldiers of King Su.

As for why this king has dead soldiers, it is purely the need of the plot.

In an instant, dozens of knives were put on the junior sister's thick neck, but the junior sister was very stubborn, and she didn't hesitate at all.Heh, he is indeed the king's rival in love.

The junior sister sneered a few times: "King Su, don't forget where you came from!"

This king is a pawn sent by you lonely ghosts to King Su's mansion, so if you say that, people will believe it!Even if you pull out a drop of blood to identify yourself as the king, you can use the basic deductive method to slap your face!History tells us to trust science!

The king waved his hand: "Take it!"

The junior sister was taken away.

If she didn't have this king's order, she wouldn't even think about it in this life. This kind of guy still wants to compete with the king for the national teacher?

The king pressed the national teacher's shoulder and said with concern: "It's all right."

The national teacher snapped open the king's hand, yes, it would be a problem if the national teacher silently hugged the king's waist and fell into the king's arms with a whimper!Then he would not be the national teacher that the king admires.

"The prince is so majestic." The national teacher sat on the chair with his hands behind his back, facing the king with his back.

With the king's IQ of [-], it is easy to guess that the national teacher felt that he had lost face in front of the king, and let the king see the secret he tried to hide.

This king broke the heart of the national teacher in the first step, and continued to gradually capture the national teacher, no no no no no!Why does this king have such a terrifying thinking of a straight male emperor attacking? !If things go on like this, will the national teacher dislike me even more!

It's a pity that the national teacher didn't feel the king's uneasiness at all, and pointed to the door, "King Su, please go back."

The king stepped back and left the courtyard of the national teacher.

Hey.

This king's chasing wife... Bah! ...the husband still has a long way to go.This means that I still have a lot of stories to write, so I am happy just thinking about it.

The sun was shining brightly.

Well, my king's vocabulary is not that rich.

A group of maidservants chattered on the corridor by the lotus pond while embroidering and discussing a new handsome man in the capital.

Ben Wang pricked up his ears and listened to the corner of the wall.